Interesting comment

[Update]… This post will be here for another day, maybe longer, the comments may get interesting. I’m just adding a bit to it today Hugs… BBC

Fuck Starbucks

I have coffee, and cocoa, and Kahlua. Why in the hell would I be stupid enough to pay four fifty for a cup of really good coffee when I can make my own for under a buck in the comfort of my own home? Only silly monkeys do things like that.

I got an email of an offer to download some Christian ring tones for my cell phone. Fuck no, God doesn’t want any fucking Christian ring tones.

Do you pray to God? I don’t pray to God, I’m God, why would I pray to myself? God is a fucking idiot. (You are laughing aren’t you?) I do communicate with the cosmos but that is different. I ask nothing of the cosmos, yet in strange ways it takes care of me. On the other hand, I don’t expect much, certainly no special treatment.

Some humor for you monkeys. Yeah, God is also a monkey and likes this stuff, get the fuck over it.

DOE RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.
DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FAR..... the distance to my beer
SO...... I think I'll have a beer...
LA...... La la la la la la beer
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...(Looks into an empty glass)
D'OH!

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Jamie posted an interesting comment on my other blog. It’s worth posting here. With my comments of course.

Honestly Billy,

You have to stop insulting the monkeys.

“The Monkey”
By Dave Bartholomew

Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree
Discussing things as they are said to be
Said one to the other, now listen you two,
There's a rumor around that can't be true

That man has descended from our noble race
The very idea is a great disgrace
No monkey has ever deserted his wife
Starved her babies and ruined her life

And you've never known a mother monk
To leave her babies with others to bunk
Or pass from one on to another
Till they scarcely know who is their mother

Here's another thing a monkey won't do
Go out at night and get on a stew
Or use a gun or club or knife
To take some other monkey's life

Yes, man descended, the ornery cuss
But brother, he didn't descend from us.

Not to take away from Dave’s interesting words but I’m sure that he did descend from them, but something went wrong along the way, for one thing he dreamed up bogeymen God’s in the sky and called it Christianity and Islam and things like that. These two religions alone cause way to many problems on this planet. Just as many as the atheists do. I’m telling you, it’s a spirituality only, and we are it.

Yesterday I went to George’s home that he is getting ready to put on the market and finished up a few last things. In the evening a load of firewood arrived at Helen’s so today I will stack it in the woodshed and start splitting it up.

A good joke

A foursome of guys and a foursome of women are at the first tee for a round of golf. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet.

She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet. She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead."