Now where were we

Got distracted yesterday with the six weird things, and reading about others on their blogs. So back to the post I was already working on, this will be a bit long.
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I’ve changed the following notice you see on some sites to suit myself, yeah, I would, wouldn’t I.
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Heat rises, no shit, have I ever lied to you? As a curious person and tinkerer and inventor these things interest me. So lets look at some temperatures in my place being as I like to mess with such things. It currently is 36.4 degrees outside with a light rain. At floor level it is 50.5 degrees (this is why there is a heat lamp under my desk), on my desktop it is 72.5 degrees, at the ceiling it is 80.6 degrees. From floor to ceiling there is a difference of 30.1 degrees, didn’t expect that much of a difference did you? So if you want to warm up, hang around on the ceiling for a while. Years ago you could buy a tube like thing (about four inches) that had a little blower in it that moved the heat from the ceiling down to the floor. I haven’t seen one for sale for years, and I don’t know how effective they were, but it seems like a good idea. Maybe I will make one and find out. The big ceiling fans are okay, but not that great. Yes, heat rises, and life is like a can of mixed nuts, the big ones work their way to the top.
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I’ve said for years that the school systems are doing and teaching a lot of stupid things, don’t get me started on that right now. Two teenagers died here the other day. Sixteen year olds, of carbon monoxide poisoning. In an area where the electricity was out for days. Someone had a generator running in a garage of all places, they went in to fill it with fuel and never came back out alive. They should have known better, schools should be teaching life skills, how to fucking stay alive. And don’t give me that shit that it should be up to the parents to teach kids those things, there are a lot of stupid parents on this planet. Or they don’t take the time to teach their kids what they need to know. Hell, it was probably a stupid adult that put the generator in the garage. I swear, I’m surrounded by fucking idiots. Boy, if I ran this planet kids would be learning a lot more than they are instead of screwing around with football and other stupid things.
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I had to go to town yesterday, bad roads or not. It was dollar day at the laundromat and we like to keep the sheets clean at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse. The main roads were in decent shape but everything else and the parking lots are still crap. My pile of cinder blocks are under a pile of snow and froze together and I wanted some weight in the bed of the truck for better traction. Well, I had lots of snow so I filled the bed with it. Some idiot in a pickup with no weight in it was trying to get up the driveway to the liquor store, I got tired of waiting for him as he screwed around so I went around and went down the ally.
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Front wheel drive automobiles get around pretty well on slick roads, until they have to stop, it can get iffy then, I’ve had them spin around on me as they are so light in the rear. One thing that most people don’t think about is to slip trans into neutral when trying to stop on ice. You can keep a little better control when the wheels aren’t still trying to drive the rig. Never mind that your foot isn’t on the gas, the engine is still trying to drive the wheels some. Try it and you will see what I mean.
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More on that subject of love and sex.
Nick.. I like my women just a little on the vain side. I enjoy (or don’t mind) a little makeup on a lady. I think that women should be just vain enough to want to look as good as she can, as long as she isn’t obsessed with it and spending tons of money doing it. Hell, I can’t imagine them not plucking or trimming their eyebrows if they should, even I primp some, being such a handsome monkey ya know. And lipstick, yeah, put it on, I like to try to take it off. Love that lipstick…. :-)
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I love earrings, they add a nice touch, even small tasteful tattoos, but what is with six or seven frigging rings on the fingers? Some of them are so gaudy. I sing a song at karaoke at times when I can find it, it’s something like “I like my women just a little on the shady side.” I can’t wear jewelry, it drives me nuts having something strange on my body, my watch hangs from a belt loop. Hell, sometimes my clothes touching me bugs me.
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Sewmouse.. This lady over in Everbarf, is she one of those women that thinks she has to have complete control of the situation every minute? I’ve known women like that, good luck with that, relationships are a mixture of give and take, flexibility. They can’t be played out according to a rock solid plan on the one party’s part.
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There was something else about this subject but my mind has wandered so I’ll get back to it later. Gotta go surf some blogs and news sites now, be careful out there, it’s a violent planet.
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Peace, love, hugs. BBC

Tagged

This isn’t what I was going to post about today, but Blueberry
Blueberry
has tagged me to reveal six weird things about myself. WTF? Doesn’t anyone read my blog? It’s all fucking weird. LOL… For you good friends out of the country that may not know what WTF means, it means What The Fuck?
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According to the rules...
Each player of this game starts with the “6 weird things about you”. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read your blog.
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#1.. I think that I’m God.
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#2.. I think that you are God/Goddess, that it is a spirituality only, not an entity out there.
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#3.. I think that mankind collectively is God in evolution.
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#4.. That makes me weird because I worry that we are fucked.
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#5.. I think that I’m gifted, special in some way not discovered yet.
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#6.. For nine years now I have lived assuming that the cosmos would take care of my needs, and that has worked very well for me.
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When we did the eight things about you tag I played along, but I didn’t tag anyone. I’m not going to tag anyone this time either. I think that things like this are very personal and that I shouldn’t be putting others on the spot by almost as much as insisting that they do them. I will however ask for volunteers. I may also be weird because I think reading people is more interesting than reading books. They don’t always like what I tell them about themselves though.
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The picture is of the earth at night. Just look at all the lights, doesn’t anyone conserve? How do people think they can save the planet this way?
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Bumper Sticker: 'Don't lend money to friends. It causes amnesia.'
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Church Bulletin Blooper: Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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Because of its tiny wings and heavy body, aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly. But the bumblebee doesn't know that, so it flies anyway.
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Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
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Has anyone ever said, "It is important to spend less time on how we look and more time on how we see"? If not, someone should.
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The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has no vision.
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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. (But those assholes can’t toss all of us in jail, that would be too many people to house and feed)
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War is fear cloaked in courage. --General William Westmoreland
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It isn't what you have in your pocket that makes you special, but what you have in your heart.
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Thibodaux marches up to Beaudreaux's front porch and raps hard on the door and Beaudreaux opens it. Thibodaux say, "Beaudreaux ! How long we ban frands ?" Beaudreaux say, "Well.........All our lives Thibodeaux" Thibodaux say, "Why don't you told me you gotta boat?" Beaudreaux say, "I ant gotta boat !" Thibodaux say, "Da' sign say; "BOAT FOR SALE". Beaudreaux say, " OH-NO Thibodaux !" See dat old '72 ford pickem'up truck over-dare" Thibodaux say, "yas, I see dat old pickem'up truck" Beaudreaux say, "See dat '76 Cheverloet Ce-dan" Thibodaux say, "yas, I see dat Ce-dan" Beaudreaux say, "Well, dey boat for sale.
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They made the first, Russian built, computer language translator. . To test it, the representative of the company said, "Just speak into the microphone." So, the customer spoke this phrase (in French,) "The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak." The machine cranked and groaned and finally translated it into English. Only it said, "The vodka's O.K. but the meat is spoiled."
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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
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Larry is recovering in room 232 at Jesus is Screwing Mary Hospital.
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It’s 24.8 degrees this AM. But it’s warm in here and we are as snug as bugs in a rug here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse. Have a great day everyone.
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Love, Peace, Hugs. BBC

This is a test

In 1987 (almost 20 years ago) I lived in Arizona for a year. Outside of Kingman, a pretty cool town I thought. We had no electricity so I bought a very small 500 watt (650 serge) Honda generator and a 55 watt solar panel. With a propane refrigerator that was all the power we really needed for lights and some TV.
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Over the years the generator has mostly just sat around, I get it out maybe once a year to run it for a bit and it always starts on just a few pulls, often the first one. Honda’s rock !! I’ve rigged up a special cord to run from it to an outlet outside that is on the same wire that powers my computer. I know the wiring because I wired this place when I gutted it out and rebuilt it.
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500 watts isn’t much but it’s running the small energy saving light, my computer and monitor. I’m good to go if the power goes out and the phone line keeps working, I can still get on the Internet. Being small it is also a fuel miser. Now, maybe I should set up that solar panel also, it’s been in storage for years. My camper kitchen has a battery in it for the water pump and a twelve volt light and it can keep that battery charged up even in the winter.
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Years ago I read a book called “Pissing in The Snow.” Entertaining, about hillbillies. Well, I have a little hillbilly in me, I know how to have cheap fun. :-)… So I went out and ‘wrote’ my initials in the snow. LOL
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End of test, back to the grid. Hugs. BBC

