I haven’t had time to check my blog and the comments yet, but I’ll bet there are some great comments. Wednesdays are busy days for me. It’s laundry day for one thing and I had extra loads today because one of the kittens pissed on Gods bed. (I hear you laughing) Cats hey? They’ll fuck wit anything. (Snort)
Tomorrow we will have a talk with Spock, assuming I get it written this evening. Hey, I want to say something in defense of my troll friends, be their attorney if you will. These guys are really pretty nice guys all in all. They just got their brains a little scrambled from reading so much and trying to figure things (including God) out. They are very troubled about how the world is and operates, just like many of us are. Avoid certain subjects with them and you can usually have decent conversations with them. But if you try to discuss some things pretty soon you are calling each other idiots, or at least thinking it.
The one man has very interesting plans and concepts for sharing a lot of our natural resources better and more fairly. Especially all the water on the planet, and it pretty much makes sense to me. The problem is that no one is going to listen to him, mankind isn’t interested in that thinking at this time, he ahead of his time in his thinking. It may be fifty or a hundred years before the people on this planet will wise up to trying to do those things better. I’m hopeful that he get everything well documented with multiple copies and stored in places where they can be found when the time comes. By then a good think tank or team will find them useful. He also wouldn’t be so cranky if this town had a nice little brothel in it so he could get a little nooky, but it doesn’t.
I know the human mind about as well as anyone, and I can assure you that at this very moment there are men playfully discussing starting a new Muslim Hooters Sect. And some of them are young progressive Muslims. That is how things work on this planet.
Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science. And I wish that they would stop screwing around and figure out how to prove that creation is a sexual energy and every thing out there is just sexual debris. But I’m not sure they can prove it with math. People have to stop believing that God created all that. God is just a higher collective consciousness, an evolution like everything else. The all, yet just a part of the all. Just keep thinking on it instead of jumping to conclusions.
Now for a little light stuff.
I had an epiphany years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.
I was in my car one day listening to a guy on the radio help callers with their home problems. One woman called up hysterical after finding a skunk in her basement. "Leave a trail of breadcrumbs or cat food from your basement to your backyard," suggested the show's host. "That'll get rid of it." An hour later the woman called back, even more upset. "Now I have TWO skunks in my basement!"
This is a hoot. :-)
Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Colorado for an actual class assignment:
The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right.
As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth.
Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of these emails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."
The following was actually turned in by two of his English students: Rebecca and Gary.
THE STORY: (first paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.
(second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago.".. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.
(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel", Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.
(Gary)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anudrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anudrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them; they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie.
(Rebeaca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.
(Gary)
Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F--KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!"
(Rebecca)
As*h@le.
(Gary)
B*tch!
(Rebecca)
F**K YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!
(Gary)
In your dreams, Ho. Go drink some tea.
(TEACHER)
A+ - I really liked this one.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Troll Fan Club & World Peace
Ha, ha, ha… I’ve collected two trolls, at least, it’s hard to tell how many trolls a controversial blog might have, and they both live in my area being as I’ve identified them because they make stupid mistakes. I’m going to start a frigging troll fan club. Hi guys, how ya doing buddies? Yeah, I do like to fuck wit you, it’s fun because you think you are geniuses. Ah, don’t pay any attention to that telescope trained on your places, I just like to know when you’re home. I knew I would find a use for it someday. Geez you guys are ugly, can’t you at least close the blinds? Ha, ha, ha.
My excellent team of analysts know why the trolls leave short messages. They type with one finger and that is slow going, and we all know what they are doing with the other hand. I know these two crackpots, they live in my area, they think about various women while they masturbate and then get online and call the rest of us sick, isn’t that funny? The difference is that we are honest about what we are and do. Some of these nuts even have carpet burns on their knees. So I’m fixing up a care package for my troll fan club. Let’s see, new coffee filters, K-Y Jelly, um, condoms? Na, I’ve never heard of unsafe sex with a hand, unless it’s physical damage, or abuse. Do you have any other suggestions?
I know four men that have read way to many books, about many heavy things including almost all the religions. Maybe five counting Dr. John, but I don’t really know him personally. Having just checked his two blogs I see that he is a plump old pastor with what I’m sure is a comfy position and plenty of benefits and money. I almost got that calling once myself back when I was a trustee in a church and saw how well they really do, the cons. Dr. John admits on his blog that he is stupid though. Note these words on one of his blogs. "If your looking for a deep philosophical blog that clarifies the meaning of life this is not the blog. This is a blog written by an old man in his second childhood whose wife wants him to stay out of the way." That is exactly what I would expect from a pastor that is supposed to have the answers for his flock. Oh, wait, am I being snide? Well, how would he know? BTW. I also noticed on his blog that Miss 1999 has become Miss Fat 2006. Christians sure like to spoil themselves, bah on them.
After many books a mans brain no longer belongs to himself, it’s just a big confused mess. Of the four men I know like this, two of them know that they are crazy and we get along great and have interesting discussions with each other. They have pretty decent shit filters and operate well out in public. The other two are crackpots that have trouble dealing with others and have the social skills of piranhas. Wait, that statement isn’t fair to the fish. They where issued coffee filters. I consider them harmless though, unless one more neutron in their brains shorts out.
As for a plan for world peace, and I don’t see that being possible unless there is only one religion, or belief (I’ll discuss that more later), why don’t we just all become Muslims? Really, I gave this a lot of thought yesterday. Hell, we all know that they want to convert everyone to Islam, and will even kill anyone that doesn’t want to do that. The extremists anyway. Many so-called Muslims really aren’t, they just pretend to be in order to stay alive and get along, like Christians do. But lets face it, they are not any better at their religion than any other religion. They are not in a collective agreement what it is, or they wouldn’t have different sects. And they don’t really live what they say they believe any better than any other religion.
So lets do this, become Muslims and start our own sects. (Picks up and keys mic) Greetings ladies and gentlemen. It is almost the time of day to worship Allah, and the friendly management and staff here at Hooters invites you to worship with us. We apologize that Allah won’t be on stage (strategically located so that everyone is facing the proper direction) again today, but that rather difficult case of clap is keeping her away from her duties. We are sure however that you will be pleased with her fill in, Lusty Tart. What the hell, with the veil and the tent it’s not like you will ever know the difference anyway. Lusty !! Please close the flap !!
And once again we would like to remind the gentlemen that like to say "Praise to the hooters" to please whisper in case there are any extremists around.
BUDAPEST, Hungary - Mounted police charged bottle-hurling protesters outside Socialist party headquarters early Wednesday, another night of violence touched off by the prime minister's leaked admission that his government had repeatedly lied to the public about the economy.
The American economy is a lie also, people just haven’t woke up to that fact yet. But boy, are they getting screwed.
LONDON (Reuters) - Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife.
Did the rest of you read all of that news story? I swear, what a hoot. His wife didn’t like his new four inch dick. But it was only about ten days old, she should have given it a chance to heal. And why complain because it was swollen? I’ve been places where I wished….. Um, never mind.
Golf is so stupid, what has it got to do with one in a hole? Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour.
Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.
If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Books are like listening only you are reading. There’s really no point in listening to other people, they’re either going to be agreeing with you, or saying stupid stuff (Thanks Scott). I will however keep writing and picking up the followers that agree with me. Or at least think that God is funny at times.
Argh !! I was one crummy day late making a Visa payment and got charged a $35.00 late fee. That will teach me not to screw around on the Internet so much and not pay my bills on time. God is such a fuck up sometimes.
Have a good day you monkeys, keep a sharp eye out for the coffee filters. Love and Peace. BBC
My excellent team of analysts know why the trolls leave short messages. They type with one finger and that is slow going, and we all know what they are doing with the other hand. I know these two crackpots, they live in my area, they think about various women while they masturbate and then get online and call the rest of us sick, isn’t that funny? The difference is that we are honest about what we are and do. Some of these nuts even have carpet burns on their knees. So I’m fixing up a care package for my troll fan club. Let’s see, new coffee filters, K-Y Jelly, um, condoms? Na, I’ve never heard of unsafe sex with a hand, unless it’s physical damage, or abuse. Do you have any other suggestions?
I know four men that have read way to many books, about many heavy things including almost all the religions. Maybe five counting Dr. John, but I don’t really know him personally. Having just checked his two blogs I see that he is a plump old pastor with what I’m sure is a comfy position and plenty of benefits and money. I almost got that calling once myself back when I was a trustee in a church and saw how well they really do, the cons. Dr. John admits on his blog that he is stupid though. Note these words on one of his blogs. "If your looking for a deep philosophical blog that clarifies the meaning of life this is not the blog. This is a blog written by an old man in his second childhood whose wife wants him to stay out of the way." That is exactly what I would expect from a pastor that is supposed to have the answers for his flock. Oh, wait, am I being snide? Well, how would he know? BTW. I also noticed on his blog that Miss 1999 has become Miss Fat 2006. Christians sure like to spoil themselves, bah on them.
After many books a mans brain no longer belongs to himself, it’s just a big confused mess. Of the four men I know like this, two of them know that they are crazy and we get along great and have interesting discussions with each other. They have pretty decent shit filters and operate well out in public. The other two are crackpots that have trouble dealing with others and have the social skills of piranhas. Wait, that statement isn’t fair to the fish. They where issued coffee filters. I consider them harmless though, unless one more neutron in their brains shorts out.
As for a plan for world peace, and I don’t see that being possible unless there is only one religion, or belief (I’ll discuss that more later), why don’t we just all become Muslims? Really, I gave this a lot of thought yesterday. Hell, we all know that they want to convert everyone to Islam, and will even kill anyone that doesn’t want to do that. The extremists anyway. Many so-called Muslims really aren’t, they just pretend to be in order to stay alive and get along, like Christians do. But lets face it, they are not any better at their religion than any other religion. They are not in a collective agreement what it is, or they wouldn’t have different sects. And they don’t really live what they say they believe any better than any other religion.
So lets do this, become Muslims and start our own sects. (Picks up and keys mic) Greetings ladies and gentlemen. It is almost the time of day to worship Allah, and the friendly management and staff here at Hooters invites you to worship with us. We apologize that Allah won’t be on stage (strategically located so that everyone is facing the proper direction) again today, but that rather difficult case of clap is keeping her away from her duties. We are sure however that you will be pleased with her fill in, Lusty Tart. What the hell, with the veil and the tent it’s not like you will ever know the difference anyway. Lusty !! Please close the flap !!
And once again we would like to remind the gentlemen that like to say "Praise to the hooters" to please whisper in case there are any extremists around.
BUDAPEST, Hungary - Mounted police charged bottle-hurling protesters outside Socialist party headquarters early Wednesday, another night of violence touched off by the prime minister's leaked admission that his government had repeatedly lied to the public about the economy.
The American economy is a lie also, people just haven’t woke up to that fact yet. But boy, are they getting screwed.
LONDON (Reuters) - Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife.
Did the rest of you read all of that news story? I swear, what a hoot. His wife didn’t like his new four inch dick. But it was only about ten days old, she should have given it a chance to heal. And why complain because it was swollen? I’ve been places where I wished….. Um, never mind.
Golf is so stupid, what has it got to do with one in a hole? Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour.
Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.
If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Books are like listening only you are reading. There’s really no point in listening to other people, they’re either going to be agreeing with you, or saying stupid stuff (Thanks Scott). I will however keep writing and picking up the followers that agree with me. Or at least think that God is funny at times.
Argh !! I was one crummy day late making a Visa payment and got charged a $35.00 late fee. That will teach me not to screw around on the Internet so much and not pay my bills on time. God is such a fuck up sometimes.
Have a good day you monkeys, keep a sharp eye out for the coffee filters. Love and Peace. BBC
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Tomorrow
I’ve decided to name my apple tree Mr. Bush. In fact I (A card carrying minister) just went out and anointed it, I needed to take a piss anyway. I swear, that bastard tree wants to take over the whole world. Nothing stops it, it’s going to become a monster. I don’t care what you do, talk to it, ignore it, don’t water it, cut it up, whatever, it just keeps coming back bigger and stronger than ever. It loves power and wants to control every aspect of our lives. I’m telling you, it’s headed for your place, no matter where you are on this planet. Ah shit, we are going to be ruled by a fucking wooden dickhead.
Anyway, I’d better make a beer run before the highways are destroyed, I’m working on my next blockbuster ballbusting proposal for one religion and the resulting world peace. And I’m setting up a fan club for my trolls. See you tomorrow. BBC
Anyway, I’d better make a beer run before the highways are destroyed, I’m working on my next blockbuster ballbusting proposal for one religion and the resulting world peace. And I’m setting up a fan club for my trolls. See you tomorrow. BBC
That bastard
That bastard, my apple tree was getting to big so last year I trimmed it way back. I mean way back, people told me I might kill it doing that. Ha !! It laughs at me every time I look out at it. I swear, it’s way bigger than it was before I trimmed it back last year. It’s a frigging monster even though it’s been a dry summer here. Never mind that I pour some urine at its base, that isn’t enough to water a tree. Next year I expect it to take over the whole property and force me out of this place. Don’t tell me that nature can’t whip our butts, but I’m not giving up yet, I don’t like the idea of Mrs. God whipping Gods butt, anyone got a chainsaw? Never mind, I love that tree, but has anyone got any dynamite? I think it’s a Bush.
Is your phone line tapped? You know, by the government? Wouldn’t that be cool? We can all start calling each other and talking dirty to each other so they have something to listen to while they masturbate. Maybe get a whole conference call thing going with about twenty people.
Good old Badtux @ http://badtux.net/
He made a post about automobiles and riding his motorcycle. The words that struck me where "Every time I mount my bike." My, my, what are you doing over there Tux? LOL
My date tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered, "Baaa."
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
How true, tell them the truth and they can’t believe it. Einstein had the same problem.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/9chickweedlane
Cute comics, ah, eye contact.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/nonsequitur
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/overthehedge
LAFAYETTE, La. - Willie Nelson and four others were issued misdemeanor citations for possession of narcotic mushrooms and marijuana after a traffic stop Monday morning on a Louisiana highway, state police said.
Go Willie… I don’t smoke pot but I don’t care if you do. You rock man. I sing On The Road Again at karaoke at times.
The coffee filter did it again, called me at 9:15 last evening. If he has anything to say to me he can send me an email or post it on my blog, I want anything he has to say in text, I like everything recorded.
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
I think the world is run by 'C' students with college degrees making them look a lot smarter than they really are.
Last week my I purchased a new computer. I ran into some difficulties while setting it up so I called the customer support phone number in the manual. I picked up the phone and called the number. A man answered the phone and I explained the problem to him. He began rattling off computer jargon. This confused me even more. "Sir," I said politely, "Can you explain what I should do as if I were a small child?" "Okay," the computer support guy said, "Son, could you please put your mommy on the phone?"
CAIRO, Egypt - Al-Qaida in Iraq warned Pope Benedict XVI on Monday that its war against Christianity and the West will go on until Islam takes over the world, and Iran's supreme leader called for more protests over the pontiff's remarks on Islam.
Well, there you go. I want those parts of me dead also. Some Muslims are just plain idiots and make life very difficult for the more advanced ones. Like I’ve said before, make the Christians and Muslims with their insanities go fight each other on some remote island and leave the rest of us alone. One thing I’m not clear on, do Muslims practice greed as much as Christians do?
Is your phone line tapped? You know, by the government? Wouldn’t that be cool? We can all start calling each other and talking dirty to each other so they have something to listen to while they masturbate. Maybe get a whole conference call thing going with about twenty people.
Good old Badtux @ http://badtux.net/
He made a post about automobiles and riding his motorcycle. The words that struck me where "Every time I mount my bike." My, my, what are you doing over there Tux? LOL
My date tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered, "Baaa."
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
How true, tell them the truth and they can’t believe it. Einstein had the same problem.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/9chickweedlane
Cute comics, ah, eye contact.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/nonsequitur
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/overthehedge
LAFAYETTE, La. - Willie Nelson and four others were issued misdemeanor citations for possession of narcotic mushrooms and marijuana after a traffic stop Monday morning on a Louisiana highway, state police said.
Go Willie… I don’t smoke pot but I don’t care if you do. You rock man. I sing On The Road Again at karaoke at times.
The coffee filter did it again, called me at 9:15 last evening. If he has anything to say to me he can send me an email or post it on my blog, I want anything he has to say in text, I like everything recorded.
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
I think the world is run by 'C' students with college degrees making them look a lot smarter than they really are.
Last week my I purchased a new computer. I ran into some difficulties while setting it up so I called the customer support phone number in the manual. I picked up the phone and called the number. A man answered the phone and I explained the problem to him. He began rattling off computer jargon. This confused me even more. "Sir," I said politely, "Can you explain what I should do as if I were a small child?" "Okay," the computer support guy said, "Son, could you please put your mommy on the phone?"
