Like I said

We are all bat-shit crazy. We hate and love each other at the same time. I’ll do today’s post tomorrow. LOL

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too."

I’m going to the hot springs today.
Have a great day, hugs…. BBC

It’s fucking payday !!

And I still have money left over. Maybe I should see if I can find a nice hooker. After seven years of no sex with a woman because the available ones drive me crazy I would really like some nookey. Shoot, a hooker may not cost anymore than a date with one of those loveless screwed up monkey women. If I can’t find love it doesn’t mean that I should cheat myself out of sex. I’ll get what I want, and she will get what she wants, money. Right?

Somebody, sometime has got to take a stand and say democracy cannot survive, much less thrive with the level of big corporate and big government interference and intimidation in news. American’s do not own this country, the rich and powerful do, and you are not a member of that club.

I made a crock-pot of beans and potato soup yesterday, with some hamburger and sausage in it, it’s pretty good. Beans, beans, the musical food. The more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot the better you feel. So why not eat beans for every meal?

And I did the last of the spraying on George’s home yesterday, will go back today and do a little touch work with brushes and I’m done. Now his wife can put it on the market and go look for the next home that she thinks will make her happy, and won’t because there is no pleasing her. Mean while, George and I are going to go for a boat ride and fix up his aging pickup some.

Wisdom…… When you have one, if you try to get one more…this will go on. Put a stop to acquisition. When you have just one, be happy that you have it. This is applicable to any happy and good things.

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure.

What's the difference between being hard up, and down and out? About two minutes.

I took Helen for a ride the other day, she can’t walk much anymore but she loves to go for rides. I discovered that if I go up Black Diamond Rd. and turn left at the top of the hill that it loops over into the Hurricane ridge road by lake Dawn. That would be a pleasant way to go to the hot springs someday. And speaking of the hot springs, now that I’m done with painting that home I will go up there soon.

I tried to tell a lady that sends me a lot of emails that when she forwards them as attachments that it was a pain in the butt for me to view them as I had to change the extension before I could view them. She insisted that the problem is at my end, but I know better, I’ve been through this before. So I told her that she didn’t know what she is talking about. Then she sent me three long emails defending herself and telling me that I’m a fucking idiot. She should use that time taking a computer class. She also said that I’m not spiritual or I wouldn’t say some of the things I do. She wouldn’t know spiritual if it kicked her in the butt, she is a Christian that believes in an omnipotent God.

And she claims that she sent the same emails to forty other people and none of them had any trouble viewing them. I think that is unlikely, I question that she even has forty people in her address book. I have around a hundred in mine but I seldom send an email to more than ten or fifteen of them. And if I don’t get anymore emails from her that is fine with me, they where just jokes and stupid organized religion Christian brainwashing crap. Whateverthefuck.

That is why I stopped teaching a computer class. I got tired of trying to teach idiots that won’t admit they are idiots, and there was often one in each class.

Anyway, gotta go do something more useful. Have a great day, hugs…. BBC

You know a lot of stupid stuff

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I may have no answers, only opinions

And observations.

I’m going to tackle Kath Bee's question, one of them anyway. What do you mean by "pussy women" BBC?

I’m going to have to generalize of course. But my view after 64 years on this planet (in this body and mind) it is my opinion that women are too interested in the wrong things. Most of them that I know want a nicer home, nicer car, nicer clothes, things like that. They are just never happy and thankful with what they have, not for longer than a week after they get it anyway. They may fuss about the wars and such, but they do little about it. Oh, sure, some of them fuss on blogs, but they have little effect. Blogs are just a way to vent frustration. You seldom see or hear of a couple thousand of them banding together and getting noticed on national TV.

They may fuss about greed, but they are pretty greedy themselves as they want so much, they are willing to work for it, most of them. But many of them that can’t afford all that they want are also looking for a man to help them gain more, add to their empires. It isn’t a partnership with these woman, it’s just them adding to their empires. Women’s liberation swung off in the wrong directions somehow.

When I was younger it seems to me that women, mothers and wives were more, um, police like. They worked harder at making their kids behave, at making the neighbors kids behave. At making their husbands behave if they were acting up. But now America has become pussyfied, no one wants to be put in line, and whines if someone calls them on something. There are exceptions of course, like a few years ago when a little squirt of a gal chewed a big macho man out at a store for parking his big macho pickup in a way that took up two parking spots. But I don’t see much of that anymore, I see more of them doing things like that with their rigs. It seems that everyone wants freewill, yeah, freewill goes over like a fart in church when you get a herd of people together. Anyone wanting freewill needs to go live alone in the mountains.

The point I’m trying to make is that women do not speak up and carry sticks anymore. They whine a lot, but in ineffective ways. For them to have power they need to band together in large groups and make more noise. They have to start making everyone behave or it will just keep getting worse. And they should stop being so damn wanting and needy and be thankful for what they do have. I could say a lot about this, but it would just be muttering.

I was talking to Ruth last week, and a friend of ours is missing. Isn’t that great? Wait, let me explain. When he retired about thirty years ago he built a sailboat and has lived on it since, traveled around the world a lot, would spend most winters here. But spent a lot of time around Australia and New Zealand. The last time I saw him he told me that I may never see him again. He had always figured that he would die on that boat, either of old age or getting caught in a storm, or even killed by pirates. It looks like he got his wish, no one has heard from him for almost a year now.

Why do so many people travel, especially women? Take trips and vacations, go on cruises? They are hoping that if they go somewhere something interesting will happen to them, like they will get laid. Really, that observation is pretty interesting. Hell, if they won’t allow themselves to get laid where they live it isn’t likely going to happen on a trip. I know a lot of lonely women, and it’s because of how they think.