Winter is here

The picture is of the lot across the street, I suppose that someday there might be a house or business on it but for now it’s just nature and I like it like that. This is a pretty quite street, only three homes on it, plus my cave. It doesn’t show in the picture but one of the power lines is down. One thing I don’t scrimp on is heat, if I go out in cool weather I dress for it and deal with it, it’s not that big of a deal, I even hike to the hot springs in the winter. But !!! At home I’m staying warm without a lot of extra clothes on and I kick the heat up to 73 or 74 degrees if I want to. I don’t like using the screen on this new camera, I want an old fashioned viewfinder. Other than that it seems like a fine camera and will even take videos, something I don’t suppose I will bother with.
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I didn’t make my porch roof to take a ten inch wet snow load. It didn’t cave in though, but just in case I cleaned it off. No school again today, the kids should be happy. No mail yesterday either, and some of the business’s where closed. But I'm as snug as a bug in a rug. I should rig up a special cord in case I need to use the generator some though, I can just plug it into my outside outlet to feed the inside outlets on that circuit. The homes on my north and south sides have been without power for some time now, about 24 hours. The power was off here for a few hours in the night, I’m guessing so that they could repair lines to those around me. Hopefully they also have power now.
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Hey, lets talk about love and sex some more. Lets face it, if I didn’t swear and talk about sex I wouldn’t have as many readers as I do. Besides, it’s interesting, it’s part of our journey.
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You know what I like about you Azgoddess and Paris? Your honesty and willingness to admit things. Like having friendship sex. Face it, almost everyone has even though they don’t look at it that way. But if you have only dated someone a few times and have sex with them you are having a sort of friendship sex. You may or not may not even be infatuated with each other, and you can’t possibly love each other yet. That is a higher form of love than just liking. I’ve had a form of friendship sex I suppose, not that there was any pre-agreement, it just happened is all. And you know what? It’s okay.
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Something of interest that I’ve observed. Maybe it’s just the kind of women I’ve been meeting, but it doesn’t pay to tell a woman you love her before having sex with her, it spooks them. In fact, telling them that means that you aren’t going to get any sex. There are a lot of women that aren’t going to decide if they love a man until after they have had sex with him. Then if they like it they decide they love him. That really isn’t love of course, it is just a sick attachment they think is love.
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The thing about friendship sex, or casual sex these days is the worry of catching something. And with younger women, the chance of getting PG. I once read that Casanova, the so-called great lover, always used a few drops of fresh lemon juice as a birth control method. Also stated was the fact that it reduces the chances of getting aids. After reading up on him at Wikipedia I don’t think that was likely as he appeared to have fathered many children.
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On her blog, Lecture.. Sewmouse gave a lady an interesting lecture about love in one of her comments, I can’t say that I disagree with her. High infatuation doesn’t last all that long, but you can build something good from there. Even after that stage I’m still a bit of a romantic though. Willing to hold hands, get and give hugs, brush hair, a touch when passing by, things like that. Sewmouse seems like a very nice lady, maybe some buffoon will stumble along and she can spit on him and clean him up some and be happy with him.
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And how can I tell others that I love them when often I know so little about them, maybe not even know what they look like? Hell, that is the easy part, the point is that you don’t know them personally and maybe have to deal with them, so it is easy to love them. But remember, I look at love as something on a scale of one to ten. When I tell someone that I love them it may only be at a one. I like what I see on their blogs, what they are saying, therefore I love them.
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And for some strange reason that I can’t fathom, I’m often attracted to the sick in the head Christian ladies, go figure. Maybe I think I can help them? Yeah, right. We could talk about this more, hell, we could talk about it forever, but lets just keep moving on.
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You people telling me that you can create your own reality, tell me why you are not completely happy then. Tell me why you haven’t created the mates you can be happy with. Tell me why you are having to work. Tell me why there are wars that you don’t like. Tell me why the asshole next door is fucking with you. I’m telling you that you can only work at making your reality work the best it can for you. But there are still others realities getting in the way of yours being all that you would like it to be.
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It's so simple to seem to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say, and then don't say it. Lets end with a joke
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A little fella walks into a bar. Unfortunately there is a pile of dog shit just inside the door, and he slips in it and falls over. He gets up, cleans himself up and walks to the bar and buys a drink. A great big man then enters the bar. He slips in the same pile of shit, falls, gets up, cleans up and buys a drink. The little guy turns to the big guy and, trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, "I just did that." The big guy punches him in the mouth.
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Peace, love, hugs. (Work on it more) BBC

The little things

First, a snow report. I woke up this morning to find ten inches of snow, more than I’ve ever seen here. There are areas without electricity and there won’t be any school today, the kids can make snowmen. My phone line is down on the ground but still working so that is good.
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Yesterday I stayed home and relaxed. I wish my camp trailer was ready to use, it would be nice to spend a day like that at the beach in a nice warm camper enjoying watching the snow come down. That is my idea of camping, a nice warm camper. When I redo the camper I’m putting some big windows in it. So I can look out and view my world you know.
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Not that my mind needs this, but some reader might find this site interesting.
Philosophers
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Cremation… I have every intention of being cremated, my preference would be on the beach at low tide but I don’t think they allow that in this culture I live in. I have been listed as an organ donor for many years and here is an interesting alternative offering free cremation.
Free Cremation
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Scott Adam’s cracked me up yesterday, he once again posted on the subject of free will, something neither of us believe in, for reasons I won’t get into right now. A reader commented with “scott, you get more and more boring everyday. Please choose to blog about things you haven't before.” Scott replied with.. [I admit that some of these posts won't excite the petrified turd in your skull. -- Scott]… Too funny.
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My comment was, “You have made it clear a number of times that you don't believe in free will, as have I. Not complete and true free will anyway. So why do you keep bringing this subject up? Just to stir up the monkeys for their silly comments for your own amusement? …Billy B
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People should not go to bed at night worrying, it can keep you from going to sleep, or give you bad dreams. When your head hits the pillow say the following words. “Ah fuck it, tomorrow is a new day”.
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Last evening I watched the movie, “The Long Hot Summer”. Pretty good movie, one line I liked was, “You couldn’t tame me, but you taught me.”
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The little things…. You know, I’m just not into the big things anymore. Never was really, even though I got sucked in that direction at times.
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A couple of blogger friends where discussing the size of their living quarters so this ties in with this subject also. I live in one room of 180 square feet (12X15). I have a paid for roof over my head, I’m warm and comfortable and happy with it. And I’m a hundred times better off than someone that is forced to live under a tree. If others aren’t happy with what they have, well to bad, just don’t whine to me, I might get judgmental.
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What makes Helen (my neighbor) different than most women I know? She is a pleasant, happy, and well adjusted woman that is easy to get along with and has a great sense of humor. She has lived in her home (the posted picture) since 1946 and is completely happy with it and herself. What is it like in that home? It has a few lights, she has a transistor radio and an old electric range that she never uses. That is the grand total of electrical appliances.
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She heats it with an old wood burning kitchen stove that is older than many people reading this blog, and no, she hasn’t got hot running water. But it is a nice little comfy home, I sure wish she would let me paint the kitchen though, it hasn’t been painted since the sixty’s. I did paint the outside of it a few years ago. Simplify works, and people that live simply seem to be more happy. Oh, and she thinks that she has the greatest neighbor in the world, I can’t argue with that. LOL
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Some people keep saying that you create your own reality, bullshit, I just don’t believe that.
I haven’t been able to create my own reality, have you? Sure, there are certain things I have control over but the truth of the matter is, others realities often get in the way of my having the world the way I would like it to be. I shouldn’t complain, I have it made.
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Actually, I was doing pretty well building my reality until those bastards at the post office lost some of the packages cuz they where out fucking box turtles. And those bastards in the White House interfuckingfering with the rest of it. Who would have known? Yeah, create our own realities, right, just exactly who has managed to do that with all those other realities in the way? Lets see a raise of hands.
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Friendship sex…. Have you ever done that? Like you are going to answer if you did. I’m thinking I should rethink that and just have sex with a friend, at least I would be getting some. I know single people that do that and are happy with the situation. Oh hell, I’m just muttering here, I had better just post this.
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Have a great day everyone, love, hugs, peace. .. BBC