CAIRO, Egypt - Al-Qaida in Iraq warned Pope Benedict XVI on Monday that its war against Christianity and the West will go on until Islam takes over the world, and Iran's supreme leader called for more protests over the pontiff's remarks on Islam.
Well, there you go. I want those parts of me dead also. Some Muslims are just plain idiots and make life very difficult for the more advanced ones. Like I’ve said before, make the Christians and Muslims with their insanities go fight each other on some remote island and leave the rest of us alone. One thing I’m not clear on, do Muslims practice greed as much as Christians do?
Monday, September 18, 2006
Anonymous Update
Well I just found out who Anonymous is, the calls (I got a second one) come from the residence of E. V. Lewis in Port Angeles. There is a man that is about sixty that lives there with his parents and he is a paranoid crackpot. I know him pretty well so I’m not worried about him unless he cracks some more. He thinks that I’m a dirty old man but he likes naked women and many of the risque jokes just as much as the rest of us. That’s one side on his brain, the other side is just plain sick.
Knock if off pal, or the police will be over to have a talk with you. BBC
Knock if off pal, or the police will be over to have a talk with you. BBC
Darn
Anonymous… You can’t be too bright if you want to talk to Dr. John but call me instead. He lives in Chicago and I live in Port Angeles. To confuse the two of us is a total screw up. If I cared enough to want to know who and where you are I could have the call traced, but I guess I don’t. Just don’t do anything stupid, I’m not worth going to jail over when there are bigger problems on this planet. And I don’t think that either one of us would be inclined to want to talk to you very long. He and I might enjoy sitting at a campfire sparring with each other though.
It is important for those of all faiths to recognize these four truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World.
4. Christians do not recognize each other at Hooters or in liquor stores.
In my never-ending quest to get to the bottom of all the problems on this stupid planet I made a visit to the production department. It turns out that those fun loving, yet sadistic bastards over there are passing out very few shit filters. Coffee filters are cheaper and easier to make it seems.
So every time you find yourself talking to a Christian, Muslim, Jew, whatever, and they are spreading their nonsense before you, it’s because you are looking at a coffee filter. I suggest that you just say something like "Have a nice day coffee filter", and walk away laughing. Still working some of it out, it’s not easy communicating with the cosmos. I think our president was issued a coffee filter with a hole in it, sure seems to be a big leak in it.
Actually, I get away with calling a lot of Christians crazy, I have a lot of Christian friends, they are starting to figure out that they are in fact crazy and have been fed a lot of nonsense. The other night a lady asked me what was wrong with Jesus, I said, "Nothing, but they wrote a lot of nonsense about what him and God was." She agreed, actually, Jesus was an outcast and troublemaker to the leaders of the time. And much of mankind isn’t living his basic teachings anyway, and that is what is frustrating to me. The leader of this country doesn’t even come close, I think that he secretly must want to kill Muslims. My impression is that he is pretty much a fundamentalist.
Coming to a collective consciousness, agreement. All parties believing the same thing instead of whineing that they have the right to believe what they like outside of the herd. That people, is what you would call rational thought, and mankind isn’t there yet.
Maybe I should just stick with some humor for a while, I seem to be getting the monkeys riled up. BBC
It is important for those of all faiths to recognize these four truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World.
4. Christians do not recognize each other at Hooters or in liquor stores.
In my never-ending quest to get to the bottom of all the problems on this stupid planet I made a visit to the production department. It turns out that those fun loving, yet sadistic bastards over there are passing out very few shit filters. Coffee filters are cheaper and easier to make it seems.
So every time you find yourself talking to a Christian, Muslim, Jew, whatever, and they are spreading their nonsense before you, it’s because you are looking at a coffee filter. I suggest that you just say something like "Have a nice day coffee filter", and walk away laughing. Still working some of it out, it’s not easy communicating with the cosmos. I think our president was issued a coffee filter with a hole in it, sure seems to be a big leak in it.
Actually, I get away with calling a lot of Christians crazy, I have a lot of Christian friends, they are starting to figure out that they are in fact crazy and have been fed a lot of nonsense. The other night a lady asked me what was wrong with Jesus, I said, "Nothing, but they wrote a lot of nonsense about what him and God was." She agreed, actually, Jesus was an outcast and troublemaker to the leaders of the time. And much of mankind isn’t living his basic teachings anyway, and that is what is frustrating to me. The leader of this country doesn’t even come close, I think that he secretly must want to kill Muslims. My impression is that he is pretty much a fundamentalist.
Coming to a collective consciousness, agreement. All parties believing the same thing instead of whineing that they have the right to believe what they like outside of the herd. That people, is what you would call rational thought, and mankind isn’t there yet.
Maybe I should just stick with some humor for a while, I seem to be getting the monkeys riled up. BBC
Sparring with a Christian
Sorry folks, not much humor in this post, but there is a little.
Anonymous …. Before you leave your comment, here is my reply. "Yeah, I’m a fuck-wit, I like to fuck wit you. Like my Brookland accent? If you don’t like what you see on my blog don’t visit it. And go buy a dictionary so you can learn what the word pedophile means. Fucking idiot."
People who consume alcohol earn significantly more at their jobs than non-drinkers, according to a US study that highlighted "social capital" gained from drinking: Yeah, I can relate to that. And in some ways not even mentioned in that news article. A little booze often helps the mind work better. And people that don’t drink irritate me when they think they are better than drinkers. Not to mention that many non-drinkers are boring as hell.
A young Austrian convict (23) missed prison so much after his release that he tried to break back in. Federsohn said: "Life is so much easier on the inside. They feed you, do your washing and let you watch TV, which I can tell you is a lot more than my mum does. So I thought if I could sneak back in I would blend in with the others and the guards wouldn't notice."
This kid needs to grow up and stop expecting other to take care of him.
Film Shows Youths Training to Fight for Jesus: If you spotted that news story you can see just how scary Christians are.
I love it that my Christian friend Doctor John comments here, and I want to reply to some of the things he has said. I’ll put his words in blocks [ ]
[I asssume that since you write this blog that you are an example of what it means to be spiritually advanced.] What part of evolution, and that God is part of it do you not understand Doc? As a Christian you wouldn’t recognize a spirituality advanced person if they bonked you on the head. And I’m just where I am spirituality at this time in time and space. I expect to be more advanced in a few hundred more years, after all the religious nuts are off this planet.
[If that's the case then the spiritually advanced person is insulting, goes out of his way to hurt the feelings of others, wants people to kill each other if they belive in any kind of religion.] For Christ’s sake, use your spell check if you don’t know how to spell, we all make mistakes but you just keep tripping over your dick. Learn to walk upright. Hey, it’s all you religious nuts that are making the bombs.
All really great men though the ages have been okay with insulting each other and then going out for drinks together later. I know what you are thinking as you set at your keyboard reading my blog. Things like, "Well that arrogant motherfucker, who does he think he is, talking to me like that, I’d like to kill that son of a bitch." And then you go on line and whine, "Be nice Billy (you’re hurting my little pussy ego)." Well just buck up Doc, grow some fucking backbone and stop sounding like an American politician that wouldn’t last a week in the English parliament.
You are such a whiner, you whine on my blog, you whine on Scott’s blog, I’ll bet you even whine in Christian blogs. Hell, I bet you even whine when you’re masturbating. What a whiner.
[You know there was a time when I thought you were a rational person. You talk a lot about being rational. But your idea of rational is that anyone who comes to a different conclusion than you is not rational.] Looking three hundred years down the road I see that folks then will all agree with what I say these days. In time rational people will all be in agreement with each other. Mostly because there won’t be people like you around.
[My first year debate students could see through that line of reasoning. Its called circular.] You taught debate? That figures, they teach debaters in America to be pussy’s. Be nice, don’t hurt our little egos. Circular: Something they taught you in college? Not all things taught in colleges are true you know.
[You state the premis as true and then prove you are right because you agree with the premis. This is not rational thin king.] It’s clear that your bullshit filter is defective my friend, you need to see if you can fix it so that it stops spewing out diarrhea when you type. Um, spell check. It’s a good thing you taught debate cuz you would have screwed up a lot of kids teaching spelling. Oh, wait…..
[You asked what kind of world would we have if we attained your kind of spirituality. well Stalin was an atheist.] And Stalin has just exactly what to do with me in your beady little mind?