There are only two cures for all ailments. More booze or more sex. Ha, ha, ha.

It’s interesting the humorous things that pop into my mind at times. I went to the service at the UU Fellowship yesterday and part of the highway has been tore up and is just gravel. I was easy along at about 25 miles an hour and started noticing that many of the construction cones had BBC stenciled on them. The very next though that popped into my mind was, “Hey, those look like dunce caps”. Ha, ha, ha.

So I shared that at Fellowship, it was good for a laugh. After the service a lady came and told me that I’m very smart. Well, smart enough that I recognize the extent of my own ignorance.

Sarah, your comment yesterday about your experience in India just backs up my statement that Hinduism is a pussy religion. I could write a whole book about why and how it is screwed up, but I’m sure that someone already has. Just as there are those that have wrote books explaining why Islam and Christianity are screwed up religions.

You will learn by asking questions….. I usually learn that I should have asked someone else. And you don’t learn much about your spirituality as a child, I don’t care where you live on this planet.

One of my biggest problems with American women is that I am a very smart man, and so many of them seem to want to compete with me to prove that they are as smart as I am. What the fuck for? Just because I know a lot of things doesn’t mean that I’m not assuming that they don’t know things I don’t.

Darn, Lee Hutching’s had such an interesting blog, and it appears that she deleted it. What a shame. Even if I decide to stop blogging I will still allow the blog to stand for the future to look through it. Yes, there is a lot of mumbling and bullshit in it, but there is a lot of good stuff in it also. It’s always like that in a complex mind.

I’ll get to more of Kath’s questions and statements another day.

Have a great day, hugs….. BBC

Tough question

In a comment yesterday Kath Bee asked me what I mean in saying that women are a bunch of pussies. That is a tough question to answer, maybe impossible, for one thing I was generalizing. When we are frustrated at the world we generalize a lot. I’ll try to answer that question, but not today. The short answer of course is that most everyone is trying to serve their own self interests. I watched a George Carlin program last evening, he is right, mankind is stupid and bat shit crazy, but they are interesting to study.

I got to thinking more about why India is such a backwards country so I discussed it some with George yesterday. He has been a librarian most of his life and has read a lot and studies many things in deep detail. After we talked about it some I came to the conclusion that India is so backward because of its major religion, Hinduism, I stated that it is a pussy religion. Bingo!! George agreed, it is a pussy religion, self defeating to its people. Anyone that has studied it much should agree with that.

It wasn’t a bad day here yesterday, but the wind blew most of the day so I couldn’t do any spraying, but did do some brush work on George’s home. About two more days of work and I should be able to finish that job up and get back to my own self interests.

An older man approaches a younger woman inside the mall. "Excuse me," he said. "I've can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Sure, sir, do you know where your wife might be?" "I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she usually appears out of nowhere."

A word to the wise isn’t necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.

Politics; noun. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Breakfast Pizza

Hillary Clinton is a cold fish pussy, but ya might get a kick out of that graphic.

Hey, I’m gonna tell ya how to make a turd. All recipes are the result of brains playing with themselves and we all know that I love to play with my brain.

First ya gotta make the crust that my brain schemed up.
2 cups of pancake mix
1 ½ cups of water
½ cup margarine

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.

Put pancake mix in a mixing bowl and work in one cup of water, now work in the half-cup of margarine, then work in the other half-cup of water. Use less water if you want a thicker batter. This makes a thick batter, pour into a lightly oiled 11 X 11 inch cooking sheet or a 12 inch pizza pan. Bake for 15 minutes, it will rise up some and not be brown, don’t sweat it, it’s a fucking pizza crust, not a pancake. Let it cool for a bit, I made mine a day ahead.

Preheat oven to 475 degrees

Spread on a layer of Litehouse Ranch Dressing (what I used) or a layer of Pizza or Spaghetti sauce. Grate up two of your favorite cheeses and sprinkle on it. Scramble four eggs (in some water to make them fluffy) and sprinkle them on it. Slice up one polish sausage and four or so pork sausage links and put on top of it all.

Bake for ten minutes, the crust will be soft so eat it off a plate with a fork. Enjoy, it will put you in a good frame of mind, and as I said, make a good turd.

Can't beat quality of life in Scandinavia, says world ranking: PARIS (AFP) - Nordic countries take the greatest care of their environment and their people, according to a ranking published on Thursday by the publication Reader's Digest. Finland comes top of the 141-nation list, followed by Iceland, Norway and Sweden, and then Austria, Switzerland, Ireland and Australia. At the bottom of the list is Ethiopia, preceded by Niger, Sierra Leone, Burkina Faso and Chad. The United States comes in 23rd, China 84th and India 104th. Boy, India is sure a long ways down the list. Such an old country yet so retarded.

BERLIN (Reuters) - Bavaria's most glamorous politician -- a flame-haired motorcyclist who helped bring down state premier Edmund Stoiber -- has shocked the Catholic state in Germany by suggesting marriage should last just 7 years. As I recall, there is a country where you are expected to live together for a few years before deciding if you are going to get married. Are there any easy answers? I guess not, but switching mates all the time is a pain in the butt. If people could just be attracted to each other and stay together for fifty years it sure would be great. Lets face it, looking to get laid is a pain in the butt, you should just be able to roll over and pat it on the butt. Hey! You don’t have to be a man to do that you know, women can do it also.

Did you read the opinion by Michelle Malkin and what she said about Sally Field? Sally Field is a pussy I have to agree with Michelle that Sally is a pussy mother and a pussy woman. She is just another Hollyweird bimbo. This whole world has way too many pussy women in it and that is why it keeps getting more screwed up.

Let your friend’s property be as precious to you as your own; and with any luck he won’t find out that you took it. LOL

That cheap power sprayer I bought is wonderful to use but it started fucking up after running about 15 gallons of paint through it, the cheap ass motherfucking check valves made out of plastic and O’rings wore out. So I made some of my own and it is working good again. It pays to own a metal lathe, and they are likely better check valves than the ones that came with it. At two hundred bucks it pays to buy a power sprayer like that even if it only lasts long enough to paint one house.

We've all heard about guys having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

This should clear up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

A lady was looking for a recliner on Yahoo Freecycle and she included her phone number so I called her and told her that I had a nice one that she could have. She was here in a half-hour to pick it up. She wants it to study in while she goes to nursing school. Yeah, right, she wants to study or nap? Nice lady though, about my age, I didn’t bother to tell her that I’m bat shit crazy. I also got out a piece of plywood and cut her a board to lay across the arms to put her books on while she naps. And showed her the camp trailer that I’m restoring, she thought that was pretty interesting.

Hey, have a great day, hugs….. BBC

What direction will this blog go in the future? What will I experience and share? What will pop into my mind? I have no idea, but we are on our way as I share much of what is in my mind with you. But my message is that we are all God/Goddess in evolution.

Making a link

It seems that some folks cannot figure out how to make a simple link to some site they are posting about. I contend that any idiot can learn how to make a simple link, I’m living proof of that. It’s hard to explain how to make a simple link on a blog post or in a comment box because when you show the code it turns it into a link when you post. If you break the code up Blogger bitches that the code is broken and won’t post it.

So I made that graphic to show what the code to make a simple looking link looks like. It is a copy of part of a Notepad document that I have code to links I often use so that all I have to do is copy/paste them into a blog post or comment box. They are just website addresses with some code added to the front and back of them.

Note in the graphic where it says >Andy Capp<.. What you type there is what the link to the website will look like, AFTER you do the post, it just looks like text until you do the post, the actual website address will be hidden but clicking on the simple link will take you to that site. Note, when you use that code, make sure that there are no spaces in it. You can elect to do a preview before posting to make sure you have it right.

For example, a link to The Gods Are Bored would just say “The Gods Are Bored”. But if you put your mouse over that link and look at the bottom left of your screen you will see the address it will take you to if you click on it. A reminder, if clicking on a link in a comment box, right click on it and select to open in a new window. If these instructions do not help, well, maybe it’s because you really are an idiot. LOL

There is also an insert link thing on a new post window if you have it set to HTML, but I don’t know how it works as I just use the code I know.

Like Gracie, I’m getting very cynical about this world. Unlike her and Karen, I’m not doing continues long posts about Mr. Bush because these blogs are pretty much a wasted effort read only by a few and I have other things to say. And Mr. Bush and those that should be reading them, aren’t.

And yes, Karen, we do live on the same planet, but we see it differently because we experience it differently. I’m a sixty-four old single male that has little other than screwed up women to try to have relationships with. If you were in my, and many others men’s shoes you, would know what I mean.

I don’t get it, how is it that if you take a magnifying glass and look at something close it is fine. But if you hold it away from you and look at something farther away it turns upside down. Why is that? If you take a small one and a bigger one and hold them up to focus them on something far away, the image is still upside down. I know that is called refraction but it seems odd, how do you correct it?

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Regular exercise may work as well as medication in improving symptoms of major depression, researchers have found. I tend to agree with that, keeping busy wards off depression as well as anything. But I get my exercise in the form of doing things rather than doing just stupid boring exercises. Doing things means that you are getting things done that need to be done, now get off your ass and wash those dishes. While you are at it, vacuum.

Americans giving up friends, sex for Web life: NEW YORK (Reuters) - Surfing the net has become an obsession for many Americans with the majority of U.S. adults feeling they cannot go for a week without going online and one in three giving up friends and sex for the Web. Well, that should help a lot with the population problem. And it seems that these days a mans solution to sex is a hooker. Yeah, I should just see if I can find a hooker that is good at role playing.

You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3

One day at the premiere showing of an artist's new works, the painter turns to a critic and asks, "So what's your opinion of my work?" The critic says, "It's worthless." The painter replies, "I know, but I'd like to hear it, anyway."

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

What direction will this blog go in the future? What will I experience and share? What will pop into my mind? I have no idea, but we are on our way as I share much of what is in my mind with you. But my message is that we are all God/Goddess in evolution.

Do not fear

Today’s feature graphic is the new Kansas commemorative quarter.

Be alert...the world needs more lerts.

"Give me a good mother and I’ll give you a good nation." - Napoleon …. Hum, this may explain why America is going to hell. Mothers no longer speak up and carry a switch. They sit around and whine that there is nothing they can do about what their men and offspring are doing, and then they go shopping. Or get their tits puffed up.

"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century, it was a disease; in the twentieth, it is a cure." - Thomas Szasz …. Right, I’m discovering that a lot of men have to take care of their own sexual needs these days. But their women sure help them spend their money, no way would I put up with that.

JERUSALEM - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Wednesday the United States "will not abandon the innocent Palestinians in Gaza," shortly after Israel declared the territory to be an enemy entity in order to cut off power and fuel supplies to the coastal strip. At the same time, Rice said Gaza, ruled by the Islamic militant Hamas group, "is a hostile entity to us as well." Blah, blah, frigging blah.

Do not fear, Goddess is here, well near anyway, I’m sure that she will get right on top of things as soon as she is done with other things she is dinking around with. While Goddess was shopping Mr. Bush was fucking everything up. When is she going to shove his dick up his ass? Or better yet, in Cheney’s mouth. Wait, she should have them 69 it with each other. Now get that picture out of your mind.

Being as she is going to fix this sorry mess does it mean that I can stop worrying about it and just kick back and relax and wait for her to do it? Okay, lets give that a chance. Now is your time Goddess, GO!!

Hey, we know that the Zen men pussies aren’t going to do it. How about the mans prayer from the Red Green show. “I’m a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.”

Nirvana: A state of perfect peace….. Looks around, rolls eyes, not on this stupid planet. The women are all out shopping, or working so they can do more shopping, and the men are all as horney as ten peckered billygoats. Boy, I’m sure getting cranky about women.

NEW YORK (Reuters) - The Los Angeles metropolitan area led the nation in traffic jams in 2005, with rush-hour drivers spending an extra 72 hours a year on average stuck in traffic, according to a study released on Tuesday…. The solution to that is simple, don’t live in Los Angeles.

More from Live Science…… Whether we’re looking for someone to date or sizing up a potential rival, our eyes irresistibly lock on to good-looking people, a new study finds. Duh! Didn’t need a study to know that.

Two old Jews were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, "I don't trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake Waxman for kidney trouble for nearly a year, and then Jake died from liver trouble." "So what makes you think your doctor is any better?" asked his friend. "Because when my doctor treats you for a kidney trouble, you can bet your ass you'll die of a kidney trouble."

How about some humor that is bound to offend at least one woman?
Q. What are the two most important holes on a feminist?
A. Her nostrils. She needs to breath while giving me a blow job!

"Marriage is very difficult. Very few of us are fortunate enough to marry multimillionaire girls with 39-inch busts who have undergone frontal lobotomies." -Tony Curtis

An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean of the college that, in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, he will be given his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers, "Say something wise." The dean looks at them and says, "I should have taken the money."

Brad, your second comment yesterday had me rolling on the floor, thanks for a good laugh.

Stress? George and I was talking about that the other day after a friend of his had a heart attack during a stress test. I told him that I handle stress pretty well, he stated that it’s because I pass it on. Sure, I’m a carrier. LOL

I’m still painting fences over there, the spray unit only worked about five minutes yesterday before it started acting up again so I’ll take it apart today to see if I can fix it better.

Hey, have a great day, hugs….. BBC

What direction will this blog go in the future? What will I experience and share? What will pop into my mind? I have no idea, but we are on our way as I share much of what is in my mind with you. But my message is that we are all God/Goddess in evolution.

Told ya I was crazy. :-)

I love that cartoon. :-)….. I know so many men that are stuck with women that are only interested in their own interests and material things, that is how it seems to me anyway. Like George, going there to paint is a reminder to me to be thankful that I don’t have a mate like her because nothing is ever going to make her happy. And I went there to paint yesterday and hoped to get all the fences painted but we ended up taking a long lunch downtown and then the sprayer started acting up when we got back so I had to stop and figure out what was wrong with it. Oh well, there is always tomorrow, or the next, it’s not like George and I give a fuck if it ever gets done.

But during the rain days I got some more work done on my camp trailer project and it’s starting to shape up and I’m looking forward to using it on day trips to the beaches and for camping trips in nature where I get away from all the materialistic women, like George’s wife.

In the news…….. Older men who shack up with much younger women keep the grim reaper at bay for the human population and extend our species' life span, new research claims. More interesting, when old men father children, their genes seem to increase the life span of both sexes over evolutionary time. The whole article can be found in the link. Link to article

Interesting, I’m willing to give that a shot, being as little willie still thinks he is still twenty-five, but I don’t want to make any more kids, just have a younger woman. That would be cool if she hasn’t got a lot of attitudes, and has some of the same interests I do, like spending a lot of time at the beaches. And if I out lived her she would end up with my property, such as it is. Having said that, a woman my same age would be fine also, as long as she turns my crank.

Lefties have been bouncing back in recent decades, following a decline in the beginning of the 20th century, a new study shows. "Left-handedness is important because more than 10 percent of people have their brains organized in a qualitatively different way to other people," McManus said. "That has to be interesting. When the rate of a [variable trait] changes, then there have to be causes, and they are interesting as well."

That whole story was interesting, what with my being a lefty and right brained. But it explains why others often have a hard time understanding me.

Nebraska state senator sues God….. LINCOLN, Neb. - The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere. The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes." He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.

That was an interesting news story, did you read it? Hey, I think that I should sue Goddess for not fixing this planet because she is out shopping or remodeling her home.

Want to find out how cool of a person you are? You can take a test COOL PERSON TEST

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

What direction will this blog go in the future? What will I experience and share? What will pop into my mind? I have no idea, but we are on our way as I share much of what is in my mind with you. But my message is that we are all God/Goddess in evolution.

Life is about lessons

A lesson is repeated until learned. It is presented to you in various forms until you learn it - then you can go on the next lesson. If you don't learn easy lessons, they get harder. External problems are a precise reflection of your internal state; pain is how your subconscious gets you attention. First it whispers; then it yells. When you clear inner obstructions, your outside world changes. You will know you have learned a lesson when your actions change. Wisdom is practice, practice, practice.

BEIJING (Reuters) - Hundreds of hydrogen balloons exploded as they were being handed out to students at a Chinese sports meeting, injuring more than 70, Xinhua news agency said. I didn’t know that anyone still put hydrogen in balloons. But like I keep saying, I’m surrounded by fuckin’ idiots. Yeah, I know, I take my turns also.

Keep the faith and follow the Commandments: Do not covet thy neighbor's wife, unless she has nothing else to wear.

A man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. His wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

I made a pretty good pizza yesterday, even made the crust, and I made some pretty good cake brownies.

