Peoples of the world

Ha, ha, ha, why do monkeys have two hands?
Monkeys and 9/11
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I’ll be speaking for two at times, being as I know Ms. God better than anyone on this planet.
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We are tired of you monkeys teaching your children stupid monkey shit and raising them improperly, and brainwashing your women. Shut the fuck up, or we will kill you. The rest of you will not be human beings until you evolve more and tell the fucking monkeys to shut the fuck up. Human’s are spiritual, and peaceful, extensions of us. Stupid fucking monkeys.
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For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son…… Shut the fuck up you idiot monkeys, you are all the sons and daughters of God. You don’t know what in the fuck you are talking about, it’s just monkey shit coming out of your mouths. Of course we love the world, a lot more than we are loving you fucking monkeys right now. And if you don’t start shaping up…… We will kill you. We are tired of you fucking things up for the peaceful souls here. Fucking warring idiots, you want to see a war you can’t win? It’s coming soon to your front yard if you don’t stop fucking around. This is your last chance, we are tired of your shit. You want to see the Second Coming? Well, you can make it ugly, or you can make it loving. Don’t fuck up this time you fools, we will kill you.
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We are assuming that there are other peaceful and loving souls lurking here, extensions of us that will translate this message into other languages and get this message to them, working through the brain of one man, he can only do so much. He has been through many difficult struggles, leave him the fuck alone, or we will kill you. All he wants to do is live in peace on a beautiful and peaceful planet.
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One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby. They arrived and Dubya's friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup.
The waiter brought the bowls and George looked at the soup suspiciously, but his friend urged him to try at least one taste. So he took a bite of matzo ball and slurped some soup and clearly liked it.
After Dubya was finished he said, "Mmm mmm, that was good! But tell me, do you Jewish folks eat other parts of the matzo, or just the balls?"
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We are sick and tired of hearing the monkey shit coming out of the mouths blaming Clinton for 9/11. Shut the fuck up, you idiots. Stop pointing fingers and trying to put the blame on others. Clinton is a good monkey and was a good president, and if he didn’t get enough clues, or did something wrong, so what, all presidents screw up some. Shit happens, so just shut the fuck up. Fix the problems on this planet and stop the monkey shit coming out of your mouths, we are tired of hearing it.
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And knock it off about a few blow jobs, you just hurt a good man, and are saying stupid monkey shit about it. A few blow jobs wasn’t taking up enough time for him to not pay attention to his job. If anything, they made him more efficient. We are worried about the bigger problems on this planet, if a president is sexing a female on a White House couch so what, it is just a couple of hairless monkeys fucking, just don’t stain the couch. And if Bush is having sex on that couch, it’s an extra stupid monkey because there is so much monkey shit in his brain. Christian my ass, he wouldn’t recognize Christ if he walked up and kicked his little monkey ass. He is so fucking stupid that he would probably shoot him, or lock him up in a secret place. There are many spirits of Christ on this planet, and they are starting to awaken. Doing away with one body wouldn’t do any good. Stupid fucking monkey idiots.
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And the media has to stop the monkey shit coming out of their mouths about the sex lives of presidents. It isn’t anyone’s business what a president is doing with his sex life, we don’t care if he is going to a whorehouse, talking about it causes problems. Shut the fuck up you idiots. Look at your own lives and what you have done before you start pointing fingers. Fucking idiots, they weren’t doing a lot of fussing when Kennedy was having all his fun, and that is how it should be now. Shut the fuck up about the morals of others, that is for us to deal with. Of course Kennedy did things with women that didn’t have big monkey mouths.
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It was all the monkey shit about a few blow jobs and him having to deal with that if he wasn’t able to be more effective after it came out. Shut the fuck up you idiots, you caused some of the problems. And if a future president gets tagged doing something we hope that he/she just owns up to it, and says "My sex life isn’t any of your fucking business, so just shut the fuck up before I kick your little monkey ass." We will deal with the moral issues, so just shut the fuck up, you’re idiots.
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A tribe of stupid monkeys planned an event, and managed to keep it secret enough that the other stupid tribe of monkeys didn’t see it coming. Case closed, its history, just shut the fuck up. Fix the problems that caused it and stop all the monkey shit flowing around about it. That is just a waste of everyone’s energies.
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And stop the monkey shit flowing around that the current administration knew of it, and trying to blame it. You don’t know what you are fucking talking about, shut the fuck up!!!!! Bush is stupid, but not so stupid that he would allow someone to do that. Shut the fuck up, you are just a bunch of stupid fucking monkeys. You fucking monkeys doing your mental masturbating and spreading your monkey shit around are idiots. Stop all the finger pointing and blaming, bad things are happening because you are fucking idiots with insanities in you because of your monkey ancestors. A planet of sane people would not be fighting each other. You have to fix your brains before all this can stop, or be destroyed, we are tired of this shit, we are here to experience peace and love on this beautiful planet, and you brain diseased monkeys are just keep making things worse, you are hurting our evolution. Knock it the fuck off.
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And shut the fuck up about God, you don’t know what we are, or you would all be in agreement, you would be loving and peaceful. We have been trying to tell you for thousands of years, but there is so much monkey shit on the trail that you’re not getting it. Shut the fuck up!!! If you go to places of worship anywhere on this planet, just go there to be with others and honor them. And sing happy earthly and nature songs, and do happy dances. And try to love and hug and support each other. But don’t listen to the monkey shit. Don’t talk about God, you fucking monkeys don’t know what you are fucking talking about, those religions you have on this planet are just monkey shit. We will tell you again when you are willing to listen.
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It was a beautiful evening yesterday, warm for this time of year. I went out and shut the gate, Helen was sitting out on her step. She said that she thought the fawn was over by her apple trees so I went to check. Sure enough, it was, so I opened the gate again for a while. It was still there as darkness fell so I shut the gate again. It is safer in our yards than it is out there anyway. We fear that one day some monkey brained idiot will shoot if for the sport of it. For food if their numbers get to great, fine, that is what they are here for. But for the sport of it, we will kill you. We will take your ‘trophy’ and shove it up your ass before we cut your dick off and shove it in your mouth.
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What's Politics?
Son; "Dad. I have to do a special report at school. Can I ask you a question?"
Dad: "sure son, what's the question?"
Son: "What, is Politics?"
Dad, lets take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me MANAGEMENT. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her GOVERNMENT. We take care of you and your needs, so let's call you the PEOPLE. We'll call the maid the WORKING CLASS and your baby brother the FUTURE. Do you understand?"
Son, "I’m not really sure dad, I'll have to think about it. That night the boy was awakened by his baby brother's crying so the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the son went to his parent's room and found mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid's room, where peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.
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Son: "Dad, now I think I understand POLITICS. Dad: "That’s great son, explain it to me in your own words," Son: "Well Dad, while MANAGEMENT is screwing the WORKING CLASS, the GOVERNMENT is fast asleep, the PEOPLE are being completely ignored, and the FUTURE is full of shit. (Right, monkey shit)
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When you got brains you them out and played with them, then you would take your balls out and play with them. You are nothing but a bunch of stupid motherfuckers. Shut the fuck up you idiots!!! And stop brainwashing yourselves and your women, you are fucking idiots. And don’t go to a shrink, they are fucking idiots that think they know something that you don’t They are just as stupid as you are. And they get rich putting more monkey shit in your brains and making you even bigger idiots. But they don’t, they are just more stupid motherfucking monkeys fucking you up even more. Most of what you need to know about yourselves is in "I’m Okay, You’re Okay". But you are not okay, you are a bunch of fucking idiot monkeys playing with your balls and fucking up your women. Just shut the fuck up and keep learning more about yourselves. Fucking idiots. Business psychology books are bullshit, mental monkey masturbating. All you need to do is love and treat each other right, it’s that simple. Writhing and reading more of those books will just make you more stupid, you will be really stupid monkeys. Write and read books that teach others how to fix, build, and do things. Don’t write them to try to fix your brains, you are idiots making yourselves more stupid. There is better psychology in some comics than in those stupid fucking books. When we try to read one it insults us. Write and read humor, songs. But just shut the fuck up about your brains, you are stupid. You think you are intelligent, but if you where there wouldn’t be all these wars. You are stupid fucking monkeys doing stupid fucking things and shitting all over the place. Fucking idiots. Stop fucking with the more spiritual humans, or we will kill you.
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And you Buddhists, shut the fuck up. You are just idiots that think you know to think. And you keep spreading more monkey shit round while you also use and kill each other. Fucking idiots.
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The only good thing in you is our spirit, but you keep fucking it up. Stop it, or we will kill you. We made you, and we can take you out. We will tell you what you are, and what you are supposed to be doing, or we will kill you so that the peaceful souls here can live in love and peace. You fucking monkeys are really pissing us off. Fucking idiots. Knock that shit off, George, or we will kill you. You are not a Christian, you are not doing my work, you are doing everything I told you not to do, you are a fucking selfish greedy idiot.
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9/11 was just wars between monkeys, capitalism and greed, but you fucked up going to Iraq because they had nothing to do with it. We love you, but we are going to kill you because you are so stupid and we are tired of your shit. And if you think you can see it coming and stop it you are wrong, you can’t see past your dick. We will cut it off so that you can see farther. Put some seasoning on it so that it tastes better, it will be there for a long time. Eternity is a long time. Bring us peace without war you little motherfucker, or we will kill you. Pull your military out of Iraq and let them tell you what help they need. They need help and hugs you fucking idiot. They don’t need you telling them how to build another Roman empire based on your stupid so called democracy that you took spirituality out of.You Muslims, you are as bad as the Christians, we will kill you also. We may as well, you just keep killing each other anyway, fucking idiots. If you had a religion it would only be one, instead of different sects, you are fucking idiots and you are causing problems for the good souls amongst you. Knock it off or we will let them kill you.
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A so-called Christian, a nice but lost monkey, but full of monkey shit, told me that he only fished catch and release. So are we to assume that he likes to torture fish? Catch the ones you need to eat of course, that is what they are here for. Enjoy nature, but don’t fuck with it. Sit on the edge on a pond and watch them swim around, do not go putting hooks in them and fucking with them and their souls because their souls are also ours. How would you like someone fishing for you just for the sport of it? Ah, we just got to wars didn’t we? To the stupid fucking monkeys fishing for each other. Did a light just go on in your mind? You didn’t know that Billy managed to get out there through dark tunnels and over pits of insanity, and visit Einstein, and other great souls out there, and learned what they have leaned to this point since their mortal bodies died. You don’t know Billy and his journey, and you don’t know God. So just shut the fuck up, because you are all a bunch of fucking idiots, or you would all come to the same collective conclusion and be in agreement with it instead of trying to honor everything and all the problems that creates. We are surrounded by fucking monkey idiots on this planet. It says so right on our coffee cup. "I’m surrounded by fuckin’ idiots". A bunch of stupid fucking monkeys doing a lot of stupid fucking things, and took us out of their souls. Grow up, or we will kill you.
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But manage those fish properly and don’t over fish them just because you commercial fishermen want more money, find something else to do. Life on this planet isn’t about more money, you just do the wrong things with it anyway, you build fancy places of worship while thirty thousand souls a day die of starvation. Don’t tell us that you are Christians and Muslims, do you think we are stupid? You are just a bunch of monkeys fucking around, and fucking things up for peaceful souls.
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You where told to care for of the planet, love it, but you keep over populating it when listening to the idiot capitalists monkeys with the monkey shit coming out of their mouths saying that the economies have to keep growing. Or saying that God said to make more of you, that was only true thousands of years ago. You don’t know what you are talking about, you are fucking idiots. No the capitalists don’t need to keep things growing, that is so stupid on so many levels, it’s just monkey shit. Control your populations, or we will kill you. There is plenty of money, it is just an energy that flows around, and the greedy ones have too much of it, giving you the monkey shit that they deserve it because they are smarter or more special and deserve more of it. Things that get too needy in nature get killed.
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We know a monkey that goes to church and has more than enough money and an expensive SUV, and then sits in meetings and bitches that we need to lower the minimum wage so that she can get cheaper help for her business. Do you call that a Christian? We will send her soul to hell. And they call themselves human? Why should we give her heaven? We have the power out here to do what we like, we are in control out here, and we don’t listen to the monkey shit here. We could go on and on with these examples all over the world.
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And you peaceful souls are not speaking up enough. Sitting around saying there is nothing you can do about it is wrong on so many levels and that is hurting you. Borrow our ego and get in those idiots faces. Flood your governments with protests, you are being ruled by monkeys that feed you monkey shit and brainwash you. Tell them to knock it off or you are going to take up arms and kill them. We will give them that permission, we are tired of their shit.
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A Christian, Muslim, or anyone else fighting for God, you are fucking idiots with diseased brains full of monkey shit and causing too many problems for the peaceful peoples on this planet. DO NOT KILL EACH OTHER, what fucking part of that command don’t you idiots understand? You are all from the same source, you are killing other parts of yourselves and us, and we are pissed. Why do you think we should keep putting up with it? Why do you think we should love you?
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Why should we give you heaven? Only good souls go to heaven, you have to redeem yourselves here by being good and doing right. We don’t allow bad things out here, and your excuses are just monkey shit. And we are tired of allowing bad things to keep happening on this beautiful planet. You have had enough time to get it together, and we are going to end it if you don’t fucking stop.
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Who would Jesus bomb?
George Bush for starters. And then I would cut his dick off and shove it in his mouth for eternity so that he could only talk to himself. No one… No one, fights for God, God is peaceful, and we are loving. But you idiots are causing to many problems for the peaceful peoples, and we are going to send you to hell if you don’t stop this shit.
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You have until December 25th to start getting your act together and start bringing peace to this planet. Got that? Take your army’s home and go help those that need help, and stop killing them. Hug and help them, learn to love them. Or we will give the peaceful ones permission to purge you off the planet so that the meek can inherent the earth, so they can have their peace.
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And the media can just stay away from here, you are fucking idiots, and we speak our words through this blog. We don’t want, or need you to be speaking for us, you would just fuck it up. Stay away from here, Billy needs his peace and quite and he has inventions to work on instead of having to deal with this. And you idiots are anything but peaceful and quite. You are fucking monkey shitting idiots. Rush Limbaugh, fuck you, you do not speak for us you stupid fucking monkey. We will take one of your ties and hang you on a cross with it. Would you like to know what it’s like to die on a cross like I did? Shut your fucking monkey mouth, you have monkey shit for brains.
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The rest of you, even nonbelievers, sing happy songs and do happy dances. And get in those monkeys faces, spank their ass’s. They are killing your planet and other souls, your soul.
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We Are One
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The original particles
That started all that is
Flows through you
And we are one.
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From that beginning
Many centuries past
We have evolved
Into humans at last.
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You are the chalice
But we are the blade
Don’t make us use it
Don’t make us mad.
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Because we love you
We want you to love you
Because we are one
Because we are one.
BBC & LG
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And don’t you fucking monkey wordsmiths be telling us how to write our poems. You are just collage educated fucking idiots with degrees that you hang on walls that make you think you are intelligent. You are fucking idiot monkeys in evolution. I don’t even remember where my degrees are, they damn sure are not on a wall anymore because I was taught by a bunch of fucking idiot monkeys. There sure is a lot of monkey shit in colleges. Teach souls how to do things you fucking idiots, teach them how to be doctors, scientists, engineers, and such. Don’t teach them to be philosophizers, they are fucking idiots, or you will be back to where you were thousands of years ago when a philosopher was asked about God and he whipped out his dick out and started jacking off. I don’t like it when someone calls me a philosopher, I think that monkey is a fucking idiot. We swear, we are sounded by fucking idiots. You are smarter than you were five hundred years ago, but you will be more smart in another five hundred years, if you make it that far, it’s getting questionable. Let’s keep on moving on then, or you will be nothing but dusty monkey shit in the ruts of the journey through time and space. Don’t go back to your old books and histories and try to figure it all out. It’s just mental monkey masturbating, and there is a lot of monkey shit in it all. And put your fucking periods and commas were you think they should be. Fucking idiots. Billy is tired, and not going to try to clean this up better. If you have a brain at all you will see the wisdom in it anyway. Don’t piss us off, you know how we get. We’ll spank the monkeys ass’s. And just shut the fuck up, you fucking monkeys talk to much.
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Love and Peace. (Hugs)
December 25th.