[He filled your dream and killed religious people just because they were religious. Thousands of them. He could be the patron saint of your religion. What kind of world did he create?] He was hoping to build a better world as I understand it. He didn’t have it right, but that was still his intention. As a Christian didn’t they teach you that God is the all? So wouldn’t God want to get rid of the parts of him that are causing problems? If he can’t do it through reasoning he will do it through killing it looks like. One day this planet will be free of Christians, Muslims, Jews, etc. Because humans will finely wise up. Getting my drift here? And my ‘religion’ hasn’t got saints in it, only Gods and Goddess’s.
BTW Doc, what kind of Christian idiot are you anyway? A Catholic idiot? A Methodist Idiot? A Protestant idiot? A Southern Baptist Idiot? You people all fight each other. Still following my drift here?
Doc, if you haven’t read my blog from the first post you do not have any sense of the journey. I’d just rather throw insults and then go out for drinks than throw bombs. If the Muslims come here with bombs and guns you will support killing them, won’t you? Why? Because you have a Christian insanity in you. Run along now and back your preznut in a Christian blog. But feel free to leave more comments here, I may be able to convert you one day before your rapture gets here. Because if that happens I can assure you that you are not going where you think you will be. Why would we have any reason to give you idiots causing so many problems any kind of a paradise? You don’t even know what heaven is.
Have a wonderful day passing this through your shit filter, it will give you something to do besides supporting wars. And before you say that I have an insanity in me, being the ALL, I have to agree with you. And I’m trying to get rid of it by converting, or in other ways getting rid of all the religious nuts so that we can get on with our proper evolution. Love and Peace. BBC
Anonymous …. Before you leave your comment, here is my reply. "Yeah, I’m a fuck-wit, I like to fuck wit you. Like my Brookland accent? If you don’t like what you see on my blog don’t visit it. And go buy a dictionary so you can learn what the word pedophile means. Fucking idiot."
People who consume alcohol earn significantly more at their jobs than non-drinkers, according to a US study that highlighted "social capital" gained from drinking: Yeah, I can relate to that. And in some ways not even mentioned in that news article. A little booze often helps the mind work better. And people that don’t drink irritate me when they think they are better than drinkers. Not to mention that many non-drinkers are boring as hell.
A young Austrian convict (23) missed prison so much after his release that he tried to break back in. Federsohn said: "Life is so much easier on the inside. They feed you, do your washing and let you watch TV, which I can tell you is a lot more than my mum does. So I thought if I could sneak back in I would blend in with the others and the guards wouldn't notice."
This kid needs to grow up and stop expecting other to take care of him.
Film Shows Youths Training to Fight for Jesus: If you spotted that news story you can see just how scary Christians are.
I love it that my Christian friend Doctor John comments here, and I want to reply to some of the things he has said. I’ll put his words in blocks [ ]
[I asssume that since you write this blog that you are an example of what it means to be spiritually advanced.] What part of evolution, and that God is part of it do you not understand Doc? As a Christian you wouldn’t recognize a spirituality advanced person if they bonked you on the head. And I’m just where I am spirituality at this time in time and space. I expect to be more advanced in a few hundred more years, after all the religious nuts are off this planet.
[If that's the case then the spiritually advanced person is insulting, goes out of his way to hurt the feelings of others, wants people to kill each other if they belive in any kind of religion.] For Christ’s sake, use your spell check if you don’t know how to spell, we all make mistakes but you just keep tripping over your dick. Learn to walk upright. Hey, it’s all you religious nuts that are making the bombs.
All really great men though the ages have been okay with insulting each other and then going out for drinks together later. I know what you are thinking as you set at your keyboard reading my blog. Things like, "Well that arrogant motherfucker, who does he think he is, talking to me like that, I’d like to kill that son of a bitch." And then you go on line and whine, "Be nice Billy (you’re hurting my little pussy ego)." Well just buck up Doc, grow some fucking backbone and stop sounding like an American politician that wouldn’t last a week in the English parliament.
You are such a whiner, you whine on my blog, you whine on Scott’s blog, I’ll bet you even whine in Christian blogs. Hell, I bet you even whine when you’re masturbating. What a whiner.
[You know there was a time when I thought you were a rational person. You talk a lot about being rational. But your idea of rational is that anyone who comes to a different conclusion than you is not rational.] Looking three hundred years down the road I see that folks then will all agree with what I say these days. In time rational people will all be in agreement with each other. Mostly because there won’t be people like you around.
[My first year debate students could see through that line of reasoning. Its called circular.] You taught debate? That figures, they teach debaters in America to be pussy’s. Be nice, don’t hurt our little egos. Circular: Something they taught you in college? Not all things taught in colleges are true you know.
[You state the premis as true and then prove you are right because you agree with the premis. This is not rational thin king.] It’s clear that your bullshit filter is defective my friend, you need to see if you can fix it so that it stops spewing out diarrhea when you type. Um, spell check. It’s a good thing you taught debate cuz you would have screwed up a lot of kids teaching spelling. Oh, wait…..
[You asked what kind of world would we have if we attained your kind of spirituality. well Stalin was an atheist.] And Stalin has just exactly what to do with me in your beady little mind?
[He filled your dream and killed religious people just because they were religious. Thousands of them. He could be the patron saint of your religion. What kind of world did he create?] He was hoping to build a better world as I understand it. He didn’t have it right, but that was still his intention. As a Christian didn’t they teach you that God is the all? So wouldn’t God want to get rid of the parts of him that are causing problems? If he can’t do it through reasoning he will do it through killing it looks like. One day this planet will be free of Christians, Muslims, Jews, etc. Because humans will finely wise up. Getting my drift here? And my ‘religion’ hasn’t got saints in it, only Gods and Goddess’s.
BTW Doc, what kind of Christian idiot are you anyway? A Catholic idiot? A Methodist Idiot? A Protestant idiot? A Southern Baptist Idiot? You people all fight each other. Still following my drift here?
Doc, if you haven’t read my blog from the first post you do not have any sense of the journey. I’d just rather throw insults and then go out for drinks than throw bombs. If the Muslims come here with bombs and guns you will support killing them, won’t you? Why? Because you have a Christian insanity in you. Run along now and back your preznut in a Christian blog. But feel free to leave more comments here, I may be able to convert you one day before your rapture gets here. Because if that happens I can assure you that you are not going where you think you will be. Why would we have any reason to give you idiots causing so many problems any kind of a paradise? You don’t even know what heaven is.
Have a wonderful day passing this through your shit filter, it will give you something to do besides supporting wars. And before you say that I have an insanity in me, being the ALL, I have to agree with you. And I’m trying to get rid of it by converting, or in other ways getting rid of all the religious nuts so that we can get on with our proper evolution. Love and Peace. BBC
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Fourteen Inches
While this blog is an attempt to tell mankind what he is, and some of it gets heavy, like my more intelligent dolphin friends I have to also take time to play and be silly. So I’m going to share a song with you that I made up years ago but just recently started sharing with others.
I like it that my good Christian friend Doctor John (obviously a Proctologist) visits my blog and leaves comments. I will be addressing some of the things he has said in a later post.
This song is well received by folks that are not square and uptight, and a band is going to start singing it. I went to listen to them last evening and they had me get up and sing it. Then three women (not all women are prudes) came over to tell me what a hoot they thought it was, and two of them hugged me.
One young lady showed me the tattoo on her very excellent breast, so of course we got to talking about her breasts, a subject I never tire of. She mentions that she wants to get a boob job, whoa, I don’t know how she thinks they can improve those babies, so I said so. But she is worried about then she gets older and they start sagging. She has another thirty years or more before she has to worry about that. So I said that I didn’t get why so many young people are getting tattoos ($75.00 an hour here) all over their bodies and get boob jobs when thirty thousand people die of starvation everyday. She wasn’t able to address that very well.
Okay, lets some fun, Fourteen Inches.
I gave her inches 1, she said "Darling this is fun, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 2, she said "Darling I want you, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 3, she said "Darling this is me, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home". (If your gf is a hooker she can say Darling this is free)
I gave her inches 4, she said "Darling I want more, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 5, she said "Darling this is fine, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 6, she said "Darling this is kicks, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 7, she said "Darling this is heaven, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 8, she said "Darling it’s too late, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 9, she said "Darling this is divine, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 10, she said "Darling you say when, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 11, she said "Darling this is better than heaven, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 12, she said "Darling it’s starting to swell, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 13, she said "Darling it’s starting to hurt me, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 14, she said "Darling this is too much for me, put your pecker in your pocket and drive me home. (Or, put your pecker in your pants and drive me home).
