The idiot

"Pope Benedict XVI said Sunday that he was "deeply sorry" about the angry reaction to his recent remarks about Islam, which he said came from a text that didn't reflect his personal opinion."

Why is this idiot saying something that doesn’t reflect his personal opinion? I’ll tell you why, because he is an idiot. That’s right, God thinks that the pope is an idiot, all popes have been idiots and all future popes will be idiots.

Mimus Pauly … All religions have their finer points, but the followers don’t practice them. If you decide to study Einstein I suggest that you start with Einstein On Peace. Big book, will keep you busy for a while.

Dr. John … I don’t want people to kill each other, but I approve of it if it will get the crackpots off of this planet. After thousands of years of this nonsense I’m getting really tired of it. God is getting cranky and if you don’t like my being cranky what are you doing to do to make the world a better place? I already explained why I insult you, am I sounding like a parent telling you that you are thinking stupid? Well, you got that right. And if I was omnipotent like you think I would reach down and slap a lot of you off of the planet. No I don’t think that the lady should stop making quilts. And I don’t think I should stop sending money to help feed people. How much of your money do you spend to help others? Ah, but I’ll bet that you live in a really nice home and justify it by saying that you worked hard and earned it.

As for being rational, if you where, you wouldn’t be a Christian. You wouldn’t be a Muslim, you wouldn’t be a Jew. Congregation, support and celebration with others is important but I’ve never seen a sign like "Fellowship Of God." Just many churches teaching stupid things, that my friend is brainwashing and I don’t attend them anymore.

For many thousands of years you people have tried to honor each other. How has that worked out so far? It hasn’t has it? And it isn’t going too. You keep trying the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, just how stupid is that? You monkeys need to get smarter fast and evolve into one belief and practice one belief together. Or you will just keep fighting each other. But none of the current beliefs are right because you people (monkeys) are not accepting that you are God in evolution.

I don’t like this idea of impeachment. For one thing in the current system it’s hard to get done and the replacement may be worse than the current idiot. That in itself is a scary thought. People should just hold on for two more years and elect a whole new batch of folks. The current system is set up to protect those at the top, it should be changed so that if you decide to get rid of a president that you have new elections too replace the president and vice president, and anyone else you want to get rid of at the time of the impeachment. Those working on impeachment are just wasting their time, I don’t think it is going to happen. And if it did, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t like the results. What American’s need is more power over their presidents so they can stop them from doing stupid things. That means changing the whole system of government in this country. That may require anarchy for a while.

Well, I would hike to the hot springs today, but I guess I had better go paint some so I can get that job out of the way. I took yesterday off to go to the peace rally so I’d better work today. That is the last job other than volunteer work that I’m going to accept. It was supposed to be a small job, but it turned into a big job. And I was stupid enough to start it so now I’m going to finish it. Be good, do good, what will your good deed be today Doc? Here is an idea, send a check (a big one) to the World Food Bank, the link is on the right side of this page.

Anyone got a good joke? BBC