Kids are dumber than when I was young. Really. When I was a kid we used to race round a bit, but we wasn’t stupid enough to keep pushing our luck, back then every adult was a cop. Yesterday afternoon some idiot was racing around the block in a really beat up car with most of the windows broken out of it and a bad muffler. I ran out to the gate and the next time he came by I shook my fist at him and yelled, “knock it off asshole !!” He didn’t come back. I sat out in the evening for a while and I could hear cars racing around all over. I swear, this is becoming a lawless town, how about yours? Where are the frigging cops these days? Negotiating their union contracts?

Being as Goddess is going to fix the mess this planet is in I should just kick back and wait for her to do that. I’m sure that she is going to get right on that, right after she returns from her massage and pedicure.

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Another invention

Life is good when I’m inventing, dreaming up how to do things, it gets my mind off of crap I can’t do anything about, and there is a lot of crap on this planet. That doesn’t stop me from trying to do something about it though. Anyway, I cut up an aluminum window frame so that I would have nice flat surfaces on two sides and added eight-inch wide wood skirts to it so that I can stick it in the corner of a window and spray paint right up to it without papering and masking the window. I also made two straight ones about three and four feet long for between the corners, I just don’t like papering and masking windows, it’s time consuming.

Balcony Popsicle’s …. The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted. "An ambulance just drove by!" " Looks like the Anderson's are having company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike!" "Looks like the Sanders are moving!" "Jason is on his skate board...." After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."

I have seldom bought anything nice (or new) for myself over the years, mostly just tools and equipment for my trades, and not expensive ones at that. I did buy a new outboard motor one year when I got a good year-end bonus at work. So yesterday I bought a 20-60 X 60 MM spotting scope, not an expensive one, it was on sale for 80 bucks, but I’m happy with it.

Spotted a bumper sticker yesterday….. GODDESS IS ALIVE AND THERE IS A MIRACLE AFOOT… Yeah, well, miracles are trying to play out everyday on this planet and most of them fail because all the monkeys keep screwing things up. The only way Goddess can make anything like that happen is if all the women on this planet wake up and see what they are and collectively band together to do her work. That will take one heck of a big effort because so many women are just into their own interests and shopping for more things that they don’t need.

Those few women I know that do get what they are are too few in numbers to make much difference it seems. It would take a whole lot of women banding together and putting their feet down (on men’s heads) to bring about the miracle of peace and fairness on this planet that it so badly needs. I would like to see it happen but I’m not holding my breath. I especially don’t see this movement starting in America, not the way I see American women.

And they have a lot to overcome, like the stupid Buddhist’s (and Zen pussies), Christians, Muslims, all sorts of idiots. They expect reality to adapt to them.

The Democrats, like their Republican counterparts, have invested too much political capital into fictionalizing the problem in our government. Like the Republicans before them, the Democrats today seek not to govern with the best interests of the people in mind, but rather to game the system in order to consolidate political power.

And according to a viewpoint I read, all of the news on Iraq is twisted, by our government, it just doesn’t allow the networks to report the truth of what is going on there.

Our world is one world.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

NEW YORK (Reuters) - At a time when a CEO of a large U.S. company is likely to earn in one day what the average worker does in a year, an investment adviser takes the income-disparity controversy a few steps further in "Are the Rich Necessary?"

Hell no the rich are not necessary, but they keep everyone convinced that they are.

It’s raining here, a fine rain, that was needed, and will give be a few days off from painting so I can goof off doing other things. Mostly goofing off.

Hey, have a great day, hugs….. BBC

What direction will this blog go in the future? What will I experience and share? What will pop into my mind? I have no idea, but we are on our way as I share much of what is in my mind with you. But my message is that we are all God/Goddess in evolution.

The freeway of life

Um, this post got a bit long, with some muttering in it…. Money doesn’t buy class. Not really, but it will buy sex. Almost very woman looking for a man is looking for one with money. Even if she is looking to be a wife, she is willing to whore herself in that way if he has money. Interesting.

Hey, do you live in a big town? The freeways of life? Well aren’t you the fool. But society seems geared to that way of living. It’s cost me some bucks and benefits but I prefer to live in small towns.

Just me was talking on her blog about trying to get those that know her to read her blog. It seems that few folks that know us personally are interested in reading our blogs, only a few folks that know me read my blog, and they are folks that think at higher levels than most folks and can take everything I say here. Most of those that know us personally see us differently than what our blog persona’s show, we post differently than we present ourselves in life, in general anyway. And my blog isn’t about good writing, or even about trying to be funny all the time, it’s just about life and dealing with what we are. And if I feel like swearing I do, much more so than I do in life.

I tell others about my blog but I don’t expect them to read it and follow it. It is my philosophy that my readers can be found anywhere on this planet, and that they will come and go, and I’m okay with that. Besides, most of the folks I know are too materialistic and I pick on such things here so they don’t like that.

Zen = Pussies….. The more I look at Zen, the more I see it as a bullshit religion. The men that are into this are pussies that are unwilling to face and tackle the real issues and problems of this world. You will seldom see a Zen man in politics, or for that matter even at a peace rally or protest. Those guys are true pussies of the highest order, always saying that there is nothing they can do about anything so they ignore it all the best they can.

They do get heavy into humor, and are often pretty funny, that is how they deal with life and things, big deal, I am not impressed. Zen is tied in with Buddhism, another cowardly stupid religion, again, I am not impressed. Just look at a Zen quote calendar if you want to see a lot of confusing nonsense. Men into Zen are of course pretty nice guys. If a woman wants a man that she can walk all over she should look for a Zen man. I don’t think that Zen men get much sex, but there are plenty of women willing to help lighten their wallets.

Those are just my observations and thoughts from my look into Zen and the few men I know that are into it. Nice guys, but pussy whipped. :-) And if you think I’m wrong all you have to do is show me the proof that I’m wrong. I’m not, and will never be a Zen man. And before you say that I’m not getting any either I want to remind you that I am also not living with someone that is using me while I’m not getting any, it’s a lot cheaper my way and I’m not feeling used. :-) Most women these days put a price on sex with them it seems, in material things, and then they still hold back on you. To heck with that, the only thing I’m willing to give is involvement, if that isn’t enough she can just move on.

Being Zen is like being a dead road kill cat in the street with traffic continuing to run over it while a sign on the side of the street says “Free Cat”. A fuck, I think I just had a Zen moment of humor. LOL

God-Damn….. Sum-Bitch (hey, no cussing on Sundays you motherfucker) ((hey, fuck you, this is my blog and I’ll cuss if I want too, cuss if I want to, you would too if it occurred to you)), I sure made some good biscuits yesterday, I don’t like rolling out my biscuits and using a cookie cutter, it’s too messy. When I made some yesterday I baked them in a cupcake pan, that seems to be the no brainer way to do them. And I added a glob of margarine to the mix, I call them butter biscuits. They sure where fucking good.

Ah, another Sunday, I suppose that there are some on this planet that think there shouldn’t be any motherfucking cussing on this day. Well fuck, they have better not visit this blog on Sundays then because I feel like cussing today. Just saying.

As I surf around in blog land looking at all the blogs I have to ask the question, doesn’t anyone have sex when sober or not on drugs anymore? Hey, just asking.

What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone there has the same DNA.

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.”

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

What direction will this blog go in the future? What will I experience and share? What will pop into my mind? I have no idea, but we are on our way as I share much of what is in my mind with you. But my message is that we are all God/Goddess in evolution.

Some of what is in my head

I stopped at beer church on the way home from George’s the other day for a beer after work and to see what those monkeys were doing, it’s pretty much the same old circus it always is there. But Sally was there and she is a cool lady, she gave me a recipe for no bake peanut butter cookies that I will try. So yesterday I took her two of the regular peanut butter cookies I made the other day.

Sing along now, hey, just sharing all that is in my head with you. :-)
Nothing like a morner: Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning….. Nothing could be sweeter than to put my peter in her in the morning……. Pussy, it’s all about pussy, that is why we are here. I don’t care if you have one or if you want some, it’s still all about pussy, at a spiritual level, you arrived here hardwired for that, it’s society that has messed it all up. Yup, there is nothing like a morner to put one’s mind in a good frame of mind and ready to tackle the world.

Will they ever start getting the news right? In one story I read that Bush isn’t going to reduce the troops, in another I read that he is. WTF??? I don’t think that he wants to, if he is saying he is it’s only because of pressure. And my best guess is that he will find an excuse to keep them there without reducing them. We all know that he intends on passing this mess on to the next administration so that he can blame them for the even bigger mess that it will become. And there just might be enough stupid people in this country to believe that.

A Colorado Springs, Colorado., grade school has banned “tag” from recess because some children are “chased against their will.” We hate to break it to their folks, but sooner or later in life, everyone will take a turn at being “it”. You got that right, and it’s best to learn it when young and get some hide on you. I swear, America is raising a bunch of pussies.

The metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. ---Dave Barry

Love cures people -- both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.

Here is your humor:
Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont. Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom. She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?" He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

Hey, if you are new here you might find this old post interesting. A lady she ain’t

What direction will this blog go in the future? What will I experience and share? What will pop into my mind? I have no idea, but we are on our way.

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

I’m such a sucker

Hey ! I like doing karaoke.

Sooooo, about my being such a sucker. I thought that I was done spraying green yesterday when I sprayed the last part of George’s home. It’s not in my interests to keep painting, I have other things I want to be doing, but George asked me if I would also paint the fences. Being the sucker I am I said that I would, so I’m taking the day off today so that he can get it ready to paint. I guess it’s like he said, that people are really only interested in their own interests, and I guess that I just help make them happen. Yup, I’m such a sucker. But only up to a point, and then I say no, I need to get back to my interests.

But George Bush sure is serving his own interests, and the rest of you can go to hell. He’s keeping troop levels high for the next ten months, but that is just a figure, if he had his way it would be for the next ten years because that fool will never admit that he fucked up.

George is really into Zen, which I see as a sort of detachment from everything else so that you don’t have to be involved in it, like all the ugly things in the world.

Although we normally associate the word “home” with a place that’s built out of bricks and mortar, in fact home is much more than that. It is a feeling and a way of being in ones life rather than any specific place. – A quote.

Actually, I contend that there is a difference between a house and a home. A house is where people find shelter from the environment and store all their crap. A home is where people live and love. Something like that.

Everyone quotes everyone else, and most of them are misquotes.
Misquotations

Ah, here is another quote…. Ovid (43 B.C.-A.D. 18) made the following observation about 2,000 years ago: "Women are always buying something." Actually, I know a few women that are not, but not many. I wonder what kind of a sickness it is that is in them.

More than 16,300 species of animals and plants are on the verge of disappearing from the planet, with nearly 200 more species approaching extinction within the last year, according to the World Conservation Union's 2007 Red List of Threatened Species. People are the main reason for most species' decline, whether through direct means such as over-hunting or indirect means such as the introduction of invasive species. Not many really care though, they forget that as soon as they want something to full fill their own wants, needs, and interests.

An applicant for a job with the federal government was filling out the application form. He came to this question: "Do you favor the overthrow of the United States government by force, subversion, or violence?" Thinking it was a multiple-choice question, he checked "Violence."

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven... Don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck. Along comes St. Peter with another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks. Then, one day, St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on... tall, muscular and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck." Ha, ha, ha, any way you look at it, you’re going to hell….. LOL

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Spotted on a ladies blog

Well, I think I must be crazy for real.

My comment: And just when did this dawn on you? It beats the fuck out of being insane. Hugs.