First snow of the season

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I can

A lady (no name mentioned to protect the guilty) said that she couldn’t post this on her blog, what with it being a nice clean blog and she keeps a nice shiny image ya know. BUT I CAN !!! Because I know that there is a lot of stuff in all of our heads and we all have our own strange journeys, and I’m willing to show it all to you.
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Yesterday I repotted some of my Aloe Vera plants, now I have to find homes for them. Got my PUD light bill yesterday, $50.47. Very pleased with that as it includes my heat.
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Sewmouse.. Let’s try one more time, and keep sex as an equation out of it because that isn’t what I was talking about. What does a man get if he meets your criteria? What kind of a woman? When I ask someone a question like that it’s because I want to know and understand them better. What their interests are, how they live, what they expect in a mate (outside of sex), etc. Geez, it’s not always about sex ya know. And it’s not always the men, I know plenty of women that are just as obsessed with sex as many men are. Sure we all think and talk about it a lot, but hell, I’ve been dumped by women that got ticked because I didn’t jump them at least once a day. Life, argh !!!
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A lady I know that, well, is quite frankly a piece of crap that thinks she is better than everyone else, but sits on her butt on a barstool all the time. Noticed my credit cards when I had my wallet out to pay for a drink. Then started pestering me for a date. I almost relented after five years of no sex. But I got over it, it’s just not worth the hassle.
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When I was helping with the Friendship Dinner the other night a friend told me that some of the stuff on my blog gets pretty far out there, hell, I didn’t even know that he was reading my blog. But that’s true, some of us just have strange journeys. Most of us must have strange journeys.
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I went into my camper, mostly it’s just my kitchen, to heat up a cup of chocolate coffee, and about an hour later went to it again to fix Helen’s breakfast and when I opened the door there was a cat stuck to the screen about three quarters of the way up it. LOL.. I hadn’t even noticed that there was a cat in there.
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So now that I have upgraded to Blogger Beta I now have a Google account. Isn’t that nice? I have no idea why of course, do they want to sell me something?
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I bought ten lbs. of chicken and ten lbs. of hamburger yesterday really cheap. Seafood is getting high in price but it always amazes me how cheap food is in this country. And how much of it there is. And how much of it gets wasted. And it makes me wonder. How can thirty thousand people a day die of starvation on this planet in this day and age? It must have something to do with capitalism and greed. My freezer is full to the top of food that was dirt cheap or free that I often seem to not getting around to eating because there is always more food coming at me, I doubt that I spend a hundred dollars a month on food. I bought the freezer and keep it stocked in case of an emergency. I can go for months on the food I have on hand if I need to. The only thing I would be lacking is beer.
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While walking through the Boulder, Colorado woods, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with
his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
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Seven Kinds of Sex
I -SOCIAL SECURITY SEX
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on."
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II --LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"
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III --QUIET SEX
Tired of a lifeless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She looked at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"
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IV --CONFOUNDED SEX
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small," $6,500 for "medium," and $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".
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V --WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 39th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife-Cold As Ever." Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: Here Lies My Husband-Stiff At Last."
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VI --NO SEX
My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
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VII -- OLD SEX
One night an 87 yr old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 yr. old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted living apartment... killing him instantly. Brought before the court on a charge of murder. The judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense. She said coolly, "Yes, your Honor, I figured that at 92, if he could have sex.....he could fly.
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New here? Check out this older post.
A trip to the springs
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Love, Peace, Hugs. BBC

Not Spoiled

Here is an interesting site showing what others can do with bikes and cycles. These people are not spoiled.
Not Spoiled
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Football, stupid… Football, stupid… Football, stupid… Yeah, I know, a lot of people like it, but to me it's just stupid. Hell, they want millions of dollars because they might hurt themselves. Big deal, I used to drink twelve beers and hurt myself for nothing. And I was probably a lot more entertaining. LOL
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Sewmouse .. Aside from what you said yesterday, you really did not answer my question. I asked what was in for him for doing it your way. Or being what you want and need.
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I don't know that this new camera takes any better pictures than the old camera. But some features are nicer, and it downloads the pictures to my computer a lot faster. What I don't like about it is that it doesn't have a viewfinder. Looking at that little screen to take a far away shot is a pain in the butt.
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THIS & THAT:
As she retired to the kitchen to put the finishing touches to the dinner preparations, actress Helen Hayes warned her family: "This is the first turkey I've ever cooked. If it isn't right, I don't want anybody to say a
word. We'll just get up from the table, without comment, and go down to the hotel for dinner." She returned some ten minutes later to find the family seated expectantly at the dinner table-wearing their hats and coats.
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In 1996, every American taxpayer worked until July 3rd to pay off his or her share of government imposed financial costs.
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Don't panic, but there has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
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War might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on teaching social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
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The problem lies not in the question, "What is the meaning of life?" The problem is not finding Love as the answer
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You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea.
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People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
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There is true courage in the acts of every day living.
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Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on.
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Phyllis Diller in Entertainment Weekly: "Look at Bob Hope. Look at Milton Berle, George Burns. Look how long they lived. Seeing the funny side of things keeps you alive."
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When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. (I still do !) But anyway, I got out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the entire service to her. Once finished, I asked if she had any questions, and she replied, "Oh. I see. Is that when Mommy came to work for us?"
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About a quarter of the motor cortex in the human brain (the part of the brain which controls all movement in the body) is devoted to the muscles of the hands.
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Don't be afraid to take a big step when one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small steps.
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During a flood in the Kentucky lowlands, one family sent its little boy to stay with an uncle in another part of the state, accompanied by a letter explaining the reason for the nephew's sudden and unexpected visit. Two days later the parents received a telegram: "Am returning boy. Send the flood."
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Have a nice day… Hugs. BBC

New Camera Test

This is a test. I just took the first picture with my new camera at full zoom. It's fresh snow on the Olympic Mountains, taken from my driveway.

Clicking on it will give you a much better view. Now I have to learn how use the darn thing properly as it is much different than my old camera. And they had a 1.0 gig memory card on sale for 15 bucks so I bought it also. The camera will hold over 900 pictures. Yikes, I just take a few at a time and delete them from the camera or there is just a big mess in there that I don't want to look through.

I'm supposed to get about 120 pictures out of the batteries so that isn't bad. New batteries once every year or so as I don't take that many pictures. BBC

Helen's Casserole

Ha!! I finely got Blogger to post my pictures smaller, click on it to make it bigger. Don't pay any attention to the wolf, it's just my bedspread.
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Helen used to waddle up to the old ladies home on the corner to visit her for a while, they had known each other for years. A few years ago the lady had to move into a care center, and the home was sold. Yesterday the ladies son brought Helen a turkey casserole that his wife had made. Helen wanted to share some of it with me so I went over with a plate and spoon. The turkey must have been marinated for a few days before cooking. The casserole was big pieces of turkey breast with what appeared to be mushroom soup over it and a dressing cover. Damn, that turkey was tender, flavorful, seemed to have just a hint of orange flavoring, and cooked to perfection. I wish I could cook that well.
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Vegetarians that are extremists bother me. They seem to think that meat producing animals have souls and plants don’t. Just because a tomato can’t react with fright and flight, can’t make noise when dyeing, doesn’t mean it hasn’t got a soul that you are sliding that knife through. All living things are part of the living soul of this planet. Yes, a lot of critters get as much as mistreated being raised and during slaughter. But so do a lot of vegetables, there isn’t anything I can do about that.
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I’m not going to feel guilty about eating some meat. If they can manage to make you feel guilty about eating some meat, the next thing you know, they will try to make you feel guilty for sticking your tongue in a vagina. Well go to hell, I’ve done it, get over it. I will admit though, the turkey yesterday tasted better. LOL…. Maybe I should start a campaign over the mistreatment and abuse of vegetables and their poor little souls. As I said, all living things, plant or animal, are a part of the living spirit of this planet. And some of them are here to eat, period. My body calls for some meat, I eat some of it.
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My one Mega Pixel HP camera has served me well for years, even though I dropped it on cement once. I did a lot of research before buying it, the battery life was important for one thing, I didn’t want a camera that chewed up batteries. Staples has a one day sale today, I’m going to run over this morning and buy a six Mega Pixel HP with a 3X optical zoom (better than a digital zoom) for a hundred bucks. I hope it is as good as this old one.
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Poor Nancy, wrote a long comment to post on my blog yesterday and it got lost in cyberland. I don’t blame her for being pissed about that but it’s like I keep saying. Before sending ….
Copy the text !!
Copy the text !!
Copy the text !!
Then if it gets lost you can just paste it again. The one time you don’t do that will be when it gets sent to Fuckville. And that place isn’t on any maps so you can’t find it again. I write my long comments in a word document, then paste them into a comment to send. But that’s just me.
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It’s the policy here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse. Street girls bringing in sailors must pay for the room in advance. Disclaimer… Polly’s is fictional, it’s just something I have fun with.
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Sewmouse.. I’m curious about something hon, you said… Any guy who wants me is gonna have to come to ME - on MY terms… Okay, but if he does, what is in it for him? Hugs.

