The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared!
Monday, June 19, 2006
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Happy Fathers Day
I’m a new daddy, sort of anyway. Helen next door puts out cat food on her porch for the various cats that wander through. One has been hanging around a lot and seemed to be hungry all the time so a few days ago I started feeding her some salmon I have here, she has become half tame and lets me pet her a bit. Then yesterday I discovered that she has four kittens that are starting to show their faces some. She had them in a stack of pallets that where here when I got the property, they sure are cute little critters.
Now I have to go to Safeway and get some cat food because I don’t want them starving. Hopefully they will become tame enough that I can round them up to take to the Peninsula Friends of Animals. And I really should get rid of that stack of pallets. Maybe I will keep one of them, I’ve been wanting a cat for a while, will have to think on that some more.
I watched a movie last night, Julia Roberts in Mystic Pizza. I like movies that move me to laugh and cry so I like to watch romantic comedies. And anything with Julia Roberts in it is pretty good. I liked it when she dumped two barrels of seafood in her boyfriend’s convertible because she thought he was stepping out on her. After she found out that the lady with him was his sister (they where all standing by the car) she said to him "I fucked up." He said "Yeah, but you gave it one hundred percent." Now that was funny.
There was one stupid thing in the movie though. Three of the ladies where at the marina and they pulled a six pack of beer out of the water where it was supposedly being kept cool. You don’t fucking put six packs of beer in salt water to keep them cool, not for very long anyway as the salt water eats little holes in the aluminum cans.
Now I have to go to Safeway and get some cat food because I don’t want them starving. Hopefully they will become tame enough that I can round them up to take to the Peninsula Friends of Animals. And I really should get rid of that stack of pallets. Maybe I will keep one of them, I’ve been wanting a cat for a while, will have to think on that some more.
I watched a movie last night, Julia Roberts in Mystic Pizza. I like movies that move me to laugh and cry so I like to watch romantic comedies. And anything with Julia Roberts in it is pretty good. I liked it when she dumped two barrels of seafood in her boyfriend’s convertible because she thought he was stepping out on her. After she found out that the lady with him was his sister (they where all standing by the car) she said to him "I fucked up." He said "Yeah, but you gave it one hundred percent." Now that was funny.
There was one stupid thing in the movie though. Three of the ladies where at the marina and they pulled a six pack of beer out of the water where it was supposedly being kept cool. You don’t fucking put six packs of beer in salt water to keep them cool, not for very long anyway as the salt water eats little holes in the aluminum cans.
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Fool
This sounds a lot like me, it pretty much describes what I say God is. Except for the omnipotent part because Mrs. God is much more omnipotent than I am. But the pagan bitch produces wonders while at the same time destroying many things.
Here's Ambrose Bierce definition of "Fool" from
"The Devil's Dictionary."
Fool, n. A person who pervades the domain of intellectual speculation and diffuses himself through the channels of moral activity. He is omnific, omniform, omnipercipient, omniscient, omnipotent. He it was who invented letters, printing, the railroad, the steamboat, the telegraph, the platitude, and the circle of sciences. He created patriotism and taught the nations war--founded theology, philosophy, law, medicine and Chicago.
He established monarchial and republican government. He is from everlasting to everlasting--such as creation's dawn beheld he fooleth now. In the morning of time he sang upon primitive hills, and in the noonday of existence headed the procession of being. His grandmotherly hand has warmly tucked-in the set sun of civilization, and in the twilight he prepares Man's evening meal of milk-and-morality and turns down the covers of the universal grave.
And after the rest of us shall have retired for the night of eternal oblivion he will sit up to write a history of human civilization.
Here's Ambrose Bierce definition of "Fool" from
"The Devil's Dictionary."
Fool, n. A person who pervades the domain of intellectual speculation and diffuses himself through the channels of moral activity. He is omnific, omniform, omnipercipient, omniscient, omnipotent. He it was who invented letters, printing, the railroad, the steamboat, the telegraph, the platitude, and the circle of sciences. He created patriotism and taught the nations war--founded theology, philosophy, law, medicine and Chicago.
He established monarchial and republican government. He is from everlasting to everlasting--such as creation's dawn beheld he fooleth now. In the morning of time he sang upon primitive hills, and in the noonday of existence headed the procession of being. His grandmotherly hand has warmly tucked-in the set sun of civilization, and in the twilight he prepares Man's evening meal of milk-and-morality and turns down the covers of the universal grave.
And after the rest of us shall have retired for the night of eternal oblivion he will sit up to write a history of human civilization.
