Quotes

The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity. -George Bernard Shaw

The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them. -George Orwell

Some people think only intellect counts: knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy. -Dean Koontz

You do not become a "dissident" just because you decide one day to take up this most unusual career. You are thrown into it by your personal sense of responsibility, combined with a complex set of external circumstances. You are cast out of the existing structures and placed in a position of conflict with them. It begins as an attempt to do your work well, and ends with being branded an enemy of society. -Vaclav Havel, writer, philosopher, politician

When you do nothing, you feel overwhelmed and powerless. But when you get involved, you feel the sense of hope and accomplishment that comes from knowing you are working to make things better. -Pauline R. Kezer

Only great minds can afford a simple style. -Stendhal

There are two ways to get enough; one is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less. -G.K. Chesterton

Re-examine all that you have been told . . . dismiss that which insults your soul. -Walt Whitman

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

My guess is that if you brought back anyone who wrote our ancient religions, they would be amazed at what we have found out since the time they lived. But they would be even more amazed that people still believed what they had written in their utter ignorance. - Cenk Uygur

Speak English

President Bush said Friday the national anthem should be sung in English — not Spanish — in a blunt rejection of a new Spanish-language version.

I tend to agree with that, but not quite in the same way Mr. Bush sees it, as a nationalistic thing.
Nationalistic: Fanatically patriotic. Devotion to the interests or culture of a particular nation including promoting the interests of one country over those of others.

I agree that anyone moving to this country and working in it should be required to learn to speak English, but I also think that mankind should be advanced enough now to adapt one world wide language, it would just make it easier for everyone to communicate. I favor English naturally but it really doesn’t matter what it is in the long run.

The whole world would be better off if there was just one language, one monetary system, and borders were only lines on a map to describe where you are. Promoting one country over other country’s in this day and age is just nonsense.

As for the national anthem, it should just be scrapped and a whole new song more fitting to these days should be made up. In fact they did change some of the wording in the new Spanish version. Mankind advances so slowly in some ways that it’s disgusting to even think about it.

This country is now George W. Bush's republic. Republic: A political system in which the supreme power lies in a body of citizens who can elect people to represent them. And Mr. Bush certainly sees himself as having supreme power, but consider the following.

Who would Christ invade?
Who would Christ bomb?
Whose civil rights would Christ take away?
Whose lies would Christ believe?
How much money would Christ want to be paid?
What international mega-corporations would Christ favor?
What gay people would Christ condemn?
What political party would Christ favor?
What billionaires would Christ defer to?
Whose taxes would Christ cut?
What new nuclear weapons would Christ want designed and built?
What deals would Christ make with Jack Abrahmoff, Tom Delay or Rick Santorum?
What environmental laws would Christ want scrapped?
How much price-gouging with oil and gasoline would Christ desire to see?

I still see Mr. Bush and his lot as the anti-christ. And I’m sure that I’m not the only one that sees it that way. The world will be a better place when he and others like him is no longer in office. Consider this. How would we live if we where spiritually advanced? Billy B Cook. SAA

Clearing up some clutter

I just want to get some things out of the way today, here is something to think about. Most folks think of having their own country to run, and how would they run it? As a God is how. Maybe as a good God or as a bad God but that is how it would be run. Democracy, Free Will, Politics, Capitalism, what do these things have in common? They are all anti-christ, or anti-god.

I got to thinking about something (I can’t wait for senility so I don’t have to anymore). I think MacArthur was right, give an army some booze and women and it will whip anyone’s butt. Muslim’s will never rule the world because they want to take those things away from the rest of us, and we’ll whip their butts every time they try. They should come to the states and drink and party with us and the women for a few weeks, maybe they will go home with better attitudes. The ones that should be putting the extreme Muslim’s in place are the moderate more modern Muslin’s, other countries shouldn’t be fighting them.

If you don't like my thoughts and beliefs whose would you like? They are not my thoughts and beliefs, I've swiped them from Jesus, Russell, Churchill, Einstein and other great souls.

Average IQ’s of two hundred in the future will still be a joke, under average. This whole concept of intelligence is a big joke because we are not that intelligent yet.

If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon. - George Aiken

What is it with American’s and their making such a big deal out of stars? We have always honored hot babes of course, Ann Margaret was one of my favorites, but now it seems like bimbo sluts like Paris Hilton is a favorite. Hell, I wouldn’t walk across the street to lick her little tits. And I’m pretty sure I couldn’t have an intelligent conversation with her.

America has become a big joke, it doesn’t matter if you are a believer or a nonbeliever but you must still consider this. Maybe Mr. Bush and many of his cronies and family are the anti-christ posing as Christians. We know that he reads the bible everyday and thinks that he is doing Gods work, I however disagree that he is, and it is easy for me to see him as an anti-christ. There are people on this planet that see this whole country as the anti-christ.

My daughter has divorced me yet again. It’s okay, she refuses to look in a mirror when I say that she is often like her mother was. She expects everyone to support her, and for others to take the blame for what is wrong in her life. Screw it, I’m not very good at that, wait, she is a Christian. Goes to the very church I was once on the board of trusties. That didn’t last long after I saw how they operated.

You can be a candle and let your light shine, or a mirror and reflect it. But without a candle a mirror is still in the dark. Reflect on that. BBC

Where are you from?

The following is something I wrote last year.

Where are you from?
6/7/2005

Recently, in the kitchen in the Fellowship I go to a lady asked me where I was from. My reply was the same I often give others, mostly to test their sense of humor and to enjoy mine. "From my Mommy" I replied. It didn’t faze her a bit and we continued to talk. She wanted to know because I seem to have an interesting accent to some folks. I was born and raised in the Western United States but I’ve been in all the states but Hawaii, and a good share of Canada. If I have an interesting accent I don’t have a clue where I got it from.

The truth as I know it though is that I’m from the universe and just visiting here. A mother and her birth canal is simply a way of getting here with a nice fresh body seeing as they don’t last all that long and we often die, or get killed because we are on such a stupid planet.

A couple of weeks before that I decided I was hungry about midnight so left the boat (I had a 32 foot boat in the marina that I spent a lot of nights on) and went downtown for breakfast. I roam in wide ranging circles experiencing all the kinds of people and things that I can so I decided to have breakfast at the bar in DeLaneys, a local dive but the food makes a good turd. The man I sat down next to had a cheerful greeting and asked me how I was, I don’t recall my reply but he said "Wow, you must be God" I just replied "Maybe". Another man asked me where I lived. Looking around I replied "At the moment, right here". He looked at me kind of puzzled like and said something I didn’t fully catch. But I went on to explain that we must live each moment because we don’t know if we will be here the next, this is a dangerous planet to visit.

He said something like "But where is your home?" I said "This is my planet, this is my sky, my universe, this is my home, welcome to my home". He said "Smart ass". But he wasn’t giving up yet and said that there must be a place where I keep my clothes and get mail and such things. "Oh, sure there is" I replied. "I own a small piece property on the East side of town and live in a camper and I have a thirty-two foot boat in the marina that I spend a lot of time on". "And I have some really fancy homes and toys in a place you may not understand".

"Where would that be?" He asks. "In the cosmos, in what you might call heaven" I reply. "Where I don’t have to work hard for them, maybe lose them, have them taken away from me, don’t have to take care of them, where they are not harmful to this planet and killing it". I used to chase all those things, and had many of them, but I’m just not into that anymore.

By then I could see that the two brain cells bouncing around in his otherwise empty head had pretty much beat each other up so he decided to try another subject and said something about football. I know nothing about football other than I think it is a stupid mindless sport and I have more important matters to ponder, so we talked about women, another subject I know nothing about even though I’ve had a lot of experiences with them. He came to the conclusion that they are all idiots, I came to the conclusion that I haven’t found one spiritual enough for me. I love all of them but they drain me because of the silly beliefs they learn on this silly rock.

Another man that knows me and knows that I’m a new age minister was there also and he understood all that I was saying to that man. Only he made the mistake of calling me a man of the cloth so I had to correct him by saying "I wish you wouldn’t put it that way, we are just spiritual bothers and sisters here trying to enjoy each other on a physical screwed up planet where they teach us a lot of stupid things". He understood that also.

Today I worked for a while for a man I’ve worked off and on for near on to eight years. Having gotten done early I stopped at a few ladies homes to check on them and their needs, my trap line I call it. At one ladies home I was going down the running list of things needing to be done, most of which I had already taken care of when I noticed that she had added "Service vacuum cleaner".

"Service vacuum cleaner?" I said, "does it need sex?" She said something like "Maybe, I don’t know, but it needs something." Turns out that it just needed a little cleaning and a new belt and I got it fixed in short order and vacuumed up some of the critters on the floor that are always there having sex. But most folks don’t think about what is going on on those floors.
Billy B Cook, SAA

Heaven

There's a story about a very educated English gentleman visiting a great Buddhist master. The holy man poured a cup of tea for the Englishman and kept pouring and pouring until there was tea all running on the floor. Finally, the Englishman could not sit silently any longer and asked: "Why are you overfilling the cup?" The Buddhist master replied: "This cup is like your head. It is so full of your own thoughts that nothing else will go into it. You must empty yourself first in order to learn anything new from me." So I ask you to clear you’re mind before reading on. BBC

The highest truths as I know them came to me from the cosmos and not from books that mortals wrote. They may be in some books but there are a lot of books out there and a lot of them are just full of nonsense. One of my highest truths is that we are spiritual entities here to experience this physical planet. But they teach our human brains many stupid things here and mankind has to overcome all that in order to make this planet what it should be, heaven on earth.

Aside from the fact that we have had all kinds of beliefs pushed at us during the course of our lives, deep down inside us I think we all know what heaven is.

You think about heaven all the time. You are often thinking things like, "well this thing going on here, this is nonsense, it can’t be like this in heaven because I see it a different way in my mind." The thoughts you have everyday is you creating your heaven even though you cannot create it here. You can’t create it here of course because others get in the way of your doing that, they won’t do and act as you need them too. Others in fact often screw your little world all up and you wish you could make them be what you want or need them to be too you.

Heaven is anything you want it to be. You can build your own world in whatever ways you like. You can be the age you like, have the body as you would like it to be and look how you want to, or keep changing that appearance. You may have what friends and close loved ones you want around you, and they will be the way you want them to be. You have any material things you want like cars, boat, toys, whatever. Only the thoughts you want to have will be with you. You can surround yourself with unconditional love of anyone you like, have sex with anyone you like, have all your ex mates or ones you loved with you and you will all live in harmony. You will experience no evil unless you choose to, although I don’t know why anyone would want to. If you lived an honorable life the best you could the cosmos will allow you whatever you want when your mortal body dies.

Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now – always.

Look, each heaven is tailor made, I can’t tell you what it is to you, but would the cosmos, the spiritual world give you anything less than what you need? Only you can decide what your heaven is. Each of you are your own entity, yet part of a greater whole, so of course you create your own heaven. I can’t tell you what your heaven is, but you can.

If you have friends and a mate that you would like to be different in some ways you can make them that way in your heaven. They likewise can make you the way they would like you in their heaven. That is omnipresence. You can be two different beings in two different places at the same time. Or a hundred or thousand different beings, fulfilling each role as needed.

You don’t have to believe in a heaven, an afterlife. But isn’t it just as easy to believe in it as it is to not believe in it? Isn’t it just as easy to believe also that you are part of a greater spirit, omnipresent, always here? That if you are worried about the future of mankind and this planet that it is simply something flowing through you? Something that doesn’t want it to end? So that you can keep enjoying it? Make it Heaven on Earth? This is a physical planet, a touchy feely place where when you touch something you actually feel it.

An example of that. Close your eyes and think about clapping your hands. Now open your eyes and clap your hands. Think about hugging someone, now go hug someone. You see the difference? You get actual feeling and sound here. Heaven, and the spiritual world is just a place of thoughts, that is why you can’t look out there in space and see it.

Some times you do want to leave here, but you arrive here with an instruction hard wired into you. "Survive". If you leave to early you may miss an experience you can take with you. Heaven is a direct projection of what each of you value most. But I do question what some folks heavens would look like, or what they want and would have here. In fact it’s others and their greed’s that often make it hard for you to have things the way they should be here.

Your soul is a spirit, part of a greater spirit, it shall live on. Now you know how to build your own piece of eternal bliss so start collecting the gifts and loved ones you want to take with you in your thoughts now. If you miss something don’t worry about it, they know what you want.
The cartoon below by the Over the Hedge author got it right, this person has figured it out pretty well. Click on the small panel to actually see the cartoon, that I didn’t get permission to post here, see how I am. Why would I? I am the all, I had him make that cartoon.

Hold hands and stick together now, it gets nasty out there on this third rock from the sun.
Billy B Cook. SAA

Twinkle, twinkle little star.
How I wonder what you are.
Maybe you are just a thought.
But then again, maybe not.
BBC

Real World Questions

So I’m taking this Amoxicillin every eight hours for an infection and you need something in your stomach before taking the pill, yogurt was suggested if it wasn’t around a meal time. How does eating one little container of yogurt and then popping a pill produce six cups of diarrhea yogurt? How?

How does this work? I went to see a friend yesterday afternoon and my throat was so bad that I could hardly talk. He said that Peppermint Schnapps was good for that so I went to the liquor store and got some. And by God, it works, or I'm just too frigging drunk to care. Hic…… Just kidding, it isn’t that high in alcohol content and you just take little sips. And I've cut way back on my smoking, only six ciggs today, will keep cutting them down and just quit once and for all now. I don’t care if I die tomorrow, I just don’t want to hurt today, know what I mean?

Can I say anything that doesn’t piss someone off on any given day? Geez, I mention that I only masturbated once last week and a friend called me up and chewed me out because she is always pestering me for sex and I’m not taking advantage of it. I didn’t know she was reading my blog but that is beside the point, so I had to tactfully tell her that even though I really like her I am just not interested in her that way. After three years of pestering me you would think that she would have gotten that by now. If she was spiritual I would be tempted to try it, but she isn’t. Or maybe I will have enough to drink some night for a little human monkey sex if she catches me at just the right time.

Scott is still trying to figure out the religion thing on the Dilbert blog and some readers seem too think that if you are enlightened that you don’t believe in God. I think that I’m enlightened, and I believe in God, I just know that God is pretty much an un-evolved idiot and I’m/we are living proof of that. Many think that you have to be brainwashed to believe in God, I accuse people of that myself. But I’m talking about a different kind of God than they are. If I need to be brainwashed to believe in God at least I brainwashed myself and didn’t allow any religion to do it.

You know what’s cool about being God? Many so called ministers can’t tell you what heaven is, but if your God you make your own heaven. Got that? In fact I will post an explanation of heaven on my blog tomorrow. Now hold hands and stick together y’all. BBC

I searched through rebellion, drugs, diets, mysticism, religions, intellectualism and much more, only to begin to find that truth is basically simple - and feels good and right.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is a perfect American day, see how sick they are.

The higher type of man clings to virtue, the lower type of man clings to material comfort. The higher type of man cherishes justice, the lower type of man cherishes the hope of favors to be received.

I know what being a gifted adult means; It means being punished if you dare being yourself.

I'm recruiting

Mrs. God just won’t get off my butt about this virgin thing so here’s the deal. I’m recruiting people, male or female. To mock those that have obsessions with virgins, especially the fools that think that blowing themselves up will get them a bunch of them when they get to heaven. These people are here to enjoy the women on this planet, not dream about women that don’t exist in heaven, what use would heaven have for virgins? These people need to be laughed at until they stop thinking like that. Make up ideas for bumper stickers and posters and get the word out there folks.

A question Scott asked on the Dilbert blog. Do you believe there are people ALIVE TODAY who can, even occasionally, predict the future in a psychic way?

Answer: We see the future, we plan the future, Mrs. God and I spend a lot of time at it and discuss it all the time. And then the nose pickers on our planet play with their brains and screw our plans all up because they won’t let us flow through them. How do we get them to see that they are us? It’s pretty hard to predict the future when humans are always screwing our plans up and fighting and killing each other.

At times someone will tell me that what I say sounds pagan and uneducated, Christian ministers like to tell me that. But what can be more pagan and uneducated than the views of a Christian, Muslim or a Jew? You call their views enlightened and educated? You call allowing yourselves to be bamboozled and brainwashed getting a religious education?

I haven’t had time to study the LDS religion more but when I do I can assure you that it will be to find the faults in it and point out the faults in their beliefs. Why do religions try to be everything to everyone? For example, tell people what they should and shouldn’t eat. It is because they can’t explain their spirituality so they come up with other ways to be something to them. To be as a Mother and Father too the followers. I wouldn’t listen to any religion that was telling me what to eat. Life is uncertain, eat dessert first.

A thought: I hate it when I can feel my hair growing, it’s irritating, distracting, don’t you just hate it when that happens to you? I’m having to trim it everyday. I just realized how sick I was last week, I only masturbated once, on Sunday if you have the need to know.

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

War is not nice. - Barbara Bush (Tell Mr. Bush)

Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg

What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy? - Mahatma Gandhi

One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about what the war should be called. I said at once 'The Unnecessary War'. - Sir Winston Churchill

Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies. - W. L. George

You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

I’m going to let my little light shine, let it shine, let it shine. More whiskey and fresh women for my men. BBC

The rest of this is a copy of an email I sent to some of my friends and readers. Some of you might find it interesting.

I've had a goofy heart since I was two or three years old. A result of rheumatic fever. If you describe heart sounds as clicks most of them sound something like
Click click click. But mine is like. Click click clickclick. The valve bounces when it closes. Pretty cool hey? Sometimes it goes nuts and won't close properly and I start a little trip to the other side of life. Beating my chest has always gotten it back in line though. Someday it may not be that way.

I was at the clinic yesterday discussing it with the doctor because the people that are going to do the rest of my dental work sent me to one as they wanted it confirmed that I had a murmur and he asked me if I ever worry about it.

Heck no !! I've lived my whole life with the assumption that I may not be here the next day. So very early in life I stopped worrying about death, and now in my later years, that I'm really surprised I made it to this point and see that I'm omnipresent, death is just an abstraction to me. But when that happens y'all are going to have a big party for me, right?

I explained to him that I live each day as it comes to me and I don't worry about it at all. And I don't make any long term plans or commitments anymore, I just live each day. He said that I had it figured out pretty as that is how he has come to see things.

And boy have I lived it, I've put two hundred and fifty years of wear and tear and experiences into this time around. And if I'm not here tomorrow? No regrets, even though I have believed and done some stupid things, who hasn't? And I don't want anyone crying over my passing. I know that some folks won't because I challenge them to much. *lol* Hum, I need to write my eulogy so some other person doesn't screw it up.

How many of you have written your own eulogy's? What do you wish to be said about you? Well, I'm thinking about death aren't I? But I'm just thinking about it, I accepted it a long time ago. Sixty-two, how did I get this old anyway? I wasn't trying too. Spare me eighty and pooping in a diaper again, that is for cowards (humans) that are afraid to move on and pick up a nice fresh body again. I prefer resurrections and being omnipresent. BBC

She said - He said

Boy, it’s hard to stop smoking, just as hard as Adam’s at the Dilbert blog is having getting off of his religion kick, but I know that we need breaks from that journey, or a way to make it funny. He’ll be back with it but at least today he is on a different subject for a bit, good. He appears to be a man like me, likes to lead his own parade. Every religion he studies is going to insult him in some way until he works it out to where he is his own God. Then he will try to figure out how to get in front and lead that parade. Time will tell as to if I called that right or not but I just don’t see him being a follower like Tom Cruise or a Catholic unless he finds something, or someone to follow that makes sense to him. Geez, as a gardener I plant a few spiritual seeds in his blog hoping he will tend them some and the next thing I know he is at top speed and trying to farm the whole frigging planet in three weeks. But he doesn’t even know what his beliefs are. It’s like giving a box of Lincoln Logs to a hyper kid and saying "See what you can do with these." The next thing you know he is out cutting down forests and trying to build cities he doesn’t know how to build. But these journeys take time to be done properly, I sure do want a cigarette.

A perfect world: What’s a perfect world look like to you? I get a glance at one at times, when I buy a new tub of margarine, pull the lid up and there it is in all it’s glory. Doesn’t even have a seal to show that no one has messed with it.

Non-Fiction, or not, with humor, you decide: She said, he said.

So I’m speeding around the cosmos having sex with everything I can get my energies on when Mrs. God starts pestering me to slow down a little and talk too her about the problems on that stupid planet Earth. God hates it when she pulls that crap thinking I should have the power to reach down there with a heavenly hand and slap those idiots back into shape, if only I did.

But when she starts pestering me I can’t get away from her because out here she can travel just as fast as I can and there is no place to hide. No place so violent that she won’t go there, at this level of our energies we are both indestructible. So I slow down a little and she says "Honey, why do those guys over in that part of the planet Earth think they will be getting a bunch of virgins when they die? There isn’t any virgins out here" Well my dear, a few thousand years ago some idiots wrote books and convinced them that there is, and that they will get some of them when they die. And they let others talk them into doing their fighting for them, thinking that will be their reward for being martyrs. Things like that.

"Boy, that sure is stupid" she says "Haven’t you told them that there isn’t anything but zillions of beautiful horney souls willing to share a big orgy with them? More for each of them than there are stars in the skies?" Hey woman, I try too, we have had this discussion before (she has a short memory) and we agreed that the planet is full of idiots that don’t listen to us.

"But virgins" she says, "who wants virgins? Humans are just spiritual beings there to experience sex in physical human forms, virgins aren’t much good at that". I know Hon, but they haven’t figured that out yet, or what the rules are. It’s not like it is here, there has to be rules there and the only instructions they arrive with is to survive and procreate. But things have changed and evolved, there is getting to be to many of them now, they need to get a handle on that and just enjoy themselves.

Then she asks "What is this Scott Adam’s up to with all his babbling?" I don’t have a clue Hon, do you think I’m psychic? Maybe he is just intent on babbling himself nuts like Richard Bach and Ron Hubbard and others did. It depends on if he can keep it simple or not.

"Honey, what are you doing to do about all those people that are starving to death in parts of the world everyday?" She asks. She knows there is nothing I can do other than too try to get the humans there to do something, why does she pester me about this? So I say to her "Why don’t you do something about it my dear, why don’t you go down there and fix that?"

And she says "You know I can’t do that". Oh, that’s right, your broom is still in the shop waiting for new thrusters isn’t it? "Smart ass" she says. Thankfully she has short attention spans and gets her mind back on what she really is always thinking about and says "Honey, lets shoot over there to the edge of that galaxy and sex up another beautiful nebula with the rest of those energies. Ah, cosmic sex. Violent, pagan, beautiful, as you can see through the Hubbell telescope now, spiritual.

Moving on with my human experience here. I had a bad week with low energy. To start with I had to suffer through last weekend with an infected tooth that was getting worse fast. Had two of them pulled on Monday and was given a prescription of Amoxicillin to fight off the infection. Then I started getting a cold or something and my butt has really been dragging, lost ten pounds because I haven’t been eating much. Lack of food and the Amoxicillin has produced some very interesting diarrhea, I think I could make glue out of it. I can’t sleep well and can’t get fully awake, but I’m starting to feel a little better now, I think. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger they say, but I know that isn't really true.

I didn’t know that Mormon’s think that they are all Gods. Really? They think that? I don’t recall ever hearing that, well that’s a start, bless their hearts. They are way ahead of Christian’s and Muslim’s in this respect, and they are more peaceful. Actually, this is nothing new, it’s just that later religions buried it all, the truths. Their reasoning, what they believe about once having infinite wisdom and some of their other beliefs is flawed, but at least they have the fact that they are God correct. Call it a cult if you want but if there is going to be a cult running this planet someday I’m rooting for the God cult. I’ve studied them some, guess I will study them some more. Besides, maybe one of them Goddess’s is horney and wants to jump my bones, spiritual sex is great.

Keep it simple, and no simpler. – Albert Einstein. Have a great day folks, remember to hold hands and stick together. BBC

~4 Chaos

Good morning friends, started picking your noses yet? My oldest sister, she ate hers, weird. The shit stirring gets pretty heavy here and at the Dilbert blog. So I need to find some humor to put in here first, we need humor while on this journey, then I’m going to discuss a comment ~C4 Chaos made to me in Scott’s blog. And tomorrow is Sunday, Scott is taking the day off and I’m cooking up something funny for you being as he has been such a drag lately.

First, stupid people in the news: PORTLAND, Ore. - An Oregon man (on drugs) who went to a hospital complaining of a headache was found to have 12 nails embedded in his skull from a suicide attempt with a nail gun, doctors say. Surgeons removed the nails with needle-nosed pliers and a drill, and the man survived with no serious lasting effects, according to a report on the medical oddity in the current issue of the Journal of Neurosurgery.

I’m amazed, I’ve used nail guns and they are violent things. The fact that he lived must mean he does not have much of a brain or he would have died. Reminds me of a woman I once dated. She only had two brain cells that keep pinging around in there beating each other up and always being bruised.

How about cool things you can say in emails:
The only reason I dare writing this is because I have absolutely no sense of embarrassment. Besides, embarrassing my children is a full time job.

God loves us all and damn those that don't.
It isn't easy being in charge of such an elite operation.
Brighten/darken a day. Forward this edition of certified wisdom to a friend or enemy today!
My highest ambition is to die on TV so I can entertain you.
I'm nuts because women and the world drive me nuts. My only joy anymore is to try to drive them nuts in return. But if I'm not stepping on my dick I'm stepping on my tongue. I'm just a sucker too women and the bait is a red dress.

What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?
Success didn't spoil you, you've always been insufferable.
I'm not interested in your fuzzy moral math.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

Hey, I was frigging sane when I arrived on this crazy planet, it made me nuts.
I bet that you produce achievements that cannot or should not be reproduced
So I see things that others aren't able to see, so what?
Who do I have to sleep with to get a decent orgasm on this planet?
It started out with a touch. How did it end up like this?
Did you run out of rabies vaccine?

My voting habits are going to change, no one packing a bible and thinking they are doing God's work is going to get my vote.

You're too damn dumb to be left alone. OOPS, did I say that out loud?

Okay, lets look at what ~C4 Chaos said in the Dilbert blog yesterday you little nose pickers, I'm going to type this slow so that y'all can keep up, sorry if I have little fits of typelexia and make mistakes at times when writing, or use the wrong words, just like the rest of you. I often stick my head up my butt and use ‘where’ instead of ‘were’ for example, and there is this too, to thing, I always have a problem with that, maybe I will just start going with to/o. Na, that looks like shit. The world is going faster and is more confusing than our simple evolving minds can keep up with. It's the exponential escalation thing where things keep happening faster and faster, and I wonder if the human mind can keep up with it all at times.

First I will post what Chaos said, then I will run it through my shit filter and answer it the best I can at this time. But I retain the right to change my mind next week.

* BBC said: "It appears to me that it will be a future generation that will be intelligent enough to go through all my writings, understand the things I say these days and will be saying in the future, and start fixing the problems on this planet by getting rid of religions and being simply spiritual."
i admire your blog and your intentions. unfortunately i think you are being too idealistic on things. i say religion will be here to stay as long as there's humanity. and that is good. why? let me just leave you with this cool quote:
"Utopias are great - until people start moving in." ~C4 Chaos *

Grind, grind, filter, filter. Boy, smells like shit in here. Hey, did you know that if your asshole didn’t have a flange on it that your butt would fall off?

*i admire your blog and your intentions. *

Ah, a small I, a little fit of typelexia, see, we all do it. Maybe I just do the blog because seeing as the frigging world is driving me crazy I intend on taking it with me. Just kidding, I’ve been on a very strange journey for eight years. It certainly isn’t what I expected it to be when I moved here. My intention is to try to start the process that starts bringing the world together in better ways. I assume that it is going to take a hundred years to get moving that direction, things change slowly here in some ways. Technology is moving fast but spirituality has been going down the tubes. There isn’t as many people holding hands and sticking together, and there is an increasing gap between the rich and the poor and exploited.

A hundred years? But I won’t be here then so what do I care? I know some of you are thinking that. I know that you tune it out when I tell you that I’m omnipresent, always here, and that I’m getting tired of this crap. Go ahead, tune it out, if you think you are not omnipresent also, that you just live and die one time, here is the deal. The rest of us will honor that and let your light go out. It’s no big deal to us if you no longer exist as part of the omnipresent ALL. But you better damn well be good while you are here, and be kind to the planet, and hold hands and stick together, and treat others as right as you can. And if you get too bad others may kill you.

*unfortunately i think you are being too idealistic on things.*
Oh, I get it, you’re too fucking lazy to hit the Shift key to get a capital letter. Or you’re too damn dumb to be alone. Opps, did I say that out loud? *lol*, I love C4 Chaos of course, just gotta pitch a little shit on him.

Yes, I’m being too idealistic, I’ve always been that way on this subject. I’m always fifty years ahead of my time. And others are always fucking my cosmic plans up, and I have to keep changing them. Human’s, it’s to bad I can’t reach down with a hand from the sky and slap them around a little. Stupid little nose pickers. Mrs. God is sitting over there laughing at me, the ignorant bitch. But she had to take up humor as she hasn’t got anymore power than I do.

Sometimes I wish the stupid bible was true, we would turn a bunch of you into pillars of salt. Starting with people like Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney and anyone else that is bombing and warring and conning others into fighting for them. Fucking idiots. Those kind of people, we don’t want them around, when they die we put their cosmic lights out. Wherever they think they are going, they are not, we don’t want them with us, we are peaceful here and they are not fighting for us, we never gave them permission to do that. They will not be in our heaven no matter what they think. And Pat Roberts and idiots like him isn’t going to be able to help them any. Idiots, they are the anti-Christ.

*i say religion will be here to stay as long as there's humanity. and that is good. why? let me just leave you with this cool quote: "Utopias are great - until people start moving in."*

Yes, there is that nose picker thing isn’t there, and a desire for absolute free will instead of just freedom to do certain things. But you didn’t mention the most important thing, the greed of some, and unwillingness to share with others, other than crumbs that is. But if the humans would just accept that they are God in human form visiting this earth they would start looking at things differently. Some of them you would have to make look at things differently. If you are a part of God, of the ALL, you have the right to demand your rights when it comes to things like fair wages and healthcare and such if the others are keeping that from you.

I guess you could call that a religion if you wish, but at least it would be the only one on the planet. I prefer to just call it a spirituality though.

Maybe an absolute utopia isn’t possibe here, but it sure can be a lot better than it is. If you had a wise (spiritual) worldwide ruling body that spoke lightly and carried a big stick they could make this a lot better planet for everyone to live on. All these separate countries and governments really are bullshit and cause too many problems because it’s all about power, egos, patriotism’s, getting the best advantage and such. What a mess it makes everything here. The people on this planet should not allow this to keep happening.

Why did God make human’s? Answer: God didn’t make human’s, can’t anyone on this planet get that into their thick heads? Mrs. God made human’s. Why did Mrs. God make human’s? She didn’t know she was. She just marvels at the beauty of it all and hopes that mankind doesn’t destroy it.

Everything is an evolution, change is inevitable, there has to be change. Someone has to show the way. (BBC)
A soul is like an appendix, some folks don’t use it.
Be prepared to preach, pray or perish in an instant.
No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road (path), it is never to late to turn back.
Alcohol, for thousands of years helping ugly people have sex.
I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely, goes to a whole different galaxy for a bit for some peace. This is the only planet anywhere that isn’t peaceful. Wait, the rest of them don’t have humans on them. Hold hands and stick together now. Love and Peace. BBC

The Dilbert Zone

Sigh, sorry but this is going to be a long and serious post for intellectuals and seekers. Not that intellectuals agree with each other but we don’t normally pull out guns and kill each other over the things we discuss.

Have you folks that visit the Dilbert blog noticed that Scott has gone from ‘teaching’ us to babbling a lot and questioning us? Socrates reborn and trying to drive you all nuts. Wait, you’re already all nuts by inheritance and education. Who is intelligent? Most of the IQ’s in this blog are from 130 to 160 I’m guessing, big deal, at times during my research I stand in soup lines with Mensa members. Intelligence is only an illusion you allow yourselves, you’re just a tick smarter than your ancestors is all. In a few more generations people won’t be considered intelligent unless their IQ is over 200. It’s interesting too watch a semi-well known man struggle with all this religious stuff. I say semi-well known as most folks I mention him to are clueless about him.

It appears to me that it will be a future generation that will be intelligent enough to go through all my writings, understand the things I say these days and will be saying in the future, and start fixing the problems on this planet by getting rid of religions and being simply spiritual, the people around just don’t want to it, they want to argue and support their old beliefs.. By then though, things may be bad enough that they will be forced to.

What old philosopher was it, well before the time of Jesus that answered a question asked him about religion by masturbating in public? I don’t recall. But as I sit here reading these comments I am fondling my dick. Any questions?

All of you ….. Step away from your computers….. Go look in a mirror….. Say….. "Hi God".
Have a good day all. BBC

Many intelligent people embrace religions because they make damn good money doing so, there are plenty of people on this planet willing to sell their soul for money. I know of a great many ministers that are drunks and nut cases because of it though. Many intelligent people are only spiritual and not following a religion other than as a way to congregate with others and the support groups in churches because they are wise enough to know that someday they may need help beyond what they can handle alone. It’s the holding hands and sticking together thing. Or because it is to their advantage to appear to be religious, politicians in particular. I don’t think that at this time the people of this country would vote for a non-religious but spiritual only person. I sure would like to be proven wrong though.

I don’t figure that I’m much of a prophet and prophecies can be wrong or turned around if others take responsibility for turning them around. But I am a messenger, and my message is that mankind is God in evolution and is responsible for the outcome of his future here.

On his recent post subject of "Uh-Oh" he discus’s a book he is reading, Misquoting Jesus, I’m wondering why a man like Scott would waste the time reading such a book. If a mind is telling a person that the bible is mostly just a lot of myths, made up events, hooey, and was written by a lot of foolish people (no matter how well meaning they where at the time) what is the point in reading another book by so called experts that study it? Seems like a waste of time to me so I won’t bother reading it.

There are no new thoughts about love, peace, wars, god, greed, capitalism, etc at his blog. All of these things have been hashed over for thousands of years, All the great thoughts have already been thought and stated, it’s just that they are soon forgotten. Religions buried a good many of them. They where expressed in recent years by Albert Einstein, Bertram Russell, Richard P. Feynman, and men and women of their ilk. And by many other great minds in the past. So we basically are rehashing everything as we always are because we keep forgetting it all and the difference between right and wrong.

Lets discuss Scott’s post subject of "Respecting the Beliefs of Others." We’ll play he said, I say.
He said: People keep telling me that I should respect the beliefs of others. That sounds entirely reasonable, at least until you think about it.

I say: Right, until you think about it, and question if you want to respect a bunch of nut cases because that hasn’t worked for thousands of years.

He said: I fantasize about becoming President one day and insisting on settling the question of which religion is "right." I’d assemble all the experts on history and religious and science, and televise them arguing the merits and evidence of their sides, with cross-examination and – most important – mocking. There would be no stop date for this debate. It would continue until even a child could recognize which positions are the most easily mocked.

I say: I wouldn’t even consider running for such an office, unless it was for king of the whole world under one government so that I didn’t have to fight with all the other governments. Back when I was considered a mover and shaker in a small town in Utah I was told by numerous people that I should run for mayor. No thanks, I had a business, was putting out a weekly newsletter, had formed a business association and felt that I was more effective and useful to the town outside of office. To me politics always have been and always will be bullshit, I like being an emperor.

But Scott has the most valid reason for wanting to be president that I believe I have ever heard, so maybe we should just bypass all political party’s and do a write in during the next elections. I got a mayor in line once by mocking, so I’m not discounting using it. And it’s not true that mocking is wrong, that is just something made up by folks that don’t like to be mocked for their stupid beliefs and things they do. After my mocking of the mayor she and I went on to work on some projects together because she saw that I was effective in pulling the town together. I just had to get her puffed up ego back in line first.

I was helping a friend move one day a few years ago and there was discussion on TV between an extreme Christian and a couple of very smart women. Boy, did they have him angry and looking stupid, good thing they where national TV, he looked like he wanted to take a bat to them. Christian’s really do have a sort of insanity in them, not to pick on Christians alone though, all religions have a bit of an insanity in them. And mocking them piss’s some of them off and they start shooting, but it won’t stop me from doing it, they’ve been killing me for thousands of years and this is just one body and it’s getting old anyway.

He said: I respect the Mormons for doing a great job of creating good citizens.

I say: Ditto, but there is still lots of room for improvement.

He said: Surely there are beliefs that deserve slightly less respect than others.

I say: A lot less than some others. No religion has my full respect and I wish they where all gone. The Quakers come close but they are so boring in some ways. Many thousands of years ago after early man had evolved into something somewhat peaceful and was willing to welcome other bands of humans they came across and do trade and such things went pretty well for them. Until they started sharing their religions with each other, then they would get an insanity in them and fight each other over a bunch of nonsense.
These days you hear a lot about respecting each others religions and all in all most people do try. But there has always been those that will not let things be and will work others up, and there will be wars over it all. There always has been and there always will be, hum, unless we can mock them all out of existence. Maybe a bumper sticker that says something like "Your God is an idiot, and so is mine".

A comment on his blog: It is my guess that this "last prophet" will abolish religion entirely, by explaining things in such a way that religion won't be needed anymore. Posted by: James

I say: Bingo !!!! Thank you James for saying it the way I should have thought of saying it. But being as I am the all, it was just another part of me that said it. I have said it, only in others ways. BBC

He said: This has to be an even bigger problem for those of you who have a religion of your own.

I say: I don’t have a religion, only a spirituality based on what the cosmos, my higher self if you will, tells me. That we are God in evolution. I keep telling everyone that God told me to tell them that they are God but no one believes me, I don’t think the rest of humanity wants such a responsibility. It is good for people to congregate though and set up support systems and such. I would never start what I would consider a religion, but maybe a spiritual movement is in order. A fellowship, like The Fellowship of God. Or The Fellowship of ALL.

He said: I also wonder if showing respect for all beliefs is causing more problems than it’s avoiding.