LONDON (Reuters) - New human gene map shows unexpected differences … One person's DNA code can be as much as 10 percent different from another's, researchers said on Wednesday in a finding that questions the idea that everyone on Earth is 99.9 percent identical genetically.
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PARIS (AFP) - New investigations into the code for life suggest the assumption that humans are genetically almost identical is wide of the mark, and the implications could be resounding.
Current thinking, inspired by the results five years ago from the Human Genome Project, is that the six billion humans alive today are 99.9 percent similar when it comes to genetic content and identity.
But major research work, published on Thursday, suggests we are genetically more diverse -- and the repercussions could be far-reaching for medical diagnosis, new drugs and the tale of human evolution itself. Until now, analysis of the genome has focussed overwhelmingly on comparing flaws, or polymorphisms, in single "letters" in the chemical code for making and sustaining human life.
This implies that, over the last 200,000 years or so, subtle variants have arisen in the genome to allow different populations of humans adapt to their different environments, Wellcome Trust Sanger said in a press release.
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Yawn, I already knew all that, I just had no way of proving it. The total populations of mankind did not start with just one species that evolved into humans. Humans are the result of a number of different species on different continents and countries evolving. Still, even though there are differences, all humans were started by the same magical energies that was flowing around on this planet at the time that all started to take place. I can’t explain it well, it was explained to me while in a sort of trance and the cosmos was communicating with me. Science will end up explaining it all well in due time.
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Once again, this stuff isn’t what I was going to do a post about today, but we will just keep moving on, always moving on. It’s all good. Love, Peace, Hugs. BBC

Inventing and such

An imagination is a terrible thing to waste. I’m sure that has been said before, but it popped into my head so I post it here.
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Before I talk about the subject and picture I want to discuss yesterdays post a little more. ‘The Future Was Yesterday’ said, “True, and lasting Love doesn't know geography.” … While this is true I must share some of my wisdom gained from experiences and observations with some of today’s modern women. I’m not generalizing here, I’m discussing women that look at women’s lib improperly. In other words, they take the meaning of it too far. They believe that they are completely independent and are unwilling to work with a man as a team. They are not looking for a man and seeing it as a partnership, they are looking to add to their empire that they have built for themselves. And too often it is their way or the highway. They only love on their terms. That is a simple explanation, I may get into that more at another time.
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Really, I’m not kidding, some women are looking at things as if they have their own empires, and are simply looking to adding a man and his skills and resources to it. I don’t think that is the right way to look at things.
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I stated yesterday that I would go some distance to meet a woman if we were interested in each other, and that is true, I most likely would. But, I did not say that I would be willing to move. I moved here to die here, this is beautiful country and I have obligations here. At one time I would have been willing to move just about anywhere, but not now. Moving here was my last move, I feel that there is a reason for my being here, and I’ve had it with moving my tools and equipment, I have property and I’m not moving all that stuff again. There is a wonderful old lady next door and she has no one but me to help her, sorry, but I cannot and will not abandon her. She has lived in that little home for sixty years and she wants to die there, if at all possible I will help her do that. She has been such a wonderful friend, that is the least I can do for her.
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I would consider living in a different home in the area, my place is a pretty basic place and there isn’t many ‘modern’ women that would be willing to live here even if I fixed it up some. It may offend some of them in my saying it, but American women are spoiled rotten and often don’t appreciate what they have and are always wanting more. Where as I’m more concerned about a woman living under a tree and starving to death. But I would still keep this place as a place to come and work on my inventions and as a place to keep my stuff that is related to all that. And of course keep an eye on and help Helen with the things that she can’t do. Big deal, it takes me all of maybe a half an hour a day.
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So, unless she was willing to consider relocating, I wouldn’t go to meet her. A week or two of good sex sounds like fun but that just isn’t my gig anymore. I have (geez cat, I’m trying to type here) observed that many women are unwilling to move away from their offspring, or the things that they know, the box they have built themselves into. It’s interesting that often the offspring ends up moving away from them. There is no way I would follow my children around, they have lives, I have a life. Besides, they are too, umm, American, wanting too much and not caring what they destroy to get it. I test them too much, they think I’m a tree hugger. Well, I am. And my daughter has taken up being a Christian, we stopped getting along at that point.
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And BSB said, “I just can't go through the hassle of it all... or rather..the ups and downs.. I need stability and it's not a man who will bring it. Sadly enough, many women still think that men bring stability. HA!”… As I stated above, women’s lib has hurt them in some ways because of how they percieve some things, and they are hurting themselves and their relationships. Relationships have never been about a man bringing all of the stability into a relationship. In times past he usually brought home the money as that was his role. But!! Stability in the relationship is the responsibility of both people. And I note with sadness that there are women not willing to work on that these days.
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She also said, “Yup.. I'm into a flat line.. more stable like that and NO I don't find it boring.. it's more comforting for me to count on myself.. ;-)”….. Three things Hon. A: You are too young, attractive, and fun to be alone, and I know that you don’t want to be….. B: You will heal and get back in the grove…. C: You are lying to yourself you know. :-)….. Many women build what they think is security for themselves, and that hurts them. In truth, there is no such thing as real security for anyone. Anyone’s whole world can tumble down in minutes. Losing a job, an automobile accident, a disabling disease, a home burning down, all sorts of things can and do happen. Single people have to face those things alone.
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Blueberry I know that there is a lot of weird and dangerous people on the web, and maybe I have been lucky, but none of the ones I’ve met where anywhere near that.
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Back to today’s post…. That is a picture of a thirty-five speed three wheel recumbent bike I made about five years ago. Yes, it is ugly, it was just an experiment, to see what I could make. I cut up two bikes, rounded up a few other parts and made it for about ten bucks. That bike will go up any hill and it was fun to tool around on. I soon lost interest in it and lent it to a kid to mess with for a while. I intend on making another nicer one someday as I like biking, or just for the heck of it.
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I was able to make it cheap because as I’ve said before, I have a forty year collection of tools and equipment, including a metal lathe, otherwise known as an engine lathe, welder, press, etc. Not that I’m an expert on lathes, but good enough that I could make the intermediate shaft to enable me to achieve thirty-five speeds. If my legs had the power this bike could go a hundred miles an hour.
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At one time, before moving here, I worked on perpetual motion a lot. Never mind that it can’t be done, you learn a lot by working on it. Besides, it has been done, it just isn’t very interesting is all because you can’t get any real work out of it. A man built a clock many years ago that ran on barometric pressure changes and it ran until some fools moved it. That qualifies as perpetual motion to me. But as I said, it can’t do much.
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I reckon that I have come about as close to achieving it as anyone else. But as I said, it’s just a curiosity if you can’t get much work out of it. Now, perpetual POWER (not just motion), that is a different story, something that can actually be useful, that is what I’m interested in doing. I’ve been side tracked for nine years because of this strange journey I have been on, but I’m going to start working on it again next spring. This winter I’m spending on getting this place and the shop in better order.
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I’m very analytical and not stupid enough to think that I can invent a perpetual motion device that cannot only run itself and also make other real world useful power to do other things with. But !! I do believe that after many experiments that I can make a device that with a little help of nature running it can make useful amounts of power. Completely non-polluting power. I have reason to believe that just a very small stream (or breeze) for example, will provide enough power to run a household. We shall see. I have also made an interesting air motor, not sure if it will have useful applications though.
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Besides, anything I or someone else could invent would just be a fill in solution, still, those solutions are needed, in the future scientists will come up with much better solutions for non-polluting power. And don’t tell me I can make a lot of money if I was to invent something useful. Anyone that thinks I care about money and getting rich doesn’t know me at all. Because I only care about the betterment of mankind. I could care less if I made a penny from making something really cool that would make this planet a better place for everyone. But, I’m not a greedy fucking capitalist, so there you go. Even if I don’t ultimately invent something really cool, it at least is a way for me to do something I enjoy doing and keeps me off the streets.
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For those that are into it, Happy Thanksgiving, I’m only into it for the food.
Love, Peace, Hugs…. BBC

The Internet is weird

Rock hard…… Okay, so what did you just think of? Actually, it's two words on a can of Durham's Water Putty, a repair material. Sorry ladies, not what you had in mind. LOL
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Don't wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less than perfect conditions. So what? Get started now. With each step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and more skilled, more and more self-confident and more and more successful.
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We should consider every day lost in which we have not danced or sang some.
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The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it.
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What kind of fish live in the Columbia river? …. Live ones.
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I swiped this from Nick's blog. The difference between dogs and cats: A dog says, 'You pet me, you feed me, you shelter me, you love me, you must be God.' A cat says, 'You pet me, you feed me, you shelter me, you love me, I must be God.' ….. No kidding, and those cats like to fuck wit God.
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Anyway, the post subject is about the Internet being weird. As in this is a weird way for people to meet each other and find friends and mates. Actually though, it really isn't. For hundreds, maybe thousands of years, people have had all kinds of unique ways of finding, getting to know each other, fall in love (in some fashion), finely meet each other in person and become a team, or couple, or not. Many of those attempts at those relationships fail. But I'm guessing that the failure rate for Internet relationships are no higher than any other of the many ways people find and meet each other. And the ones that are just online friendships, how wonderful is that? I'm still friends with folks from way back before blogs, when we used ICQ and online chat rooms a lot. Being the computer pack rat I am, I still some pictures of them, and that was five computers ago.
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So…. Have you ever went to meet someone that you met online? Come on now, fess up. I have, most of them turned out that we wasn't interested in trying a relationship with each other, other than just being online friends. But you never know, you might meet the right fun redhead, or blonde, or brunette. Two of us did try it, a relationship and I'll tell you about it, because that is the kind of guy I am. LOL
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About ten years ago I met a lady through ICQ that a man that knew her introduced me to. I don't recall how I met him online, maybe in a chat room or something. Anyway, we got to sharing messages and jokes everyday and learning about each other, and just clicked. We shared pictures, lives, stories, and yadda, yadda, and after a while decide that we should meet as we had kind of fell in love (or in lust) online.
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So we planed a two week get together at her place as she was working and I wasn't because I had made enough money trucking and didn't feel like working for a while. Well, it wasn't concrete that I would be staying with her of course, we wanted to check each other out in person some before making that decision. It was a two-day drive and when I arrived there I got a hotel room and called her and we made arrangements to meet in town. She thought I was great, I thought she was great, we hadn't conned each other about what we where when we where doing ICQ and emails. We where both what we said we were.
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I never used that hotel room… Smirk. We had good times doing things together and had great sex two times a day for two weeks, it was great. When she was at work I would work on her home that needed a lot of attention so it gave me something to do, and I fixed most of the meals as I had the time. But sadly, it didn't last, at the end of the two weeks she figured that she had, had enough. Well, that really sucked, I wasn't figuring on it going that way.
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She didn't like me suggesting to her how she should care for her dogs, but I'm just not into playing with dogs that have been lying in their own shit all day long because they have no where else to lie locked up in a pen that isn't being kept clean. She said that she had never had so much attention and that it bothered her. WTF ??? It's not like I was hanging on to her all the time. But if we went somewhere I would hold her hand while driving, hug her before she went to work, hug her when she got home, called her honey a lot because that is just natural for me. Fix her some meals as I had the time and she was busy. Things like that. Oh well, some women just don't like much attention except when they are in heat I guess. At least she was in heat a lot… LOL
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Would I do it again? Go a long distance to meet someone? Maybe, if I felt that we knew each other pretty well after sharing a lot online, if I felt that there was a chance for a lasting relationship. I feel that life should be about adventures, experiences, and things like that, live in a box and all you have is a box, anyone thinking that there is security in that is wrong. There are women that visit this blog that interest me for whatever reasons. And a few of them I don't even know all that much about them, it's as if the mystery of them is intriguing. Or the things I see on their blogs I like, I feel that I can relate to them.
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But I don't know what they look like, how old they are, critical things like that. But I have an imagination and those are great things to have. Like, Gracie for (one) example, I'm intrigued by a frigging eyeball. LOL … Yup, I love that eyeball. Oh, well she loves me also, so of course that always helps. My imagination tells me that she is over fifty, has a great sense of humor, is warm and loving, is okay looking, and has a body that turns my crank. Yup, the Internet is weird, but no more weird than any other way of communicating, no more weird than our imaginations. Would I go again to meet someone if we were both interested? Knowing me, I suppose I would, there are a few women online that interest me. But only if I thought she was for real and not jacking me around. All things involve some risk and I've never been afraid of that. I'm not much for hiding in boxes. Last year I was willing to go to Atlanta, and that is a right far distance from me (No, it turned out that I didn't go).
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Have you got any such stories to share?
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Bingo !!! The nice man that made my upper dentures meant well I'm sure, but they didn't even come close to fitting me properly, I couldn't even put them in my mouth. He would have had to spend hours trying to make them fit properly. Mostly I have ignored them, they seem to like it in that old butter tub anyway. But I take them out at times and mess with them some, and now I have them feeling just right. And just in time for turkey day, I think I will eat a few extra calories as I've lost some weight anyway. I don't eat a lot, I eat to live, not live to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat you know. :-)
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I don't handle stress with food, I handle it with booze and nicotine. LOL….. I hate the smoking though, but I've been cutting down on it. It's not like I ever smoked over a pack a day anyway, unlike some people that smoke two or three packs. Besides, I did vote for the smoking ban in public places.
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I'm going to upgrade to Blogger Beta this evening or tomorrow during the wee hours when hopefully the Internet is slow. I hope everything goes right, Azgoddess seems to have made the transition seamlessly so here's hoping it goes the same for me.
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Love, Peace, Hugs…. BBC

Philosophical ?

Sorry, lots of heavy shit today, a little humor at the end of the post though. As I've said before, this blog takes on a life of its own.
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My, my, what do we have here? A couple of Christians? Muslims? Let's see, who else can I piss off? I know, this is a sick graphic but I dislike all religions equally, and mankind is still crap at this point in his evolution. But, being an atheist is being an underachiever also. So is being a human or humanist, working toward godliness, now there is an achievement worth working toward. It of course means taking responsibility for it and so few on this planet want to. We are God in evolution. Just have to accept it is all. Or I should say that the youth of the planet does. They are the ones that will determine the future and its beliefs, but I see more and more of them wandering way from religions. They will be building something new, what I hope will be considered a Fellowship of God. They will practice what I call Communityism, a form of Socialism but different than any Socialist maps at this time. In order to do that properly they will have to change Capitalism as it is practiced, I wish them luck, it won't be easy.
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BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - Gunmen shot and killed a television comedian Monday who was famous for mocking everyone from the Iraqi government to U.S. forces to Shiite militias to Sunni insurgents. BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - Gunmen shot and killed a television comedian Monday who was famous for mocking everyone from the Iraqi government to U.S. forces to Shiite militias to Sunni insurgents.
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Yeah, well it just proves my point that some people don't have any sense of humor and take their religions and beliefs too seriously. Hammer made an insightful comment yesterday. "I don't know about evolution deniers. When I asked one about neanderthal's and dinosaur bones they just said. "leave me alone my religion doesn't have to make sense.".. Okay, if they refuse to admit that their mentors and teachers were wrong and insist on believing stupid things there isn't much we can do about it. Well, we can mock them, maybe ignore them.
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I sent that graphic to some of my email buddies also. Only one of them complained, said not to send her that kind of stuff, but she is some kind of christian so there you go. How do I know what may or may not offend someone? She likes risque jokes, and sends them to me, but only if she approves of them. Hell, I won't send her anything if I have to wonder if it is going to offend her. I note that while some folks may not like it all that much, that reasonably well adjusted people do not take offence at things like that. They just delete it and move on with no comment. Why over react to what is floating around.
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SAN FRANCISCO - Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter. But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home. The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.
Global Orgasm

"The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting."
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"Every battle he fought, he fought alone". Know who that was said about? The hint is a famous movie star….. Okay, I will tell you. John Wayne.
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I dislike it when people tell me I'm being philosophical, that word is one of the fucking most misused words on this planet. I'm telling you people what I frigging know and believe, that doesn't make me a fucking philosopher !! It makes me a mentor !!! Hello !!!! Pay attention godfuckingdamnit, this will be on your next test !!! And I have only one conspiracy, to get laid, BUT !!! Only with the right woman, sadly, she doesn't seem to exist, that woman that can look into my eyes and share her spirit with me. She isn't here, so be it.
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Sewmouse…Us once young whipper snappers that endured so much that the kids today don't have to have become spoiled old coots. Yes we have, and we worked our asses off and earned it. I wonder what they will do to earn their way through life.
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All of my hopes and dreams of a loving, perfect, peaceful world have now been shattered. I used to go to the store and buy a tub of butter, when I removed the top there it was in all its glory. I always marveled at that, a trusting world. But the tub I bought the other day? You got it, it had a seal under the lid. I am sad.
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Yesterday, between showers and disillusions, I put up a TV antenna. I see no reason for getting cable or a satellite dish to fill my mind with even more monkey shit. Other than I could get high speed internet with it, but it's not worth it to me as I suppose it would cost about sixty bucks a month or more. But I must have a bad cable or connection so I have to take it back down and check it out.
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Because I have fleeting moments of awareness and absolute genus (usually when I'm sleeping and can't remember when I wake up), I want to point out a tip that can save you a bit of effort on the blogs that ask for word verification. After typing the words you don't have to move to the mouse, just smack the Enter key, it saves a step you don't need to do.
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One more tip, if you want to delete a comment on your blog don't just click on the little garbage can and follow that route. RIGHT click on it and select to open link in a new window. Then delete it in that window and close that window. That way your blog and comments are still there, you don't have to wander back to it. You will have to hit the F5 key though to see the number of comments listed properly again.
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A few jokes:
You Can't Handle the Truth...A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman. "That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." "Shut up", barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
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A Cherokee Indian was a special guest at an elementary school. He talked to the children about his tribe and its traditions, then he shared with them this fun fact: "There are no swear words in the Cherokee language." One boy raised his hand, "But what if you're hammering a nail and accidentally smash your thumb?" "That," the man answered, "is when we use your language."
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Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class, remember it has an "r" after the first letter." The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy." The next day the regular teacher is still sick. When Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks him what her name is. Johnny thinks hard, and the says to the teacher, remember it has an "r" after the first letter." "That's right," she coaxed. Then, after a few seconds Johnny eyes light up and he says, "Is it Mrs. Crunt?"
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♫ ♫♪ ♪ ♪♫… … Love, peace, hugs. BBC

Monday

BSB did a post subject of "Darwin VS The Bible". By the time I was thirty those questions where over for me, not that I knew all the answers, but Darwin it is to an analytical mind. In this day and age with all the information available to us how could anyone possibly believe in what the bible says as to our creation. That was just our ancestors playing with their minds and screwing them up. The bold text below is from her blog.
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Not too sure that we came from, fish, monkeys or Adam & Eve... No question about it hon. First fish (or other critters that lived in the oceans at the time), into monkeys, into humans.

What I do know is that I came from two irresponsible people who shouldn't have had a child to begin with... You are not alone, many are raised that way, or worse. My parents were okay in some ways, worked hard, paid their bills, things like that. But they shouldn't have had children because we were just in the way. However, the result is children when you like to screw each other as much as they liked to screw each other.
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Helen, the old lady next door, liked to screw also, still wants it at 84. And she was a good mother but after having her son she told the doctor that she didn't want anymore children. She hated childbirth. He gave her something, some cream to use, and she never got pregnant again, so I guess there was ways back then. Sex, yes, children, no. But many people on this planet still do not understand that. Some religions still promote making more babies, stupid.
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I don't have any theory because I feel nobody knows... No one can prove anything yet, but mark my words, scientists will end up the winners in the future as they will prove it all, that Darwin was right even though incomplete, that all things are evolution, even God, and that we are that God figure, the soul/spirit of the living planet. However !!! Mankind has to collectively believe that, and then take responsibility for it. I don't expect that to happen for some time yet, a few hundred more years maybe, if at all. Evolution can take a nasty turn, this may become a Star Wars planet. In that case I don't think mankind will survive.
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We become what we are because of where we were born. Catholics, protestants, anglicans, muslims, and all the rest, who gives a hoot?.. A heck of a lot of people give a hoot, a heck of a lot of brainwashed people, and look at all the problems it all causes on this poor tired earth.
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If dying is so beautiful and that we will be with the all mighty creator (like all good catholics make us believe) why did she want to stick around? .. She was hardwired with two instructions when she arrived here, one was 'survive'. And in case you haven't learned this yet, the other was to procreate. Or at least have sex. That is what the whole cosmic sexual energy thing and creation is all about. The sex drive in humans is strong because it is the cosmic spirit need flowing through them. And not people are afraid to die, many look forward to it. Richard Feynman didn't try to prolong his life, but died with grace and dignity, but stated that he was glad that he only had to do it once as it was boring. Maybe people need to make death more exciting. LOL
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That's what is important and when I pray I'm not hurting anyone. End of story... Praying has never done me any good. Not that I don't believe in miracles, I've experienced them, I fully believe in some power that I don't fully understand, but I don't depend on it. I know that it will fail me someday, why should it favor me over someone else? Someone else that is sitting under a tree at this very moment living his/her last moments as their life drains from them because they are starving to death. Why would such a spirit would want one person to starve to death while another buys more shoes than they need, or a yacht. It seems that when people pray that they expect a God to favor them over everyone else. Nope, it's that way because mankind, the living spirit, is that way. I send money to try to help others live, but many, well, what ever.
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As for praying for someone to die, that doesn't work either, even if it is collective praying. Millions, even a good many Christians, have been praying for the president to die but the damn fool is still here. Too bad because the cosmic spirit would really like to see that fool gone.
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Scott Adam's appears to be under the delusion that in this so-called democracy that people would vote for the right person to be president. Interesting.
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That was kind of heavy and I'm still not feeling like being heavy so lets lighten up a bit and amuse the cosmic spirit. The other day I got a hankering for oysters, the ones in the stores are too expensive, so I went to the fish market for a pint of fresh ones, they sure were good.
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I enjoyed them so much that I'm going to go get another pint today and solicit sexual suggestions from the women lurking here, you sweethearts may start now, or not. This is for our own enjoyment and entertainment of course. LOL. .. God and Goddess are such sluts !!!
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What are you doing for Thanksgiving? I've had some invitations but I think I will go to the community dinner at Serenity House. If I can talk Helen in to it I will take her with me, but she likes to stay home in front of her stove as much as possible. That poor old sweet lady (I mean it, really sweet, not bitchy and wanting like a lot of people) she is getting so frail. I hold her hand to support her when we go somewhere, and walk very slowly, she thinks I'm the most patient man in the world (I'm not always) and her hand is going creak, creak, creak. I hurt for her, but she is cheerful and doesn't complain a bit. Anyway, got side tracked there, lets keep moving on, always moving on.
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If you haven't been there yet, check out this site. If I have my code right.
Free Hugs
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A cute little test, maybe the most truthful one that you will ever take, it only takes a minute to take it.
Cute Test
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If you have a fast connection here is an interesting link to a couple of bloggingheads that use video, interesting and mostly to the left. Some would call them liberals but I don't much like labels.
Bloggingheads
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A cute quote spotted on Sewmouse's blog…. "You young wippersnappers don't know how good you have it! Why, in MY DAY"… Truer words where never spoken hon, the youth is so spoiled today. Hell, we were lucky to have a shower. I once lived in a sheep wagon with my grandparents and was home schooled. But it didn't matter because I didn't know any better. Or maybe I did, and didn't care. Actually, those were wonderful days, going skinny dipping in a beaver pond.
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Now ya'all sing along with the Beatles, 'I want to hold your hand' … Love, Peace, Hugs.. BBC

It's Sunday !!!

What the heck are you doing in here? I told you to make up your own service. I was going to the hot springs think I will stay here and goof around, now stop farting in your chair and go do something and enjoy yourself. Get away from your computer for a while.
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Friday I finely got around to buying a DVD player that was on sale, I seldom buy things when they first come out. It won’t work through my VCR for some reason, and my TV’s are old and don’t have the proper jacks for a direct connection. So yesterday I gave up and went and bought a new TV with S-Video & AV jacks, the DVD player showed the movie playing but I wasn’t getting any audio. Dumb shit that I am I figured that everything should work through the S-Video cable. Isn’t all this new technology wonderful?
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So I kept screwing with the menus on the remotes trying to get both units playing together properly, figuring that one was male & the other female… lol, and didn’t get anywhere, still no audio. Like programming with remotes following a book that was written in China or wherever is so useful and educational hey?
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So I ran AV cables from the back of the DVD to the front of the TV, still no audio, WTF?? Brought out the karaoke machine I bought about a year ago that I haven’t been able to use yet, hooked up the AV cables from the DVD player to it and got audio, but couldn’t crank the volume up all that much. But at least I could hear the movie I got from the library.
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Then I sat down to read the book (groan) more and noticed that there are also AV jacks on the back of the TV, so I ran AV cables to them, presto!! Audio through the TV speakers. Again, WTF? It appears that poking something in the front is different than poking it in the rear. (Snort) I mean, it’s just not in my principles to be poking something in the rear when the front is….. umm, never mind. Anyway, now I can now also use the karaoke machine and I messed with it for a bit. Roger Miller, eat your heart out. Then Country Bumpkin came up, and for some reason I started crying, so gave up for the night.
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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord, he comes squealing around the corner in his pink and yeller Ford. He has loose the terrible swift lighting of his terrible swift mill, his rod is rolling oooon. He comes roaring down the street and screeches to a stop where all the Ho’s are waiting. Glory, glory, what a wonderful way to go. Glory, glory, what wonderful way to go, his rod is really hot.
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He, he, he….. Na, I wouldn’t think of mocking religions. Have a great day folks…. Love, Peace, Hugs. BBC

Lips more red?