I like it that my good Christian friend Doctor John (obviously a Proctologist) visits my blog and leaves comments. I will be addressing some of the things he has said in a later post.
This song is well received by folks that are not square and uptight, and a band is going to start singing it. I went to listen to them last evening and they had me get up and sing it. Then three women (not all women are prudes) came over to tell me what a hoot they thought it was, and two of them hugged me.
One young lady showed me the tattoo on her very excellent breast, so of course we got to talking about her breasts, a subject I never tire of. She mentions that she wants to get a boob job, whoa, I don’t know how she thinks they can improve those babies, so I said so. But she is worried about then she gets older and they start sagging. She has another thirty years or more before she has to worry about that. So I said that I didn’t get why so many young people are getting tattoos ($75.00 an hour here) all over their bodies and get boob jobs when thirty thousand people die of starvation everyday. She wasn’t able to address that very well.
Okay, lets some fun, Fourteen Inches.
I gave her inches 1, she said "Darling this is fun, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 2, she said "Darling I want you, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 3, she said "Darling this is me, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home". (If your gf is a hooker she can say Darling this is free)
I gave her inches 4, she said "Darling I want more, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 5, she said "Darling this is fine, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 6, she said "Darling this is kicks, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 7, she said "Darling this is heaven, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 8, she said "Darling it’s too late, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 9, she said "Darling this is divine, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 10, she said "Darling you say when, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 11, she said "Darling this is better than heaven, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 12, she said "Darling it’s starting to swell, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 13, she said "Darling it’s starting to hurt me, put your belly close to mine and drive your pecker home".
I gave her inches 14, she said "Darling this is too much for me, put your pecker in your pocket and drive me home. (Or, put your pecker in your pants and drive me home).
The idiot
"Pope Benedict XVI said Sunday that he was "deeply sorry" about the angry reaction to his recent remarks about Islam, which he said came from a text that didn't reflect his personal opinion."
Why is this idiot saying something that doesn’t reflect his personal opinion? I’ll tell you why, because he is an idiot. That’s right, God thinks that the pope is an idiot, all popes have been idiots and all future popes will be idiots.
Mimus Pauly … All religions have their finer points, but the followers don’t practice them. If you decide to study Einstein I suggest that you start with Einstein On Peace. Big book, will keep you busy for a while.
Dr. John … I don’t want people to kill each other, but I approve of it if it will get the crackpots off of this planet. After thousands of years of this nonsense I’m getting really tired of it. God is getting cranky and if you don’t like my being cranky what are you doing to do to make the world a better place? I already explained why I insult you, am I sounding like a parent telling you that you are thinking stupid? Well, you got that right. And if I was omnipotent like you think I would reach down and slap a lot of you off of the planet. No I don’t think that the lady should stop making quilts. And I don’t think I should stop sending money to help feed people. How much of your money do you spend to help others? Ah, but I’ll bet that you live in a really nice home and justify it by saying that you worked hard and earned it.
As for being rational, if you where, you wouldn’t be a Christian. You wouldn’t be a Muslim, you wouldn’t be a Jew. Congregation, support and celebration with others is important but I’ve never seen a sign like "Fellowship Of God." Just many churches teaching stupid things, that my friend is brainwashing and I don’t attend them anymore.
For many thousands of years you people have tried to honor each other. How has that worked out so far? It hasn’t has it? And it isn’t going too. You keep trying the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, just how stupid is that? You monkeys need to get smarter fast and evolve into one belief and practice one belief together. Or you will just keep fighting each other. But none of the current beliefs are right because you people (monkeys) are not accepting that you are God in evolution.
I don’t like this idea of impeachment. For one thing in the current system it’s hard to get done and the replacement may be worse than the current idiot. That in itself is a scary thought. People should just hold on for two more years and elect a whole new batch of folks. The current system is set up to protect those at the top, it should be changed so that if you decide to get rid of a president that you have new elections too replace the president and vice president, and anyone else you want to get rid of at the time of the impeachment. Those working on impeachment are just wasting their time, I don’t think it is going to happen. And if it did, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t like the results. What American’s need is more power over their presidents so they can stop them from doing stupid things. That means changing the whole system of government in this country. That may require anarchy for a while.
Well, I would hike to the hot springs today, but I guess I had better go paint some so I can get that job out of the way. I took yesterday off to go to the peace rally so I’d better work today. That is the last job other than volunteer work that I’m going to accept. It was supposed to be a small job, but it turned into a big job. And I was stupid enough to start it so now I’m going to finish it. Be good, do good, what will your good deed be today Doc? Here is an idea, send a check (a big one) to the World Food Bank, the link is on the right side of this page.
Anyone got a good joke? BBC
Why is this idiot saying something that doesn’t reflect his personal opinion? I’ll tell you why, because he is an idiot. That’s right, God thinks that the pope is an idiot, all popes have been idiots and all future popes will be idiots.
Mimus Pauly … All religions have their finer points, but the followers don’t practice them. If you decide to study Einstein I suggest that you start with Einstein On Peace. Big book, will keep you busy for a while.
Dr. John … I don’t want people to kill each other, but I approve of it if it will get the crackpots off of this planet. After thousands of years of this nonsense I’m getting really tired of it. God is getting cranky and if you don’t like my being cranky what are you doing to do to make the world a better place? I already explained why I insult you, am I sounding like a parent telling you that you are thinking stupid? Well, you got that right. And if I was omnipotent like you think I would reach down and slap a lot of you off of the planet. No I don’t think that the lady should stop making quilts. And I don’t think I should stop sending money to help feed people. How much of your money do you spend to help others? Ah, but I’ll bet that you live in a really nice home and justify it by saying that you worked hard and earned it.
As for being rational, if you where, you wouldn’t be a Christian. You wouldn’t be a Muslim, you wouldn’t be a Jew. Congregation, support and celebration with others is important but I’ve never seen a sign like "Fellowship Of God." Just many churches teaching stupid things, that my friend is brainwashing and I don’t attend them anymore.
For many thousands of years you people have tried to honor each other. How has that worked out so far? It hasn’t has it? And it isn’t going too. You keep trying the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, just how stupid is that? You monkeys need to get smarter fast and evolve into one belief and practice one belief together. Or you will just keep fighting each other. But none of the current beliefs are right because you people (monkeys) are not accepting that you are God in evolution.
I don’t like this idea of impeachment. For one thing in the current system it’s hard to get done and the replacement may be worse than the current idiot. That in itself is a scary thought. People should just hold on for two more years and elect a whole new batch of folks. The current system is set up to protect those at the top, it should be changed so that if you decide to get rid of a president that you have new elections too replace the president and vice president, and anyone else you want to get rid of at the time of the impeachment. Those working on impeachment are just wasting their time, I don’t think it is going to happen. And if it did, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t like the results. What American’s need is more power over their presidents so they can stop them from doing stupid things. That means changing the whole system of government in this country. That may require anarchy for a while.
Well, I would hike to the hot springs today, but I guess I had better go paint some so I can get that job out of the way. I took yesterday off to go to the peace rally so I’d better work today. That is the last job other than volunteer work that I’m going to accept. It was supposed to be a small job, but it turned into a big job. And I was stupid enough to start it so now I’m going to finish it. Be good, do good, what will your good deed be today Doc? Here is an idea, send a check (a big one) to the World Food Bank, the link is on the right side of this page.
Anyone got a good joke? BBC
Saturday, September 16, 2006
Is this better?
So is this picture better?
The secret to life is to do the next right thing, and so many of the religious nuts on this planet never do.
Dear Doctor John… I assume that you are a Christian, based on that it’s almost a safe bet to assume that you are a republican, and that is why this country is so messed up. If Einstein were here today he would be saying the same things I do. Do you think that you are intelligent enough to understand Einstein? Care to try to match me on any of the IQ tests. I don’t argue philosophy, I just tell the truth. Philosophy is for you folks that don’t wash your hands before taking your brains out to play with them.
If you don’t know it is there it can’t offend you, so if what I say offends you, don’t read my blog. :-) See how simple that is?
You people will be nothing but history one day you know. It’s not exactly a Christian blog being as I’m a New Age messenger even though my message is much older than Christianity. You people just came along and screwed everything up.
BTW, I am a product of thinking properly and listening to the cosmos. You are a product of a society that raised and brainwashed you. Another part of you in living on the other side of the planet was taught something completely different. And you are both wrong !!! Not that I expect either of you to be intelligent enough to understand that.
Ask yourself this question… How would we live if we where more spiritually advanced? When the whole of mankind gets to that point, he will be in fact be God. At least in respect to this planet. Have a nice evening Doc, I guess it doesn’t bother you that many of your kind are building bombs, but it bothers me greatly. It just doesn’t seem very Christian to me. I insult you people because it makes you think harder.
I love you all, but I don’t like how many of you are. BBC
Dear Doctor John
Dear Doctor John.
People like you are living proof that people of reasonably high IQ, education, and intelligence can still be brainwashed.
Love and Peace. BBC
People like you are living proof that people of reasonably high IQ, education, and intelligence can still be brainwashed.
Love and Peace. BBC
Fuck you idiots
In the news:
Pope Offends Muslims Worldwide….
Fuck you Christians, fuck you Muslim’s, fuck you Jews. And fuck all you other religious crackpots. I didn’t tell you idiots to build your insane religions around me. I told you to minister amongst yourselves. But all you do is fight each other. Fucking idiots. Wash your hands before taking your brains out to play with them. Fucking idiots.
It’s Saturday? What happened to Thursday and Friday? Oh hell, we need some humor here.
Old geezer humor:
The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
***
Minou …. I’m not looking for the perfect woman, I’m looking for the woman that is perfect for me.
Dr.John … I know plenty of Christians that go around insulting others. And they kill others all the time, even each other. The hell it wouldn’t be a better planet if they all got killed. It would be a much better planet. Just because they think they are special doesn’t make it true, just get over yourselves. You people are insane, not to mention stupid for believing what you do in this modern age. If our ancestors where today even they would be saying "We can’t believe that you still believe what we said back then." Just go away before we all start laughing at you.
Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time and sexing each other. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons.
The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Pope Offends Muslims Worldwide….
Fuck you Christians, fuck you Muslim’s, fuck you Jews. And fuck all you other religious crackpots. I didn’t tell you idiots to build your insane religions around me. I told you to minister amongst yourselves. But all you do is fight each other. Fucking idiots. Wash your hands before taking your brains out to play with them. Fucking idiots.
It’s Saturday? What happened to Thursday and Friday? Oh hell, we need some humor here.
Old geezer humor:
The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
***
Minou …. I’m not looking for the perfect woman, I’m looking for the woman that is perfect for me.
Dr.John … I know plenty of Christians that go around insulting others. And they kill others all the time, even each other. The hell it wouldn’t be a better planet if they all got killed. It would be a much better planet. Just because they think they are special doesn’t make it true, just get over yourselves. You people are insane, not to mention stupid for believing what you do in this modern age. If our ancestors where today even they would be saying "We can’t believe that you still believe what we said back then." Just go away before we all start laughing at you.
Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time and sexing each other. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons.
The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Friday, September 15, 2006
Your vote counts
L>T suggested that I change my picture of me on this blog, how about this 3 am one? You may now vote.Helen Jean Hall
Laurel Ann Norman
Jan Mc Donald
Mikie (Don’t know her last name, runs the food bank)
Listed above are four of the finest women I personally know on this planet. And I compare all other women to them, and most of them don’t stack up against these ladies. So there you go ladies, it’s not my fault you don’t stack up, it’s yours. Some of you may not like to hear that, but plenty of men agree with me, and good women do also.
Helen is always pestering me for sex and that isn’t going to happen, but it’s not because I don’t think that she is a wonderful woman.
Investments
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But if you had purchased $1000.00 of Coors (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum cycling price, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
Nick…. Why not pick on women? At one ladies blog she was bragging about having 30 of some kind of expensive purse. She clearly doesn’t care if 30 thousand people die of starvation everyday does she? Got her shit, screw the others. And people wonder why I get cranky and have little respect for that kind of woman, or man. And then they whine because I’m cranky. It’s raining, we needed that even, things where getting a little stressed, my apples are not very big this year but they can feed the deer later. Have a good day, Nick, and my other friends. BBC
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But if you had purchased $1000.00 of Coors (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum cycling price, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
Nick…. Why not pick on women? At one ladies blog she was bragging about having 30 of some kind of expensive purse. She clearly doesn’t care if 30 thousand people die of starvation everyday does she? Got her shit, screw the others. And people wonder why I get cranky and have little respect for that kind of woman, or man. And then they whine because I’m cranky. It’s raining, we needed that even, things where getting a little stressed, my apples are not very big this year but they can feed the deer later. Have a good day, Nick, and my other friends. BBC
Thursday, September 14, 2006
When I'm an old lady
When I'm an old lady, I'll live with my son,
and make his life happy and filled with such fun,
I want to pay back all the joy he's provided,
returning each deed. Oh, he'll be so excited
. . . when I'm an old lady and live with my son.
I'll write on the wall with red, white, and blue;
and bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, will he shout!
. . . when I'm an old lady and live with my son.
When he's on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, he'll snap his fingers and then shake his head,
and when he is done I'll hide under the bed.
. . . when I'm an old lady and live with my son.
When my son's wife cooks dinner and calls me to meals,
I'll not eat my green beans or salads congealed.
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
and when she gets angry, run fast as I'm able.
. . . when I'm an old lady and live with my son.
I'll sit close to the TV, thru the channels I'll click,
I'll cross both my eyes to see if they stick,
I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
and play in the mud until the end of the day.
. . . when I'm an old lady and live with my son.
And later, in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
and thank God in prayer and then close my eyes;
and my son will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
and say with a groan, "she's so sweet when she's sleeping,"
. . . when I'm an old lady and live with my son.
***
A very elderly gentleman (mid-nineties), very well dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an upscale restaurant. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady (mid eighties). The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"
***
This is old, but I always enjoy seeing it again.
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rome went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that."
"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."
The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?"
Cyndy Lu …No offence but you seem to be living proof that a person can survive a drug induced comma and then remember it as a real experience. But I love ya anyway, it’s just that I’ve never done drugs.
L>T…. More on the subject you love to get bored with, spiritual sex. Lets get real here being as I don’t do any drugs. Being spiritual with another person during sex with them does involve looking into each others eyes, some, but not every moment. It’s just looking at each other and sharing spirit, "Hi spirit, my spirit loves your spirit, wanna get it on friend? You kiss my breasts and I’ll close my eyes and enjoy while you make them happy." Hey, nothing wrong with happy breasts. :-)
The lady I lived with before moving here would climax right away, then she liked to raise her head up and watch me sex her while I enjoyed myself. I always thought that was a little weird and it spooked me just a bit. But looking back on it at this point in time, maybe that was spiritual to her.
I was enjoying sex so much one time, she was on top, that I closed my eyes and was surrounded by blue light for a few moments. And no, I wasn’t on drugs or drinking, it was in the morning. Keep it real people, all that other crap that others dream up is nonsense. Maybe some can do that with drugs but as I said, I don't drugs.
Look, a couple on a spiritual journey with each other has to see the spiritual part as they see and experience it sexually. Books can’t tell them what that journey should be. Those idiots writing those books are making money writing about crap that they made up and have never experienced unless it was in a drug induced state. But that doesn’t make their experience true. No one should bother reading them. And before you people take your brains out to play with them you have to wash your hands first or the oil off the fingers fucks them up.
And if you’re not into spiritual sex but you are happy with your sex life, so what? Ignore it and go with what works for you.
Why is it such a stretch for people to accept that they are God in evolution? It’s not like they are expected to become perfect overnight. That’s why its evolution.
Ask yourself, what might be the two things that God, and Mrs. God are interested in, as far as humans go that is. Peace and sex is the correct answer. And just where is Mrs. God? Her voice on the Internet that is. I haven’t came across a blog that seems to be her voice. But there are a lot of blogs out there, and some are delusional anyway even if the author is claiming to be the voice of Mrs. God. I’m not going to assume of course that such a blog would be authored by an American woman, especially a white American woman. It may be in a language that I can’t read. But if anyone thinks they have spotted a blog that seems to be the voice of Mrs. God I would like the address.
I was talking to a good friend and telling him about how I had basically spent much of my life trying to kill myself with all the stupid things I’ve done, and he said that only meant that I’m bad at killing myself. Good point, it’s usually someone else that does it. But not until I’ve started some chain reaction.
Caller ID. People with caller ID are just kind of weird. Ring, ring, "Hello Bill" Hey, how do you know this is Bill, this may be a figment of your imagination. Or the hooker, the FBI, the people cleaning up the crime scene. It could be anyone, why assume it is Bill just because it’s his number. Caller ID is just plain stupid, for paranoid people.
