Hi God (insert name), how are you today? Billy is fine, is lurking. God has evolved into a scientist, doctor, engineer, etc. Is an artist and creator of a higher order here. My spirit flows them. But I don’t like the alter ego that makes bombs, and I want it purged from me.
So tell the others to just shut up. I will explain more on Monday. Have a nice day God.
Hugs all around. BBC
Saturday, September 30, 2006
Friday, September 29, 2006
I will take you to the light
I will take you to the light.Dear Loved Ones.
Gods computer was attacked. God has to stop and deal with that. God is at a different location right now. God is many places, not just here in me, and this can’t be stopped by them.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord, he comes squealing around the corner in his pink and yeller Ford. He, he, he.
We will return soon. We love you all so much, thanks for visiting. Nick, Azgoddess, Lusty, Peace Chick Mary, all of you, you’re all wonderful.
Unto you I sayPut my voice into your head, it’s voice, not voices. But it has to be filtered properly because of all the monkey shit on this planet.
As I lay sleeping, God, my higher spirit, put a thought into my head so I got up to deal with it. My computer was put down by the antichrist, so I am using my backup one to write this. God has access to millions of computers now, so putting one down won’t do any good. But I will have to fix it and install my backups and all that, it may take a few days to do that. Meanwhile I may be hit and miss on my blog and not make a post some days.
The U.S. Constitution is really a Roman document with a lot of smoke screens in it, used to keep control of you. It’s just a way of warring.
Politics and the U.S government is just another form of fighting, warring, everyone arguing. All the constant struggles for how to do and run things, all the elections. It’s all bullshit because it hasn’t got God in it, its just got a bunch of Roman monkeys in it. If you elect people with God in them, they care, about health care for all, because everyone is a part of the all. There wouldn’t be thirty thousand people a day dying if God ran the world, I could go on and on. There wouldn’t be all those monkeys fighting.
Gods children all over the world, you, are being ruled by a bunch of Roman monkeys. God needs to rule the world. YOU need to be God!!! You are spirit!!! YOU are God & Goddess. God wouldn’t let one man make billions of dollars and live like kings when so many people die everyday. God wouldn’t war. The anti-christ wars. They don’t realize that they are I suppose, because there is so much monkey shit in their heads. But this is exactly what is going on.
The peoples of this planet must build governments based on spirit, one spirit, him and her, not by monkeys. Everyone on the planet has to believe the same thing, religions are just another form of warring for the monkeys to use to keep you all confused and fighting each other. It’s just been different tribes of monkeys making up different beliefs and fighting about it all. You have to have spirit, one spirit, in governments if you want peace on this planet. You have to have God ruling you. We want peace, don’t you?
You can’t be ruled by these kinds of governments and capitalists, that put all the monkey shit in your heads and get you believing that this is how to run the world. God & Goddess would not rule the world this way.
God’s voice will start entering many heads now because of these words. Sing happy songs, do happy dances. Build new governments with spirit and not Roman’s in them. Those Roman monkey’s will fight forever if this keeps up.
How did I figure this out? Well, Billy is an idiot, got a good brain and IQ though. But God is smart and took Billy on a very strange and complex journey with many stressful experiences in them. I haven’t read a great many books filling my head with monkey shit, and I got out of all of the boxes, went to the cosmos. In recent years I’ve read only the right books that the cosmos wanted me to read. Or I would cruise the library and get a ‘sense’ pick a book, open it to any random page, put my finger on it, and there was the message. Visited the websites and blogs that God wanted me to be at. And had to do a lot of deep filtering. Then I sat down to type this and the words started flowing through me because Billy is an idiot, the words have to come from above, Billy just types them. Unless they can take down the web and Google, and they might try to do that because that is why they want to keep control of it, but we will keep on keeping on. Become the voice. They think God is an idiot, but the words I’ve typed will flow on even if they take the web down. They are many places, and the monkeys know only a few locations.
Nick, you have been a great deal of help as I struggled through this most recent part of my journey. Many of you that visit this blog have. I’ve picked up many thoughts from God as they flowed through you. From blogs I visit also, that is one way that spirit gives me what I need to know. Azgoddess, Peace Chick Mary, even a non believer like Lusty Tart (And she is a hoot), and many others, We love you so much, thanks for all the wonderful things you gave us that you didn’t even know you were giving us.
Rise above it all, rise above yourselves. Become the voice, become the light. Rule yourselves as if you are God, and not a bunch of monkeys like the Roman, George Bush.
God is the ALL, you are the ALL, You are God, take control of it. Sing happy songs, do happy dances. You are the spirit, you are God, why fight with yourselves? AND, spirit is omnipresent, always here. That is why you want to fix the future, it’s not just the next child, the next grandchild, that you worry about. It’s also yourself.
God has gotten much smarter, and now has the web to use to talk to many. (Hugs)
And God is going to kick George’s little Roman butt, because the man wants Rome to take over the world so that they can keeping fighting forever. He is just a little monkey full of monkey shit my friends. We have to stop being monkeys, we have to be God because we are God. We are not being ruled by God, just a bunch of Roman monkeys. Think about it, filter it, be the light, when the monkeys open their mouths, tell them that you are God, tell them to just shut the fuck up and stop trying to brainwash you. They are not God, they are the anti-christ. You are God. You are the light, put just one voice in your head. Hugs. YOU ARE THE LIGHT. BE ONE VOICE. BE ONE VOICE. PASS IT ON. Love and Peace. Hugs... BBC & LG
Gods computer was attacked. God has to stop and deal with that. God is at a different location right now. God is many places, not just here in me, and this can’t be stopped by them.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord, he comes squealing around the corner in his pink and yeller Ford. He, he, he.
We will return soon. We love you all so much, thanks for visiting. Nick, Azgoddess, Lusty, Peace Chick Mary, all of you, you’re all wonderful.
Unto you I sayPut my voice into your head, it’s voice, not voices. But it has to be filtered properly because of all the monkey shit on this planet.
As I lay sleeping, God, my higher spirit, put a thought into my head so I got up to deal with it. My computer was put down by the antichrist, so I am using my backup one to write this. God has access to millions of computers now, so putting one down won’t do any good. But I will have to fix it and install my backups and all that, it may take a few days to do that. Meanwhile I may be hit and miss on my blog and not make a post some days.
The U.S. Constitution is really a Roman document with a lot of smoke screens in it, used to keep control of you. It’s just a way of warring.
Politics and the U.S government is just another form of fighting, warring, everyone arguing. All the constant struggles for how to do and run things, all the elections. It’s all bullshit because it hasn’t got God in it, its just got a bunch of Roman monkeys in it. If you elect people with God in them, they care, about health care for all, because everyone is a part of the all. There wouldn’t be thirty thousand people a day dying if God ran the world, I could go on and on. There wouldn’t be all those monkeys fighting.
Gods children all over the world, you, are being ruled by a bunch of Roman monkeys. God needs to rule the world. YOU need to be God!!! You are spirit!!! YOU are God & Goddess. God wouldn’t let one man make billions of dollars and live like kings when so many people die everyday. God wouldn’t war. The anti-christ wars. They don’t realize that they are I suppose, because there is so much monkey shit in their heads. But this is exactly what is going on.
The peoples of this planet must build governments based on spirit, one spirit, him and her, not by monkeys. Everyone on the planet has to believe the same thing, religions are just another form of warring for the monkeys to use to keep you all confused and fighting each other. It’s just been different tribes of monkeys making up different beliefs and fighting about it all. You have to have spirit, one spirit, in governments if you want peace on this planet. You have to have God ruling you. We want peace, don’t you?
You can’t be ruled by these kinds of governments and capitalists, that put all the monkey shit in your heads and get you believing that this is how to run the world. God & Goddess would not rule the world this way.
God’s voice will start entering many heads now because of these words. Sing happy songs, do happy dances. Build new governments with spirit and not Roman’s in them. Those Roman monkey’s will fight forever if this keeps up.
How did I figure this out? Well, Billy is an idiot, got a good brain and IQ though. But God is smart and took Billy on a very strange and complex journey with many stressful experiences in them. I haven’t read a great many books filling my head with monkey shit, and I got out of all of the boxes, went to the cosmos. In recent years I’ve read only the right books that the cosmos wanted me to read. Or I would cruise the library and get a ‘sense’ pick a book, open it to any random page, put my finger on it, and there was the message. Visited the websites and blogs that God wanted me to be at. And had to do a lot of deep filtering. Then I sat down to type this and the words started flowing through me because Billy is an idiot, the words have to come from above, Billy just types them. Unless they can take down the web and Google, and they might try to do that because that is why they want to keep control of it, but we will keep on keeping on. Become the voice. They think God is an idiot, but the words I’ve typed will flow on even if they take the web down. They are many places, and the monkeys know only a few locations.
Nick, you have been a great deal of help as I struggled through this most recent part of my journey. Many of you that visit this blog have. I’ve picked up many thoughts from God as they flowed through you. From blogs I visit also, that is one way that spirit gives me what I need to know. Azgoddess, Peace Chick Mary, even a non believer like Lusty Tart (And she is a hoot), and many others, We love you so much, thanks for all the wonderful things you gave us that you didn’t even know you were giving us.
Rise above it all, rise above yourselves. Become the voice, become the light. Rule yourselves as if you are God, and not a bunch of monkeys like the Roman, George Bush.
God is the ALL, you are the ALL, You are God, take control of it. Sing happy songs, do happy dances. You are the spirit, you are God, why fight with yourselves? AND, spirit is omnipresent, always here. That is why you want to fix the future, it’s not just the next child, the next grandchild, that you worry about. It’s also yourself.
God has gotten much smarter, and now has the web to use to talk to many. (Hugs)
And God is going to kick George’s little Roman butt, because the man wants Rome to take over the world so that they can keeping fighting forever. He is just a little monkey full of monkey shit my friends. We have to stop being monkeys, we have to be God because we are God. We are not being ruled by God, just a bunch of Roman monkeys. Think about it, filter it, be the light, when the monkeys open their mouths, tell them that you are God, tell them to just shut the fuck up and stop trying to brainwash you. They are not God, they are the anti-christ. You are God. You are the light, put just one voice in your head. Hugs. YOU ARE THE LIGHT. BE ONE VOICE. BE ONE VOICE. PASS IT ON. Love and Peace. Hugs... BBC & LG
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Are you talking to me?
George sent an email about picking a new location for the Conversation Cafe meetings they have in Sequim. Where they discuss various subjects and never come to a conclusion. Because they won’t listen to God. The email went on and on, had a bunch of monkey shit in it.God replied: God don't give a fuck, God will bitch after it is picked. God goes and picks what he thinks is best. If the monkeys don't like it, that is too fucking bad. God doesn't do committee’s with monkeys, they never shut the fuck up, God is a committee of one. Sometimes I have to talk some sense into Ms. God. Not that the bubble head pays much attention to what I do because she's fucking around making too much stuff or destroying things, and then I have to go clean up her mess's..... :-)
Ralph thinks that he is God doing something important, I called the beer church because I knew he would be there and I wanted to set a time for him to stretch some carpeting in George’s home, as he wasn’t there the other day at the time he said he would be. He told me to call back in ten minutes. What important thing could thing could a person be doing in beer church that they can’t take two minutes to talk to God? Ralph good monkey though and is peaceful, God loves Ralph. Ralph just likes to fuck wit God. If he misses the next time set, God may have to spank monkeys butt. :-) Give it a good verbal chewing out. God don’t like lower parts of him fucking wit him.
[Other parts of God should be where they say where they are going to be, when they say they will be there. Instead of running around doing monkey shit.]
Peoples of the world
Ha, ha, ha, why do monkeys have two hands?Monkeys and 9/11
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I’ll be speaking for two at times, being as I know Ms. God better than anyone on this planet.
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We are tired of you monkeys teaching your children stupid monkey shit and raising them improperly, and brainwashing your women. Shut the fuck up, or we will kill you. The rest of you will not be human beings until you evolve more and tell the fucking monkeys to shut the fuck up. Human’s are spiritual, and peaceful, extensions of us. Stupid fucking monkeys.
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For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son…… Shut the fuck up you idiot monkeys, you are all the sons and daughters of God. You don’t know what in the fuck you are talking about, it’s just monkey shit coming out of your mouths. Of course we love the world, a lot more than we are loving you fucking monkeys right now. And if you don’t start shaping up…… We will kill you. We are tired of you fucking things up for the peaceful souls here. Fucking warring idiots, you want to see a war you can’t win? It’s coming soon to your front yard if you don’t stop fucking around. This is your last chance, we are tired of your shit. You want to see the Second Coming? Well, you can make it ugly, or you can make it loving. Don’t fuck up this time you fools, we will kill you.
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We are assuming that there are other peaceful and loving souls lurking here, extensions of us that will translate this message into other languages and get this message to them, working through the brain of one man, he can only do so much. He has been through many difficult struggles, leave him the fuck alone, or we will kill you. All he wants to do is live in peace on a beautiful and peaceful planet.
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One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby. They arrived and Dubya's friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup.
The waiter brought the bowls and George looked at the soup suspiciously, but his friend urged him to try at least one taste. So he took a bite of matzo ball and slurped some soup and clearly liked it.
After Dubya was finished he said, "Mmm mmm, that was good! But tell me, do you Jewish folks eat other parts of the matzo, or just the balls?"
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We are sick and tired of hearing the monkey shit coming out of the mouths blaming Clinton for 9/11. Shut the fuck up, you idiots. Stop pointing fingers and trying to put the blame on others. Clinton is a good monkey and was a good president, and if he didn’t get enough clues, or did something wrong, so what, all presidents screw up some. Shit happens, so just shut the fuck up. Fix the problems on this planet and stop the monkey shit coming out of your mouths, we are tired of hearing it.
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And knock it off about a few blow jobs, you just hurt a good man, and are saying stupid monkey shit about it. A few blow jobs wasn’t taking up enough time for him to not pay attention to his job. If anything, they made him more efficient. We are worried about the bigger problems on this planet, if a president is sexing a female on a White House couch so what, it is just a couple of hairless monkeys fucking, just don’t stain the couch. And if Bush is having sex on that couch, it’s an extra stupid monkey because there is so much monkey shit in his brain. Christian my ass, he wouldn’t recognize Christ if he walked up and kicked his little monkey ass. He is so fucking stupid that he would probably shoot him, or lock him up in a secret place. There are many spirits of Christ on this planet, and they are starting to awaken. Doing away with one body wouldn’t do any good. Stupid fucking monkey idiots.
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And the media has to stop the monkey shit coming out of their mouths about the sex lives of presidents. It isn’t anyone’s business what a president is doing with his sex life, we don’t care if he is going to a whorehouse, talking about it causes problems. Shut the fuck up you idiots. Look at your own lives and what you have done before you start pointing fingers. Fucking idiots, they weren’t doing a lot of fussing when Kennedy was having all his fun, and that is how it should be now. Shut the fuck up about the morals of others, that is for us to deal with. Of course Kennedy did things with women that didn’t have big monkey mouths.
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It was all the monkey shit about a few blow jobs and him having to deal with that if he wasn’t able to be more effective after it came out. Shut the fuck up you idiots, you caused some of the problems. And if a future president gets tagged doing something we hope that he/she just owns up to it, and says "My sex life isn’t any of your fucking business, so just shut the fuck up before I kick your little monkey ass." We will deal with the moral issues, so just shut the fuck up, you’re idiots.
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A tribe of stupid monkeys planned an event, and managed to keep it secret enough that the other stupid tribe of monkeys didn’t see it coming. Case closed, its history, just shut the fuck up. Fix the problems that caused it and stop all the monkey shit flowing around about it. That is just a waste of everyone’s energies.
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And stop the monkey shit flowing around that the current administration knew of it, and trying to blame it. You don’t know what you are fucking talking about, shut the fuck up!!!!! Bush is stupid, but not so stupid that he would allow someone to do that. Shut the fuck up, you are just a bunch of stupid fucking monkeys. You fucking monkeys doing your mental masturbating and spreading your monkey shit around are idiots. Stop all the finger pointing and blaming, bad things are happening because you are fucking idiots with insanities in you because of your monkey ancestors. A planet of sane people would not be fighting each other. You have to fix your brains before all this can stop, or be destroyed, we are tired of this shit, we are here to experience peace and love on this beautiful planet, and you brain diseased monkeys are just keep making things worse, you are hurting our evolution. Knock it the fuck off.
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And shut the fuck up about God, you don’t know what we are, or you would all be in agreement, you would be loving and peaceful. We have been trying to tell you for thousands of years, but there is so much monkey shit on the trail that you’re not getting it. Shut the fuck up!!! If you go to places of worship anywhere on this planet, just go there to be with others and honor them. And sing happy earthly and nature songs, and do happy dances. And try to love and hug and support each other. But don’t listen to the monkey shit. Don’t talk about God, you fucking monkeys don’t know what you are fucking talking about, those religions you have on this planet are just monkey shit. We will tell you again when you are willing to listen.
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It was a beautiful evening yesterday, warm for this time of year. I went out and shut the gate, Helen was sitting out on her step. She said that she thought the fawn was over by her apple trees so I went to check. Sure enough, it was, so I opened the gate again for a while. It was still there as darkness fell so I shut the gate again. It is safer in our yards than it is out there anyway. We fear that one day some monkey brained idiot will shoot if for the sport of it. For food if their numbers get to great, fine, that is what they are here for. But for the sport of it, we will kill you. We will take your ‘trophy’ and shove it up your ass before we cut your dick off and shove it in your mouth.
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What's Politics?
Son; "Dad. I have to do a special report at school. Can I ask you a question?"
Dad: "sure son, what's the question?"
Son: "What, is Politics?"
Dad, lets take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me MANAGEMENT. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her GOVERNMENT. We take care of you and your needs, so let's call you the PEOPLE. We'll call the maid the WORKING CLASS and your baby brother the FUTURE. Do you understand?"
Son, "I’m not really sure dad, I'll have to think about it. That night the boy was awakened by his baby brother's crying so the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the son went to his parent's room and found mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid's room, where peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.
---- the next morning ----
Son: "Dad, now I think I understand POLITICS. Dad: "That’s great son, explain it to me in your own words," Son: "Well Dad, while MANAGEMENT is screwing the WORKING CLASS, the GOVERNMENT is fast asleep, the PEOPLE are being completely ignored, and the FUTURE is full of shit. (Right, monkey shit)
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When you got brains you them out and played with them, then you would take your balls out and play with them. You are nothing but a bunch of stupid motherfuckers. Shut the fuck up you idiots!!! And stop brainwashing yourselves and your women, you are fucking idiots. And don’t go to a shrink, they are fucking idiots that think they know something that you don’t They are just as stupid as you are. And they get rich putting more monkey shit in your brains and making you even bigger idiots. But they don’t, they are just more stupid motherfucking monkeys fucking you up even more. Most of what you need to know about yourselves is in "I’m Okay, You’re Okay". But you are not okay, you are a bunch of fucking idiot monkeys playing with your balls and fucking up your women. Just shut the fuck up and keep learning more about yourselves. Fucking idiots. Business psychology books are bullshit, mental monkey masturbating. All you need to do is love and treat each other right, it’s that simple. Writhing and reading more of those books will just make you more stupid, you will be really stupid monkeys. Write and read books that teach others how to fix, build, and do things. Don’t write them to try to fix your brains, you are idiots making yourselves more stupid. There is better psychology in some comics than in those stupid fucking books. When we try to read one it insults us. Write and read humor, songs. But just shut the fuck up about your brains, you are stupid. You think you are intelligent, but if you where there wouldn’t be all these wars. You are stupid fucking monkeys doing stupid fucking things and shitting all over the place. Fucking idiots. Stop fucking with the more spiritual humans, or we will kill you.
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And you Buddhists, shut the fuck up. You are just idiots that think you know to think. And you keep spreading more monkey shit round while you also use and kill each other. Fucking idiots.
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The only good thing in you is our spirit, but you keep fucking it up. Stop it, or we will kill you. We made you, and we can take you out. We will tell you what you are, and what you are supposed to be doing, or we will kill you so that the peaceful souls here can live in love and peace. You fucking monkeys are really pissing us off. Fucking idiots. Knock that shit off, George, or we will kill you. You are not a Christian, you are not doing my work, you are doing everything I told you not to do, you are a fucking selfish greedy idiot.
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9/11 was just wars between monkeys, capitalism and greed, but you fucked up going to Iraq because they had nothing to do with it. We love you, but we are going to kill you because you are so stupid and we are tired of your shit. And if you think you can see it coming and stop it you are wrong, you can’t see past your dick. We will cut it off so that you can see farther. Put some seasoning on it so that it tastes better, it will be there for a long time. Eternity is a long time. Bring us peace without war you little motherfucker, or we will kill you. Pull your military out of Iraq and let them tell you what help they need. They need help and hugs you fucking idiot. They don’t need you telling them how to build another Roman empire based on your stupid so called democracy that you took spirituality out of.You Muslims, you are as bad as the Christians, we will kill you also. We may as well, you just keep killing each other anyway, fucking idiots. If you had a religion it would only be one, instead of different sects, you are fucking idiots and you are causing problems for the good souls amongst you. Knock it off or we will let them kill you.
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A so-called Christian, a nice but lost monkey, but full of monkey shit, told me that he only fished catch and release. So are we to assume that he likes to torture fish? Catch the ones you need to eat of course, that is what they are here for. Enjoy nature, but don’t fuck with it. Sit on the edge on a pond and watch them swim around, do not go putting hooks in them and fucking with them and their souls because their souls are also ours. How would you like someone fishing for you just for the sport of it? Ah, we just got to wars didn’t we? To the stupid fucking monkeys fishing for each other. Did a light just go on in your mind? You didn’t know that Billy managed to get out there through dark tunnels and over pits of insanity, and visit Einstein, and other great souls out there, and learned what they have leaned to this point since their mortal bodies died. You don’t know Billy and his journey, and you don’t know God. So just shut the fuck up, because you are all a bunch of fucking idiots, or you would all come to the same collective conclusion and be in agreement with it instead of trying to honor everything and all the problems that creates. We are surrounded by fucking monkey idiots on this planet. It says so right on our coffee cup. "I’m surrounded by fuckin’ idiots". A bunch of stupid fucking monkeys doing a lot of stupid fucking things, and took us out of their souls. Grow up, or we will kill you.
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But manage those fish properly and don’t over fish them just because you commercial fishermen want more money, find something else to do. Life on this planet isn’t about more money, you just do the wrong things with it anyway, you build fancy places of worship while thirty thousand souls a day die of starvation. Don’t tell us that you are Christians and Muslims, do you think we are stupid? You are just a bunch of monkeys fucking around, and fucking things up for peaceful souls.
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You where told to care for of the planet, love it, but you keep over populating it when listening to the idiot capitalists monkeys with the monkey shit coming out of their mouths saying that the economies have to keep growing. Or saying that God said to make more of you, that was only true thousands of years ago. You don’t know what you are talking about, you are fucking idiots. No the capitalists don’t need to keep things growing, that is so stupid on so many levels, it’s just monkey shit. Control your populations, or we will kill you. There is plenty of money, it is just an energy that flows around, and the greedy ones have too much of it, giving you the monkey shit that they deserve it because they are smarter or more special and deserve more of it. Things that get too needy in nature get killed.
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We know a monkey that goes to church and has more than enough money and an expensive SUV, and then sits in meetings and bitches that we need to lower the minimum wage so that she can get cheaper help for her business. Do you call that a Christian? We will send her soul to hell. And they call themselves human? Why should we give her heaven? We have the power out here to do what we like, we are in control out here, and we don’t listen to the monkey shit here. We could go on and on with these examples all over the world.
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And you peaceful souls are not speaking up enough. Sitting around saying there is nothing you can do about it is wrong on so many levels and that is hurting you. Borrow our ego and get in those idiots faces. Flood your governments with protests, you are being ruled by monkeys that feed you monkey shit and brainwash you. Tell them to knock it off or you are going to take up arms and kill them. We will give them that permission, we are tired of their shit.
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A Christian, Muslim, or anyone else fighting for God, you are fucking idiots with diseased brains full of monkey shit and causing too many problems for the peaceful peoples on this planet. DO NOT KILL EACH OTHER, what fucking part of that command don’t you idiots understand? You are all from the same source, you are killing other parts of yourselves and us, and we are pissed. Why do you think we should keep putting up with it? Why do you think we should love you?
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Why should we give you heaven? Only good souls go to heaven, you have to redeem yourselves here by being good and doing right. We don’t allow bad things out here, and your excuses are just monkey shit. And we are tired of allowing bad things to keep happening on this beautiful planet. You have had enough time to get it together, and we are going to end it if you don’t fucking stop.
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Who would Jesus bomb?
George Bush for starters. And then I would cut his dick off and shove it in his mouth for eternity so that he could only talk to himself. No one… No one, fights for God, God is peaceful, and we are loving. But you idiots are causing to many problems for the peaceful peoples, and we are going to send you to hell if you don’t stop this shit.
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You have until December 25th to start getting your act together and start bringing peace to this planet. Got that? Take your army’s home and go help those that need help, and stop killing them. Hug and help them, learn to love them. Or we will give the peaceful ones permission to purge you off the planet so that the meek can inherent the earth, so they can have their peace.
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And the media can just stay away from here, you are fucking idiots, and we speak our words through this blog. We don’t want, or need you to be speaking for us, you would just fuck it up. Stay away from here, Billy needs his peace and quite and he has inventions to work on instead of having to deal with this. And you idiots are anything but peaceful and quite. You are fucking monkey shitting idiots. Rush Limbaugh, fuck you, you do not speak for us you stupid fucking monkey. We will take one of your ties and hang you on a cross with it. Would you like to know what it’s like to die on a cross like I did? Shut your fucking monkey mouth, you have monkey shit for brains.
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The rest of you, even nonbelievers, sing happy songs and do happy dances. And get in those monkeys faces, spank their ass’s. They are killing your planet and other souls, your soul.
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We Are One
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The original particles
That started all that is
Flows through you
And we are one.
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From that beginning
Many centuries past
We have evolved
Into humans at last.
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You are the chalice
But we are the blade
Don’t make us use it
Don’t make us mad.
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Because we love you
We want you to love you
Because we are one
Because we are one.
BBC & LG
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And don’t you fucking monkey wordsmiths be telling us how to write our poems. You are just collage educated fucking idiots with degrees that you hang on walls that make you think you are intelligent. You are fucking idiot monkeys in evolution. I don’t even remember where my degrees are, they damn sure are not on a wall anymore because I was taught by a bunch of fucking idiot monkeys. There sure is a lot of monkey shit in colleges. Teach souls how to do things you fucking idiots, teach them how to be doctors, scientists, engineers, and such. Don’t teach them to be philosophizers, they are fucking idiots, or you will be back to where you were thousands of years ago when a philosopher was asked about God and he whipped out his dick out and started jacking off. I don’t like it when someone calls me a philosopher, I think that monkey is a fucking idiot. We swear, we are sounded by fucking idiots. You are smarter than you were five hundred years ago, but you will be more smart in another five hundred years, if you make it that far, it’s getting questionable. Let’s keep on moving on then, or you will be nothing but dusty monkey shit in the ruts of the journey through time and space. Don’t go back to your old books and histories and try to figure it all out. It’s just mental monkey masturbating, and there is a lot of monkey shit in it all. And put your fucking periods and commas were you think they should be. Fucking idiots. Billy is tired, and not going to try to clean this up better. If you have a brain at all you will see the wisdom in it anyway. Don’t piss us off, you know how we get. We’ll spank the monkeys ass’s. And just shut the fuck up, you fucking monkeys talk to much.
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Love and Peace. (Hugs)
December 25th.
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Keeping it light
Chantilly lace with a pretty face and a pony tail hanging down with a wiggle in her walk and a giggle in her talk makes the world go round round round makes me feel all funny like aHere are your periods and comma’s I don’t give a shit where you put them …… ,,,,,,,,, LOL
God shit in the woods on Sunday. :-)
Sister Mary Martha, God is kissing your nipples, are you liking it?
A thought for a bumper sticker. "If you are a monkey, get off my ass, or I will spank you."
A spring fawn is wandering around in my yard. I just went out and spoke to it for a bit. It’s big enough to start wandering around away from it’s mother, the poor thing doesn’t know it is surrounded by frigging monkeys.
neolifeforever .…. I’ve filtered what you said. It didn’t take long. I can tell that you are a good soul and an intelligent person, because I agree with you. It’s clear that you are not one of the monkeys. Just a lost seeker, keep following me, it’s a journey, an awakening, I will show you the way. God is much smarter than we used to be. Hugs.
Nick…. Now that you are possessed, would you send God twenty bucks, to help God build a fancy church? LOL….. Just kidding, but that thought was so funny when it struck us. We’re thinking of going to a church on Sunday though. To drop a penny in the collection plate as a sign of how much bullshit we think they are. They mean well, and some are better than others, but they are still bullshit because they don’t know what in the hell they are talking about.
So I ask Ms. God, "How are we going to fix this planet honey?" And then I said, "Why am I taking to you? You’re a fucking idiot." LOL… That cracked me up on so many levels because she really is in some ways, evolution is like that. She (we) is getting smarter now though, and they took her away from many of you.
They lied to you, redemption is not at the gate. They lied to you too fool themselves into thinking they would be allowed into heaven.
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?" The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls. The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out. The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
This is a little heavy.
"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die." I will never die because I will put God and our ego in so many of you that you will get control of the monkeys, spank their little butts.
Dear ones, take a break, don’t read heavy books, they are wrote by monkeys, and there is a lot of monkey shit in them. Read Bambi, or some humor, or better yet, watch Bicentennial Man with Robbin William’s. There are a few messages in it if you can filter them properly, and not forget them when you are around the monkeys.
Don’t read so-called conspiracy books about 9/11. They are just screwing with your brains, you have more important things to do, and there is a lot of monkey shit in them. It’s just a way for the monkeys to make money. 9/11 was not a conspiracy, our government, and those controlling it, are too frigging stupid to figure out how to do something like that. It was an attack at capitalism and evil, it’s as simple as that. Reading those books will just divert from what you should be doing and make you even more stupid.
Have a good day. Try not to step into any of the monkey shit that flows from their mouths. Know what is interesting? When the stupid monkey butt doctor told me that I have a big ego, he didn’t realize that no one has a bigger ego than God, and that it is getting bigger and more powerful. The frigging idiot. But the ugly part of our ego is directed at the idiot monkeys and greedy ones, and such. The other end is a marshmallow that loves all gentle souls, and loves peace, music, dancing, jokes about the stupid religions, has a wonderful sense of humor, and peace and quite, when we aren’t around the frigging monkeys with the shit spilling out of their mouths trying to brainwash you.
The gentle, lost and confused souls here don’t see the angry side of our ego directed at them, they see the attitude all right, and they like it.
In a recent comic of Pardon my Planet, Jesus says "Due to the media attention, I’ve had to relocate my living quarters. I plan on digging a thirty mile tunnel and quietly shuttling my few possessions to an undisclosed location under the cover of dirt."
Interesting, I know how the media is, they always screwed what they said about me, but Jesus (God) is too big to worry about that, the monkeys cannot kill God. And we are a lot smarter about what we are than we were, and the monkeys are in deep shit. I have been out there to learn about God. But I will explain that as we travel along.
Sigh. I sure do miss Mary, she was very spiritual. And Cleopatra was a lot of fun also, she was spiritual also, even though we were idiots and didn’t have the God part of us right. But at least we knew we where Gods.
As to the picture above, we are watching you monkeys, and we know what you are doing.
Welcome to the beach, no guns and bombs allowed, or we will kill you. Think happy thoughts, think of the evil monkeys sucking the devils dick.. Love and peace. BBC and LG
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Teaching you
I’m not getting to my replies to what Dr. John has posted here, but we are just going to keep moving along anyway, it’s all good. I’m the captain of this crew and we will sink his ship in due time. You really should convert doc, or you will never be able to get that dick out of your mouth. It will be to late after you die.I’ve only gotten one reply about want I might want to put in my Welcome Child document. But it was a damn good one. I would like to see more posted.
Thought For The Day …"Good looks catch the eye, but a GOOD personality catches the heart. You're blessed with both!" HOWEVER... Don't be flattered, this message was sent to ME! I just wanted YOU to read it. LOL
Blessed are the cracked, for it is they who let in the light.
Life is but a moment in the realm of all eternity, So have a little fun every day. Pass around the hugs and kisses and be sure to get some back.
Understanding Marketing
You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, "She's/He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady. "Charm school?" the first woman Cried, "Oh my God! What on earth for?" said the first woman.
The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious? Instead of who gives a shit?" (Some monkeys also go to charm school)
"So don't prepare any place for me, O.K.?" Okay hon, we always honor it if you don’t want to be around anymore. But you might change your mind someday. After all, if you can’t change your mind, are you sure you still have one? I had to change mine to get where I’m at, these monkeys taught me a lot of stupid things.
"I thought of you in one part of the book where is talks about all of us being God!" You’re getting there hon. But be careful with books, many of them are written by monkeys.
Good O’ Helen. She thinks she is God, likes to boss me around. And I need that some because I’m always so busy with all this fixing the world problem. But she is a very wise neighbor and only boss’s me in the right ways. Like reminding me to pay my bills as I lose track of time and days. Today she had me write a check for the PUD bill, I just drop it off at the drop box there when going by. Saves me a stamp, and a return address sticker, I just write ‘Cranky’ in the corner.
I haven’t time to write the talk with Spock yet, but here is a little bit of it.
Spock: Is everyone here crazy?
BBC: Pretty much.
Spock: How did this happen?
BBC: Their monkey ancestors played with their brains and screwed them up, and it hasn’t been fixed yet.
Spock: Are you crazy?
BBC: Hard to tell, I don’t have sanity to compare it to.
Spock: Have you seen a psychologist?
BBC: Yup.
Spock: And?
BBC: She went crazy on me, wanted to have sex with me. Hell, I was going there to try to fix a marriage.
Spock: Monkey?
BBC: Yup.
Spock: Interesting.
My wife died in 85 folks, we where separated at the time anyway. It’s okay, she was a Christian running on only three brain cells, and once in a while one would stick to the cavity wall and she would short circuit, try to beat me up and boss me around, you know how Christians are. Make right turns into immovable objects, things like that. Bitch about what the others are doing when she is doing the same things. Thought that she was better than everyone else. Trying to tell me where I am wrong in my thinking. Christian monkeys are like that. I liked her in bed though, when I could get her there. I couldn’t convince her that a morning romp everyday was a great way to start the day in a great frame of mind. But she liked it that I took her coffee when I went to wake her up. (early)
Nick, everyone, allow me to teach you something. :-) Don’t read all this and try to understand and filter it, and argue with it. That is a bad way to try to learn something so serious as this problem and what we are. Your outer filters are coffee filters, and this isn’t a two-week course in learning how to bake pies from scratch. It’s a journey, and it’s going to be a bit of a long one. Something I said to George. "Some things can only have one collective intelligent conclusion. Things like what is God. If they don't all agree about it collectively, this planet will just continue to be a mess." But with about seven billion souls, and so many of them still being monkeys, that is going to be a hard thing to do.
Something else I said to George, in reply to something that he had said. That's because you are a fucking idiot, but it doesn't stop me from loving you because you are such a lovable little fucker. There can only be one conclusion in the end. You frigging monkeys play with your brains way to much with all those fucking books written by other monkeys. BBC
What I said to Jon… Don't come into my kitchen and be telling me how to cook things and do things, I was cooking and doing things before you learned how to wipe your ass. I was a manager for years and owned business's, and I know how to do things. And I do them my way. I have cooked in cafes, and you don't know shit about some of the things you say. I love you, but it ticks God off when you try to boss me around. Love and Peace. BBC
That was fun….. God stuck his tongue in Mary Magdalene’s rosebud. And all those poor Nun’s run around wanting their nipples kissed while doing their good deeds, but those monkey-brained popes keep brainwashing them. Those popes are such idiots.
Just read it, then go live your life knowing that in the future things will be better. Enjoy yourselves some. Once you read it, it’s in your brain, so stop thinking about it. Your sub consciousness has a much better shit filter, but it works in it’s own way. And there is still a lot to come to you, We’ve just started. We’re just putting it all out there, and you don’t learn and understand instantly, we’ve been on this strange journey for nine years now and are just now starting to awaken. The good Doc has helped us with that. He, he, a Christian wakes up the devil, and the devil sticks his dick in his mouth. Isn’t that funny? They can hold on to his big ears. But they know that is going to happen. They made up things convincing themselves they where somehow going to be saved, but that is just monkeys playing with their brains. Others will write the book making it all more clear, and start teaching it to the children arriving on this planet. But I don’t expect it to be written for a while yet. Meanwhile, read this blog and let it simmer, and one day you will start with your own awakening. Brevity, you will have to wait for the book, the new bible if you will. The book that replaces all old bibles. This is just a filtering system to get there.
I’m spanking my monkey. LOL. This goes many levels deeper than the rest of you have ever thought of.
Just let the good doctor with his little brainwashed monkey brain argue with us until he drives himself even more stupid and crazy. We love his posts, most folks making comments show me that the more intelligent collective higher consciousness dwells here. But it’s always nice to have a monkey visit us, he awakens old awareness’ in us.
The human mind and what we are spiritually is not evolving properly because of all this nonsense with these monkeys. There can only be one truth about something this serious. And everyone has to come to a collective agreement on it. Many religions and beliefs are nonsense, and cause problems here.
Badtux had an interesting post yesterday. Badtux is a good part of God. We don’t torture them until they die, we give them every chance to redeem themselves before they get here, but they made up crap to make themselves believe redemption was at the gate when it has to be earned here. And then we really have a lot of fun with them. Don’t believe in hell? You really should, and you should be talking about it a lot, especially to those that need to hear it. Or they will never start being good. They played with their little monkey brains and came up with the excuse that God loves them so much that we are going to forgive them for all they do and allow them heaven. Yeah, right. Have we got a surprise for them. Closed it down for a while but it’s being opened back up again. Those people don’t really believe in God, if you believe in God you live it. You become as God, and they don’t. God needs to start spanking those monkeys butts. Know a nasty or greedy person? When you walk by say, ‘Bad monkey, God will spank monkeys butt, and then stick a dick in its mouth’. Hell, make big signs and post them. They won’t start being good unless we bring hell back to put some fear in them, they are slowing up our progress of proper evolution. God is still stuck at three years old, and we are tired of it.
Those monkeys are seen in a lot of churches, so be careful around them, they are very good cons, they will be passing a collection plate around. We know where most of the money goes and it just ticks us off when we think about it. The monkeys see, and the monkeys do what the others are doing, so they do it, and they never shut up about their frigging churches and religions.
"Are we really that much like Rome?" Yup, they just moved here, and we have to live with them. Jesus tried to save them but it didn’t work, they just killed me.
Hey, here is a great comment from a reader of Scott Adams Dilbert blog… My brother is a doctor, did his pre-med in microbiology. He once said that "My body is a truck that my balls built to drive around in and pick up chicks with." You know, in a way many levels deep, that is true. We are just here to sing and dance and sex each other while having good times. But the monkeys keep screwing it up.
"I'm so wishy-washy. Any thoughts or advice?" Yup, the monkeys have your soul confused with all their brainwashings. Hang in there. Hugs.
"This does pose the question, Who hallucinated President Bush?" His conception was a blow job, and by the time it got to where it needed to go to mate with her sperm, it was pretty much wore out. All we got was a monkey.
Scott Adam’s may be a bit afraid of talking about the pope, the Muslims, Jews, Christians, and all those other monkeys, but God isn’t. They have been killing me in new and interesting ways for thousands of years. The idiots just don’t get it that I’m omnipresent, always here and reawakening through a humans brain. I swear, I’m surrounded by fucking idiots. And I’m getting cranky, going to start sending them all to hell again. And they want us to love them? Give them a free ticket to heaven? They don’t even love themselves, they don’t love us. Why would we want them here?
"That is a great concept! I'm going to force my daughter to be evil when she turns 13, so she'll rebel against me (inevitably) and do good just to spite me! Brilliant". Hey, I don't have concepts, I have truths, and of course these monkeys we live with keep brainwashing people. Working on it. But be careful what you tell your daughter, give her healthy attitudes about sex. My daughter popped hers at fifteen, my idiot Christian wife was always telling her to be good and saintly (but she already had a son out of wedlock) but I always talked about birth control. We don’t know what kids are doing all the time, and we can’t watch them every minute, (I was an old twenty and I’ve been trying to catch up ever since) they hide in the back seats of Chevy’s and Ford’s. Wait, my first time was in a Plymouth. Just make sure she is on birth control of some kind. Or lock her up in a closet. The spirits like sex (so do the monkeys), that is why they are here, but it’s wrong to over populate the planet. Hugs.
Nick was talking about rainbows, I have a picture here somewhere I think, because I think I know how to think. LOL (But the cracks let in the light).. Anyway, the end of the rainbow is on an outhouse. So think twice before you chase rainbows. Think about it, I have just gotten all these strange experiences around here for the last nine years, lurk on the web, filter it all, and some you are wonderful and fun, true souls. I am the crack. The link to the cosmos.
Someday, you won’t need a coin to make a decision.
Heaven if you believe in it is the same custom heaven for all. I posted what heaven is but if you don’t go back and read it I’ll state it simply, because it is so simple and beautiful. It’s what you want it to be, we give you what your souls want, and what your needs are. Want your own beautiful planet with only wonderful people on it, no problem. Why would we tell you what heaven is? Only monkeys that write books do that. Tell yourself what it is, we will honor it. But hell, we custom make them.
And you can help us, it’s fun and we all need some fun. Help us design hells, and talk about them. We’re going to start sending a lot of so called Christians to hells. And some of those Muslims, the way they treat their women, we can’t fathom them at all. And some of the other beliefs they have, they are way behind in their evolution.
Nice place ya got there Doc, but it’s full of greed and evil thoughts. Enjoy the warmth, you won’t be there that much longer. :-) And don’t think about what is in your mouth, it’s a nice fit.
You know, it irritates me when these wordsmith monkeys keep trying to tell me where to put my commas. Hey, fuck you, I’ll put my commas where I want to. They are my fucking commas so just get over it. Don’t fucking be telling God where to put my fucking commas. Stupid monkeys. They keep making up new words to replace old and simpler words. Everyone on this planet could communicate better with each other if they went to one language and just a few hundred words to deal with. Stupid fucking monkeys. You idiots want commas? Here ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Put them where you fucking want to, and just shut the fuck up about where I’m putting mine. My, my, God is so fucking cranky sometimes.
Aren’t you souls tired of living amongst the monkeys? Would you have them on your own planet? Maybe, but you would spank their butts and not listen to them.
Hey, the cosmos isn’t screwing with you folks, we have no reason to. It’s just that you live on a violent planet and you are still evolving. Most of your problems are the monkeys amongst you. They look like humans, and they are real good at fooling themselves and others.
I’ve heard it said that when learning some things, that you need it put to you seven times before you understand it. You can’t be reading all these posts seven times, and it isn’t all here yet anyway. This is just a procedure for getting to a book. And some of it is really fun. And here is something I spotted on a ladies blog that I check at times. She thinks that I’m a crazy old fart, but I love her anyway, because she often fuss’s and sounds like me. Here is what she just reminded me of. "Religion, the root of all evil". We need to start getting reminders pasted all over the place. Yeah, those monkeys invent religions and cause a lot of problems here. And trying to embrace them all will never work. The monkeys are always trying to convert each other or fighting. We should spank their little monkey butts.
In some ways the human mind is not evolving the proper directions, we are not evolving into our higher selves, because the monkeys keep convincing so many that we should try to honor all of it. It’s time to go back to pagan and start over again. We don’t need churches and collection plates. I’m not building a church, there is no collection plate here so I can build myself something pretty for you to admire me in. There is a plate in a way though, in the links on the right that feed and help people. God’s church is all that is under the stars, and this blog is our pulpit. You don’t even need to drive a car to get here. Or dress up, sit there naked if you like. Do a Happy Naked Pagan Dance. But not in front of the monkeys, they will think you are heathens. You want to stay away from their guns and bombs anyway.
Now, stop thinking about it, just let it simmer, and get on with your life and have some fun. Make peace signs and protest (or spank) the monkeys. The meek shall inherit the earth, because those monkeys are all going to kill each other if we can’t convert them. Well, that is one way of getting peace, but it’s an ugly way. Love and Peace. BBC
Monday, September 25, 2006
This guy
God loves this guy, he's got the monkey Christians figured out pretty well. Not that you can tell the monkeys from the human's, they all look like humans. Have a nice day all.
http://www.sinfest.net/
http://www.sinfest.net/
Interesting
I was up until after midnight trying to get everything done and I didn’t get my reply to the good Dr. John wrote. So for now I will just leave you with this interesting thought (ditty).
Rolly polly tickle my holey, smella my slimy slew. I’ll drag your nuts across my guts. I’m the captain of the horney crew and we’re coming after those that won’t do good.
That of course is the greedy, the killers, and such.
Say, I’ve had a document on the back burner that I need to get back to writing. The title of it is "Welcome Child". Would any of you like to make suggestions to be put in it.
In the news:
CASTEL GANDOLFO, Italy (AP) - Pope Benedict XVI told Muslim diplomats Monday that "our future" depends on good relations between followers of both faiths as he sought to put to rest anger over his recent remarks about Islam and violence.
The pope is an idiot. There will never be good relations between all of them. Those religions twist peoples minds, and some of them go sick. You can’t keep doing the same things over and over again and expect different results. Idiots.
Entertaining hey, how you like to be entertained for eternity?
Have a good day all. BBC
Rolly polly tickle my holey, smella my slimy slew. I’ll drag your nuts across my guts. I’m the captain of the horney crew and we’re coming after those that won’t do good.
That of course is the greedy, the killers, and such.
Say, I’ve had a document on the back burner that I need to get back to writing. The title of it is "Welcome Child". Would any of you like to make suggestions to be put in it.
In the news:
CASTEL GANDOLFO, Italy (AP) - Pope Benedict XVI told Muslim diplomats Monday that "our future" depends on good relations between followers of both faiths as he sought to put to rest anger over his recent remarks about Islam and violence.
The pope is an idiot. There will never be good relations between all of them. Those religions twist peoples minds, and some of them go sick. You can’t keep doing the same things over and over again and expect different results. Idiots.
Entertaining hey, how you like to be entertained for eternity?
Have a good day all. BBC
Sunday, September 24, 2006
The Spiritual Park
I’ll tell you why God cusses, I need to let off some steam because I get so frustrated at the beings on this planet. God cusses, God doesn’t use bombs and Guns. So called Christians, Muslims and others make and use bombs and guns do that, and we’re getting pretty cranky about it all. And these fools want us to love them? Allow them into heaven? Well we’re not loving them that much anymore, they are the bad parts of us, so we’re going to open up hell again. On December 25th. Those people have had over two thousand years to get it right and they just keep making it worse. And partly because the spiritual world is kind of risque. We especially like the jokes about those stupid religious nuts and religions. It’s so funny to think that Catholic popes and priests sit around jacking off with all those nuns around. We like to make up jokes about them. Those silly boys. No wonder they make up such weird crap to tell their followers. They are jacking off their microphones. I keep telling women that they have to grab a mans dick if they want him to listen, otherwise the idiot can’t hear her. She has to speak into the damn mic. I wish Barbara Bush knew how to do that, or any sensible woman willing to do that. But I think just the thought of it makes too many women’s stomach churn. I’ll bet that fool couldn’t get a blow job even if he was willing to pay for one.
Anyway, I pulled the removable hard drive out of my computer and went to the park. The park and going to the hot-springs is always a spiritual experience to me, where I communicate with the cosmos in strange ways. Especially since I sold my boat and no longer have it as a retreat. There is a spirituality there that is in some ways mysterious, but leaves signs at times. Like the time I was walking along and noticed at the side the trail that Ms. God had left me a message. Written with small pinecones was WELCOME. Wasn’t that sweet of her? So I gathered up more pinecones and added for her, I LOVE U.
Often my messages come on bumper stickers. Things we need reminders of. I’m sure Ms. God was there in a human form today, her car was plastered with bumper stickers.
Being within
I love trees
Glad to be a free spirit
"God is to big to be in one religion". But let me filter this for you seeing as we are changing how we are trying to get things done here. GOD IS TO BIG FOR ANY RELIGION. No, governments can abolish them, but the people can start wising up and start seeing all the nonsense in them. Most governments are idiots anyway, they are not even doing the things they should do properly because they are controlled by the capitalists. There used to be some decent spirituality around here that was evolving properly, and then the so called Christians came along and started killing them and converting them. We hate what they did to our native soul. And they want us to love them?
Solitude, where at least I’m alone.
Love is the answer, (now what was the question again?)
Not on her car, but…. Thou shalt not kill. And yet they keep killing parts of us. And they want us to love them?
Plant seeds and sing songs
Change how you see, not how you look. Well, the first part of this one is fine, the second part needs some filtering, but I don’t have time to write all that right now. And I get so angry when I think about it, and I start saying fuck. Don’t get me started on this right now.
HAPPY NAKED PAGAN DANCE. Yeah, I like that one, but the Christians thought they where advanced, therefore everyone else was a pagan, a heathen.
Pagan, heathen: A person who does not acknowledge your God. (And why should I? All of that is causing too many problems. Those monkeys that look like humans and pretend to be Christians, well, hey, don’t get me started right now, I don’t have time to address that)
Another bumper sticker, but not on her car. Growing the economy is shrinking the ecosystem. We didn’t meet up today, she wasn’t at the springs when I was there, or we could have shared an interesting talk. And maybe she isn’t the one I would like to live with in human form anyway. Is just a part of Ms. God. The Ms. God I’m looking for puts on a sexy red dress, and we dance as if we are one.
So while sitting in the pool communicating with Ms. God I was telling her that we have to change how we do things. She kept arguing with me. Finely I said "Look you idiot, we have been trying the same thing over and over again for thousands of years, and getting the same stupid results. We have to change how we do things. Those monkeys evolved into so called humans are never going to accept all those religions peacefully, they just keep fighting each other and the spiritual ones amongst them has to keep putting up with all of it." She thought about it for a few minutes and said, "Oh fuck, now I get it, where do we start?"
Well, with monkeys, right here. But it’s going to be a tough journey because so many of them are so brainwashed and don’t recognize it. I tend to fuss about so called Christians a lot because I’m surrounded by them, but another part of me is amongst them telling them that they are wrong. There is only one God, and most of the souls on this planet don’t know me because of all that. And it damn sure makes me cranky because each new part of me that is born is taught something different by idiots. Are you filtering that properly?
God has a gun. I’m tired of these idiots killing me. That cross was a bitch to die on, and then they just threw me in a ditch with others. And wrote stupid things about me rising three days later, and a bunch of other crap. And built a stupid religion around me, I didn’t tell them to do that, the idiots. But one of them (a Christian or Muslims) might be stupid enough to do that again, and the rest of you don’t even want to think about the can of worms that would open. Stupid had better be a good shot, better than me, or shoot me in the back. We brought these people into the world, and we can take them out.
Oh, hey, the Muslim parts of us (when I say us, I mean Mr. & Ms, or Mrs. God), they won’t be getting seventy-two virgins, not the way they treat women. Each of them that are causing problems (I’m not saying all Muslims are bad) for the others, we are going to split each of them into seventy-two souls, and each give each of them seventy-two George Bush’s. We have lots of George Bush’s ready for them. They are so small out here in the cosmos that you can’t even see them. We have lots of room here. A hundred and forty four men stuffed into a small cold dark room trying to stay warm, there is only one thing to do. Snuggle, and we’re going to give them great sexual urges. We are enjoying this at so many levels. And they think hell is fire and brimstone, well, we have redesigned it. We can do that you know, we are God.
Boy, I could make this very long, I had so many thoughts and made so many notes today, but had better try to wrap it up. God should carry a tape recorder, working through a human brain I tend to forget things. There was a very nice young couple at my favorite pool but they were fixing to leave. So I walked up there and we started talking. He was a dark skinned man but I can’t remember what he said he was, part something and part French and something else. They where from out of the area, lots of spiritual here are. I of course talk a lot around good folks so they hung around for a while we talked and shared experiences. I told them about some of my trucking days and the fact that I’ve been in 49 states and about a third of Canada. It sure is stupid how they do some things in this country and move it all around with trucks polluting my planet. Hey, don’t get me started.
I saw them again in the parking lot when I got back to it and gave them my blog address as God is an idiot and forgot to put more cards in his wallet. See Dr. John, you’re not the only fucking idiot on this planet. I don’t have much power here in a human form, but out there in the cosmos, I have power you don’t even want to think about. Unless you like to think about sucking dicks because it is the only thought you will have.
Many of the people in the park are spiritual, that is why they are there, to get away from the so-called humans. People that kill, people that have others kill for them, we are going to have so much fun with them. We are tired of them, and we will put them out there so far away that we won’t have to watch them doing their thing with each other, we sure don’t want to watch it. But we will chuckle when we think about it.
As I was walking back to the parking lot (2.3 miles away for those of you that didn’t read my post on a hot-springs trip explaining all that) three younger men passed me. One spoke to me for a bit, and I gave a friendly reply of course. They were walking faster where I just mosey along with my cosmos and Ms. God. He was from Tacoma, for some reason (don’t ask me how some of these magical mysteries work, many think they have the answers but they don’t. They just type stupid shit and make money selling books. What is to be known about that is still in the future.) he slowed down and started to me while his friends went on ahead. He works at a college, with younger people. Some outreach programs, or something like that. He was a very nice young man. We got to talking about all the problems on this planet.
I explained to him that I am the savoir, and I’m trying to figure out how to do it, as everything I’ve tried in the past hasn’t worked. We talked about a number of things, problems on this planet. Wars, people dying of starvation, bad health care systems, things like that. Boy every time we think about those so called Christians that build mega churches while a woman has to eat her first born to stay alive, we just get so pissed off. And they want us to love them? Well, we do love them, they are a part of us, but we don’t like what they are, so we are going to let them suck dicks for eternity. I don’t have time to explain hell and the devil to others. And I haven’t looked at Sister Mary’s blog yet so I have no idea of what the flow there is, but maybe she would like to do that job for me. I may of course give a few suggestions at times. We love to mess with the bad parts of us. And we will keep doing it until we get rid of that part of us. We don’t like being the ALL that way.
I asked him what the young people he was working with thought of religions in general. Mostly it seems that they are just trying to be spiritual and not have a religion. I like it when I hear that. After we get all those religious nuts in hell maybe we can have some peace here and love can continue on it’s proper evolution path. He was a very nice young man. I gave him my blog address also, so maybe in the future him or that other couple will join us here. BTY, he is spititual also.
So at the pool I stood up to do something, and I glance down at the trail and there is a lady looking at me. I hope that she didn’t mind seeing God naked. Shoot, God still has a pretty decent body for an old fart.
I’ve never told anyone about the powerful dream I had before moving here. And I’m not going to tell you about it now. But I will say this, in the future they won’t be talking about God on this planet. They will know that they are all God, and live accordingly.
And those stupid Catholic’s they took Ms. God out of their religion, except to honor her in stupid ways. The idiots. And something changed in me up there. I don’t know what, but I was sweating, and I never sweat there, those pools are not that hot. But it would be nice if that change was to make me omnipotent. I would reach down and grab Mr. Bush by the neck, bend him over, and dropkick him though the goal posts to his next life. After I shove his bible up his ass.
The spiritual souls on this planet, we are surrounded by idiots. And we are getting tired of it. And if you are reading this, you may be more spiritual than you think. Well, we tried not to swear too much. Remember, we love you out here in the spiritual world, but we are real tired of those other idiots. And you nuns, get some sex for Christ’s sake, what in the hell do you think you are here in physical form for? That is all, love and peace. BBC
Anyway, I pulled the removable hard drive out of my computer and went to the park. The park and going to the hot-springs is always a spiritual experience to me, where I communicate with the cosmos in strange ways. Especially since I sold my boat and no longer have it as a retreat. There is a spirituality there that is in some ways mysterious, but leaves signs at times. Like the time I was walking along and noticed at the side the trail that Ms. God had left me a message. Written with small pinecones was WELCOME. Wasn’t that sweet of her? So I gathered up more pinecones and added for her, I LOVE U.
Often my messages come on bumper stickers. Things we need reminders of. I’m sure Ms. God was there in a human form today, her car was plastered with bumper stickers.
Being within
I love trees
Glad to be a free spirit
"God is to big to be in one religion". But let me filter this for you seeing as we are changing how we are trying to get things done here. GOD IS TO BIG FOR ANY RELIGION. No, governments can abolish them, but the people can start wising up and start seeing all the nonsense in them. Most governments are idiots anyway, they are not even doing the things they should do properly because they are controlled by the capitalists. There used to be some decent spirituality around here that was evolving properly, and then the so called Christians came along and started killing them and converting them. We hate what they did to our native soul. And they want us to love them?
Solitude, where at least I’m alone.
Love is the answer, (now what was the question again?)
Not on her car, but…. Thou shalt not kill. And yet they keep killing parts of us. And they want us to love them?
Plant seeds and sing songs
Change how you see, not how you look. Well, the first part of this one is fine, the second part needs some filtering, but I don’t have time to write all that right now. And I get so angry when I think about it, and I start saying fuck. Don’t get me started on this right now.
HAPPY NAKED PAGAN DANCE. Yeah, I like that one, but the Christians thought they where advanced, therefore everyone else was a pagan, a heathen.
Pagan, heathen: A person who does not acknowledge your God. (And why should I? All of that is causing too many problems. Those monkeys that look like humans and pretend to be Christians, well, hey, don’t get me started right now, I don’t have time to address that)
Another bumper sticker, but not on her car. Growing the economy is shrinking the ecosystem. We didn’t meet up today, she wasn’t at the springs when I was there, or we could have shared an interesting talk. And maybe she isn’t the one I would like to live with in human form anyway. Is just a part of Ms. God. The Ms. God I’m looking for puts on a sexy red dress, and we dance as if we are one.
So while sitting in the pool communicating with Ms. God I was telling her that we have to change how we do things. She kept arguing with me. Finely I said "Look you idiot, we have been trying the same thing over and over again for thousands of years, and getting the same stupid results. We have to change how we do things. Those monkeys evolved into so called humans are never going to accept all those religions peacefully, they just keep fighting each other and the spiritual ones amongst them has to keep putting up with all of it." She thought about it for a few minutes and said, "Oh fuck, now I get it, where do we start?"
Well, with monkeys, right here. But it’s going to be a tough journey because so many of them are so brainwashed and don’t recognize it. I tend to fuss about so called Christians a lot because I’m surrounded by them, but another part of me is amongst them telling them that they are wrong. There is only one God, and most of the souls on this planet don’t know me because of all that. And it damn sure makes me cranky because each new part of me that is born is taught something different by idiots. Are you filtering that properly?
God has a gun. I’m tired of these idiots killing me. That cross was a bitch to die on, and then they just threw me in a ditch with others. And wrote stupid things about me rising three days later, and a bunch of other crap. And built a stupid religion around me, I didn’t tell them to do that, the idiots. But one of them (a Christian or Muslims) might be stupid enough to do that again, and the rest of you don’t even want to think about the can of worms that would open. Stupid had better be a good shot, better than me, or shoot me in the back. We brought these people into the world, and we can take them out.
Oh, hey, the Muslim parts of us (when I say us, I mean Mr. & Ms, or Mrs. God), they won’t be getting seventy-two virgins, not the way they treat women. Each of them that are causing problems (I’m not saying all Muslims are bad) for the others, we are going to split each of them into seventy-two souls, and each give each of them seventy-two George Bush’s. We have lots of George Bush’s ready for them. They are so small out here in the cosmos that you can’t even see them. We have lots of room here. A hundred and forty four men stuffed into a small cold dark room trying to stay warm, there is only one thing to do. Snuggle, and we’re going to give them great sexual urges. We are enjoying this at so many levels. And they think hell is fire and brimstone, well, we have redesigned it. We can do that you know, we are God.
Boy, I could make this very long, I had so many thoughts and made so many notes today, but had better try to wrap it up. God should carry a tape recorder, working through a human brain I tend to forget things. There was a very nice young couple at my favorite pool but they were fixing to leave. So I walked up there and we started talking. He was a dark skinned man but I can’t remember what he said he was, part something and part French and something else. They where from out of the area, lots of spiritual here are. I of course talk a lot around good folks so they hung around for a while we talked and shared experiences. I told them about some of my trucking days and the fact that I’ve been in 49 states and about a third of Canada. It sure is stupid how they do some things in this country and move it all around with trucks polluting my planet. Hey, don’t get me started.
I saw them again in the parking lot when I got back to it and gave them my blog address as God is an idiot and forgot to put more cards in his wallet. See Dr. John, you’re not the only fucking idiot on this planet. I don’t have much power here in a human form, but out there in the cosmos, I have power you don’t even want to think about. Unless you like to think about sucking dicks because it is the only thought you will have.
Many of the people in the park are spiritual, that is why they are there, to get away from the so-called humans. People that kill, people that have others kill for them, we are going to have so much fun with them. We are tired of them, and we will put them out there so far away that we won’t have to watch them doing their thing with each other, we sure don’t want to watch it. But we will chuckle when we think about it.
As I was walking back to the parking lot (2.3 miles away for those of you that didn’t read my post on a hot-springs trip explaining all that) three younger men passed me. One spoke to me for a bit, and I gave a friendly reply of course. They were walking faster where I just mosey along with my cosmos and Ms. God. He was from Tacoma, for some reason (don’t ask me how some of these magical mysteries work, many think they have the answers but they don’t. They just type stupid shit and make money selling books. What is to be known about that is still in the future.) he slowed down and started to me while his friends went on ahead. He works at a college, with younger people. Some outreach programs, or something like that. He was a very nice young man. We got to talking about all the problems on this planet.
I explained to him that I am the savoir, and I’m trying to figure out how to do it, as everything I’ve tried in the past hasn’t worked. We talked about a number of things, problems on this planet. Wars, people dying of starvation, bad health care systems, things like that. Boy every time we think about those so called Christians that build mega churches while a woman has to eat her first born to stay alive, we just get so pissed off. And they want us to love them? Well, we do love them, they are a part of us, but we don’t like what they are, so we are going to let them suck dicks for eternity. I don’t have time to explain hell and the devil to others. And I haven’t looked at Sister Mary’s blog yet so I have no idea of what the flow there is, but maybe she would like to do that job for me. I may of course give a few suggestions at times. We love to mess with the bad parts of us. And we will keep doing it until we get rid of that part of us. We don’t like being the ALL that way.
I asked him what the young people he was working with thought of religions in general. Mostly it seems that they are just trying to be spiritual and not have a religion. I like it when I hear that. After we get all those religious nuts in hell maybe we can have some peace here and love can continue on it’s proper evolution path. He was a very nice young man. I gave him my blog address also, so maybe in the future him or that other couple will join us here. BTY, he is spititual also.
So at the pool I stood up to do something, and I glance down at the trail and there is a lady looking at me. I hope that she didn’t mind seeing God naked. Shoot, God still has a pretty decent body for an old fart.
I’ve never told anyone about the powerful dream I had before moving here. And I’m not going to tell you about it now. But I will say this, in the future they won’t be talking about God on this planet. They will know that they are all God, and live accordingly.
And those stupid Catholic’s they took Ms. God out of their religion, except to honor her in stupid ways. The idiots. And something changed in me up there. I don’t know what, but I was sweating, and I never sweat there, those pools are not that hot. But it would be nice if that change was to make me omnipotent. I would reach down and grab Mr. Bush by the neck, bend him over, and dropkick him though the goal posts to his next life. After I shove his bible up his ass.
The spiritual souls on this planet, we are surrounded by idiots. And we are getting tired of it. And if you are reading this, you may be more spiritual than you think. Well, we tried not to swear too much. Remember, we love you out here in the spiritual world, but we are real tired of those other idiots. And you nuns, get some sex for Christ’s sake, what in the hell do you think you are here in physical form for? That is all, love and peace. BBC
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Sister Mary, I will visit your blog as soon as I can, but I’m a very busy man and I all ready visit so many blogs. Those Catholics sure screwed up not allowing their nuns to get any sex. Who would not love having sex with an angel? What angel would not love having sex with God? Wait, those Catholics are idiots that screw up many women, never mind. Love, BBC
"The best part of me wasn’t even running down my mothers leg yet." That cracks me up on so many levels that I just split a frigging gut every time I think of it.
I tried posting Leonardo Da Vinci’s depiction of Mary Magdalene here, my main squeeze at the time. But Blogger is screwing up as always, many of you have seen it anyway. Close enough, she was very spiritual and we sure had fun getting it on with each other.
These frigging cats, they think they are God, and they love fucking wit me. But I fooled them, I got their got their baby factories fixed. See how God is? Ms. God is such an idiot that she just keeps making things that over populate the planet, and then I have to reduce the numbers. I’ll explain that better some other time. I guess I’m stuck with them, no one seems to want a pretty and loving cat, when they feel like being loving. And I really do enjoy having them around, when they are not thinking they are God and fucking wit me.
Jas called me yesterday morning, he must think I’m the smartest man in the world as every time something stumps him he calls. He is a writer, I’ve talked him into getting a new computer because his has gotten so screwed up that I can’t help him much on the phone anymore. Besides, it’s getting old and he needs a cd burner to back up his files to. I burn mine and put them in a deposit box at the bank, I also send them to a space on the Internet. I’d hate to lose everything if my computer fried. I even save all my emails, 4626 of them last year. There is a very interesting journey in all of this. And hopefully we are only a few years to the end of it so that we can all live in peace once and for all.
The fridge in his RV wasn’t working, just gurgling some. I explained that the first thing he should try is ‘burping’ it, and explained how. Now he must think that I really am the smartest man in the world. I’ve just had a varied and interesting life with a lot of experiences. And I don’t know everything in this mind so I have to find what I need to know in other minds, I get it from another part of me. I am the ALL. And part of me is all screwed up and I don’t like that, I’m going to fix it in a strange and complex way. And humor the intelligent ones here while insulting the stupid ones. Because we all need that entertainment as we put up with this crap of wars, greed, Christians, Muslims, and such stupid things as that.
Anyway, the most important person by far that contributes to this blog is the good Dr. John. Every time that little monkey says something it just awakes so many things in me. I just love that man to pieces, but maybe not so much that I will allow him heaven.
And Doc, it’s no big deal if I can’t convert you, so don’t spend much time thinking about eternity today. It won’t be that wonderful sucking George Bush’s dick. Oh, wait, it’ll be a 69 thing, maybe you will enjoy it. Won’t that be a hoot? You and the devil giving each other blow jobs. That just cracks me up on so many levels.
I’m hiking to the hot-springs today to be at one with my creator, she’s an idiot but I love her anyway. The rest of you be good while I’m gone. Ya hear? Why don’t you all chip in and send Mr. Bush a hooker to keep that little monkey busy for a while? Oh, and send Paris Hilton to the Muslims, she likes interesting and varied sex and I’m sure those idiots can give it to her in ways she hasn’t even thought of. It would make the world a better and safer place.
Tomorrow’s post will be very interesting, to the intelligent ones. BBC
"The best part of me wasn’t even running down my mothers leg yet." That cracks me up on so many levels that I just split a frigging gut every time I think of it.
I tried posting Leonardo Da Vinci’s depiction of Mary Magdalene here, my main squeeze at the time. But Blogger is screwing up as always, many of you have seen it anyway. Close enough, she was very spiritual and we sure had fun getting it on with each other.
These frigging cats, they think they are God, and they love fucking wit me. But I fooled them, I got their got their baby factories fixed. See how God is? Ms. God is such an idiot that she just keeps making things that over populate the planet, and then I have to reduce the numbers. I’ll explain that better some other time. I guess I’m stuck with them, no one seems to want a pretty and loving cat, when they feel like being loving. And I really do enjoy having them around, when they are not thinking they are God and fucking wit me.
Jas called me yesterday morning, he must think I’m the smartest man in the world as every time something stumps him he calls. He is a writer, I’ve talked him into getting a new computer because his has gotten so screwed up that I can’t help him much on the phone anymore. Besides, it’s getting old and he needs a cd burner to back up his files to. I burn mine and put them in a deposit box at the bank, I also send them to a space on the Internet. I’d hate to lose everything if my computer fried. I even save all my emails, 4626 of them last year. There is a very interesting journey in all of this. And hopefully we are only a few years to the end of it so that we can all live in peace once and for all.
The fridge in his RV wasn’t working, just gurgling some. I explained that the first thing he should try is ‘burping’ it, and explained how. Now he must think that I really am the smartest man in the world. I’ve just had a varied and interesting life with a lot of experiences. And I don’t know everything in this mind so I have to find what I need to know in other minds, I get it from another part of me. I am the ALL. And part of me is all screwed up and I don’t like that, I’m going to fix it in a strange and complex way. And humor the intelligent ones here while insulting the stupid ones. Because we all need that entertainment as we put up with this crap of wars, greed, Christians, Muslims, and such stupid things as that.
Anyway, the most important person by far that contributes to this blog is the good Dr. John. Every time that little monkey says something it just awakes so many things in me. I just love that man to pieces, but maybe not so much that I will allow him heaven.
And Doc, it’s no big deal if I can’t convert you, so don’t spend much time thinking about eternity today. It won’t be that wonderful sucking George Bush’s dick. Oh, wait, it’ll be a 69 thing, maybe you will enjoy it. Won’t that be a hoot? You and the devil giving each other blow jobs. That just cracks me up on so many levels.
I’m hiking to the hot-springs today to be at one with my creator, she’s an idiot but I love her anyway. The rest of you be good while I’m gone. Ya hear? Why don’t you all chip in and send Mr. Bush a hooker to keep that little monkey busy for a while? Oh, and send Paris Hilton to the Muslims, she likes interesting and varied sex and I’m sure those idiots can give it to her in ways she hasn’t even thought of. It would make the world a better and safer place.
Tomorrow’s post will be very interesting, to the intelligent ones. BBC
Saturday, September 23, 2006
The Lark Program
This is funny, on sick levels. But it proves my point that there are insanities in Christians and Muslims. Actually, all of us.
THE LARK PROGRAM
A Lady wrote a lot of letters to the White House complaining about the treatment of a captive insurgent (terrorist) being held in Guantanamo Bay.
She received back the following reply:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington , D.C. 20016
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Quada detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay , Cuba .
Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington .
You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care.
Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers.
We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome these character flaws.
Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.
Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually), since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire.
I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka – over time.
Just remember that it is all part of "respecting his culture and his religious beliefs" -- wasn't that how you put it?
Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job. You take good care of Ahmed - and remember, we'll be watching.
Good luck!
Cordially, your friend,
GEORGE W. BUSH
THE LARK PROGRAM
A Lady wrote a lot of letters to the White House complaining about the treatment of a captive insurgent (terrorist) being held in Guantanamo Bay.
She received back the following reply:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington , D.C. 20016
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Quada detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay , Cuba .
Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington .
You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care.
Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers.
We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome these character flaws.
Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.
Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually), since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire.
I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka – over time.
Just remember that it is all part of "respecting his culture and his religious beliefs" -- wasn't that how you put it?
Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job. You take good care of Ahmed - and remember, we'll be watching.
Good luck!
Cordially, your friend,
GEORGE W. BUSH
Mary's apron
Mary was a beautiful woman, inside. She wasn’t bad looking on the outside either. I’m sure she didn’t have an enemy in the whole world. She was Laurel Ann’s mother, and moved here after her husband died.
She lived a basic life and helped many people, there was a constant flow of people to her modest home to visit her and her wonderful hospitality. When she came here I helped her get her place fixed up the way she wanted it, she loved plants and I set up a watering system and such for her. And I fixed things around her home that needed attention, things like that.
She adopted two young men from Kosavo (sp) so that they could stay in the country to go to college. It was a struggle with the court system, raising money, getting all the complicated issues worked through, but she stuck with it.
She wanted to learn to use a computer so I took her to Staples and helped her select one. I set it up and taught her how to do some things on it. She mostly wanted to do email and write on it. I have copy’s of what she wrote, mostly about her life. It sets under my desk now in case I need a backup computer. I took some of her other things and passed them on to folks that needed them.
Mary did so many things for others that I can’t begin to tell you about all of it. I would check on her often and do the little things that needed attention there, and she always kept ice-cream on hand for me.
Mary practiced a Quaker religion for the most part but she did look into other things. Heck, she was a war protester during WW11. The best part of me wasn’t even running down my mothers leg yet. I loved Mary, everyone loved Mary. She was a very intelligent woman, I could tell because she agreed with every thing I said. Just before she died I told her what heaven was and she got it. She died at home peacefully with great grace and dignity surrounded by those that loved her. She wasn’t interested in trying to prolong her life any longer. She figured that she had lived a gifted life and she was ready to go home because her body was used up. I’m like that, I figure that my death will be the next most interesting I do.
I was there one day and bitching some because I wasn’t getting any sex and she said something like "I would like to help you out, but I’m all dried up." Funny, I had never thought of Mary in that way. She didn’t have any problem talking about it though.
Anyway, yesterday I was at Laurel Ann’s and her sister Nancy is visiting her from California and they gave me one of Mary’s aprons. It’s a nice sturdy one like used in cafes, and it’s blue, about my favorite color for clothes. I wore it last night while cooking the friendship dinner, It’s nice reminder of such a beautiful woman.
And no, they don’t think it’s strange that a minister cuss’s there, the few that do, I just tell them to get the fuck over it. Well, I don’t cuss a lot there, I’m like a shadow, cuss if others are, don’t if they don’t. Mostly, but sometimes it’s hard for me to keep my fucking mouth shut. Besides, I’m invisible sometimes, like when I want another fucking beer, the barkeep can’t see me.
We love you Mary, you are always here in our thoughts.
Hey, check out yesterdays comic at http://www.sinfest.net/
A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team! Said the Catholic. That's nothing! said the Baptist. I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team! You both should be ashamed of yourselves! Said the Mormon. I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Indeed, unless the billboards fall
I'll never see a tree at all
After the summer break, our school computer system received some upgrades, including changing from 15 to 19-inch monitors. However, the system still had some bugs. One morning a colleague was using one of the computers when the principal walked by and asked how she liked the new monitor. "It's great," she replied. "The error messages are much clearer."
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom " as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout ... and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother." The little old lady waved and smiled back at him. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine in to someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much?! I only bought 5 items." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things, too."
DO NOT TRUST LITTLE OLD LADIES
The rest of this is heavier shit in case you don’t like to read the heavier shit.
I’m wondering, who is going to write the software that makes it impossible to bring the web down? That makes it self replicating and self healing and destroys anything that tires to stop it from allowing everyone to communicate with anyone on the planet.
I take all comers comments, it’s instant approval on my blog. I don’t care if someone rags on me, I like to tell them what fucking idiots they are.
God hates the bible, the Devil loves it. Think about it.
Jesus was a drunk, He had to drink in order to put up with his world.
The subject at the conversation café meeting next week will be…
"What can be done to improve our governments?"
When George sent me the email telling me that I shot right back with.
Nothing, monkeys are too fucking stupid to know how to build a proper government. :-)
This week it was about the Intelligent Design crap. I didn’t go, I would have been telling those that supported it that they where idiots and pissing them off. In his email George said that scientists can belive in God, my reply to him was….
Of course scientists can believe in God. They have too much respect for the order of the universe not to. But it's not in any Christian way. And the wiser ones see God as an evolution.
And of course they never come to any collective conclusions at those meetings. Sometimes I just get tired of meetings without conclusions. It's simple, if you don't agree with what I (God) says, you're a fucking idiot. :-)
Quote of the day… "Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do the listening." I listen to the cosmos, to Einstein and other great souls from the past, what in the hell do you people listen to? You pick up books written by idiots and read them, that is what you do. No wonder mankind is such a mess. You all need better shit filters.
A stupid email sent to me was telling about a lot of things that had happened in the past. The garden of Eden was in Iraq. Blah, blah, blah. It just went on and on. Who gives a fuck other than a lot of brainwashed people? All those old biblical stories are just a bunch of bullshit and insult my intelligence. During those times they thought they were the only people on the planet, and they fucked with their brains too much.
Have a good day everyone. BBC
She lived a basic life and helped many people, there was a constant flow of people to her modest home to visit her and her wonderful hospitality. When she came here I helped her get her place fixed up the way she wanted it, she loved plants and I set up a watering system and such for her. And I fixed things around her home that needed attention, things like that.
She adopted two young men from Kosavo (sp) so that they could stay in the country to go to college. It was a struggle with the court system, raising money, getting all the complicated issues worked through, but she stuck with it.
She wanted to learn to use a computer so I took her to Staples and helped her select one. I set it up and taught her how to do some things on it. She mostly wanted to do email and write on it. I have copy’s of what she wrote, mostly about her life. It sets under my desk now in case I need a backup computer. I took some of her other things and passed them on to folks that needed them.
Mary did so many things for others that I can’t begin to tell you about all of it. I would check on her often and do the little things that needed attention there, and she always kept ice-cream on hand for me.
Mary practiced a Quaker religion for the most part but she did look into other things. Heck, she was a war protester during WW11. The best part of me wasn’t even running down my mothers leg yet. I loved Mary, everyone loved Mary. She was a very intelligent woman, I could tell because she agreed with every thing I said. Just before she died I told her what heaven was and she got it. She died at home peacefully with great grace and dignity surrounded by those that loved her. She wasn’t interested in trying to prolong her life any longer. She figured that she had lived a gifted life and she was ready to go home because her body was used up. I’m like that, I figure that my death will be the next most interesting I do.
I was there one day and bitching some because I wasn’t getting any sex and she said something like "I would like to help you out, but I’m all dried up." Funny, I had never thought of Mary in that way. She didn’t have any problem talking about it though.
Anyway, yesterday I was at Laurel Ann’s and her sister Nancy is visiting her from California and they gave me one of Mary’s aprons. It’s a nice sturdy one like used in cafes, and it’s blue, about my favorite color for clothes. I wore it last night while cooking the friendship dinner, It’s nice reminder of such a beautiful woman.
And no, they don’t think it’s strange that a minister cuss’s there, the few that do, I just tell them to get the fuck over it. Well, I don’t cuss a lot there, I’m like a shadow, cuss if others are, don’t if they don’t. Mostly, but sometimes it’s hard for me to keep my fucking mouth shut. Besides, I’m invisible sometimes, like when I want another fucking beer, the barkeep can’t see me.
We love you Mary, you are always here in our thoughts.
Hey, check out yesterdays comic at http://www.sinfest.net/
A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team! Said the Catholic. That's nothing! said the Baptist. I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team! You both should be ashamed of yourselves! Said the Mormon. I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Indeed, unless the billboards fall
I'll never see a tree at all
After the summer break, our school computer system received some upgrades, including changing from 15 to 19-inch monitors. However, the system still had some bugs. One morning a colleague was using one of the computers when the principal walked by and asked how she liked the new monitor. "It's great," she replied. "The error messages are much clearer."
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom " as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout ... and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother." The little old lady waved and smiled back at him. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine in to someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much?! I only bought 5 items." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things, too."
DO NOT TRUST LITTLE OLD LADIES
The rest of this is heavier shit in case you don’t like to read the heavier shit.
I’m wondering, who is going to write the software that makes it impossible to bring the web down? That makes it self replicating and self healing and destroys anything that tires to stop it from allowing everyone to communicate with anyone on the planet.
I take all comers comments, it’s instant approval on my blog. I don’t care if someone rags on me, I like to tell them what fucking idiots they are.
God hates the bible, the Devil loves it. Think about it.
Jesus was a drunk, He had to drink in order to put up with his world.
The subject at the conversation café meeting next week will be…
"What can be done to improve our governments?"
When George sent me the email telling me that I shot right back with.
Nothing, monkeys are too fucking stupid to know how to build a proper government. :-)
This week it was about the Intelligent Design crap. I didn’t go, I would have been telling those that supported it that they where idiots and pissing them off. In his email George said that scientists can belive in God, my reply to him was….
Of course scientists can believe in God. They have too much respect for the order of the universe not to. But it's not in any Christian way. And the wiser ones see God as an evolution.
And of course they never come to any collective conclusions at those meetings. Sometimes I just get tired of meetings without conclusions. It's simple, if you don't agree with what I (God) says, you're a fucking idiot. :-)
Quote of the day… "Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do the listening." I listen to the cosmos, to Einstein and other great souls from the past, what in the hell do you people listen to? You pick up books written by idiots and read them, that is what you do. No wonder mankind is such a mess. You all need better shit filters.
A stupid email sent to me was telling about a lot of things that had happened in the past. The garden of Eden was in Iraq. Blah, blah, blah. It just went on and on. Who gives a fuck other than a lot of brainwashed people? All those old biblical stories are just a bunch of bullshit and insult my intelligence. During those times they thought they were the only people on the planet, and they fucked with their brains too much.
Have a good day everyone. BBC
Friday, September 22, 2006
Just stuff
Cuz we are cultured and all that shit.
Someone suggested I read the Koran. No I’m not going to read the Koran, trying to read the bible was insulting enough. The Koran would just piss me off and I would tear it to shreds, like I did the bible.
Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull, Some have weird names , and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
Pussy is a powerful thing. I remember the first time pussy got in the way of my family.
Bumper sticker…. My dictator can whip your dictator. …. See how stupid this world is?
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/bloomcounty
I’ll bet this one will be over most folks heads.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/doonesbury
It never ends does it? And it’s all defective.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/foxtrot
Right on.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/nonsequitur
My father was an idiot, but I don’t think he was really my father anyway, and I’m thankful for that.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/pearlsbeforeswine
Ha, ha, ha.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/wizardofid
Hi Doc, I know that you are still lurking here, I kind of get into your head don’t I? :-)
Hey friends, when the net and blog sites are fucking up I want to remind you of something. Copy the text you wrote in case it screws up. Then all you have to do is paste it again on the next try.
It’s going to be a busy day for me, I have to work over in the next town for a while, and then get back over here at three to cook dinner for a hundred people, then I will want a drink or two, so may not make a post this evening.
Your head hurts? No shit? It's hard to un-brainwash yourself, of course it will make your head hurt. But keep looking for humor also, it helps balance it out. Hugs. BBC
Someone suggested I read the Koran. No I’m not going to read the Koran, trying to read the bible was insulting enough. The Koran would just piss me off and I would tear it to shreds, like I did the bible.
Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull, Some have weird names , and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
Pussy is a powerful thing. I remember the first time pussy got in the way of my family.
Bumper sticker…. My dictator can whip your dictator. …. See how stupid this world is?
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/bloomcounty
I’ll bet this one will be over most folks heads.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/doonesbury
It never ends does it? And it’s all defective.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/foxtrot
Right on.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/nonsequitur
My father was an idiot, but I don’t think he was really my father anyway, and I’m thankful for that.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/pearlsbeforeswine
Ha, ha, ha.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/wizardofid
Hi Doc, I know that you are still lurking here, I kind of get into your head don’t I? :-)
Hey friends, when the net and blog sites are fucking up I want to remind you of something. Copy the text you wrote in case it screws up. Then all you have to do is paste it again on the next try.
It’s going to be a busy day for me, I have to work over in the next town for a while, and then get back over here at three to cook dinner for a hundred people, then I will want a drink or two, so may not make a post this evening.
Your head hurts? No shit? It's hard to un-brainwash yourself, of course it will make your head hurt. But keep looking for humor also, it helps balance it out. Hugs. BBC
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Well Lusty
Nick, those voices in your head is the cosmos trying to communicate with you. But there are many voices and some of them are the wrong ones, that is why you need a really good filter. You said, "Abolish Religion? One Religion? No, No, NO!" Well, you are not filtering that right my friend. But it’s a typical UU statement. The problem is that they still have to live with all that they support, now just how smart is that? Those UU folks are just a bunch of lost sheep and are part of the problem, not part of the solution. You can’t keep trying the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. It’s just not working.
Lusty…. "But, why do you have to keep bringing god into it? Why can't it just be humankind?" Because it isn’t going to go away, that is why. This isn’t Star Treck, where they seldom bring that up. It’s a journey, it’s not like a light bulb suddenly comes on and you suddenly understand it all, what with all the nonsense they have told you on this planet. And something you haven’t thought about is the fact that there are people reading this blog that are understanding this and it makes sense to them. They’re not leaving comments, they are not trying to teach me anything, but they are getting it, filtering it, and compiling a book. They are also lurking on and filtering other sites, maybe even yours. And I’m sure they get some interesting insights from some of the comments left here. Think about it, we’re getting a pretty darn interesting and honest look at the human mind here.
Look, if you are living reasonably basic, not harming the earth anymore than you have to, have healthy attitudes about sex. Maybe doing a little volunteer work, giving a little money to charity, things like that, you are there. One of the best parts of God/Goddess, you just don’t think of it in those terms, but that is the point God has evolved to so far. And there is no simple way to explain it. You know though that there isn’t an entity, a being, out there. I’ll say it as simply as I can. ‘God’ is a higher collective consciousness, thoughts, that’s why you will never see a God out there, you can’t see thoughts, unless you type them of course. And God collectively is such a mess that a lot of those thoughts are wrong. And in books like the bibles. As for understanding Mother Nature and that part of Goddess or Mrs. God, we’ll just have to wait until the scientists figure it out and explain it to us.
Lets back up a little. I said that they are compiling a book. I say they, because I have reason to believe it is more than just one person. These people are some of the keenest minds, shit filters, on the planet. They get it when I talk about things like how and what creation is, that it is a sexual energy, they just haven’t figured out how to prove it scientifically yet. And when they get that book done it will be so well thought out, so rational, backed up with scientific evidence, and convincing that it will help start changing the world for the better. What they can’t prove with science they will present so rationally that it will make sense to everyone. I don’t know who they are, they don’t want to be known, and that makes sense to me, but I know that they are here. It will blow holes in all the religious myths so that sooner or later Christianity, Islam, Judaism, and all that other nonsense goes away and people will stop reading those old books. And they will be saying that in respect to this planet that humans are in fact God, and here is the proof.
They’re not writing it because they care about making money off of it. It’s being written because they care. Because they see and understand their omnipresence and they are tired of always being here on such a violent planet. We can’t do much about controlling nature at this point in time, that is in the future. But we have to stop all this stupid violence and the idiots that think guns and bombs are the answer to everything.
At one time I thought that Scott Adams could write such a book, it needs to be written by someone (or someone’s) with credibility and is well known, but I’ve changed my mind. Scott wrote two interesting books, but as he stated, they are just mental masturbation. Scott is a pretty intelligent man, for a coffee filter. But I’m not sure he is intelligent enough to write such a book. I’m sure that he is a great guy, I like him. But he spends to much time jet setting around playing, whacking off in hotel rooms, being self important, doing his mental masturbating, and things like that to write such a book. BTW, Scott, if that used airplane fails you won’t need a coat, problem solved. I don’t fly anymore, never did like to. Falling thirteen thousand feet thinking "Oh man, that fucking impact is going to fuck up my whole day." That just doesn’t work for me. It’s spooky enough driving around amongst monkeys that are multitasking and playing with themselves, or their mates. But at least I’m on the ground.
Maybe Brown could, I thought he did a pretty good job with The De Vinci Code, the parts I was interested in anyway, and the rest was very good entertainment. One of the most interesting parts were when the lady caught her Grandfather making love to a lady. Someone gets spiritual sex. But I don’t know about others watching them. That’s not something I think I would be comfortable with. But it is a kinky world in ways, and if spiritual people want to make love while others watch, I guess it’s okay with me. But I think they should put it on a pay to view channel so they can use the income to help feed starving people. Hell, people pay to watch Mr. Stud Buck sex Ms. Hot Trout. (No, I didn’t misspell that) I wouldn’t get cable installed and pay for it to watch that, but I might buy a DVD. Hey, that reminds me of a great Adam and Eve joke. :-) The movie was okay, but the book was better.
The word God isn’t ever going to go away people. It’s been around for thousands of years and is the most thought of and said word on the planet after I. And they are both the same thing. I-God. God-I. I’m God, go look in a mirror and say "I’m God, and I’m (collectively) growing up to slowly". Fuck is running a close third. Even people that don’t say it thinks it. And guess what? I’m okay with it so stop making it sound like such a dirty word. God is always cussing at the fucking idiots on this planet.
I hear that in the news someone is saying that Mr. Bush is the Devil, I’ve even as much as said it. I suppose now that someone will be trying to figure out how to kill him instead of converting him. Ah, the Devil, I know all about that son of a bitch. I’m the Devil, chew on that for a while and see if you can make sense out of it, ‘they’ get it. I got to writing all this so I still have the talk with Spock on the back burner, it’s simmering.
Bumper sticker… Your flag won’t get you into Heaven anymore. John Prime. Actually, it is also a song. Like those Christians even know what Heaven is.
Well ya can’t have all this heavy stuff, even though I did get some humor in there, without me closing with some humor.
Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them.
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode
I type at the blazing speed of 25-30 words a minute, pretty damn good for one finger won’t you think? LOL. Sweet dreams everyone. Remember, it’s a journey.. BBC
Lusty…. "But, why do you have to keep bringing god into it? Why can't it just be humankind?" Because it isn’t going to go away, that is why. This isn’t Star Treck, where they seldom bring that up. It’s a journey, it’s not like a light bulb suddenly comes on and you suddenly understand it all, what with all the nonsense they have told you on this planet. And something you haven’t thought about is the fact that there are people reading this blog that are understanding this and it makes sense to them. They’re not leaving comments, they are not trying to teach me anything, but they are getting it, filtering it, and compiling a book. They are also lurking on and filtering other sites, maybe even yours. And I’m sure they get some interesting insights from some of the comments left here. Think about it, we’re getting a pretty darn interesting and honest look at the human mind here.
Look, if you are living reasonably basic, not harming the earth anymore than you have to, have healthy attitudes about sex. Maybe doing a little volunteer work, giving a little money to charity, things like that, you are there. One of the best parts of God/Goddess, you just don’t think of it in those terms, but that is the point God has evolved to so far. And there is no simple way to explain it. You know though that there isn’t an entity, a being, out there. I’ll say it as simply as I can. ‘God’ is a higher collective consciousness, thoughts, that’s why you will never see a God out there, you can’t see thoughts, unless you type them of course. And God collectively is such a mess that a lot of those thoughts are wrong. And in books like the bibles. As for understanding Mother Nature and that part of Goddess or Mrs. God, we’ll just have to wait until the scientists figure it out and explain it to us.
Lets back up a little. I said that they are compiling a book. I say they, because I have reason to believe it is more than just one person. These people are some of the keenest minds, shit filters, on the planet. They get it when I talk about things like how and what creation is, that it is a sexual energy, they just haven’t figured out how to prove it scientifically yet. And when they get that book done it will be so well thought out, so rational, backed up with scientific evidence, and convincing that it will help start changing the world for the better. What they can’t prove with science they will present so rationally that it will make sense to everyone. I don’t know who they are, they don’t want to be known, and that makes sense to me, but I know that they are here. It will blow holes in all the religious myths so that sooner or later Christianity, Islam, Judaism, and all that other nonsense goes away and people will stop reading those old books. And they will be saying that in respect to this planet that humans are in fact God, and here is the proof.
They’re not writing it because they care about making money off of it. It’s being written because they care. Because they see and understand their omnipresence and they are tired of always being here on such a violent planet. We can’t do much about controlling nature at this point in time, that is in the future. But we have to stop all this stupid violence and the idiots that think guns and bombs are the answer to everything.
At one time I thought that Scott Adams could write such a book, it needs to be written by someone (or someone’s) with credibility and is well known, but I’ve changed my mind. Scott wrote two interesting books, but as he stated, they are just mental masturbation. Scott is a pretty intelligent man, for a coffee filter. But I’m not sure he is intelligent enough to write such a book. I’m sure that he is a great guy, I like him. But he spends to much time jet setting around playing, whacking off in hotel rooms, being self important, doing his mental masturbating, and things like that to write such a book. BTW, Scott, if that used airplane fails you won’t need a coat, problem solved. I don’t fly anymore, never did like to. Falling thirteen thousand feet thinking "Oh man, that fucking impact is going to fuck up my whole day." That just doesn’t work for me. It’s spooky enough driving around amongst monkeys that are multitasking and playing with themselves, or their mates. But at least I’m on the ground.
Maybe Brown could, I thought he did a pretty good job with The De Vinci Code, the parts I was interested in anyway, and the rest was very good entertainment. One of the most interesting parts were when the lady caught her Grandfather making love to a lady. Someone gets spiritual sex. But I don’t know about others watching them. That’s not something I think I would be comfortable with. But it is a kinky world in ways, and if spiritual people want to make love while others watch, I guess it’s okay with me. But I think they should put it on a pay to view channel so they can use the income to help feed starving people. Hell, people pay to watch Mr. Stud Buck sex Ms. Hot Trout. (No, I didn’t misspell that) I wouldn’t get cable installed and pay for it to watch that, but I might buy a DVD. Hey, that reminds me of a great Adam and Eve joke. :-) The movie was okay, but the book was better.
The word God isn’t ever going to go away people. It’s been around for thousands of years and is the most thought of and said word on the planet after I. And they are both the same thing. I-God. God-I. I’m God, go look in a mirror and say "I’m God, and I’m (collectively) growing up to slowly". Fuck is running a close third. Even people that don’t say it thinks it. And guess what? I’m okay with it so stop making it sound like such a dirty word. God is always cussing at the fucking idiots on this planet.
I hear that in the news someone is saying that Mr. Bush is the Devil, I’ve even as much as said it. I suppose now that someone will be trying to figure out how to kill him instead of converting him. Ah, the Devil, I know all about that son of a bitch. I’m the Devil, chew on that for a while and see if you can make sense out of it, ‘they’ get it. I got to writing all this so I still have the talk with Spock on the back burner, it’s simmering.
Bumper sticker… Your flag won’t get you into Heaven anymore. John Prime. Actually, it is also a song. Like those Christians even know what Heaven is.
Well ya can’t have all this heavy stuff, even though I did get some humor in there, without me closing with some humor.
Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them.
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode
I type at the blazing speed of 25-30 words a minute, pretty damn good for one finger won’t you think? LOL. Sweet dreams everyone. Remember, it’s a journey.. BBC
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So Spock and I started talking yesterday, and then we got so depressed about how the world is that we started drinking and got so fucking drunk that we where babbling. No point in typing babble, by that point I couldn’t fucking type anyway.
But we where delighted to discover that both of us where God. That was logical to him. And then George Bush dropped by and said that he was doing God’s work, and that was so fucking funny to us on so many levels that we got to laughing so fucking hard that that the anti-christ would think that we where stupid enough to fall for that shit that he got pissed off and went away to jack-off. Or sign papers for approval of another bomb factory, the fucking idiot. Well, what can I expect of someone that looks like Alfred E. Newman. With ears like that you would think that the fucking idiot could at least hear the rest of us. Fucking idiot.
Mimus Pauly …. A Muslim Hooters sect would surely have beer my friend.
Lusty… I’m full of shit? I babble on? I’ll bet that years before you ever knew me that at one point in your life you said "God is full of shit" You got that right baby, God is a fucking idiot, that is how evolution works, but he is fun to party with. You said "I try not to dwell on the state of the world or the invisible God". I didn’t for my first fifty years, figured that God was a bunch of hooey and an idiot. Churches insulted me every time I tried going to them. Then one day I looked in the mirror and there the little idiot was.
Minou … Yeah, they do know that you are God, but they still like to fuck wit you don’t they? Because they also are God.
Spock will drop by again this evening, and if the babbling Bush doesn’t drop in, and we don’t drink to much maybe I can type out the talk.
Dear Dr. John. If you picked up a book and it insulted you I’m guessing that you would put it down and not read it. I know that is why I’ve never been able to read the bible. If you came upon a website you didn’t like, you would not go there again. If you came upon a porn site or blog you would not…. Wait, never mind. Yet you keep coming back to my blog that insults you. Why? Because I have just proved that you are about as intelligent as a gnat in doing so.
Intelligent people do not go to places that constantly offends them. Hell, not even stupid people do that. Your intelligence is an illusion you are allowing yourself, possibly the result of some stupid college degree. You should have went to a trade school. Would you like me to sing "I’m licking my balls" for you? (Snort, snort, snort) I haven’t wrote it yet, but I would be more than happy to if you would like to hear it. (multiple snorts, oh hell, this is just too much fun, God is going to die laughing) Doc, you are such a silly and entertaining boy.
But it’s people like you that keeps this world fucked up. Why don’t you just wise up and get over yourself before we all start laughing at you? I love you because you are a part of me, but you’re still a fool. And I pretty much have given up on talking to coffee filters these days. I just call them what they are, idiots. If you don’t like God telling you that you are an idiot, maybe you should stop being an idiot? Go look in a mirror doc, and start un-brainwashing yourself with all the bullshit your stupid mentors and teachers handed you.
It’s a journey people, takes time to sort it out and fix what your ancestors did to themselves that put the insanity in mankind. I’m still working on some of it. Have a good day everyone.
Love and Peace. BBC
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But we where delighted to discover that both of us where God. That was logical to him. And then George Bush dropped by and said that he was doing God’s work, and that was so fucking funny to us on so many levels that we got to laughing so fucking hard that that the anti-christ would think that we where stupid enough to fall for that shit that he got pissed off and went away to jack-off. Or sign papers for approval of another bomb factory, the fucking idiot. Well, what can I expect of someone that looks like Alfred E. Newman. With ears like that you would think that the fucking idiot could at least hear the rest of us. Fucking idiot.
Mimus Pauly …. A Muslim Hooters sect would surely have beer my friend.
Lusty… I’m full of shit? I babble on? I’ll bet that years before you ever knew me that at one point in your life you said "God is full of shit" You got that right baby, God is a fucking idiot, that is how evolution works, but he is fun to party with. You said "I try not to dwell on the state of the world or the invisible God". I didn’t for my first fifty years, figured that God was a bunch of hooey and an idiot. Churches insulted me every time I tried going to them. Then one day I looked in the mirror and there the little idiot was.
Minou … Yeah, they do know that you are God, but they still like to fuck wit you don’t they? Because they also are God.
Spock will drop by again this evening, and if the babbling Bush doesn’t drop in, and we don’t drink to much maybe I can type out the talk.
Dear Dr. John. If you picked up a book and it insulted you I’m guessing that you would put it down and not read it. I know that is why I’ve never been able to read the bible. If you came upon a website you didn’t like, you would not go there again. If you came upon a porn site or blog you would not…. Wait, never mind. Yet you keep coming back to my blog that insults you. Why? Because I have just proved that you are about as intelligent as a gnat in doing so.
Intelligent people do not go to places that constantly offends them. Hell, not even stupid people do that. Your intelligence is an illusion you are allowing yourself, possibly the result of some stupid college degree. You should have went to a trade school. Would you like me to sing "I’m licking my balls" for you? (Snort, snort, snort) I haven’t wrote it yet, but I would be more than happy to if you would like to hear it. (multiple snorts, oh hell, this is just too much fun, God is going to die laughing) Doc, you are such a silly and entertaining boy.
But it’s people like you that keeps this world fucked up. Why don’t you just wise up and get over yourself before we all start laughing at you? I love you because you are a part of me, but you’re still a fool. And I pretty much have given up on talking to coffee filters these days. I just call them what they are, idiots. If you don’t like God telling you that you are an idiot, maybe you should stop being an idiot? Go look in a mirror doc, and start un-brainwashing yourself with all the bullshit your stupid mentors and teachers handed you.
It’s a journey people, takes time to sort it out and fix what your ancestors did to themselves that put the insanity in mankind. I’m still working on some of it. Have a good day everyone.
Love and Peace. BBC
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/bloomcounty
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/bloomcounty
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