Virgins

Okay, two posts again today. Over on the Dilbert blog I keep seeing references about beer and virgins.

Send beer and virgins? What is it with you idiots and your virgins? Does it make you feel manly to pop a cherry? What a bunch of sick people on this planet, I’ll take a woman with a little experience that likes sex over a virgin any day. Virgins, bah, they are only a virgin once and they aren’t any fun then. BBC

American Women
Frank was driving home from one of his business trips in Northern Arizona when he saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Frank tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman.

The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a white bag on the seat next to Frank.

"What in bag? " asked the old woman.

Frank looked down at the white bag and said, "It's a box of chocolates. I got it for my wife".

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said: "Good trade."