Investments

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But if you had purchased $1000.00 of Coors (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum cycling price, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan

Nick…. Why not pick on women? At one ladies blog she was bragging about having 30 of some kind of expensive purse. She clearly doesn’t care if 30 thousand people die of starvation everyday does she? Got her shit, screw the others. And people wonder why I get cranky and have little respect for that kind of woman, or man. And then they whine because I’m cranky. It’s raining, we needed that even, things where getting a little stressed, my apples are not very big this year but they can feed the deer later. Have a good day, Nick, and my other friends. BBC