Someone said that Jlee could use more red in her lips. Why not, and a touch more blue in her eyes also. Smirk
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This is pretty good !! When I was in the liquor store a while back they had some Holly Toddy Rum & Brandy booze on special. So I bought a bottle for hot drinks through the winter. My recipe I just made up is pretty good.
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¾ cup of coffee, three large spoonful’s of Rich Cocoa with Marshmallows Hot Cocoa Mix. Nuke for 30 seconds to heat it back up. Add a generous helping of the Holly Toddy booze. Not bad at all.
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Yes, I have heavy shit to say, but I need a break so I’m just messing around. What are you doing today? I may go to the peace protest, or stay home and get some things done here, I never do enough for me and I really should get this place more organized.
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What are you doing for a Sunday service tomorrow? You know that I expect you to make up your own thing. I think that I will hike to the hot springs. Hugs. BBC

Taking the day off

Free tests - Today only

I see that the sick troll has been leaving comments on my friends blogs. He must think they are stupid when all he is doing is showing them how sick he is. *rolls eyes*
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Do not go to this lady’s blog, I repeat, do not go to this lady’s blog. She is too funny and a better writer than I am. I can’t handle the competition, please stay here and screw around with Billy…. Smirk
http://hcblog-hillcountrygal.blogspot.com/
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Four cats = Red dots on your legs from them always jumping in your lap. And pants with little loops of thread. That’s okay, it’s not like I like Martha Stewart anyway. As I’ve said before, she is just a greedy capitalistic businessman with a pussy (I wonder if she ever gets laid?). I should be glad they don’t ALL want to sleep on the bed with me, it’s just a single bed and not big enough for all that pussy at the same time. One does at times, and I made a bed for them on top of the wardrobe closet that they like to use, so they can look down and admire God ya know. Or maybe what they think is their kingdom, cats are like that. Yeah, the cats like to fuck wit God. I need to get a frigging monkey suit, they think I’m a frigging doorman.
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It doesn’t often storm very hard here, but yesterday it got pretty nasty a few times. The wind pealed back some of my roofing that I up on two years ago. Good thing I used expensive underlayment instead of the cheap felt. At least the roof won’t leak until I get up there to fix it.
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I’ll never learn, to stop asking Helen if there is anything she needs. The answer is always the same, sex. Geez, she’s eighty-four years old for crying out loud.
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Life sure takes some weird turns at times. I start a blog (yes, I know there is a lot of muttering and ranting in it, strange journeys are that way) to try to get humanity to believe that humans are in fact God in evolution and it’s taken some weird twists. I get in a pissing contest with a minister and shove a (virtual) dick in his mouth because all he really does is use people. (It’s not the first time I’ve done that, I hate ministers that use people)
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I get in a pissing contest with some sick jerk and he tries to make me look bad and it just makes me more popular. Especially with the ladies, and I’m sitting here thinking….. WTF???? Really, what the fuck did I do???? All I frigging did was love them and flirt with some of them a little. I wasn’t trying to attract women here, yet yesterday I get thirteen emails from women that want to talk to me that way. Weird, but hey, it’s pretty cool. Sorry, but I don’t have time for more email buddies. I have to reserve emails to friends that I have special feelings for, that I think are special, to me anyway. I just don’t have time for cyber sex through emails, as interesting as it is. You will just have to flirt with me on my blog ladies, and yes, be as risque as you like. (((Hugs)))
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He’s just jealous because he tries to flirt with the ladies, rather poorly I dare say, but no sane woman would want to flirt with a sick smelly hippo. I’m surprised how many folks LIKED that fake profile, go figure. Maybe I should thank him for boosting my popularity though. Maybe not, I’m not much into thanking sick people like that. Yeah, life, go figure.
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Sewmouse.. Actually, that minister cracks me up. He doesn’t seem to take a frigging thing seriously. LOL
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Hammer…. I haven’t been able to visit you for two days, off of my bookmark, or off of your comment link, it says the page can’t be found. Any ideas why?
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MM…. Yeah, yeah, I know that we are all, or have been sinners. It just ticks me off when others are bigger sinners than I am. LOL…. It bothers me at times what people do with their money, maybe I shouldn’t be judgmental about that, but I am at times. So many want instant gratification instead of wisely spending their money on things that I think are more important. We didn’t eat out and party out a lot when I was young. We ate at home and did most of our drinking at home, maybe ate a reasonably priced meal out once a month, drove used cars, but we managed to buy a home early. I don’t think a little judgement is a bad thing. Adults too often allow the child in them to control them and make decisions for them. It’s important to honor the child in a body, but life is about growing up and being an adult.
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It irritates me when people complain they can’t afford a home or a nicer place to live. Yet I see how they are pissing their money away. It goes back to “I hear what you are saying, but I see what you are doing.” As for sin, I look at it differently than a lot of people I guess. It’s not a sin to swear in my bible. It’s not a sin to have sex with someone you like. I think there are certain boundaries that should be respected though, like don’t be screwing the neighbors mate, things like that. I’m not going to carry on about this subject right now, hell, its been being tossed around for thousands of years now anyway. All I know is that I would like to get my dick fondled. LOL
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Sometimes I think if you meet someone that you click with right off that you both should jump in the sack, or on the washing machine right away. After you get to know each other better and things start going to hell, at least you had some great sex. But what the hell do I know. Sex is easy, it’s love that is hard, and hurts. Not that it’s ever stopped me from doing it.
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As for, “I do believe in our father & the son.” I learned, or heard, that Jesus was thought of as God in human form. That makes much more sense to me than a lot of the nonsense in the bible. I believe that we are all a part of God/Goddess in human form, evolving (I hope) to a higher, umm, standard so to speak.
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Everything Nice.. (I left this in a comment yesterday but maybe you didn’t get back to read them again) You are such a tease hon. Just what do you know about the Dungeness Spit anyway? I ask because I restored a little clamming cabin there for a lady, the only one left on the bay I think. Now that would make a nice little love nest during a storm. I reckon it would be stormy inside also. Smirk.. Love and Hugs. (Do you really live in this area? If so, then you know how special it is)

Have a great day everyone. Love… Peace… Hugs. BBC

Early Morning Mountains

This is a picture of the Olympic Mountains taken from my driveway yesterday morning. Clipped of course to remove the foreground clutter and reduced in size to post here, but you get the idea. The hot springs are up there. I have this fool idea that someday I will go up there with the right lady to share a pool with. Na, that isn’t going to happen. I’ve given up on that and seek happiness within. (not that I’m not willing to flirt with my wonderful lady friends on the web though). I’m sure that I’ve gotten too complex for most women to understand me anymore. Well, Helen does, but she lives next door and knows and appreciates me better than anyone else.
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Anyway, I needed a trip to the hot springs yesterday (a bad day at the hot springs is better than a good day around the monkeys, noise, traffic jams. Wait, there is no such thing as a bad day in the park at the springs) so I made a spur of the moment decision to go after fixing Helen’s breakfast and taking in some firewood for her. Made sure I had my cheap raincoat this time because the weather was so-so, but I didn’t need it.
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Arrived at the trailhead at ten am sharp, first time I’ve gone there that the parking lot was empty, not a soul in site. At 11:15 I was sitting in a wonderful warm pool being at one with the cosmos and drinking a Natural Lite and thinking the thoughts that are always in my head. Yeah, I know, only other really deep people can understand, or at least appreciate the deep end of my brain pool, lets just keep moving on.
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I was in the pool for an hour and fifteen minutes, it’s higher than the trail so I can look down on it, after about an hour a couple came up the trail, spotted me and I waved at them (no shit, I really am friendly, I just can’t stand small people, often referred to as christians) ((I’m not generalizing, insert your own fucking disclaimer)) (((And while you are at it, here are some extra periods and commas. …….,,,,,,,,, put them wherever the fuck you want to.))) LOL
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They stood on the trail talking to each other for a few minutes and then walked up toward the pool so that we could talk. They where from Portland, Oregon, and this was their first time here and wanted to know about the pools in the area. I explained that the one I was in (my favorite) was the last one that I knew of, and went on to tell them where the ones where that they had just passed.
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Then I invited them to join me because I always like to meet new people and share lives, trades, and experiences with others. That seemed like a great idea to them and they started toward the pool, until I mentioned that I was nude, I thought that it was only fair that they knew before they got there. He turned at looked at her and she vetoed it, whatever. They went to another pool. Different strokes for different folks I guess. Not like the young lady a few months ago that when I was done with the pool and had gotten dressed and was packing up came along. When I mentioned to that couple that had came to the pool that I always enjoyed company as long as they didn’t mind that I was nude she just stripped right in front of me and was fine with it. We talked for about ten minutes before I left, what is the big deal anyway?
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Just as I was fixing to leave and was packing up my gear a hiker came along and hiked up to talk to me. Turns out that he hikes the mountains a lot to get away from the monkeys. A retired physics scientist that worked for the government for years. So we walked back to the parking lot together having interesting conversations.
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At the parking lot a man and woman came over to me and wanted to know how far it was to the springs so I described to them how to get there, and that it was a one-hour walk. He was white appearing, she was a pretty oriental of some sort. He asked about if it was a nude place as they didn’t have suits with them. I replied that it was optional because many Americans have hang ups about such things, they just laughed and headed up the trail. It was a good day in the park
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So lets have some fun now being as I start each day intent on changing the world and having a hell of a lot of fun and the old timers here are waiting for me to tear into a shit for brains monkey. Tear him a new asshole. So lets talk about this little Fuck Wad that made a fake profile about me (that I see he has posted on other blogs also). I could have deleted that comment but as you know, I invite all comers. I wouldn’t think of deleting such a comment, the small minded monkeys have to have their little pleasures also you know. They think they are pulling off fast ones while in truth they are showing the rest of us what idiots they are.
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I’m sure I know who did that. None other than the Bathroom Hippo in blog land, a fucked up Christian attorney, he has done that before. I can piss off a Christian so fast it just proves the insanity in them. Keep in mind that when I say Christian that I’m generalizing. But fuck wads like that are what gives the rest of them a bad name. A few months ago I told him that he was a fucking idiot and he has had it out for me ever since, go figure. Geez, just tie a monkeys dick in a knot. *rolls eyes*
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He made a fake blog to draw me there just so he could call me a pervert but it backfired on him, that information is in some old posts. Of course I’m willing to flirt with the ladies some, everyone knows that.
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We have discussed sex, love, risque, porn, art, perverts and such things as that in past posts. If that fucking shit for brains idiot monkey doesn’t know where I’m at it is his problem. But I honor their visiting here, the small minded monkeys need their little joys also. Umm, have I mentioned yet that he is a fucking idiot?
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What is the difference between a hippo and an attorney? An attorney is the pond scum that the hippo has to wade through, nuff said. Disclaimer: I’m not talking about decent attorneys, just the pond scum. I am impressed with his skills though. I mean, to be able to masturbate with both hands while surfing the web and making fake blogs and profiles shows that he has a real ‘nose’ for the task. Well, all I have to say is, while I can appreciate his gift, he is still a fucking idiot, ah, but I repeat myself.
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And sometimes he sounds convincing, until he gets gleefully excited with his beautiful monkey masterpiece that he just created and starts jumping up and down in glee while beating the keyboard and mouse with his dick and accidentally sends the command “Publish Post”. Then we just see the monkey shit. Have I mentioned that he is a fucking idiot? I want to feel sorry for him but sometimes it’s just real hard to feel sorry for idiots. Those monkeys, they just like to fuck wit God. *rolls eyes* .. Have a nice day fuck wad, but remember, stupid people do not hang out in this blog, and your antics amuses them.
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They are so amusing, we like to talk risque but they (I didn’t say christians) practice it and show us how it is all done.
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Anyway, it’s dollar day at the laundromat, gotta get the skid marks out of my shorts. Try to avoid the insane Christians (insert your own fucking disclaimer). They are like stepping on fucking landmines. Boy, it sure gets interesting over here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse, doesn’t it? Love, Peace and Hugs. BBC
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A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and, on being told there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to buy one and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was
so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He thought that since he had it he might as well go ahead and enter it in the race and, much to his surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PASTOR'S ASS SHOWS
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop backfired. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day, the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next days headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
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The Whole Earth Catalog…. I don’t recall that I have ever seen one, the last issue was in 1976. But friend Rick gave me his copy to look at the other day, it has a lot of interesting things in it.
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I want to knock up an Asian, but we’ll talk about that another day……
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Don't leave a comment if you are going to change your mind, ya pussy. It's why anonymous can't post here, well in part because of spam, but also because I don't like folks that hide and won't show their colors. I would never leave an anonymous comment anywhere, that would be below my dignity. If I can't show my true self somewhere, well, fuck it. Hugs of course.

This old comic on my wall says it all

It’s old and thermo sealed in plastic so didn’t scan well, but you should be able to read it.
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Boy, this blog spins off in directions I didn’t foresee when I started it. It’s like it, umm, frigging reflects life, has a life of its own, the way my life has gone over the years. “I’m going that way”, I say to myself, Opp’s a detour. I mean, really, I didn’t percieve any hot chicks showing up in here. What can I say, umm, “Pretty frigging cool!!” LOL
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I just thought of something, Sewmouse. J-G is a Lutheran. They try to hide her, they really do, but she keeps breaking out of the basement… *snort*
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The P-T extinction event, or Great Dying, occurred 251 million years ago when up to 90 percent of all species were snuffed out.
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The planet will survive through many more changes and still have forms of life on it, but I’m not so sure humans will, and they are so interesting. Humans are very subject as to the makeup of the proper amount of gases and such that make up the atmosphere. Changing it too much and they lose their ability to survive here and mother earth isn’t being taken care of. Oh well, being a cockroach again is better than nothing.
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Take care all. Love and Peace… BBC

Back in the seventy's

I have changed the text in my profile, not much, just a bit. Things change you know, evolution is like that, we must change with it or die. We can evolve into a peaceful world where we are godly, or we can evolve into a Star Wars planet. I believe the second path is not a good option and can destroy mankind and the spirit of the earth.
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Lets try to stay a little light today, remember, I start each day intent on changing the world and having one hell of a good time - Sometimes this makes planning the day difficult.
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I found this at a garage sale back in the seventy’s, you may have to click on it to view it good. It is on some type of felt cloth and about printer paper size so I was able to scan it after computers got so common. I also had an artist make a large copy for me, it is framed and hangs on the wall over my computer desk.
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Well, I think this is staying light, with just a little heavy in it (We’re just having a little loving family fight here, right?) They sure are having fun picking on me over at a certain blog. (Ahem) Rusty Fart, or something like that. LOL…. It’s cool, the little folks have to play also. Says that folks shouldn’t insult others yet she also does, isn’t this great entertainment folks? Hell, I think this is a lot of fun. Like I’m supposed to care what a person that doesn’t like the police, seems to approve of the youth smoking, fighting, hides suspects from the police (a possible serious offence had she been caught). Man, this is so fifty years ago, evolution sure is slow. Maybe longer, my dad would have never protected me or any other youth from the police. Those hillbilly’s, go figure. By the way ‘Rusty’, yes, it really is a picture of my dick. But you can’t tell by a picture how big a dick is. Doh!!! HOWEVER, I’m honest and transparent so I will tell you. It’s average size, about six inches, face it, dicks are dicks. But it’s really friendly. :-)
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They don’t vary as much as, umm, tits. BTW, how is the ol’ gravity lesson acting on them? Learn anything? LOL… God I love those folks that pick on me, all this makes me laugh a lot, provides us all with good entertainment. Like no one else trolls *rolls eyes*…. (thanks sewmouse, hugs). I have to drop in to see what they are saying about me, it’s entertaining and gives me new material to work with. I doesn’t make me mad like it does them. They need to neuter those kids or they will raise another generation like I was raised, we need to start improving the gene pool on this planet. He, he, he. Hell haft no fury like a pissed off woman. LOL
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Bathroom Hippo.. Hi buddy, it’s the little dick here. How’s it going, ya little fuck? Oh, wait, you’re an attorney, that was a foregone conclusion. Never mind, we already have all those jokes. :-).. BTW, if you are going to hang out in the bathroom all the time can’t you at least turn the exhaust fan on? Leave all the snide remarks about me on others blogs that you like little buddy, it improves traffic to my site. LOL….. But I don’t beat around the bush, see ya around ya little fuck. .. :-)
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At Beer Church Thursday evening, Tim, the young giant of a man with a big attitude, and new-ish bartender likes to pitch shit on me, okay, he likes to pitch shit on everyone. And he likes to act tough toward a person at times, but I have my comebacks, he doesn’t scare me just because he is twice my size and could snap me in half with one hand. He was tossing them at me and I was tossing them right back. He went over and said something to Char and Ron about me (I didn’t catch it) and I heard her say to him (Char was known me for some time) “You will never win an argument with Bill.” (She has watched me drive a few stupid women crazy)
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He said something like, “Oh yes, I had him on my knee spanking him yesterday.” I came back with, “That was really weird, me on his knee with my dick up his ass.” *folks spew drinks* Tim wanders off to find something else to do. LOL
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I have competition, this minister is a hoot, I didn’t know that Lutherans could be fun, check him out.
http://generalscuttlebutt.blogspot.com/
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I happen to have known and been friends with cops, they are just trying to do their jobs the best they can keeping a bunch of monkeys and hillbilly’s in line. If you don’t like the police, the next time you need help, call your mother. Have a great day everyone. Hugs. BBC