Have you ever noticed that kittens like to have their faces rubbed as if they are going through a birth canal? Or for you to cup your hand over their head? Why? I’ll tell you why, it’s the last safe place they knew.
and make his life happy and filled with such fun,
I want to pay back all the joy he's provided,
returning each deed. Oh, he'll be so excited
. . . when I'm an old lady and live with my son.
I'll write on the wall with red, white, and blue;
and bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, will he shout!
. . . when I'm an old lady and live with my son.
When he's on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, he'll snap his fingers and then shake his head,
and when he is done I'll hide under the bed.
. . . when I'm an old lady and live with my son.
When my son's wife cooks dinner and calls me to meals,
I'll not eat my green beans or salads congealed.
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
and when she gets angry, run fast as I'm able.
. . . when I'm an old lady and live with my son.
I'll sit close to the TV, thru the channels I'll click,
I'll cross both my eyes to see if they stick,
I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
and play in the mud until the end of the day.
. . . when I'm an old lady and live with my son.
And later, in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
and thank God in prayer and then close my eyes;
and my son will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
and say with a groan, "she's so sweet when she's sleeping,"
. . . when I'm an old lady and live with my son.
***
A very elderly gentleman (mid-nineties), very well dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an upscale restaurant. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady (mid eighties). The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"
***
This is old, but I always enjoy seeing it again.
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rome went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that."
"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."
The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?"
Cyndy Lu …No offence but you seem to be living proof that a person can survive a drug induced comma and then remember it as a real experience. But I love ya anyway, it’s just that I’ve never done drugs.
L>T…. More on the subject you love to get bored with, spiritual sex. Lets get real here being as I don’t do any drugs. Being spiritual with another person during sex with them does involve looking into each others eyes, some, but not every moment. It’s just looking at each other and sharing spirit, "Hi spirit, my spirit loves your spirit, wanna get it on friend? You kiss my breasts and I’ll close my eyes and enjoy while you make them happy." Hey, nothing wrong with happy breasts. :-)
The lady I lived with before moving here would climax right away, then she liked to raise her head up and watch me sex her while I enjoyed myself. I always thought that was a little weird and it spooked me just a bit. But looking back on it at this point in time, maybe that was spiritual to her.
I was enjoying sex so much one time, she was on top, that I closed my eyes and was surrounded by blue light for a few moments. And no, I wasn’t on drugs or drinking, it was in the morning. Keep it real people, all that other crap that others dream up is nonsense. Maybe some can do that with drugs but as I said, I don't drugs.
Look, a couple on a spiritual journey with each other has to see the spiritual part as they see and experience it sexually. Books can’t tell them what that journey should be. Those idiots writing those books are making money writing about crap that they made up and have never experienced unless it was in a drug induced state. But that doesn’t make their experience true. No one should bother reading them. And before you people take your brains out to play with them you have to wash your hands first or the oil off the fingers fucks them up.
And if you’re not into spiritual sex but you are happy with your sex life, so what? Ignore it and go with what works for you.
Why is it such a stretch for people to accept that they are God in evolution? It’s not like they are expected to become perfect overnight. That’s why its evolution.
Ask yourself, what might be the two things that God, and Mrs. God are interested in, as far as humans go that is. Peace and sex is the correct answer. And just where is Mrs. God? Her voice on the Internet that is. I haven’t came across a blog that seems to be her voice. But there are a lot of blogs out there, and some are delusional anyway even if the author is claiming to be the voice of Mrs. God. I’m not going to assume of course that such a blog would be authored by an American woman, especially a white American woman. It may be in a language that I can’t read. But if anyone thinks they have spotted a blog that seems to be the voice of Mrs. God I would like the address.
I was talking to a good friend and telling him about how I had basically spent much of my life trying to kill myself with all the stupid things I’ve done, and he said that only meant that I’m bad at killing myself. Good point, it’s usually someone else that does it. But not until I’ve started some chain reaction.
Caller ID. People with caller ID are just kind of weird. Ring, ring, "Hello Bill" Hey, how do you know this is Bill, this may be a figment of your imagination. Or the hooker, the FBI, the people cleaning up the crime scene. It could be anyone, why assume it is Bill just because it’s his number. Caller ID is just plain stupid, for paranoid people.
Have you ever noticed that kittens like to have their faces rubbed as if they are going through a birth canal? Or for you to cup your hand over their head? Why? I’ll tell you why, it’s the last safe place they knew.
My highest ambition
"My highest ambition is to die on TV so I can entertain you." I’ve said that here, I’ve posted that on Scott Adam’s blog also. Actually, I got that line from Kurt Vonnegut.
A reader at Scott’s blog made the following comment:
Let us know if there's anything we can do to help make it happen! Posted by: Eager 2 Please
Well Eager 2 Please, the thing is that anytime someone like me starts challenging the status quo of the religious nuts on this planet one of them is likely to end up killing me. It happens all the time. The most well known example is the killing of Jesus. The same spirit that flows through me. But we are over two thousand years down the road from that event that those religious nuts went on to write a lot of nonsense and lies about. Jesus didn’t write and document things, people made up most of the things said about him (me), but I do write and document. Yeah, if one of those nuts is going to kill me I want it to be on TV. Then some good author or think tank can shift through my documents and the things I say on the web, and make it into some sensible book that will replace that piece of crap of a bible that puts an insanity in many on this planet. I hope.
Those idiots don’t realize that they are just killing a body, that death isn’t a concept to me, that I am omnipresent even though I am not omnipotent. If I where, like any good parent, I would reach down and strike down anyone that caused too many problems. I would start with our idiot president that thinks he is doing Gods work, and I wouldn’t stop there by any means, I would clean out about half of the idiots on this planet so that I could make it the peaceful place it is supposed to be. There would not be one religious crackpot, be they Christian, Muslim, Jew, or whatever left on this planet spreading their insanity. It’s just plain stupid to think that an omnipotent God would allow the bullshit that man does to each other to continue. God is a spirituality, not a religion you idiot monkeys. And it’s an evolving spirituality at that, and it can only evolve through you.
Here is another quote by Kurt: Hello babies, welcome to earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round, and wet, and crowded. At the outset babies, you've got about a 100 years here. There's only one rule that I know of babies - Damn it, you've got to be kind. There's only one rule: you've got to be kind. -Kurt Vonnegut
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. (1900 - 1965)
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
When men become wise enough to refuse to fight others wars for them they won’t be victimized veterans anymore.
This country needs to go into anarchy for a while, clear out the whole government, and build something new and better. It won’t do any good to just clean out a few people at the top, other nuts are working their way to the top. I’m not happy with living in a country where I’m surrounded by religious nuts and they are our leaders. Yeah, Jesus was an anarchist also, in some ways I haven’t changed much, but in other ways I’ve gotten much wiser. And I’m telling you, God is not some omnipotent being or entity out there. God is just a higher awareness of YOU.
http://minou-in-france.blogspot.com/2006/09/i-am-god.html
Check out the blog above, and the comment I left there.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/pricklycity
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/wizardofid
http://www.sinfest.net/
Try to be good today babies. And try to stop greed and those crackpots with the bombs or you are all going to die. BBC
A reader at Scott’s blog made the following comment:
Let us know if there's anything we can do to help make it happen! Posted by: Eager 2 Please
Well Eager 2 Please, the thing is that anytime someone like me starts challenging the status quo of the religious nuts on this planet one of them is likely to end up killing me. It happens all the time. The most well known example is the killing of Jesus. The same spirit that flows through me. But we are over two thousand years down the road from that event that those religious nuts went on to write a lot of nonsense and lies about. Jesus didn’t write and document things, people made up most of the things said about him (me), but I do write and document. Yeah, if one of those nuts is going to kill me I want it to be on TV. Then some good author or think tank can shift through my documents and the things I say on the web, and make it into some sensible book that will replace that piece of crap of a bible that puts an insanity in many on this planet. I hope.
Those idiots don’t realize that they are just killing a body, that death isn’t a concept to me, that I am omnipresent even though I am not omnipotent. If I where, like any good parent, I would reach down and strike down anyone that caused too many problems. I would start with our idiot president that thinks he is doing Gods work, and I wouldn’t stop there by any means, I would clean out about half of the idiots on this planet so that I could make it the peaceful place it is supposed to be. There would not be one religious crackpot, be they Christian, Muslim, Jew, or whatever left on this planet spreading their insanity. It’s just plain stupid to think that an omnipotent God would allow the bullshit that man does to each other to continue. God is a spirituality, not a religion you idiot monkeys. And it’s an evolving spirituality at that, and it can only evolve through you.