I say: Damn right it is Scott, damn right. But at least I recognize that my God is an idiot because it is us in evolution. You know, I don’t like to put a comma before a persons name most of the time, it seems to break up the flow. Screw what the sentence structure people say, it’s the english language, screw with it as you please, everyone else does. I’ll put my commas where I damn well please, my only rule is to use as simple of words as I can.
He said: I’ve never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I’ve seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

I say: Well, very wise people will change their minds because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts, but there are very few wise people on this planet. But go ahead, mock me if you don’t believe me, it won’t change the things I say and believe. I’ve been through too much on my strange journey, and I’m not backing down. But I’m not packing a gun and I’m not going to kill anyone. I’m being peaceful and I think everyone else should be.

He said: Many of our biggest world problems are caused by different religious views.

I say: Duh !! And borders of country’s that separate spiritual brothers and sisters instead of simply being lines that describe where you are on the planet. And patriotism to those country’s and borders, now how stupid is that? Take the softwood issue between the United States and Canada for example. Remove the border other than as a description of where you are, now what is the issue? Disappeared didn’t it? Isn’t there now just a free exchange of trade and goods? I have no problem with a single world government, as long as it’s not driven by greed and capitalists and that seems to be what is happening.
He said: Muslims believe all Christians will burn in Hell. Christians believe that the Koran is fiction. They can’t both be right.

I say: They are both wrong. But I’m not getting into that long discussion here other than to say that there is no hell other than the one on this planet, and both of those books are fiction for the most part and it should be stamped on the covers in big red letters. Go into a library, there is a fiction section, a nonfiction section, a religious section. Why? Because librarians, the academia, do not want to get into the arguments of whether or not religions are fiction or not, it’s up to you to decide, as if you could. You may as well just be an atheist, agnostic or humanist, the world might be a better place because of it. But I say that you should all be spiritual and that doesn’t require a religion, it’s why I have not formed my own church or fellowship as tempted as I am to at times. I don’t want to lead anyone and I don’t want anyone following me. I want everyone to be God and start acting like it. I think every church on the planet should be converted to a Fellowship of God, and of course operate properly.

He said: Sometimes that’s as close to wisdom as we can get.

I say: Well, at this time in time and space anyway, but lets try to keep moving forward instead of backwards. Tomorrow I will play he/she said - I say in response to some comments posted in Scott’s blog.

Virgins

Okay, two posts again today. Over on the Dilbert blog I keep seeing references about beer and virgins.

Send beer and virgins? What is it with you idiots and your virgins? Does it make you feel manly to pop a cherry? What a bunch of sick people on this planet, I’ll take a woman with a little experience that likes sex over a virgin any day. Virgins, bah, they are only a virgin once and they aren’t any fun then. BBC

American Women
Frank was driving home from one of his business trips in Northern Arizona when he saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Frank tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman.

The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a white bag on the seat next to Frank.

"What in bag? " asked the old woman.

Frank looked down at the white bag and said, "It's a box of chocolates. I got it for my wife".

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said: "Good trade."

Now I'm more pissed

Yeah, I’m more pissed now than I was, but I’ve got a good joke also. Old one but we tend to forget them.

So I went to Olycap today, a college dental program, but didn’t get to finish my interview because they want me to go to a doctor first to see if I need any pre-medications before having dental work done. I’m so frigging stupid that I told them I had rheumatic fever when young and they worry about heart valve problems. I’m sixty-two damn years old, what difference does it make if some dental work kills me off? What don’t people understand when I say "I don’t give a fuck if I die because life on this planet is bullshit and most American women judge love by how much money a man has in his wallet?" I shouldn’t bitch as I’m not living under a tree starving to death like many people on this planet are everyday.

I drive automobiles around many other idiots, I could die out there at any time. I’ve driven eighteen-wheelers about three hundred thousand miles, flown around in airplanes, done all sorts of things that could have killed me because of some random event because this is a violent planet. I live life everyday with the assumption that it’s a good day to die because I can’t do a damn thing about it anyway. How many times do I have to tell people that it’s just a body, not the spirit.

And the reason I’m even more pissed now is that I went over to see a friend this afternoon that just had a couple of teeth pulled and his bill was about $170.00, where mine was $380.00, you do the math. So here is my advice to you, if you live in the Port Angeles, Washington area and need a dentist call doctor Irwin and not doctor Selander because he is just too damn greedy. A New Yorker, go figure. At the very least don’t go to Selander without getting estimates from other dentists first. I would have went to Irwin, I called him first because that is where my friend went, but he couldn’t get me in on Monday and the teeth needed to go that day. I didn’t expect there to be that much difference between the rates of dentists. Irwin charged or pulling one of my friends teeth even though he pulled two, that tells me that he is a more compassionate person when it comes to people that don’t have a lot of money or insurance.

Got an email from a reader and she told me that she went to Vegas and had all her teeth pulled and got plates for two grand when the quote in this town was forty-five hundred. Health care in this town is way to damn expensive compared to other places. What is wrong here? An interesting observation is that only people that have their teeth say that you should keep them, they have simply been brainwashed by the dental people. Everyone I know that has dentures is happy with them and they don’t have to keep pissing money away on dentists anymore so that they can keep getting richer. It’s all a scam as far as I’m concerned and the emails I’m getting back from dental wearers pretty much backs my thoughts up.

Teeth are not important for anything but eating to chew up food, and to the fools that think you should have good looking teeth because that seems to make you, well, whatever shallow and egotistical people think because of their thinking, but I note that many of them also have dentures. Our teeth are weak and always going to pot and there is no real medical evidence that keeping them is beneficial other than to the dentists that can make money off of fixing them, they really promote that.

Lets see, plates and nice looking teeth, two grand. Years of dental repairs and care in a place you really don't want to be, many thousands of dollars over a lifetime so others can get rich off of you. But dental plate wearers are just as healthy or more healthy than those with their original teeth, you do the math. I know, you will hear from some sources that this isn’t true, but in talking to many wearers of dentures over the years I disagree with that, I know a lot of healthy old people that wear dentures and don’t have to go to dentists. The important thing to me is that a pulled tooth never comes back to hurt you again, never.

How about a good joke.
A priest was driving along and saw nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg.

The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear puts his hand on her leg.

She immediately says "Father remember psalm 129."

The priest apologizes profusely and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on when he changes gear and has ogled her leg for the zillionth time he puts his hand on her leg again.

The Nun once again says "Father remember psalm 129."

Once again the priest apologizes "Sorry sister but you know the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way. Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up psalm 129 it said: "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY".

Intelligent Design

A comment in the Dilbert blog induced me to reply to the readers comment in this blog. A good joke is included also.

Reader said: I respect people, but that in no way suggests I should respect their beliefs. For instance, people who believe in Intelligent Design,

I say, seeing as I’m the current messenger here: Oh come on now, if I was an intelligent design one of my fingers would be a penis, and I would have a vagina on my hip so that I could sex myself while sitting in a bar sucking on a beer instead of begging for sex from the women on this planet. Or I could at least slip it up her skirt without it being too obvious to others that would likely be doing the same thing. That would be acceptable in a place where there weren’t a lot of moral nuts. And our teeth wouldn’t be so soft and going rotten all the time. You can come up with all kinds of examples of why you where not originally intelligent designs. But you did evolve with thumbs and they are what allow you to do what others on this planet can’t do. They allow you to create more things.

I believe in Intelligent Design though. But not in the way I’ve seen it talked about and presented by the foolish people presenting it. Intelligent Design is a new thing, not an old thing, where God (man) has evolved enough to learn about genes, genetics, DNA and such that he can start messing with improving the human race through science and correcting some of mother natures random mistakes and chaos, she was creation, not God, lets not confuse the two. There will be some mistakes made along the way but in time it will allow doctors and scientists to as much as determine the outcome of newborns, thereby correcting the chaos of nature in making humans. I predict that in the future all humans will be good looking yet not carbon copies of each other. And who doesn’t want to not be good looking? Building better humans through genetics will allow them to live to two or three hundred years and get rid of obesity. There is nothing wrong with this, God wants all parts of him to look good, there are wonderful possibilities ahead if the religious leaders would just go away, or be mocked away.

I don’t worry about that though, living for hundreds of years, not too keen on working for a hundred and fifty years in Dilbert zones before I retire either, my soul/spirit is billions of years old, I just have to pick up new bodies as I go along to keep having the ‘human experience’. And then sort out the nonsense they teach here and start telling people that they are God, these are not new words, I’ve been saying them for thousands of years, no one will listen so things just keep getting worse. Why won’t everyone just tell all their religious leaders to just shut up, are they really that good of salesmen? It’s a universal soul/spirit, it’s yours also.

People should stop reading those books and trying to figure them out because the highest truths are not in them. Humans are very interesting but they sure believe a lot of stupid things. And screw a lot of things up. If you keep messing with this planet you will destroy your ability to survive here, I’ll have to go back again to flowing through bugs and what other critters are left. Frankly, that will really suck as the things I can do as a human is really cool. Now be peaceful to each other dammit, when you kill someone you are killing a part of me, of you, of the ALL. Look, call God the ALL, you are part of the ALL, that makes you also the ALL. You are all related on this intergalactic hillbilly trailer park, you all came from the same source, you share a universal higher soul if you would just stop and learn what it is. Stop using and abusing each other dammit, you’re really pissing me off. I’ll create a hell and start sending all the fools there, starting with these stupid religious leaders, all of them are wrong.

After all these millions of years I’m getting really tired of all this crap going on here and your destruction of the planet. I’m an evolution, get the hell over it and lets move on into a new age and way of thinking about things. Jesus didn’t write, there where many foolish things said about him that simply are not true. But I do write, my own words, and these are my words. Billy B Cook. SAA

Native American in Congress
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

Life is better

Life is better, after three days of pure misery I had two teeth removed yesterday, a missing tooth never comes back to hurt you again. By the time I got to the dentist there was a big lump on my chin from the growing infection. Went to a doctor James F. Selander, he moved here a year ago from New York. He is an okay dentist and it went well, I was there less than an hour.

But he is too expensive, no wonder folks can’t afford to have their teeth fixed. It was $389.00. Just to have two teeth pulled, what is wrong with this world? I recall having my first tooth pulled when I was about fifteen, it cost me five dollars. I don’t recall that it was very hard to earn the money back then, but almost four hundred bucks these days is hard for a lot of folks to earn, I had to draw money from my stash to pay it, that means that I won’t be able to send much money to help feed others next month.

That’s over a weeks wages for folks on minimum wage, and there are many of them in this town. No wonder so many people I know have bad teeth. He pulled the teeth and then started preaching to me that I needed other work to save the rest of my teeth and should make an appointment. Screw that, half of my teeth are gone because they always have been crap, and I’m tired of putting money in crap, it’s like trying to keep a piece of shit car going, I’m getting rid of the rest of them and getting plates. Plates don’t rot, they don’t hurt you. I’m not helping pay for his fancy home and toys, I don’t treat others like that and I don’t like being treated like that. Dentists just want you to keep your teeth so they can keep getting richer, screw them.

And I won’t go to him for the rest of my work, there are cheaper dentists in town. He was twenty dollars a tooth higher than another one, but the other one couldn’t get me in yesterday and I was determined to have them gone yesterday. They where right next to each other, it took maybe one minute more to remove the second one, I should have gotten a discount on it, a friend that went to another dentist got a discount on the second tooth. The only discount I got was ten percent for paying on the spot.

Summery:
Limited oral exam.. $71.00. What in the hell is with that? He looked in my mouth at the two teeth I wanted pulled, it took all of one minute.

Extractions, easy ones that only took a few minutes… $181.00 each. I spent more time in the waiting room than I did in the dental chair. He spent maybe a total of ten minutes with me.

Ha, there I go again, bitching about how screwed up this world is. But at least my teeth don’t hurt, I just won’t be able to afford a hooker for another year. *lol* By then maybe I will be old enough that it won’t matter. BBC

Unitarians

I’m still working on my post about what is going on over at the Dilbert blog but I’m pulling out this one question from a reader and posting it here. I’m presenting it in a They said/I say way. There is a good joke with some wisdom in it at the end of this post.

Said: Anyway what do you think about Unitarians

I say: After having attended A UU Fellowship for over a year that they are humanists of sorts. They try to respect others and their religions, in fact they work very hard at it. They (the one I attended) teach their children many of those religious stories in their children’s religious education classes. Really frigging stupid if you ask me as they are just raising another generation of youth that won’t know what to believe. It bothers me that they teach that crap. It’s like ‘Young Fucking Christ’ said in a comment on Scott’s blog under the ‘Respecting the Beliefs of Others’ post, he nailed that one right on the head. But I do wonder, for all the wisdom in his comment, how much of his time, money, and energies does he spend helping others seeing as he stated that he is a humanist? Ten percent? Twenty percent? Tithing or time given really hasn’t got anything to do with religions you know, it’s just the right thing to do. It reminds me of a quote: "I hear what you are saying but I see what you are doing". So unto you I say "Put out or shut up".

They don’t have a belief of sorts to bond them together and I believe that is why they have not gotten bigger as a religion. They are comprised of many kinds of folks or seekers that congregate together on Sundays. Including Christians and Muslims and Buddhists and others "recovering" from other religions and are looking for something else. Other than some merges and name changes over the years they have been around for many thousands of years, long before Christianity and Islam. They are a rag tag band of lost people that enjoy being lost and have every intention of staying lost forever it seems. Hell, according to the bible, and I’m not saying the story is true, Moses and his idiot band only wandered for forty years to find what they where seeking.

This is what my Word Web dictionary says about them. "Christian doctrine that stresses individual freedom of belief and rejects the Trinity." The current minister at the local Fellowship is in fact a Christian, lives very well and likes to torture fish with catch and release. The one before that was I believe a gay atheist so as you can see, they are pretty open minded in some ways.

They do have some interesting programs and guest speakers and such but there is plenty of disenchantment and disagreement there, like in any church where they sit around thinking "You are fucking stupid", they need stronger leadership. They openly welcome gays and transsexuals and the like, but the ones that attend aren’t the trouble makers you often read about in the news and I don’t mind being around those kind of folks as long as they aren’t the nut cases.

I like their hymnal better than any I’ve seen in other churches. It is more human and earth orientated, and many of the songs aren’t yapping about God and Jesus. UU's are okay I guess, but I didn’t feel that I fit in there anymore than I fit in a Christian church. And I can find that kind of people anywhere, like in a bar where I can suck on a few beers while we congregate. So that brings us to what I call beer church. In fact they have a website. www.beerchurch.com Beer church works as well as anything for me seeing as I consider myself a sort of street minister that serves those that doesn’t go to churches. Richard P. Feynman, author of ‘Surely Your Joking Mr. Feynman’ didn’t go to churches either, he went to titty bars six nights a week, so there you go. Very interesting and intelligent man, his books may be a best read.

I’m going to close with a good joke with some wisdom in it. Love and Peace. Billy B Cook. SAA

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise.

After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary.

There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church.

Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."

And the congregation said, "Amen."

Conclusion: Who in the world would want to bring a child into this world at time anyway? Can’t anyone see what they are facing? Who in the world wants to do such a thing to a child? Just have good sex and be kind to the planet. Again, Love and Peace. Billy B Cook. SAA

Two posts today, this one some humor.

Religion and the Bear.

Save the Bear

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette.They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they're all together to discuss their experiences. Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first."Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, "WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the week in Fellowship, feasting on God's Holy Word, and praising Jesus."

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape. The rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

Conclusion, don’t screw with bears, they are not interested in humans and their religions.

Peace Protest

I’m working on a long post in regards to some ongoing discussions over at the Dilbert blog (link on the right side of this page) but for now will post about the local peace protest here every Saturday.

I went to the peace protest on Lincoln street yesterday and held a sign for an hour and a half. Those that say that protests are not effective are wrong, protests are one of the things that do help to change the world into better ways. For a while anyway, until the gains are again lost.

There was a man there that is a recent veteran that has apparently seen the light. He just returned to a trip to Washington D.C. and was talking about his experience there. To make a long story short, he says that the tension there is very high, I’m not surprised.

Another man a bit older than I was around for WW11 (I was born in that period but was too young to recall any of it, besides, I was with people that must not have talked about any of it) also talked to me some. He started questioning everything after the war. During the war it seems that the attitude, propaganda, was that all Huns where scum and all Japanese where soulless and it was our responsibility to wipe all of them off the face of the earth.

After the war there was an about face and we, someone, decided that all these poor innocent people needed to be helped to be saved and that we should help rebuild their countries, which of course we did. I’m not going to get into all the workings of that but think of greed, guilt, and capitalism.

Various signs are available to hold at the protest and all of them are good. But I’m standing there holding a sign and the little gears are going around in my head as people drive by and some of them are honking in approval, and I’m wondering how to get more people to honk when it comes to me that I should make a sign that says HONK IF YOU ARE HORNEY.

Some people of course give a thumb down or flip the middle finger at you. That shows me of course just how uneducated (or brainwashed) some people in this country still are. I just write it off as them stating their IQ.

Again, the comments section of this blog are disabled, but not because I don’t think debate is important. I follow all the debates at other sites so I know what others opinions are, and I simply do not have time for that here. This blog site is about sharing, education, and my telling you what is right and wrong, not that you have to believe me of course. And I retain the right to change my mind based on any new information that comes to me. Love and Peace. - BBC

Friendship Dinner

I cooked dinner for a hundred people last night. There is a Friendship dinner at the Methodist church every Friday that different groups take turns doing so that no one gets burned out. But I would rather be in a different country helping feed people that really need the help.

Our society does a horrible job of teaching boys how to be men and that virtually every problem we face can somehow be traced back to this failure. - Jeffrey Marx (I have no idea who Jeffrey Marx is, but I've redone the quote).

Our society does a horrible job of teaching children how to be spiritual, and virtually every problem we face can somehow be traced back to this failure. - Billy B Cook

A reader that thinks my blog is great sent me an email saying that it's too bad it isn't interactive because I have the comments section disabled. My blog is about instruction, not discussion and debate. And I try to make it somewhat entertaining. I know that there are plenty of opinions out there and I already pretty much know what they all are so I'm just saving folks the time of writing and posting them here. Use the time for doing a good deed or something else useful.

We have a dress code here, but not all of us want to wear dresses.

Fifty priests die in an accident. They all get up to the Pearly Gates and find St. Peter waiting for them.

St. Peter is looking at a clipboard with an irritated expression on his face. He get's up and in a loud voice announces, "To save time I'm only going to ask you all one question: Which of you has ever been involved in a homosexual relationship?"

The priests kick the dirt and mumble, but forty nine of them raise their hands.

"OK," says St. Peter, "off to hell with you then... And take that deaf bastard with you."

I start each day intent on changing the world and having one hell of a good time, sometimes this makes planing the day difficult. Love and Peace. BBC

Obsessed with sex

Subtitle… The Deep End Of The Pool

First a little humor.

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors, shouting "Vroom, Vroom!" and making believe she was once again driving her car on the freeway.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of them actually joined in to help her live her fantasy. One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP! Police!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Police! Have you got proof of insurance?"

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded, and said, "Carry on, ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked with a very sizable erection.

"Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "Not the Breathalyzer again!"

An interesting comment, somewhat true, that I spotted on Scott’s Dilbert blog.

Free will is something we just talk about before and after sex, just like everything else we do is. One purpose and one purpose only we have on this earth as biological organisms, to procreate. Everything else is non-consequential.

Interesting but just off the mark I dare say. While it is true that we arrive here with instructions to survive and procreate their really is more to it than that, or we would only get horney when it was time to procreate like most critters here do. But we and a few other critters here are horney all the time, because it is something that flows though us.

Another interesting statement. "Leonardo only painted the Mona Lisa because he needed something else to do with his time, other than piddling with boys." - Humphrey Bogart

And this one is interesting also. "English is a most - perhaps the most - inadequate language for discussions on philosophy, riddled as it is with arrogance". Actually, I don’t have philosophies about the highest truths, I only know what the cosmos tells me the truth is. If however you want my philosophies about women, well, lets not go there right now. After all, it’s our ancestors that screwed them up.

I said in my first post that women couldn’t handle the deep end of my brain pool didn’t I? Hell, a lot of them can’t handle the shallow end. I’ve just gotten to complex and weird for them.

Everyone is obsessed with sex, at some level, ever notice that? And why not, it’s just something, a need, that is flowing through you being as the whole cosmos is created by sexual energies. I sure think about it a lot, maybe more than some others because I haven’t had any for years. It hurts me to make that confession to the whole world you know. Well, other than a failed attempt last summer with a spoiled brat of a bad Catholic girl. I needed it to be a spiritual experience and she just ruined it for us with it being all about her. If she can’t look into your eyes during, oh, never mind. So now I have a few rules, don’t get involved with Christian women no matter how pretty and interesting they are, avoid spoiled women. Love them of course, but avoid close relationships with them.

I was in a tavern at midnight on New Years eve about five years ago and hugged this lady that I often refer to as Star. She’s a good looking woman with a nice body and while hugging her I said "Nice boobs". Well that went over like a fart in church, geez, you can’t even give some women a complement without them thinking you want to take them to bed. We are still friends though, we saw each other just last night, she likes to read the things I write and when she drinks enough she tells me that she loves me. And also reminds me that she is not taking me home for sex. That’s okay, the body may be nice but the brain on top of it isn’t something I want to make love to.

VATICAN CITY - Pope Benedict XVI urged Catholics on Wednesday to go to confession during Holy Week, Christianity's most solemn period, when the faithful recall the last days of Christ's life and his resurrection on Easter.

I won’t discuss Christ and what they made up about him right now. But!! my mother, the confused little Catholic girl that became a chain smoking party girl drunk after my father died loved confession, right up to the day she died. She had a need, she needed to be laid all the time, and she did a damn good job of fulfilling that need and making a lot of men happy. And after a few men she just went to confession and started over with a clean slate and went off looking for the next man to have fun with. During the last thirty years of her life that ability to fulfill her need became the one thing I could admire about her. One of the last things I ever heard her say was "I want some sex", as she wandered out of her room with her oxygen tank and down the hall looking for a man. I don’t know if she found one in that care center as I went home. But I’m betting she did.

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison (I don’t believe this of course, I’ve seen animals laugh, mostly at us.)

Not enough sex (or the right kind) turns men into seekers and philosophers, and women into shoppers. You don’t see Hugh Hefner fussing over all this other stuff at eighty. But he has numerous girlfriends to keep him happy, the lucky bastard. Not that I want to be him, or like him, but he does seem to be enjoying himself.

If mankind refuses to take responsibility for being God then I dare say that he is screwed. As wonderful as science is in helping us understand and do some things you just have to take some thing on faith without scientific evidence.

Trust your brain, it knows more than you do. It knows more than the books you read.

Conclusion: We are obsessed with sex because the universe is. And this is the only planet in the universe where it can experience it in the physical forms that we are. Now y’all go make love instead of all this fighting and using each other, y’all hear? Geez, for all his perceived intelligence mankind is still just a bunch of hillbilly’s. Did I say that I would try to keep my posts short?

Love and Peace and all that crap. BBC

Two posts today

Cuz I forgot to put a joke in the first post. BBC

A man comes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.

"Listen", says the doc "I have migraines, too.., and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand...especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom and, even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex... and almost always the headache is immediately gone. Give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."

Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took your advice and it works! it REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"

"Well", says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."

"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a really nice house."