Friday, June 16, 2006
A nice story
Not that I’m into Jews but this is still a nice story.
From Saul Bellow's collection of traditional Jewish tales comes this story:
In a small Jewish town in Russia, there is a rabbi who disappears each
Friday morning for several hours. His devoted disciples boast that during
those hours their rabbi goes up to heaven and talks to God.
A stranger moves into town, and he's skeptical about all this, so he decides
to check things out. He hides and watches. The rabbi gets up in the morning,
says his prayers, and then dresses in peasant clothes. He grabs an axe, goes
off into the woods, and cuts some firewood, which he then hauls to a shack
on the outskirts of the village. There an old woman and her sick son live.
He leaves them the wood, enough for a week, and then sneaks back home.
Having observed the rabbi's actions, the newcomer stays on in the village
and becomes his disciple. And whenever he hears one of the villagers say,
"On Friday morning our rabbi ascends all the way to heaven," the newcomer
quietly adds, "If not higher."
From Saul Bellow's collection of traditional Jewish tales comes this story:
In a small Jewish town in Russia, there is a rabbi who disappears each
Friday morning for several hours. His devoted disciples boast that during
those hours their rabbi goes up to heaven and talks to God.
A stranger moves into town, and he's skeptical about all this, so he decides
to check things out. He hides and watches. The rabbi gets up in the morning,
says his prayers, and then dresses in peasant clothes. He grabs an axe, goes
off into the woods, and cuts some firewood, which he then hauls to a shack
on the outskirts of the village. There an old woman and her sick son live.
He leaves them the wood, enough for a week, and then sneaks back home.
Having observed the rabbi's actions, the newcomer stays on in the village
and becomes his disciple. And whenever he hears one of the villagers say,
"On Friday morning our rabbi ascends all the way to heaven," the newcomer
quietly adds, "If not higher."
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Just a few quotes today
Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one. - Charles Mackay
When fate is the dealer you raise or you call.
Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G. M. Trevelyan
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction. -
Blaise Pascal
The rich are the scum of the earth in every country. - G. K. Chesterton
When fate is the dealer you raise or you call.
Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G. M. Trevelyan
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction. -
Blaise Pascal
The rich are the scum of the earth in every country. - G. K. Chesterton
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
In the news
In the news
BAGHDAD, Iraq - President Bush reviewed next steps in the troubled three-year old Iraq war on Tuesday in a surprise visit to Baghdad and a meeting with newly named Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. The dramatic move came as Bush sought to bolster support for Iraq's fledgling government and U.S. war policy at home.
I wonder how much this trip cost the taxpayers, as if this idiot cares about how much money he piss’s away, or how much pollution he causes. Speaking of pollution, his man is a pollutant in the pool of mankind, his wife should grab his dick more and distract him from all the stupid things he does. Teleconferencing is just as effective as going somewhere physically and a lot less expensive and polluting. Again, this man is an idiot, it’s too bad he made it back.
Lessons
If there is one thing I’ve learned it is not to touch women that do not want to be touched. I like to touch people but they take your intentions wrong. Cold women are cold women and they will most likely stay that way so it’s best to stay away from them or they will say things about you that make you look bad.
BAGHDAD, Iraq - President Bush reviewed next steps in the troubled three-year old Iraq war on Tuesday in a surprise visit to Baghdad and a meeting with newly named Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. The dramatic move came as Bush sought to bolster support for Iraq's fledgling government and U.S. war policy at home.
I wonder how much this trip cost the taxpayers, as if this idiot cares about how much money he piss’s away, or how much pollution he causes. Speaking of pollution, his man is a pollutant in the pool of mankind, his wife should grab his dick more and distract him from all the stupid things he does. Teleconferencing is just as effective as going somewhere physically and a lot less expensive and polluting. Again, this man is an idiot, it’s too bad he made it back.
Lessons
If there is one thing I’ve learned it is not to touch women that do not want to be touched. I like to touch people but they take your intentions wrong. Cold women are cold women and they will most likely stay that way so it’s best to stay away from them or they will say things about you that make you look bad.
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Humor
Humor
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you." I don’t recall where I came across that line. Yup, we deal with a lot of serious problems on this planet and handle it all with humor. The problem is that humor doesn’t fix things, it just allows people to laugh things off.
We joke about big SUV’s and the assholes that own them. What we should do though is ban them, not allow automakers to build them. People that need things like that has real ego issues. Well screw you people, I don’t like you.
We joke about bombs and killing people. What a sick planet, bombs and wars should be banned. I blame women for a lot of this. Men are idiots, they like to play war and capitalism and such things. Women should be spirituality higher than men though, but they aren’t. If they where they would insist that their men and boys stay home and be peaceful and do what they are supposed to be doing at home.
No, I’m really country, not just a little country.
It doesn't matter how smart I've gotten, how traveled and world wise I get, I'm country, old country, it's in my bones and soul and it won't ever go away. I'm still so damn stupid that I think a place isn't a home until people make it a home, and then it doesn't matter what it looks like cuz it's what is in the heart that makes it a home.
Just a gentle reminder, something we tend to forget about two hours after completing Psychology 101. Things never really bring happiness, and I know that is true cuz I observe it all the time with folks that have money and spend it trying to find happiness. It's the little things that count, a touch, a smile, a helping hand, it's always been that way. BBC
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you." I don’t recall where I came across that line. Yup, we deal with a lot of serious problems on this planet and handle it all with humor. The problem is that humor doesn’t fix things, it just allows people to laugh things off.
We joke about big SUV’s and the assholes that own them. What we should do though is ban them, not allow automakers to build them. People that need things like that has real ego issues. Well screw you people, I don’t like you.
We joke about bombs and killing people. What a sick planet, bombs and wars should be banned. I blame women for a lot of this. Men are idiots, they like to play war and capitalism and such things. Women should be spirituality higher than men though, but they aren’t. If they where they would insist that their men and boys stay home and be peaceful and do what they are supposed to be doing at home.
No, I’m really country, not just a little country.
It doesn't matter how smart I've gotten, how traveled and world wise I get, I'm country, old country, it's in my bones and soul and it won't ever go away. I'm still so damn stupid that I think a place isn't a home until people make it a home, and then it doesn't matter what it looks like cuz it's what is in the heart that makes it a home.
Just a gentle reminder, something we tend to forget about two hours after completing Psychology 101. Things never really bring happiness, and I know that is true cuz I observe it all the time with folks that have money and spend it trying to find happiness. It's the little things that count, a touch, a smile, a helping hand, it's always been that way. BBC
Monday, June 12, 2006
Country
Country
It doesn’t matter how world wise I become, how intelligent I become, what direction my spiritual journey takes. I’ll always be country folk.
Remember
There's no need to work toward a goal every day. Some days, it's okay to just enjoy the beauty and wonder that's all around you. Work and relationship concerns can wait for tomorrow. Today you deserve to take it easy and look for the flatter land -- you can climb that mountain some other day! Don't let your life get taken over by goals and deadlines.
Something you can say to a friend
I didn't believe in God until I got to know you, then I realized there MUST be a God because you're too fucking stupid to take care of yourself.
It doesn’t matter how world wise I become, how intelligent I become, what direction my spiritual journey takes. I’ll always be country folk.
Remember
There's no need to work toward a goal every day. Some days, it's okay to just enjoy the beauty and wonder that's all around you. Work and relationship concerns can wait for tomorrow. Today you deserve to take it easy and look for the flatter land -- you can climb that mountain some other day! Don't let your life get taken over by goals and deadlines.
Something you can say to a friend
I didn't believe in God until I got to know you, then I realized there MUST be a God because you're too fucking stupid to take care of yourself.
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Happy Birthday Helen
It’s Helen’s birthday today. Happy Birthday Helen !!! You’re the best. I know, who in the hell is Helen you ask. In short she is the neatest old lady that lives next door to me and I help her so that she can continue living there instead of going to a care center as she wants to die in her home.
Helen is the kind of woman every man wishes he had. She worked very hard most of her life and was very poor, and now her body is worn out, can’t walk very far, but she is the sweetest lady with the best sense of humor and the most supporting woman I’ve ever known. Too bad she is eighty-four and as old as half the rocks out there.
She has lived in the same little home since 1946 and she loves that little place even though most other woman (in America) wouldn’t want it. They wouldn’t, most women want way too much and are never really happy with what they have. That little house has three lights, cold water only, minimum furniture, a radio, a wood-burning kitchen stove, and not much of anything else. Interestingly she is the sweetest, most well adjusted and happiest woman I know. There isn’t a sour bone in her body even though she endured many hardships over the years and was married for fifty-two years to an asshole that treated her like shit. Don’t ask me why she put up with him, I don’t know. Well I know some of it but that is another story.
Again, Happy Birthday Helen, you’re the cream of the crop on this planet and I couldn’t have a better friend and neighbor. I love you and so does the universe. BBC
Helen is the kind of woman every man wishes he had. She worked very hard most of her life and was very poor, and now her body is worn out, can’t walk very far, but she is the sweetest lady with the best sense of humor and the most supporting woman I’ve ever known. Too bad she is eighty-four and as old as half the rocks out there.
She has lived in the same little home since 1946 and she loves that little place even though most other woman (in America) wouldn’t want it. They wouldn’t, most women want way too much and are never really happy with what they have. That little house has three lights, cold water only, minimum furniture, a radio, a wood-burning kitchen stove, and not much of anything else. Interestingly she is the sweetest, most well adjusted and happiest woman I know. There isn’t a sour bone in her body even though she endured many hardships over the years and was married for fifty-two years to an asshole that treated her like shit. Don’t ask me why she put up with him, I don’t know. Well I know some of it but that is another story.
Again, Happy Birthday Helen, you’re the cream of the crop on this planet and I couldn’t have a better friend and neighbor. I love you and so does the universe. BBC
Saturday, June 10, 2006
Tribe Irked
The Jamestown S’Klallam tribe is irked about the city of Sequim’s comprehensive growth plan, and while there are two sides to the story that I’m not getting into here it still holds true today just as it always has. The terrorists that took over this country are still just as aggressive as they always have been, mostly for capitalistic reasons.
Do you suppose that if the Mexican’s trying to enter this country all the time where packing guns, in order to protect themselves for example, would be called terrorists instead of emigrants? The US jumps at the chance to call others terrorists it seems.
On the lighter side
At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running for mayor, "Your former secretary said publicly that you have a small penis... Would you please comment on this?"
"The truth really is," replied the politician, "That she has a big mouth."
Trying
I’m trying to avoid anything too heavy right now even though there are many heavy subjects in my mind that I could discuss, I need a slack day. Tomorrow is free dump day so today I’m loading the pickup, I hope that is the heaviest thing I have to deal with today.
Do you suppose that if the Mexican’s trying to enter this country all the time where packing guns, in order to protect themselves for example, would be called terrorists instead of emigrants? The US jumps at the chance to call others terrorists it seems.
On the lighter side
At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running for mayor, "Your former secretary said publicly that you have a small penis... Would you please comment on this?"
"The truth really is," replied the politician, "That she has a big mouth."
Trying
I’m trying to avoid anything too heavy right now even though there are many heavy subjects in my mind that I could discuss, I need a slack day. Tomorrow is free dump day so today I’m loading the pickup, I hope that is the heaviest thing I have to deal with today.
Friday, June 09, 2006
Isn't that sweet ?
I was over at Helen’s talking to her yesterday when some birds, Starlings I think, where picking on some scraps of bread that Helen puts out for the seagull’s when a male picks up a piece of it and flies up to his mate on the fence to share it with her. Isn’t that sweet? Better than a lot of humans do.
In the long history of humankind (and animalkind, too) those who learned to collaborate and improvise most effectively have prevailed. - Charles Darwin
God’s coffee cup
Everyone that thinks, or even suspects that they are God needs to have a coffee cup like his that says. "I’M SURROUNDED BY FUCKIN’ IDIOTS" His second favorite cup says "There were a hell of a lot of things they didn’t tell me when I hired on with this outfit."
Is God Hiding or Not?
I see God every time I see a person. Every time I look in a mirror. I guess most people just look in mirrors for reasons of primping and vanity though. I of course keep saying that God is an idiot in evolution so I do see a lot of idiots, including myself. Fuck no, God isn’t hiding, go look in a mirror.
Other thoughts:
"Scientists ponder invisibility cloak." Hell, I figure I’m invisible a lot considering the service I often get. I attribute it to the fact that servers just can’t see me.
Love is an odd disease, but it can’t be treated as easily as the clap.
It doesn’t matter much if we are here or not. It’s better for some of us over on the other side.
For some people this world ain’t ever going to be right.
Words that men find hard to say. "I don’t know, so why don’t you ask Mrs. God?"
In the long history of humankind (and animalkind, too) those who learned to collaborate and improvise most effectively have prevailed. - Charles Darwin
God’s coffee cup
Everyone that thinks, or even suspects that they are God needs to have a coffee cup like his that says. "I’M SURROUNDED BY FUCKIN’ IDIOTS" His second favorite cup says "There were a hell of a lot of things they didn’t tell me when I hired on with this outfit."
Is God Hiding or Not?
I see God every time I see a person. Every time I look in a mirror. I guess most people just look in mirrors for reasons of primping and vanity though. I of course keep saying that God is an idiot in evolution so I do see a lot of idiots, including myself. Fuck no, God isn’t hiding, go look in a mirror.
Other thoughts:
"Scientists ponder invisibility cloak." Hell, I figure I’m invisible a lot considering the service I often get. I attribute it to the fact that servers just can’t see me.
Love is an odd disease, but it can’t be treated as easily as the clap.
It doesn’t matter much if we are here or not. It’s better for some of us over on the other side.
For some people this world ain’t ever going to be right.
Words that men find hard to say. "I don’t know, so why don’t you ask Mrs. God?"
Thursday, June 08, 2006
You are God
At one point in their lives almost everyone tells themselves that they are God. And then talk themselves out of it, but that is wrong as humans are God, in evolution. Over on the Dilbert blog a number of posters comment to the fact that they are God, just as I do. We have different views but that is beside the point, we still rightfully think that we are God. So what we need is a ……..
Pissing Contest
That’s right, a good old Dave Berry type of pissing contest, something that would make him proud of us. We should all get together and have a nice party drinking our favorite beverages and when two or three of us have the need too whiz we will line up and see who can piss the farthest. At the end of the contest the one that has pissed the farthest gets to hold the title of "The Big Pisser" for the year. That is just a basic outline of course, a whole wonderful yearly event could be built around it. It would be peaceful, fun, and open to folks of all religions, the only qualification being that they think they are God.
And looking into the future, say the year 2057 (Fiction)
Jesus and Allah are sitting around a campfire downing some suds with some other guys and gals and pondering why there are still so many problems on this planet that has become almost unable to support life when Jesus says to Allah "Hey, do you remember Dave Berry?" "Vaguely" Allah replies "He got more attention on your side of the planet but there was a pissing contest thing that was popular for a while, the whole planet got involved in it."
Well lets have a Dave Berry pissing contest Jesus says……
Quote
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager." - William S. Burroughs
Pissing Contest
That’s right, a good old Dave Berry type of pissing contest, something that would make him proud of us. We should all get together and have a nice party drinking our favorite beverages and when two or three of us have the need too whiz we will line up and see who can piss the farthest. At the end of the contest the one that has pissed the farthest gets to hold the title of "The Big Pisser" for the year. That is just a basic outline of course, a whole wonderful yearly event could be built around it. It would be peaceful, fun, and open to folks of all religions, the only qualification being that they think they are God.
And looking into the future, say the year 2057 (Fiction)
Jesus and Allah are sitting around a campfire downing some suds with some other guys and gals and pondering why there are still so many problems on this planet that has become almost unable to support life when Jesus says to Allah "Hey, do you remember Dave Berry?" "Vaguely" Allah replies "He got more attention on your side of the planet but there was a pissing contest thing that was popular for a while, the whole planet got involved in it."
Well lets have a Dave Berry pissing contest Jesus says……
Quote
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager." - William S. Burroughs
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Work
I need to have my head examined, this was supposed to be the first summer I had all to myself and here I am working because I let a lady talk me into working on her place. It’s taking longer and cutting into my time a lot more than I thought it would.
But it’s good reminder of why I retired and I won’t be taking anymore work when I’m done with her project. I’ll have a better post tomorrow, I have to go sit in a dental chair for three and a half hours this morning. BBC
But it’s good reminder of why I retired and I won’t be taking anymore work when I’m done with her project. I’ll have a better post tomorrow, I have to go sit in a dental chair for three and a half hours this morning. BBC
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Bah
I see that I posted something that I had already posted. Well it will just have to do as I'm busy with other things today and don't have time to change it.
But how about a joke.
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thought and thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the Cardinal next to him, "What's a four letter word, ending in U-N-T that means 'woman'?" The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn't even bother to look up. "*A*unt, your Holiness." The Pope didn't speak for a second. "Oh." He paused. "Do you have an eraser?"
But how about a joke.
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thought and thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the Cardinal next to him, "What's a four letter word, ending in U-N-T that means 'woman'?" The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn't even bother to look up. "*A*unt, your Holiness." The Pope didn't speak for a second. "Oh." He paused. "Do you have an eraser?"
Democracy
I don’t think much of democracy even though I understand that humans want to have control of their lives. As if humans know how to control their lives. Humans are mostly pond scum and democracy makes them even more so. For example it allows them the right to own and drive rigs that get eight miles per gallon of fuel and go 150 miles an hour. Democracies are bullshit and self-destructive, households are not Democracy’s, why should governments be?
No other species on this planet governs by Democracy, that is why they will still be around after man destroys himself. What mankind needs is a good worldwide pragmatic monarchy. BBC
No other species on this planet governs by Democracy, that is why they will still be around after man destroys himself. What mankind needs is a good worldwide pragmatic monarchy. BBC
Monday, June 05, 2006
A crap
I went out back to take a crap, um, I have a toilet at the back of my building as it’s nice to sit outside and take a crap at times and I noticed this little spider about a quarter of an inch long. It had stretched a single strand of web between two items and was in the middle of it jumping up and down about a half inch about ninety miles an hour, that was weird to watch. It did that for about ten seconds, so do spiders just play like many other critters on this planet? It’s as if it had made it’s own little trampoline.
Never mind, I just realized that maybe it was whacking off. *lol*
Democracy
I don’t think much of democracy even though I understand that humans want to have control of their lives. As if humans know how to control their lives. Humans are mostly pond scum and democracy makes them even more so. For example it allows them the right to own and drive rigs that get eight miles per gallon of fuel and go 150 miles an hour. Democracy are bullshit and self-destructive, households are not Democracy’s, why should governments be?
No other species on this planet governs by Democracy, that is why they will still be around after man destroys himself. BBC
Never mind, I just realized that maybe it was whacking off. *lol*
Democracy
I don’t think much of democracy even though I understand that humans want to have control of their lives. As if humans know how to control their lives. Humans are mostly pond scum and democracy makes them even more so. For example it allows them the right to own and drive rigs that get eight miles per gallon of fuel and go 150 miles an hour. Democracy are bullshit and self-destructive, households are not Democracy’s, why should governments be?
No other species on this planet governs by Democracy, that is why they will still be around after man destroys himself. BBC
Sunday, June 04, 2006
Sunday
I sure am tired of all the idiots on my planet, okay, Mrs. Gods planet, okay, our planet.
A number of people in some of the past post subjects on Scott Adam’s Dilbert blog have stated that they are God. This supports my ongoing statements that we, collectively, are God. It also supports my ongoing statements that God at this time in time and space is an evolution and an idiot.
I keep saying that God isn’t omnipotent because according to a dictionary that means having unlimited power. Well the dictionaries have it wrong in a way, human’s and their dictionaries, go figure. God is not all powerful in the ways humans expect him to be, and in human form he is just as easily killed as anyone else. I refer you to Mrs. God for that all powerful part seeing as she is the creator and gives birth to all things and destroys things through nature, um, even though she is an idiot in many ways also.
But still, God is omnipotent in a way as he is indestructible at a molecular level humans don’t understand, yet. Anyone that is deeply spiritual is part of that and also indestructible. Wait, human’s are reading this, how can I expect them to understand what I’m saying.
I was going to take the day off and hike to the hot springs but it’s raining today so I guess I will just kick back and relax around here. Maybe drive down to the spit for a while, and chop up some of Helen’s firewood. BBC
A number of people in some of the past post subjects on Scott Adam’s Dilbert blog have stated that they are God. This supports my ongoing statements that we, collectively, are God. It also supports my ongoing statements that God at this time in time and space is an evolution and an idiot.
I keep saying that God isn’t omnipotent because according to a dictionary that means having unlimited power. Well the dictionaries have it wrong in a way, human’s and their dictionaries, go figure. God is not all powerful in the ways humans expect him to be, and in human form he is just as easily killed as anyone else. I refer you to Mrs. God for that all powerful part seeing as she is the creator and gives birth to all things and destroys things through nature, um, even though she is an idiot in many ways also.
But still, God is omnipotent in a way as he is indestructible at a molecular level humans don’t understand, yet. Anyone that is deeply spiritual is part of that and also indestructible. Wait, human’s are reading this, how can I expect them to understand what I’m saying.
I was going to take the day off and hike to the hot springs but it’s raining today so I guess I will just kick back and relax around here. Maybe drive down to the spit for a while, and chop up some of Helen’s firewood. BBC
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Hum
A lady in Sequim (the next town east of here) that I’ve known for about a year talked me into helping her fix her place up so for the last few days I’ve been going over there and working on her place painting and such. We get along very well and she understands and agrees with the things I say when things wander off into certain subjects. It’s always a joy to find someone like that.
But the extra work is an extra load and I was so busy this morning that I forgot to make a blog entry. Tomorrow is Sunday so I should be able to find time to make a better entry than this crappy evening post. BBC
But the extra work is an extra load and I was so busy this morning that I forgot to make a blog entry. Tomorrow is Sunday so I should be able to find time to make a better entry than this crappy evening post. BBC
Friday, June 02, 2006
Back It Up !!
There is a website a person can go to and have the files on the computer blessed by Jesus. Maybe I should have my girlie folder blessed? Na, but I do keep it backed up. Trusting ones files to some spirit is plain foolish and blessing them isn’t the same as protecting them. Not that I see where blessing them would do any good either. My computer was custom built by the cranky guy across the street and has an extra hard drive, two CD drives and a piece of shit Zip drive that I no longer use. One cool feature is that the main hard drive is a slide out so I can remove it quickly, like if the place starts to burn down.
I don’t have the second hard drive plugged in and running most of the time, just when I want to save something to it. I figure that saves wear and tear on the bearings and such. You never know when a computer might take a crap so I also burn my files to CD’s and store them in a safety deposit box at the bank. When I take another CD to the bank I tell the girls I have another CD to add to my porn collection and they giggle. I also send many of my emails and documents to a Yahoo mail address that I pay extra for because I get more space. Even if my computer fries and my CD’s go to hell I will still have most of my work stored on the Internet where I can retrieve it. I assume of course that Yahoo backs up.
I have files saved through the lives of three computers and they are important to me. Anyone wanting too make sure they never lose their files need to remind themselves to back up more often so they don’t lose all their work. And I would never keep all those files in just one place, like at home, shit happens and homes can burn down. So remember, backup !!
So I was sitting in a bar last night playing free bingo (the old neighbor lady likes to go there and doesn’t drive so I take her) when the bartender told a customer that she didn’t think that she had charged him for the last drink, she is nice but a bit of an airhead. He had a bunch of bills in front of him and told her to take whatever she wanted. She said "If I take what I want you will be broke." He replied "And if I take what I want you will be sore." Ha, ha, ha, good one.
I don’t have the second hard drive plugged in and running most of the time, just when I want to save something to it. I figure that saves wear and tear on the bearings and such. You never know when a computer might take a crap so I also burn my files to CD’s and store them in a safety deposit box at the bank. When I take another CD to the bank I tell the girls I have another CD to add to my porn collection and they giggle. I also send many of my emails and documents to a Yahoo mail address that I pay extra for because I get more space. Even if my computer fries and my CD’s go to hell I will still have most of my work stored on the Internet where I can retrieve it. I assume of course that Yahoo backs up.
I have files saved through the lives of three computers and they are important to me. Anyone wanting too make sure they never lose their files need to remind themselves to back up more often so they don’t lose all their work. And I would never keep all those files in just one place, like at home, shit happens and homes can burn down. So remember, backup !!
So I was sitting in a bar last night playing free bingo (the old neighbor lady likes to go there and doesn’t drive so I take her) when the bartender told a customer that she didn’t think that she had charged him for the last drink, she is nice but a bit of an airhead. He had a bunch of bills in front of him and told her to take whatever she wanted. She said "If I take what I want you will be broke." He replied "And if I take what I want you will be sore." Ha, ha, ha, good one.
Thursday, June 01, 2006
Observations
(In the news) You can add Canadians to the list of foreigners who are healthier than Americans. Americans are 42 percent more likely than Canadians to have diabetes, 32 percent more likely to have high blood pressure, and 12 percent more likely to have arthritis, Harvard Medical School researchers found. That is according to a survey in which American and Canadian adults were asked over the telephone about their health.
As an American it is my best guess that this might be because America is more capitalistic, where Canada is still more family orientated. But only in small ways as both health systems suck in some ways. Canadians seen to get better basic health care across the board but Americans don’t as there is no national system in place here unless you have the money for it or are on welfare. How American capitalists think that people on or near minimum wage can afford health care insurance is beyond my comprehension. But I’m sure capitalists don’t really care about that. And major problems and surgeries seem to be a problem in both country’s. It boils down to "If you don’t have the bucks get ready to die".
I don’t know how it is in Canada but from my observations because of all my experiences around many different types of people in my home country it pays to be dirt poor if something really bad is wrong with you. Really, I see people all the time that have never contributed much to society or worked much but they get special care because of a lot of bleeding hearts. They get free operations, special equipment like motorized chairs and transportation and all sort of things, and many of them expect all those things to be given to them, while working people have their homes taken away from them and after they are dirt poor they might be fixed. They might be, but more often than not they are put in a care center to die after the home is taken away from them.
A nurse that I know (I won’t mention any names here because I don’t want to hurt a really, really good person) here the works in the ER but has a lot of struggles with the administration and all the bullshit they come up with. I talk to him a couple of times a week but it is outside of his work, where he goes to let his hair hang out so to speak. A place where he can get a little loose and not be so professional in an uptight work environment where he can’t say much of anything. At times he gets a little too loud, a little too obnoxious, a little too much of a pain in the butt, but I understand his need to do that so it is okay with me and I just pitch shit right back at him and we have a great time as we understand each other. I know two sides of him and I know this, I would trust him with my life if I ever end up in the ER here. And if he can’t help save me so what, I’m omnipresent and would forgive him, but maybe not the administrators, no reason why I should forgive pencil pushers.
(In the news) Americans in their 20s are one of the largest segments of the population lacking health insurance, and new research suggests the problem is growing.
They are not making much money, how can they afford insurance? And even if they could most of them buy cars and noise systems instead, or get tattoo’s and body piercings. I wonder, how many people in their twenty’s buy homes? I did, and I drove used cars, I have to wonder about the direction young American’s are taking, they seem to be more stupid than my generation was when we where young. There are exceptions of course but the upcoming generation X sure is a spoiled group wanting to be even more spoiled. I don’t think that is going to work out so well for them considering my view of the world and big picture.
Don’t recall where I saw this but it is said that matter can only exist in one place at one time. Oh bullshit, maybe physical matter can only exist in one place at one time but the matter of thought can exist in many places at anytime. There is your present aware self that has been influenced by your surroundings and so called mentors (the people that brainwashed you) and your higher cosmic self for example. This can be a whole different long subject so I’m not going to say much about it here other than to say that it’s very hard to un-brainwash yourself, first you have to see that you where brainwashed and then start the slow and confusing process of undoing it. BBC
As an American it is my best guess that this might be because America is more capitalistic, where Canada is still more family orientated. But only in small ways as both health systems suck in some ways. Canadians seen to get better basic health care across the board but Americans don’t as there is no national system in place here unless you have the money for it or are on welfare. How American capitalists think that people on or near minimum wage can afford health care insurance is beyond my comprehension. But I’m sure capitalists don’t really care about that. And major problems and surgeries seem to be a problem in both country’s. It boils down to "If you don’t have the bucks get ready to die".
I don’t know how it is in Canada but from my observations because of all my experiences around many different types of people in my home country it pays to be dirt poor if something really bad is wrong with you. Really, I see people all the time that have never contributed much to society or worked much but they get special care because of a lot of bleeding hearts. They get free operations, special equipment like motorized chairs and transportation and all sort of things, and many of them expect all those things to be given to them, while working people have their homes taken away from them and after they are dirt poor they might be fixed. They might be, but more often than not they are put in a care center to die after the home is taken away from them.
A nurse that I know (I won’t mention any names here because I don’t want to hurt a really, really good person) here the works in the ER but has a lot of struggles with the administration and all the bullshit they come up with. I talk to him a couple of times a week but it is outside of his work, where he goes to let his hair hang out so to speak. A place where he can get a little loose and not be so professional in an uptight work environment where he can’t say much of anything. At times he gets a little too loud, a little too obnoxious, a little too much of a pain in the butt, but I understand his need to do that so it is okay with me and I just pitch shit right back at him and we have a great time as we understand each other. I know two sides of him and I know this, I would trust him with my life if I ever end up in the ER here. And if he can’t help save me so what, I’m omnipresent and would forgive him, but maybe not the administrators, no reason why I should forgive pencil pushers.
(In the news) Americans in their 20s are one of the largest segments of the population lacking health insurance, and new research suggests the problem is growing.
They are not making much money, how can they afford insurance? And even if they could most of them buy cars and noise systems instead, or get tattoo’s and body piercings. I wonder, how many people in their twenty’s buy homes? I did, and I drove used cars, I have to wonder about the direction young American’s are taking, they seem to be more stupid than my generation was when we where young. There are exceptions of course but the upcoming generation X sure is a spoiled group wanting to be even more spoiled. I don’t think that is going to work out so well for them considering my view of the world and big picture.
Don’t recall where I saw this but it is said that matter can only exist in one place at one time. Oh bullshit, maybe physical matter can only exist in one place at one time but the matter of thought can exist in many places at anytime. There is your present aware self that has been influenced by your surroundings and so called mentors (the people that brainwashed you) and your higher cosmic self for example. This can be a whole different long subject so I’m not going to say much about it here other than to say that it’s very hard to un-brainwash yourself, first you have to see that you where brainwashed and then start the slow and confusing process of undoing it. BBC
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