Here is another quote by Kurt: Hello babies, welcome to earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round, and wet, and crowded. At the outset babies, you've got about a 100 years here. There's only one rule that I know of babies - Damn it, you've got to be kind. There's only one rule: you've got to be kind. -Kurt Vonnegut
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. (1900 - 1965)
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
When men become wise enough to refuse to fight others wars for them they won’t be victimized veterans anymore.
This country needs to go into anarchy for a while, clear out the whole government, and build something new and better. It won’t do any good to just clean out a few people at the top, other nuts are working their way to the top. I’m not happy with living in a country where I’m surrounded by religious nuts and they are our leaders. Yeah, Jesus was an anarchist also, in some ways I haven’t changed much, but in other ways I’ve gotten much wiser. And I’m telling you, God is not some omnipotent being or entity out there. God is just a higher awareness of YOU.
http://minou-in-france.blogspot.com/2006/09/i-am-god.html
Check out the blog above, and the comment I left there.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/pricklycity
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/wizardofid
http://www.sinfest.net/
Try to be good today babies. And try to stop greed and those crackpots with the bombs or you are all going to die. BBC
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Two evening posts
Cyndy Lu Who said... Spiritual sex, huh? Does that require actual touching? :) …I remember that time you told me, you said, "love is touching souls"– well surely you've touched mine, 'cus part of you pours out of me in these lines from time to time… Oh you're in my blood like holy wine, you taste so bitter, bitter and so sweet. Oh, I could drink a case of you darling, and I would still be on my feet. I would still be on my feet. :P
Oh no you wouldn’t Hon, you would be on your back. :-)
Oh no you wouldn’t Hon, you would be on your back. :-)
That would be nice
Azgoddess, what scares me is the places we are starting to leak, and grow hair. LOL
A virile, young Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asks again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."
The best and safest thing is to keep a balance in your life, acknowledge the great powers around us and in us. If you can do that, and live that way, you are really a wise man.
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd.
Cyndy Lu, whoever in the hell she/he/it is, wonders if I’m ridiculous all the time. I think that she sometimes misses the whole point of my seriousness. Hell, in his time most people thought that Einstein was ridiculous and whacko so I’m not going to take offence at her statement. That just puts me in damn good company.
She also said…. Well, I can certainly relate to that. ;) I often wonder how you manage to squeeze all that in there in the first place. :P LOL!
Well, Cyndy, it’s not like I want too.
A: There are many other interests and things I would rather be doing. It’s just that I’m driven too, something that flows through me trying to tell the world that they are wrong in how they view God, especially an omnipotent one as described in the stupid bibles. God is just a spirituality, a higher consciousness, and nothing more. Well, other than that pagan energy.
B: I don’t have a honey-do list, or a honey to do other things with, so I have plenty of time for this.
C: They won’t let me run my fucking planet so I do this.
D: Some monkeys I get through to, the others I entertain.
E: Maybe none of this makes any fuckin difference because we’re all fuckin crazy anyway. :-)
Value… I like it when I get a good value, about two years ago I bought a butane lighter for ninety seven cents, it has electronic ignition and is refillable. That is good service for that amount of money, it’s a BOO if you are looking for a good lighter value. Today I another lighter to put in my backpack, for a $1.49, it is also refillable and has an LED light in the base of it. Even non-smokers should pack a lighter, you never know when you might feel the need to burn some assholes house down.
Telescope… I haven’t used it but a few months ago I was in beer church one evening when a couple of men came in wanting to get rid of the rest of the stock they peddle to taverns and such places to use for prizes and such. It’s a fifty or hundred power, depending on which lens you use, and came with a tripod. I paid twenty bucks for it. Not that I’m interested in looking into space, that sexual debris out there isn’t very interesting to me other than the pictures the Hubbell sends back of new orgies out there. This is the most interesting planet in the cosmos because of the life on it, too bad it is also the most screwed up. Can’t look at anything to close with it, but maybe some day I will have the chance to watch some nudes a mile or so away.
Went out of the spit for a while today, good view of the mountains, sound, boat traffic, and things like that. Picked up a few more rocks to bring home. Solidified cosmic sexual debris to you lower thinkers and improperly educated monkeys. Wasn’t there long enough to put one of my kites in the air for a while.
Wouldn’t it be nice if there was another inhabitable planet out there that the spiritual (you may be more spiritual than you think) could move to?
We could leave many things that are here and never speak of them again. Things like bibles and old beliefs that our stupid ancestors put into our minds. We could raise our children without them ever hearing of any of that nonsense, they wouldn’t grow up so confused and brainwashed. I can tell a twenty year old what we are and he/she will often say that they understand. If they haven’t been brainwashed by their Christian parents. But trying to tell older people something is difficult, they simply don’t know what to believe. They have looked at everything and still don’t know what to believe.
You people have brains so that you can come to conclusions and develop beliefs !!! Duh !!! Fuckin monkeys. Why do I love you? Oh, I forgot for a minute, you are my bastard offspring. Well, have a peaceful evening then. Love and Peace. BBC
A virile, young Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asks again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."
The best and safest thing is to keep a balance in your life, acknowledge the great powers around us and in us. If you can do that, and live that way, you are really a wise man.
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd.
Cyndy Lu, whoever in the hell she/he/it is, wonders if I’m ridiculous all the time. I think that she sometimes misses the whole point of my seriousness. Hell, in his time most people thought that Einstein was ridiculous and whacko so I’m not going to take offence at her statement. That just puts me in damn good company.
She also said…. Well, I can certainly relate to that. ;) I often wonder how you manage to squeeze all that in there in the first place. :P LOL!
Well, Cyndy, it’s not like I want too.
A: There are many other interests and things I would rather be doing. It’s just that I’m driven too, something that flows through me trying to tell the world that they are wrong in how they view God, especially an omnipotent one as described in the stupid bibles. God is just a spirituality, a higher consciousness, and nothing more. Well, other than that pagan energy.
B: I don’t have a honey-do list, or a honey to do other things with, so I have plenty of time for this.
C: They won’t let me run my fucking planet so I do this.
D: Some monkeys I get through to, the others I entertain.
E: Maybe none of this makes any fuckin difference because we’re all fuckin crazy anyway. :-)
Value… I like it when I get a good value, about two years ago I bought a butane lighter for ninety seven cents, it has electronic ignition and is refillable. That is good service for that amount of money, it’s a BOO if you are looking for a good lighter value. Today I another lighter to put in my backpack, for a $1.49, it is also refillable and has an LED light in the base of it. Even non-smokers should pack a lighter, you never know when you might feel the need to burn some assholes house down.
Telescope… I haven’t used it but a few months ago I was in beer church one evening when a couple of men came in wanting to get rid of the rest of the stock they peddle to taverns and such places to use for prizes and such. It’s a fifty or hundred power, depending on which lens you use, and came with a tripod. I paid twenty bucks for it. Not that I’m interested in looking into space, that sexual debris out there isn’t very interesting to me other than the pictures the Hubbell sends back of new orgies out there. This is the most interesting planet in the cosmos because of the life on it, too bad it is also the most screwed up. Can’t look at anything to close with it, but maybe some day I will have the chance to watch some nudes a mile or so away.
Went out of the spit for a while today, good view of the mountains, sound, boat traffic, and things like that. Picked up a few more rocks to bring home. Solidified cosmic sexual debris to you lower thinkers and improperly educated monkeys. Wasn’t there long enough to put one of my kites in the air for a while.
Wouldn’t it be nice if there was another inhabitable planet out there that the spiritual (you may be more spiritual than you think) could move to?
We could leave many things that are here and never speak of them again. Things like bibles and old beliefs that our stupid ancestors put into our minds. We could raise our children without them ever hearing of any of that nonsense, they wouldn’t grow up so confused and brainwashed. I can tell a twenty year old what we are and he/she will often say that they understand. If they haven’t been brainwashed by their Christian parents. But trying to tell older people something is difficult, they simply don’t know what to believe. They have looked at everything and still don’t know what to believe.
You people have brains so that you can come to conclusions and develop beliefs !!! Duh !!! Fuckin monkeys. Why do I love you? Oh, I forgot for a minute, you are my bastard offspring. Well, have a peaceful evening then. Love and Peace. BBC
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