I'm recruiting

Mrs. God just won’t get off my butt about this virgin thing so here’s the deal. I’m recruiting people, male or female. To mock those that have obsessions with virgins, especially the fools that think that blowing themselves up will get them a bunch of them when they get to heaven. These people are here to enjoy the women on this planet, not dream about women that don’t exist in heaven, what use would heaven have for virgins? These people need to be laughed at until they stop thinking like that. Make up ideas for bumper stickers and posters and get the word out there folks.

A question Scott asked on the Dilbert blog. Do you believe there are people ALIVE TODAY who can, even occasionally, predict the future in a psychic way?

Answer: We see the future, we plan the future, Mrs. God and I spend a lot of time at it and discuss it all the time. And then the nose pickers on our planet play with their brains and screw our plans all up because they won’t let us flow through them. How do we get them to see that they are us? It’s pretty hard to predict the future when humans are always screwing our plans up and fighting and killing each other.

At times someone will tell me that what I say sounds pagan and uneducated, Christian ministers like to tell me that. But what can be more pagan and uneducated than the views of a Christian, Muslim or a Jew? You call their views enlightened and educated? You call allowing yourselves to be bamboozled and brainwashed getting a religious education?

I haven’t had time to study the LDS religion more but when I do I can assure you that it will be to find the faults in it and point out the faults in their beliefs. Why do religions try to be everything to everyone? For example, tell people what they should and shouldn’t eat. It is because they can’t explain their spirituality so they come up with other ways to be something to them. To be as a Mother and Father too the followers. I wouldn’t listen to any religion that was telling me what to eat. Life is uncertain, eat dessert first.

A thought: I hate it when I can feel my hair growing, it’s irritating, distracting, don’t you just hate it when that happens to you? I’m having to trim it everyday. I just realized how sick I was last week, I only masturbated once, on Sunday if you have the need to know.

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

War is not nice. - Barbara Bush (Tell Mr. Bush)

Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg

What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy? - Mahatma Gandhi

One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about what the war should be called. I said at once 'The Unnecessary War'. - Sir Winston Churchill

Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies. - W. L. George

You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

I’m going to let my little light shine, let it shine, let it shine. More whiskey and fresh women for my men. BBC

The rest of this is a copy of an email I sent to some of my friends and readers. Some of you might find it interesting.

I've had a goofy heart since I was two or three years old. A result of rheumatic fever. If you describe heart sounds as clicks most of them sound something like
Click click click. But mine is like. Click click clickclick. The valve bounces when it closes. Pretty cool hey? Sometimes it goes nuts and won't close properly and I start a little trip to the other side of life. Beating my chest has always gotten it back in line though. Someday it may not be that way.

I was at the clinic yesterday discussing it with the doctor because the people that are going to do the rest of my dental work sent me to one as they wanted it confirmed that I had a murmur and he asked me if I ever worry about it.

Heck no !! I've lived my whole life with the assumption that I may not be here the next day. So very early in life I stopped worrying about death, and now in my later years, that I'm really surprised I made it to this point and see that I'm omnipresent, death is just an abstraction to me. But when that happens y'all are going to have a big party for me, right?

I explained to him that I live each day as it comes to me and I don't worry about it at all. And I don't make any long term plans or commitments anymore, I just live each day. He said that I had it figured out pretty as that is how he has come to see things.

And boy have I lived it, I've put two hundred and fifty years of wear and tear and experiences into this time around. And if I'm not here tomorrow? No regrets, even though I have believed and done some stupid things, who hasn't? And I don't want anyone crying over my passing. I know that some folks won't because I challenge them to much. *lol* Hum, I need to write my eulogy so some other person doesn't screw it up.

How many of you have written your own eulogy's? What do you wish to be said about you? Well, I'm thinking about death aren't I? But I'm just thinking about it, I accepted it a long time ago. Sixty-two, how did I get this old anyway? I wasn't trying too. Spare me eighty and pooping in a diaper again, that is for cowards (humans) that are afraid to move on and pick up a nice fresh body again. I prefer resurrections and being omnipresent. BBC