
Never much of a church service here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse on Sunday’s. I just do whatever I like, including picking my nose and scratching my butt, maybe whacking off. Getting on the Internet and pitching shit on others. LOL… Visiting friends blogs and sometimes testing their thinking too much, doing my daily chores and the things I do daily for Helen.
SANTIAGO (Reuters) - A Chilean prostitute has auctioned 27 hours of sex to raise money for the country's largest charity during an annual fund-raising campaign, raising about 4000 dollars. Interesting, that’s about a 148 bucks an hour, nice looking woman, nope, I can’t afford her. LOL…. But she gets a thumbs up from me.
The two little old ladies, who were long time friends and a bit old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It was not long before Mrs. Murphy felt very lonesome for Mrs. Cohen, so one day she asked to be driven to the Jewish Home to visit her old friend.
When she arrived she was greeted with open arms, hugs, and kisses. Mrs. Murphy said "Don't be holdin' back, Mrs. Cohen, how do you like it here?" Mrs. Cohen went on and on about the wonderful food, the facility and the caretakers. Then, with a twinkle in her eye, she said, "But the best thing is that I now have a boyfriend."
Mrs. Murphy said, "Now isn't that wonderful! Tell me all about it." Mrs. Cohen said, "After lunch we go up to my room and sit on the edge of the bed. I let him touch me on the top and then all over, and then we sing Jewish songs." Mrs. Murphy said, "For sure it's a blessing. I'm so glad for you Mrs. Cohen."
Mrs. Cohen said, "And how is it with you, Mrs. Murphy?" Mrs. Murphy said it was also wonderful at her new facility, and that she also had a boyfriend. Mrs. Cohen said, "Good for you! So what do you do?" "We also go up to my room after lunch and sit on the edge of the bed. I let him touch me on top, and then I let him touch me all over."
Mrs. Cohen said, "Yes? And then....?" Mrs. Murphy said, "Well, since we don't know any Jewish songs,
we fuck."
Bill’s good biscuit/muffins
I’m going to toss in some of my twisted humor with this. :-) But I did make up a recipe for some very good biscuit/muffins Saturday morning. I don’t like to roll dough out and use a cookie cutter, it’s just messy doing that, so I make muffin type biscuits.
Ingredients: Makes 12
2 cups all purpose flour
½ teaspoon baking soda
3 teaspoons baking powder
2 teaspoons sugar
¼ teaspoon salt
2 eggs
A good squirt of lemon juice to better activate the baking powder/soda
Enough milk to make a mixture thicker than pancake batter
A bottle of Kahlua
Take a sip of Kahlua before adding each dry ingredient to the mixing bowl.
Take a sip of Kahlua before adding the oil, eggs and milk and stir well.
Take a sip of Kahlua and add the lemon juice just before pouring the mixture into a lightly greased and floured muffin pan.
Put in a 400 degree oven and set timer to twenty minutes because you are an idiot and will wander off to a computer or something and forget to check them. I know that because this idiot does that. LOL
Enjoy them with some ham and eggs and Kahlua. Just put the dishes on the floor, the dogs and cats will clean them up.
Holy poop, I also took a brownie mix and converted it to a cupcake mix yesterday. 24 cup cakes, and a small cake, guess I got a bit carried away and will have to freeze some of them.
I never even looked at my new computer yesterday. I’ve had this old computer for a long time, we are old friends, there are many things in it that my brain has forgotten are there. It is my extended brain.
My pussy (cat) has sure been wanting a lot of attention. I don’t mind if it gets on my lap when I’m at the computer typing, but it wants petted, for a long time. Is your pussy getting all the attention it needs? LOL
Cher, who lives not far from me sent me an email asking if my profile pic and profile are really me, sure, Laurel Ann took the picture about six years ago and what is in my profile is the truth as I know it. The stated birth date and place of birth are real and I have a birth certificate to prove it. I have thought of writing an extended profile but haven’t gotten around to it. I don’t hide behind any smoke screens, what you see here is me.
Even though it stumbles around a lot, and has many barriers (many of them religious nuts), if anything saves mankind it will be science. And peoples spirits waking up and wanting to save the planet and mankind.
It is no measure of health to be sane in an insane society. – Krishnamurti
Are you sane, bat shit crazy, or insane? I think that very few of us are insane, but that all of us are bat shit crazy so lets change that quote.
It is no measure of health to be sane, or think that you are sane, in a bat shit crazy society. – Billy B Cook
But I do enjoy being sane and bat shit crazy most days, I’m a multi-tasker. :-)
BAGHDAD - The number of Iraqis killed last month fell to 718, an Associated Press tally showed. I’m not sure I want to trust such reports. America (I didn’t say you) really doesn’t want the rest of the world to know how many of them we are responsible for killing, either directly or as collateral damage.
Thankfully, I do not consider myself to be an American citizen other than the fact that I was born and live in America. I am a citizen of this planet. Hello !!!
It snowed last night here, the first snow of the winter season, seems a little early for this area, we may be in for a bit of a hard winter. Ever notice that there is never lightening with snow?
Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC