Butter/Lemon frosting

Needed some frosting, usually buy it but got into my Better Homes and Gardens cookbook and looked at frosting recipes. Wanted something fast and simple, and that didn’t require cooking, didn’t have some items called for in the various recipes so chucked it and dreamed up my own frosting. Very rich, but good, approved by Helen.

2 cups powered sugar (a guess)
1/3rd cup margarine (a guess)
Concentrated lemon juice
Vanilla (optional)

I didn't actually measure the ingredients. Blend margarine into powered sugar with a fork and start adding a bit of lemon juice at a time until you have the thickness you want. Done deal. Grated lemon or orange skins would be good in it I think.

Fixed Peggy’s door and mowed her lawn yesterday, and fixed her vacuum cleaner. Peggy should sell her home, she is getting old and can’t afford to take care of the yard anymore but wants it Martha Stewart pretty and perfect. You monkeys want everything pretty and perfect and you are still not happy, hello !!!

Spend more time talking to your mate, dance with your mate, having sex with your mate. If you don’t have a mate, well, maybe it’s because you are a pain in the butt, or any possible mates for you are, that is my experience.

I was out mowing her lawn (with my free mower that I've fixed, love the self propelled feature) when she left to a dental appointment and said to me in passing “I’m off now.” “Yes you are.” “What?” “You’re off now.” I’m guessing that she still doesn’t get it. LOL

She has a battery operated vacuum cleaner that I took apart and cleaned and replaced the battery in, it’s a joke, people are so hooked on battery operated things that they should just get over it all. Most of them are just things other monkeys dream up to sell them. My plug in vacuum will kick any battery operated vacuums butt and will last years longer and NOT need batteries that wear out and need to be properly disposed of. Often old tech is still the best tech. Come up with a lifetime battery and maybe I will change my mind.

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Little Billy showed me his wiener today." Before the mother could raise a concern, Little Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Little Sally replied, "No......salty!"

A father and his 6 year-old son attended a horse auction. The father decided to check out a horse prior to bidding. The father ran his hands up and down the horse's legs, face, and rump. The little boy asked, "Dad, what are you doing?" The father replied, I'm interested in buying this horse and I'm checking it out." The little boy's eyes became as big as saucers and he blurted out, "Dad, we have to go home now!" The father was puzzled and asked him, "Why do we have to go home right this minute?!" The boy replied, "Because, the UPS man was there yesterday and I think he wants to buy Mom!"

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

ACCEPTANCE
Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs… BBC