Anyway, I figure that the one thing we all have in common with each other is that we are all crazy. I got the last sections of George’s home masked off and ready to spray yesterday, will spray it today, weather permitting, if there isn’t lot of fog like there was yesterday. Then I just have some trim and gutters to finish off.

I was given about ten gallons of miscellaneous paints the other day, spotted it on Yahoo Freecycle, it will be interesting to see what colors I come up with mixing them together.

I guess I don’t have much to say today. Have a great day, hugs… BBC

Coming soon

Kinetics festival in Port Townsend, the first week-end in October every year, the one event I don’t miss every year because it is so much fun.
Kinetics Festival

I posted about it last yearhere

I didn’t work at George’s yesterday, I wanted to get some things done around here. He wanted a day off also.

Rick Ryan said in a comment yesterday... I have a friend that says (and he's quoting someone else,) "Religion is for people who are afraid of Hell. Spiritualism is for people who have been there."

I can damn sure relate to that, been there, done that. But I won’t go into it all other than to say that most of it is because of how screwed up the available women are these days. But do they get it? Hell no they don’t. The sad thing is that they know that they are screwed up, but they sure don’t like it when you point it out to them.

BTW, everyone is quoting someone else. Most quotes are very old, older than many of the people they are attributed to, and not many folks are having original thoughts, including me. I’m not the first to say that we are God.

Dan, as a matter of fact I did make some peanut butter cookies yesterday, using honey instead of sugar, and they are very good. Hey ladies, wanna cookie? :-)

Paul, I know that some of my posts are all over the place, so be it. Different folks look for different things and I put all I can out there. :-)

Dawn, I never noticed that it was 9/11 yesterday until you mentioned it. I just looked at that event with interest, it didn’t surprise me at all when it happened, something like that was bound to happen. But did it wake America up? No, not at all. Most Americans don’t even get the reason it happened.

A woman wants the inside of her house painted, and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!" The woman is perplexed, but she lets it slide. They wander into the next room. She says, "In the dining room I'd like a light white, not stark, but very bright and airy." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out, and yells "Green side up!" The woman is more perplexed, but still lets it slide. They wander further into the next room. She says, "In the bedroom, I'd like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then once more he goes to the window, leans out and yells "Green side up"! This is too much! The woman has to ask. So she says, "Every time I tell you a color, you write it down, but then you yell out the window "Green side up." What on earth does that mean?" The contractor shakes his head and says, "I've got four blondes laying sod across the street.

Don’t worry what people think – They don’t do it very often.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. For example, the United States government.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here. – Shakespeare

The rest of the cosmos is devoid of idiots because they are all here. – BBC

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

It is said

That every dog has his day, but I’m not so sure of that. I’ve had some great times in the past, and still do at times, but some people aren’t so lucky. A lot of folks struggle just to get by day to day.

Good morning you speck of cosmic dust, you blip in time, you, you space fart, how are you today? :-)

As I mentioned in a comment yesterday, I’ve changed the name of this blog from GOD UNCENSORED to SPIRIT UNCENSORED. I sure don’t censor myself, but show all that is in my mind. I’m not saying that it’s all good, just that it’s all there. And I’ll bet it isn’t that much different than what is in your mind.

Religions are supplements for those who don't get enough spirituality in their diet.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Besides, you don’t own things, they own you. Hum, sometimes I sound like a broken record.

I got a lot more done at George’s yesterday than I expected to. Got some difficult parts in front masked off and sprayed them. And also got the inside of a sort of front porch/sunroom masked and sprayed, parts of it will have to be brushed. I was pretty happy to get all that done, now I just have some work on the back lower part of the home to do. And some trim and rain gutters. Only now they want more done but I told them that they would have to move everything out of the areas that they want done as I’m not doing that. Maybe I will get a few days off while they work on that.

I’ve also been getting a little work done on the camper I’m restoring, I just haven’t been reporting on the progress, but I’ve gotten more panels installed.

Lincoln's ambition was never simply for office or power, but rather to accomplish something worthy that would stand the test of time, that would allow his story to be told after he died.

PARIS (AFP) - The brain neurons of liberals and conservatives fire differently when confronted with tough choices, suggesting that some political divides may be hard-wired, according a study released Sunday.

Interesting, but as far as I’m concerned both parties are wired wrong. But there has to be one for as long as there is the other, to create a balance. To try to keep everything moderate. God forbid that humans would just be moderate in the first place. And I don’t think they were hard-wired that way in the beginning, but that they evolved that way as politics formed. Politics are really bullshit if you see them properly, they keep getting more and more complex until they collapse as a system. For the simple reason that they won’t keep them simple.

Clerk: Can I help you?
BBC: I need some roofing screws.
Clerk: How long?
BBC: For a long time, I’m putting on a roof.
Clerk: Ha, ha, ha.

Clerk: Hi !
BBC: I wish I was.
Clerk: Ha, ha, ha, you just made my day.

During WWII a fighter pilot was shot down over Germany and was captured by the Nazis. He was hurt pretty bad so the German doctor amputated his arm. The pilot requested that they drop his arm over his base in England. The Germans, in a rare display of respect, did. Then next week they amputated his other arm and he asked for the same thing. Again, the Germans complied. The week after that they amputated his leg, and he again asked for them to drop it over his base in England.

The German general replied, "Nein, Ve do dis no more!" The pilot asked, "Why not?" The German answered, "Ve tink you trying to escape!"

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Playing with my brain

So what if you want some biscuits and don’t have any biscuit mix? I got sick and tired of those biscuits that come in tubes so started making biscuits using a baking mix. You can tinker around trying different things and still always get decent biscuits. But some times a person runs out of baking mix so I decided to try making some with something I always have on hand, that’s right, pancake mix and beer.

Two cups pancake mix
¾ cup of beer

Preheat oven to 425 degrees, mix beer into pancake mix. I don’t bother to roll the dough out and use a cookie cutter to make them, I just make drop biscuits by putting balls of dough on the cooking sheet and then flattening them with a spatula will a little butter on it so that the dough won’t stick to it.

Bake for 12 to 15 minutes and while you are waiting drink the rest of that can of beer. That made good biscuits and tinkering with that basic recipe would be interesting. You could use milk or water or juice. But if you use milk, water or juice start with just ½ cup, it takes more beer when you use it. I like to work some margarine into the dough also. Say, I’ll bet it would make a great pizza crust, I should try that.

Actually, a basic biscuit/pancake mix is so easy to make that I’m going to just start making my own and saving some money.

I’m still working on painting George’s house, it’s big and complex and I only work four or five hours a day on it. They are supposed to be helping me but his wife works full time and he has a sickness called TIVO that he spends much of the day messing around with. He is a great guy but not very skilled in handyman things so I’m doing most of the prep work, and I’m painting a lot more of it than I agreed to paint. But once the prep work is done it just makes sense for me to go ahead and spray it all as the spraying goes fast. On Saturday I got a lot of it sprayed. I’m just leaving them a little touch up work to do. Today I don’t suppose I will do any spraying as the time will be spent prepping the next area to spray. That home would be a bitch to paint with brushes and there are very few places you can use a roller.

I’m putting in a lot more hours than I agreed to for the boat I wanted so they will end up owing me money also.

I went to the UU Fellowship service yesterday because it was the yearly service where folks bring water (mostly), real or virtual and tell the story of the water and what it means to them and then pour it into a bowl with the other waters. When it was my turn at the mic I was shaking my bottle and said “This might have Vodka in it”, that got a laugh. But it was water from the hot springs and sand from a favorite beach. And after the service a lady came to me and asked me if I would do some painting at their place because they have seen my work at George’s place. WTF? I don’t think that I’m that good of a painter, and I do things on my own time frames and they have to put up with that, why do these people even want me?

Hey, live in an area where you get moss build up on your roof? It's very hard on tabbed roofing. One thing I like about dropping into beer church at times is that I meet interesting people and learn interesting things. I was talking to a man last evening that does a lot of handyman things and I learned that powdered Tide with Bleach laundry soap will kill it, for a couple of years. Wet the roof down, sprinkle it on the roof, in a few days go up and sweep it off. Do it again a second time and it will not come back for a few years.

I’m guessing that if a person sprinkled some of it on the high parts of the roof during the rainy season that they would never have any moss problems.

George gave me a stock watering tank, a nice heavy plastic one. Two feet deep, I’m going to make it into a one person hot tub.

In the news: Creators Syndicate - Ok, throw another $50 billion down the rat hole that is the Iraq occupation. It's only money, if you ignore the lives being destroyed. That's what the White House is asking for, in addition to the $147 billion in supplementary funds already requested.

Congress will grant the funding after Gen. David Petraeus and Ambassador Ryan Crocker follow President Bush's photo-op in Iraq's Anbar province with a dog-and-pony show of their own. Meanwhile, the Democrats are totally cynical about this continuing waste of taxpayer dollars and of American and Iraqi lives, and wanting Bush to hang himself with his own rope, they will deny him nothing.

How do you feel about that?

You can read the whole story/opinion here. Opinion

Iraq debate is sea of statistics: WASHINGTON - In vertical bars of blue, green, gray and red, a briefing chart prepared by the Defense Intelligence Agency says what Gen. David Petraeus won't. Insurgent attacks against Iraqi civilians, their security forces and U.S. troops remain high, according to the document obtained by The Associated Press. It is a conclusion that the well-regarded Army officer who is the top U.S. commander in Iraq is expected to try to counter when he and Ryan Crocker, the U.S. ambassador in Baghdad, testify before Congress on Monday and Tuesday. More than four years into a conflict initially thought to be a cakewalk, the war has become a battle of statistics, graphs and conflicting assessments of progress in a country of more than 27 million people.

Yeah, the frigging monkeys on this planet love to make statistics and charts, they kill each other and become statistics. All of them ignoring the fact that we are all from the same source and genetically and spirituality connected. Stupid monkeys.

Have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Thanks for dropping by

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment . Forgive us our trespasses."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years, Lead us not into temptation."


Enjoy the flowers
Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

The Redneck Sex Test

All answers are true or false.

1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
7. Semen is a term for sailors.
8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
23. Pornography is the business of making records.
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".

Paul, if Bill Maher is a dweeb what does that make you? A dweep? A dwerb? LOL Okay, so he is a comedian, but he is a damn good one picking on the right things. He is clearly intelligent, reads a lot, and has a good grasp and view of this world. Not to mention quick witted and deep in his own way. He must spend a lot of time at that and put a lot of effort in it. And his guests are very interesting also, including the musicians he has on his program that are a cut above average it seems. Just saying. If you don’t like Maher, who do you like?

I liked what he said about Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Whitney Houston and ding bats like that. And those are the kind of women available to me and that is why I don’t have a woman. They are older women and have calmed down a bit but not much, they still have a lot of stupid ideas and attitudes. ‘Crazy’ isn’t one of them, she is in a different category, I think that she must just have issues with men in general because of earlier experiences but she has never shared what they where with me so we can discuss them to see if we can resolve them.

Mexico has announced that Mexico will not participate in the next Summer Olympics. "Anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country."

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings per night and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals to one pound of weight per week.

Therefore, in the last three and a half years, I have had a chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds. I only weigh 155 pounds, so without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about three months ago. I owe my life to chocolate!

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC