At one point in their lives almost everyone tells themselves that they are God. And then talk themselves out of it, but that is wrong as humans are God, in evolution. Over on the Dilbert blog a number of posters comment to the fact that they are God, just as I do. We have different views but that is beside the point, we still rightfully think that we are God. So what we need is a ……..
Pissing Contest
That’s right, a good old Dave Berry type of pissing contest, something that would make him proud of us. We should all get together and have a nice party drinking our favorite beverages and when two or three of us have the need too whiz we will line up and see who can piss the farthest. At the end of the contest the one that has pissed the farthest gets to hold the title of "The Big Pisser" for the year. That is just a basic outline of course, a whole wonderful yearly event could be built around it. It would be peaceful, fun, and open to folks of all religions, the only qualification being that they think they are God.
And looking into the future, say the year 2057 (Fiction)
Jesus and Allah are sitting around a campfire downing some suds with some other guys and gals and pondering why there are still so many problems on this planet that has become almost unable to support life when Jesus says to Allah "Hey, do you remember Dave Berry?" "Vaguely" Allah replies "He got more attention on your side of the planet but there was a pissing contest thing that was popular for a while, the whole planet got involved in it."
Well lets have a Dave Berry pissing contest Jesus says……
Quote
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager." - William S. Burroughs
About Me
- BBC
- Billy B Cook, born in Salt Lake City, Utah, 6-30-1943 (note that this date is smack in the middle of your calendar year) A powerful dream I had in 1997 resulted in my moving and starting on a strange and complex spiritual journey. Billy B Cook… BBC… Born Before Christ. Humans are so lacking spiritually even though they have many religions. Let’s get an understanding right from the git go, there is no all powerful god out there. We are god in evolution, and anyone that doesn’t understand that in this day and age has been as much as brainwashed by their teachers and mentors. We are the omnipresent spirit of this living planet and I'm tired of how they raise us here in our human forms. And at times I get angry and rant at and about others. Just call me Billy, you are as much of the living spirit of this planet as I am once you sort it out right.
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