Fuck You

Fuck you big fellow, you want to fuck wit God? You should think twice about that.
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Good morning stupid monkeys, how are you this morning? What do you mean, you’re not stupid, of course you are. Yeah, I know, you know things, I’m impressed (snort). You know how to make a living and go shopping, how to wipe your ass (I hope). Really smart people, like yours truly :-) know just how ignorant we all are. I know that we are ignorant and kind of crazy. Crazy because of our ancestors, and ignorant because there is so much to yet learn and accept about ourselves. But !!! I can answer any question in the universe to my complete satisfaction, so what do you want to know? LOL (What do you mean, this isn’t humor? Get a brain for christs sake, learn to laugh at yourselves)
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What is not to like about Hooters? Get your Hooter pictures here.
Hooters
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Lets see, need some humor to appease the monkeys. George Carlin has some things to say about new rules.

Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them !
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Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . . mowing my lawn, and washing my car.
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Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Beef ?
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Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: .... "Lucky little bastards."
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If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.
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Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them ? Okay, we're done.
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There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
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Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security Crisis.
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The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande' half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet," Oooh, you're a huge asshole.
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I'm not the cashier ! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
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Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God that you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
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Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called ................ "The Howard Stern Show."
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I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go for the nuts and eat two.
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If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
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No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.
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And this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I
just want to wash my hands.
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When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
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If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying" Do you want fries with that?"
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Dear diary: The christians, muslims and atheists are still killing each other and themselves. On the bright side, it’s helping to keep down their populations.
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Weather wise it was a pretty decent day here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse. Got up to about fifty degrees, the snow is gone for the most part, and had some sun. Boy, have I been being lazy this weekend. Didn’t go to the Friendship Dinner, Beer Church, or the Peace Protest. Split up some firewood for Helen is about it. I like to try to keep her about a two month supply of split wood on hand in case I get sick or something. But not doing much is easy on the planet.

Too Funny

Don't forget to check out one of Gods favorite comics today.
Sinfest

A picture

I found a picture of the fake bbc troll. LOL

Being as

That postcard doesn’t remind me of you and I. Most of you (I also) have had it easy compared to a child in the middle of a war that has lost an arm or leg. Or a child sitting under a tree starving to death. Why is the world still this way? Because YOU allow it to be while you spoil yourself.
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Being as I now have two blogs I will just use this one to entertain the monkeys with humor and some diary entries, I will use the other one for my rants and judgements about humans, err, monkeys. So if you are one of those people with soft egos that don’t like finger pointing don’t go read it. :-)
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A message to the fake bbc troll. .. Once again, who I send pictures of my dick to isn’t any of your fucking business ya warped sick little christian. If any women have that picture they most likely took it off of my blog because I seldom send it to anyone, ya stupid fucking idiot.
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This is old humor, but it’s worth reading again. Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major break through, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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25 Things You Will Never Hear A Woman Say... (Actually, I have heard women say some of these things, and more.)
1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
2. I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, I still want you right now!
3. This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gang bang.
4. Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wetspot.
5. Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse.
6. That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos again?
7. I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby-sitter.
8. You're my daddy! You're my daddy!
9. The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
10. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!
11. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
12. Bar food again!? Kick ass.
13. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
14. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
15. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.
16. I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's day gift!
17. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
18. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?
19. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple
more pitchers.
20. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila shot off of Chuck's bare ass!
21. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.
22. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
23. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!
24. You are so much smarter than my father.
25. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sportscenter.
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The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West Virginia. An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court. But custody of the children was a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children. The judge asked for his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and said, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"
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Dear Diary: Was given some good spuds yesterday so I made a crock-pot full of soup. I had forgotten to put a DVD disk back in the container when I returned the container to the library, they sent me a reminder so I found it and returned it. I finely got my new time on my piece of shit cell phone by pushing about eighty buttons on my real phone.
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I talked to a lady yesterday that dislikes modern women as much as I do, but I’ll address that in my other blog. At the library I talked to Margaret for a few minutes, she used to be optimistic about human nature and it’s improving. Now she is about as disappointed as I am. I spotted a book in the new book area, The End Of Iraq, on how America fucked up and started a war that will never end. I won’t be reading it, I already understand that.
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For the most part I really like my new camera, but the menu functions are a pain to stumble through and it’s hard to get the flash to stay off when I want it off. So I put a narrow piece of black tape over the center of the damn thing to diffuse the light and avoid bright spots.
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I’m not finding time to visit all the blogs that I like to visit, or have to look at them quickly and move on. But I only have so much time for such things.
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I’m getting tired of being a doorman for these cats that think they are God, I’m installing a cat door. And before you tell me that they will bring dead critters in here, I know that.
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Losing a few online friends is no big deal, I’m seeking the wisest friends, and they understand me. Have a great day everyone. Hugs… BBC

12/9/2006

[Cool, I just spotted a translate tool at The Gods Are Bored site.]

How did I get her tit in a wringer?

Blog land is just like life. You find and make friends and then the next thing you know they are pissed at you. It seems that I have pissed off Hill Country Gal and I don’t have a clue why. The bloggosphere is just like real life isn’t it? One day you are great buddies with someone and the next they hate your guts. And do they give you any sign that is coming? Not always, they just start ignoring you. Then get around to telling you that you are not welcome.
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Often it is because they misunderstand your brand of humor, or in my case, because I may get a little judgmental and people seldom like that. But human kind will never grow up without some judgement coming at it. Those that don’t want judgement simply don’t want it directed at them so they are always saying that others shouldn’t be judgemental.
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What ever our misunderstanding is, I’m okay with it. One thing that age has taught me is that friends come and go, few of them are friends anyway, they are really just acquaintances that you have a few things in common with. It’s not like they are going to come and help you change a flat tire in the middle of the night, or help you if you are in a spot. Yup, friends come and go, and it’s okay, there are more friends just around the corner.
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Humanity is a piece of shit because humanity refuses to grow up. Fuck humanity, we’ll just go with some humor while you fuck yourselves into nonexistence.
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Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. People walk by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money in the hat held by the man with the cross. Soon the hat of the man with the cross is filled and the hat of the man with the star of David is empty. A priest watches and then approaches the men. He turns to the man with the Star of David and says: "Young man. Don't you realize that this is a Catholic country? You'll never get any contributions in this country holding a Star of David." The man with the Star of David turns to the man with the cross and says: "Moishe, can you imagine, this guy is trying to tell us how to run our business?"
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SOBER: The condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
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Three wise asses are following a star through the desert. The star stops over a little village and begins to shine brightly on a barn behind a small inn. They walk into the barn and find a little baby lying in a
manger. As they approached the manger, one of the wise men walks into a plough and smashes his knee on the handle and in agony yells out "JESUS CHRIST!" A voice came down from above and said "That's a good name, I was going to call him Irving."
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An airhead suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, and when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The airhead replies, "Shut up! You're next!"
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Do you have a terrorist score on file with Homeland Security?
How shit works

I've posted a few pictures on my other blog.
My other blog

Imagine

Lots of blogs and news sites mentioning John Lennon today.

Imagine this.

That we are God.

I know, no one wants that responsibility.

No one wants to be judged, held accountable.

So the world continues to go to hell.

You can walk through a sea of souls and not get your feet wet.

BBC

I've deleted the story on my other blog, it wasn't going anywhere, just like the relationship.

But hey, I'm concerned about a friend that seems to be really down. Would you please drop in and give her a hug??
Sewmouse

Fuck it (Updated)

Vacation

It’s been at least nine years since I took a vacation, maybe longer. I’ve maybe taken only about six vacations in my whole life in fact. Hell, my live has been a series of interesting adventures and experiences so what would be the point in taking a vacation? And I’ve had some jobs that where so interesting (to me) that I never even thought of taking a vacation, just turned the time into cash if I could, and kept right on working. Yeah, some of you may find automotive front-end alignments boring but I sure didn’t, there is a real science to it if you do it right. And I was damn good at it, was well known in my area, and always booked with work even in the winter. People often waited two or three weeks for me to get to their car.
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I once spent a whole day and a half aligning a racecar for a friend (Lew Bell), for free. Because of the class he was running it had an old straight axle under it. One side needed positive camber and negative caster and the other side needed negative camber and positive caster. And the toe in on corners had to be correct also. Only one way you can do that on a straight axle properly, lots of bending with special tools and rams, very carefully, a little at a time, in the right places.
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He took it out the next week-end and set the track record with it, said it was the finest steering racecar that he had ever drove. It’s an art form to have wild caster and camber settings on a racecar (circle track) and still have it go straight on the straight always. Yup, I enjoyed my work.
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Anyway, for nine years I haven’t really needed a vacation, I’ve free lanced, worked for myself most of the time so had time off to goof around when I wanted it. And I had my 32 foot boat that I spent tons of time on. But now I do need a little time away, something different. Not much, just a little a few days.
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My requirements aren’t the same as many others that are trying to make themselves happy for a bit. I want to be warm, but I’m warm here. I want some peace and solitude and I don’t always get that here because I keep turning to the computer. I need something that is inexpensive as I don’t want to pay for a few days of enjoyment for a year or two, that takes much of the joy out of it. I don’t want to travel far because it’s too hard on the planet. I damn sure don’t want to spend a lot of time making plans, packing, dealing with airports and long flight times and such. Hell, I can visit any place I like on the Internet.
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Here is what I want, a warm place with an ocean view and a good book to read while I drink coffee or a beer in front of the window, a hot tub I can go to three times a day if I wish. So here is what I’m going to do. I don’t like it right on the waterfront where the Red Lyon is so I’ve booked a room for two days with the Quality Inn up the hill, I like to look down on my domains you might say. That’s right, I’ve booked a room right in this town. It’s a no brainer, not a lot of planning and stress and travel time and dealing with all that crap. A nice little vacation for less than two hundred bucks, I like that.
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I picked those days because there is a great band at the Eagles that week-end and I’m going dancing in the evenings. Eat your hearts out while you are paying for your expensive vacations suckers. I’ll get just as much enjoyment out of mine. Hugs.. BBC

12/7/2006
I used to keep a diary but I seldom put an entry in it anymore, this blog seems to have replaced it.
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Letters to Santa
Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
yer Frend, BiLLy
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Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa
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Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah
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Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa
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Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do? Love, Teddy
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Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Santa
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Dear Santa, I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis
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Dear Francis, Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay; I'll set you up with a Barbie.
Santa
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Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan
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Dear Susan, Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch. Santa
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Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
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Dear Thomas, All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know. Santa
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Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica
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Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible or are you just a blonde? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa
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Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? Timmy
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Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again. Santa
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Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky
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Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house; you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams, Santa
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[Update]... At last the asshats at blogger got a picture to post on my other blog I'm screwing with. And there is a story there, and you get to finish it. BBC
The spoiled brat

That link takes you to a page with the story and comments both on the same page, I think it will flow better that way, if anyone starts building the story anyway.

For a while this post is going to stay on top. I will edit it to put in some jokes, and change the picture on the right being as it’s the only fucking picture I can use and change right now.
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I even created another blog using a different template, and it is fucked up also. Some people seem to think that God rants in amusing ways so here we fucking go.

Dear Blog Spot & whoever it is there that keeps changing things and fucking up our experience for us.…. I have a message for you, FUCK YOU ASSHATS.
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We don’t want constant changes and to always be in a learning mode you fucking idiots. We just want to have blogs that we recognize and can use without a bunch of bullshit.
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Here is a news alert for you my friends….. WE DON’T FUCKING NEED YOU !!!! There are other blog severs on this planet you idiots. Keep fucking with us and I’m moving my blog. I’m sure of course that it would break your fucking hearts. Na, but as long as I can find a place to be happy I don’t fucking care how you feel because you are not showing any feeling for us when all you do is keep fucking with us.
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I want to use a blog, I want the fucker to look and work right without me spending hours fucking around with it. I don’t appreciate YOU fucking with MY time. …. Asshats. Fuck you.
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I’m checking out blog services that cost a little money but sometimes you get what you pay for. Ever since Google went on the stock market they just keep getting worse. I don’t like the fucking stock market and I’m not liking Google anymore. If they had paid blog accounts I wouldn’t get one because they would just keep fucking with it while trying to get rich on the stock market. I don’t know what their fucking game is, but I’m fucking tired of playing it.
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Fuck everything.
Fuck blogger for fucking up my experience and what I want to do with my blog.
Fuck the warmongers.
Fuck stupid human monkeys.
Fuck large organized religions.
Fuck Christians
Fuck Muslims
Fuck Jews
Fuck you asshats causing so many problems and keeping world peace away.
Minor religions are the only peaceful ones.

Frankly, I'm tired of the whole fucking web experience. And the whole human experience. Blogger just keeps changing things and I'm tired of having to learn different ways, it isn't bringing world peace, it isn't touchy feely. Screw it, I'm going to go touch someone, in person.

Nothing

I don’t feel like communicating with the monkeys today. Well, there is two things. I’ve created another blog, but don’t bother to go look at it. I’m just using it to screw with while I’m trying to understand this new fucked up beta blogger and get it working right. Not having trouble with your blog? Well consider yourself lucky then, because for those that are it just never seems to fucking end.
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As you know, or will know sooner or later, this years White House Christmas Tree came from my area. Yup, they cut down one of Gods trees so that little so-called Christian asshat fuckwit could enjoy it. God is not happy about that, no sir, not at all. It was even on display in this town for a while so that the sick ones here could promote and drool over it. Fuck no I didn’t go look at it, it was a big dead tree on an 18 wheeler. Yup, the bastards killed it.
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The only enjoyment I could get out of this is if it fell on that stupid little warmongering fucker. Or if someone shoved it up his ass. If I where omnipotent like they think, I would do it myself. I wonder what happens to it when they are done with it.
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They should fucking plant a tree there !!!! Then they won’t be killing trees for no good reason. Won’t be causing all that pollution loading it and trucking it all that distance. Godfuckingdamnit idiots.
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Well, three things. Here is my Christmas wish list. World Peace…. Some nooky.
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John was adjusting his tie in front of the mirror tonight before this awards dinner and he asked his wife, "Honey, how many great men do you think there are in the world today?" "One less than you think," his wife replied.
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I went to plug something into the outlet near the kitchen sink and it was dead. My wife, who was at the counter said, "Yeah, that outlet stopped working today." I looked closely at it--it looked like it did yesterday, so I tapped it with the tip of my finger a few times. She giggled, "You are so lucky you are good in bed." I looked behind me to see who the hell she was talking to.
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So what are you doing at this blog? Why don’t you get a fucking life? Go hug a real person for christs sake. Peace and Hugs… BBC

Added to library

Some years ago I read a series of 24 books called “Wagons West” by Dana Fuller Ross and really enjoyed them. I’m not sure who Dana Fuller Ross is (not in Wikipedia either), I’ve heard that it is a pen name. Reminds me a lot of James Michener’s style. Yesterday on Yahoo Freecycle a lady offered the complete set so I went and picked them up. Maybe I will find time to read them again after I give up on the world and take an axe this computer. As an added bonus she also gave me a 10 book set that are add on’s to the Wagons West series that I haven’t read. Bless her little (big) heart. They live in a wonderful place out in the country with a big duck pond and a number of LARGE gentle dogs.
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I’m glad that there is so much free stuff on the Internet for us all to enjoy. Blogs, instant messaging, email, news, learning sites, research sites and think tanks, things like that.
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But damn it. I would be willing to pay a little to just keep some things the way they are unless I want to change them. These frigging programmers with their good drugs always dreaming up new features (and fucking up how they work) and ways of doing things and then shoving them down my throat just piss me off sometimes. I can’t post pictures the way I was because that feature isn’t available to me now, yet others are telling me that they still can. Beta is not better, those fuckwits have made nothing better for me. Grrrrrr.
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I pay a yearly fee (twenty bucks) to Yahoo for a bigger mailbox because I store so much there. And they don’t screw with me and make me change things. My mailbox still looks and acts the same as it has for years, and without ads. I would pay a yearly fee to have a blog like that also, instead of people thinking they are making everything more wonderful for me. Most of my software is old, I’m still using Office 79, it works for me, I don’t need newer ‘improved’ features, I just want to communicate with the fucking world.…. Make something I can use without there always being a learning curve. Make something right the first time and then stop fucking with it. I’ll pay a reasonable fee for that. Take your riches and go sit on a fucking beach and leave me alone, play with your fried minds in some other fashion…… Asshats. (PS… Thanks for the free blog Godfuckingdamnit
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I've never come across a good idea that I didn't steal. Here is one from Pam’s site. She is thirty-eight years old and listed 38 facts about herself. Any of you up to that?
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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' – Dave Barry
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The banquet was about to begin when the master of ceremonies was informed that the clergyman invited to give the blessing was unable to attend. He asked the main speaker if he would oblige, and the man agreed. He began, "There being no clergyman present, let us thank God."
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Spirituality is finding a purpose for being here, even if it is to get angry and bitch about how the world is.
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Hugs and Peace. BBC

This always gets to me

"She tells of a long life and we are but a small part, Our effect has caused her suffering, To Provide for us and future generations She needs our help, The Earth speaks softly and, We must listen." by Marsha McCarthy
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I’m touched, by a soul, every time I visit her site. I don’t know what she looks like, how old she is, many things like that. But that soul I see displayed there, it touches me.
Sam Gale
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Blah, those blogger folks are on really good drugs this weekend. They just keep screwing with things and making me change things I was happy with in the first place. Everyone likes to fuck wit God. I hadn’t gotten around to learning anymore than basic blog setup and now everything is changing. Gaaaa. Hey blogger, stop fucking wit God you, you asshats.
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Sunday, day of humor, if something here offends you, well, get a fucking sense of humor.
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Q: What's a Blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Hump-Me, Dump-Me!
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Q: What does an atheist say when she's having an orgasm?
A: "Darwin! Oh, Darwin!" (Actually, Darwin wasn’t an atheist)
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It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. -Abraham Lincoln
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The banana loaf I was making was in the oven when my 16-year old son came into the kitchen where the family had gathered. "That bread smells about done, don't you think, Mom?" he asked. I told him I had set the timer and it was fine. A little later as he passed through the kitchen again, I heard, "Mom, I really think that loaf is done. I think you should check it." Always quick to my defense, our 13-year old daughter said, "Eddie, Mom's been burning that banana bread for 20 years now. I think she knows when to take it out."
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"Beer is God's way of telling us He loves us and wants us to be happy."-Ben Franklin
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A blonde girl walks into the Salon wearing a pair of headphones and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks and says, "You'll need to take off the headphones first." "If I take them off I'll die!" the girl exclaims. For a while the stylist struggles around the headphones but it's no use. Again she asks the girl to remove the headphones. "If I take them off I'll die!" the blonde responds again. The stylist continues trying to cut around the headphones, but to no avail, the frustration builds. She decides to take the headphones off for her, gently so the girl doesn't notice. Sure enough, as soon as the headphones are removed the blonde girl drops to the floor and dies. The stylist can't believe it. Amazed, he picks up the headphones and holds them up to his ears, and listens: "Breathe in....breathe out....breathe in...."
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Sorry ladies, the jokes are a little heavy toward women, I just use what comes at me. Feel free to put your men jokes in the comments, I love to laugh at us idiot men also.
Enough humor, lets do a little heavy stuff also.
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You bleeding hearts should just get over about what I said on a few blogs about aids. That is nature, that is life. Besides, aside from all your wonderful posts on the subject, just exactly how much money do you contribute toward combating aids? Not much if anything at all? Then just shut up because rhetoric and blog posts won’t bring a cure. Aids are the result of idiots, period, innocent children born with it are the result of idiots. And don’t whine to me about how poor you are and can’t give. Explain it to an aids free child dying under a tree from starvation. Bah, put your bleeding hearts in the right places, thirty thousand innocent people a day are dying of starvation also.
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A few rafters in Helen’s home split, up at the peak. I discovered that after she showed me a leak in her bathroom. I’m not sure if it was because of the recent wet snow load or the chimney cleaner going up there. Doesn’t matter, I’ve fixed them and added supports. Her roof isn’t like new trusses these days with supports in the span, there wasn’t one single support in that whole roof, the span went from the eve to the peak (and just 2X4’s). And it’s held up pretty well that way since at least the forty’s.
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I also discovered that only half of her ceilings are insulated, the south side of the house is. I’ve got insulation I had collected to do my next room with so I’m putting it in her place, I think that is more important. I may never do that next room anyway, on any given day I would just like to get dead and get off this stupid fucking planet so I can get some rest from worry and stress and monkeys that walk, talk, think stupid, fight wars, drive automobiles and fuck up relationships. (not saying I also haven’t)
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There is no freedom if it is only the freedom to agree.
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"I don’t feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." -John Wayne (I’m really disappointed that he said such a thing)
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Screw the philosophers and philosophies of the past. They have been studied enough, and yes, they did have some good and wise things to say, that everyone promptly forgets. Besides, Socrates was a freak, move on, move on. Or they adopt things that they feel are to their advantage. I’m not interested in the past, but the future, I’m interested in helping develop the philosophies of the future. Yes, I have a strange way of doing it, so what?
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Too many people on this planet spend too much time mucking around in the monkey shit of the past and not enough time trying to figure out how to fix, create, the future. You’re a Christian? Ha, ha, umm, what are you doing here? Looking for something you couldn’t find there? If so, welcome, shut up and listen. Okay, share good jokes, and bring your own damn booze.
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LONDON (AP) - Humans will have to colonize planets in far-flung solar systems if the race is to survive, renowned physicist Stephen Hawking said in an interview Thursday as he was awarded a top honor. "The long-term survival of the human race is at risk as long as it is confined to a single planet," he said in a radio interview with the British Broadcasting Corp. "Sooner or later, disasters such as an asteroid collision or nuclear war could wipe us all out. But once we spread out into space and establish independent colonies, our future should be safe."
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Screw you Hawking, you are a theoretical physicist. While you have a valid point in a way, the most important thing to do is to fix this planet because she still has millions left in her if she is treated right. That kind of space colonization is still a ways in the future. You should be getting on people to fix this planet…. Now !!! At least he is concerned about global warming and urges that it be corrected. Fewer babies would help a lot, this planet has too many people on it, too many stupid ones, and too many stupid mentors. (Darwin addressed that pretty well also)
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Time to go see who I can piss off because I think at different levels than they do. Have a great Sunday everyone. Hugs and Peace. BBC

A mixture of stuff

It was a beautiful day yesterday, it warmed up and there was lots of sun, and a fair amount of snow melted. I didn’t get much done though, took Helen to the bank, went out on the spit for a bit, no wind so couldn’t fly one of my kites. Went to the library, bought some cell phone air time and cat food. Got my phone line off the ground but not properly back in place yet. Yadda, yadda.
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I went to the Friendship dinner last night because I had heard that they where having lasagna. I just went to eat because I like lasagna, the crew last night was a bit green and a cute blonde asked me if I would stay and help with the dishes. No problem, I have that down pat and can spray and run them though that little dish washer pretty damn fast and make it fun for everyone. A man on the crew came in after eating and was standing there so I asked him his name, he told me. I said (cheerfully of course) “I’m Bill, and I’m bossy, get those dishes in those racks put up so I can use them again.” He went right to work, they all appreciated having someone there that knew what they were doing. She made two to go containers for me to bring home, and drew little hearts on them, sweet. Took a picture of the group that did it but the focus wasn’t good so I’m not going to post it.
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Then I stopped at Beer Church on the way home and had two beers. I really don’t fit into Beer Church all that well, but one side of me does enjoy it when I’m in the mood. I’m not like most of them, they for the most part don’t get into politics, doing volunteer work, going to peace protests, donating to charities, don’t really care if the rest of the world is going to hell, yadda, yadda, things like that. Football there is big but I ignore it, they know better than to talk football to me. And some people seem to live there, is that a life?
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Some times I think I must be weird, I know that I'm complex and have many sides. But before we can define weird we have to define normal, has that been done yet?
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Blogger is being a snit today and I can’t post a picture but you can see it at Yahoo news. Well, I don’t see anything wrong with the label, let’s just say that I support artistic expression.
Yahoo News Beer Label
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Have you ever had sex with a married person? (No, I don’t expect you to answer) I haven’t even though a few ladies have invited me to. Maybe I should try that, for the sake of research ya know. Hell, I’ve turned down a lot of sex I could have had even though there was no real moral issues involved. Many women just don’t turn my crank, but the ones I though were sexy, maybe I should have had fun with them, it wouldn’t be anyone’s business but ours. Maybe I’m just stupid.
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Sewmouse emailed me a picture of herself. I think she should post it on her blog so that you can all see what an attractive woman she is. There must be some man in the Chicago area that isn’t a complete idiot and is looking for a woman like her.
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The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient. "You say you're here," he inquired, "because your family is worried about your taste in socks?" "That's correct," muttered the patient. "I like wool socks." "But that's perfectly normal," replied the doctor. "Many people prefer wool socks to those made from cotton or acrylic. In fact, I myself like wool socks." "You DO?" exclaimed the man. "With oil and vinegar or just a squeeze of lemon?
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Love, Peace, Hugs. .. BBC

Gaaaaaa !!!

Blogger isn't working right this morning and I want to post a picture. So will do my post when things start working better. BBC

Beer Church (click on them to make bigger)

Now where were we

Got distracted yesterday with the six weird things, and reading about others on their blogs. So back to the post I was already working on, this will be a bit long.
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I’ve changed the following notice you see on some sites to suit myself, yeah, I would, wouldn’t I.
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Heat rises, no shit, have I ever lied to you? As a curious person and tinkerer and inventor these things interest me. So lets look at some temperatures in my place being as I like to mess with such things. It currently is 36.4 degrees outside with a light rain. At floor level it is 50.5 degrees (this is why there is a heat lamp under my desk), on my desktop it is 72.5 degrees, at the ceiling it is 80.6 degrees. From floor to ceiling there is a difference of 30.1 degrees, didn’t expect that much of a difference did you? So if you want to warm up, hang around on the ceiling for a while. Years ago you could buy a tube like thing (about four inches) that had a little blower in it that moved the heat from the ceiling down to the floor. I haven’t seen one for sale for years, and I don’t know how effective they were, but it seems like a good idea. Maybe I will make one and find out. The big ceiling fans are okay, but not that great. Yes, heat rises, and life is like a can of mixed nuts, the big ones work their way to the top.
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I’ve said for years that the school systems are doing and teaching a lot of stupid things, don’t get me started on that right now. Two teenagers died here the other day. Sixteen year olds, of carbon monoxide poisoning. In an area where the electricity was out for days. Someone had a generator running in a garage of all places, they went in to fill it with fuel and never came back out alive. They should have known better, schools should be teaching life skills, how to fucking stay alive. And don’t give me that shit that it should be up to the parents to teach kids those things, there are a lot of stupid parents on this planet. Or they don’t take the time to teach their kids what they need to know. Hell, it was probably a stupid adult that put the generator in the garage. I swear, I’m surrounded by fucking idiots. Boy, if I ran this planet kids would be learning a lot more than they are instead of screwing around with football and other stupid things.
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I had to go to town yesterday, bad roads or not. It was dollar day at the laundromat and we like to keep the sheets clean at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse. The main roads were in decent shape but everything else and the parking lots are still crap. My pile of cinder blocks are under a pile of snow and froze together and I wanted some weight in the bed of the truck for better traction. Well, I had lots of snow so I filled the bed with it. Some idiot in a pickup with no weight in it was trying to get up the driveway to the liquor store, I got tired of waiting for him as he screwed around so I went around and went down the ally.
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Front wheel drive automobiles get around pretty well on slick roads, until they have to stop, it can get iffy then, I’ve had them spin around on me as they are so light in the rear. One thing that most people don’t think about is to slip trans into neutral when trying to stop on ice. You can keep a little better control when the wheels aren’t still trying to drive the rig. Never mind that your foot isn’t on the gas, the engine is still trying to drive the wheels some. Try it and you will see what I mean.
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More on that subject of love and sex.
Nick.. I like my women just a little on the vain side. I enjoy (or don’t mind) a little makeup on a lady. I think that women should be just vain enough to want to look as good as she can, as long as she isn’t obsessed with it and spending tons of money doing it. Hell, I can’t imagine them not plucking or trimming their eyebrows if they should, even I primp some, being such a handsome monkey ya know. And lipstick, yeah, put it on, I like to try to take it off. Love that lipstick…. :-)
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I love earrings, they add a nice touch, even small tasteful tattoos, but what is with six or seven frigging rings on the fingers? Some of them are so gaudy. I sing a song at karaoke at times when I can find it, it’s something like “I like my women just a little on the shady side.” I can’t wear jewelry, it drives me nuts having something strange on my body, my watch hangs from a belt loop. Hell, sometimes my clothes touching me bugs me.
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Sewmouse.. This lady over in Everbarf, is she one of those women that thinks she has to have complete control of the situation every minute? I’ve known women like that, good luck with that, relationships are a mixture of give and take, flexibility. They can’t be played out according to a rock solid plan on the one party’s part.
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There was something else about this subject but my mind has wandered so I’ll get back to it later. Gotta go surf some blogs and news sites now, be careful out there, it’s a violent planet.
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Peace, love, hugs. BBC

Tagged

This isn’t what I was going to post about today, but Blueberry
Blueberry
has tagged me to reveal six weird things about myself. WTF? Doesn’t anyone read my blog? It’s all fucking weird. LOL… For you good friends out of the country that may not know what WTF means, it means What The Fuck?
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According to the rules...
Each player of this game starts with the “6 weird things about you”. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read your blog.
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#1.. I think that I’m God.
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#2.. I think that you are God/Goddess, that it is a spirituality only, not an entity out there.
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#3.. I think that mankind collectively is God in evolution.
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#4.. That makes me weird because I worry that we are fucked.
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#5.. I think that I’m gifted, special in some way not discovered yet.
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#6.. For nine years now I have lived assuming that the cosmos would take care of my needs, and that has worked very well for me.
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When we did the eight things about you tag I played along, but I didn’t tag anyone. I’m not going to tag anyone this time either. I think that things like this are very personal and that I shouldn’t be putting others on the spot by almost as much as insisting that they do them. I will however ask for volunteers. I may also be weird because I think reading people is more interesting than reading books. They don’t always like what I tell them about themselves though.
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The picture is of the earth at night. Just look at all the lights, doesn’t anyone conserve? How do people think they can save the planet this way?
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Bumper Sticker: 'Don't lend money to friends. It causes amnesia.'
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Church Bulletin Blooper: Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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Because of its tiny wings and heavy body, aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly. But the bumblebee doesn't know that, so it flies anyway.
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Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
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Has anyone ever said, "It is important to spend less time on how we look and more time on how we see"? If not, someone should.
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The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has no vision.
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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. (But those assholes can’t toss all of us in jail, that would be too many people to house and feed)
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War is fear cloaked in courage. --General William Westmoreland
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It isn't what you have in your pocket that makes you special, but what you have in your heart.
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Thibodaux marches up to Beaudreaux's front porch and raps hard on the door and Beaudreaux opens it. Thibodaux say, "Beaudreaux ! How long we ban frands ?" Beaudreaux say, "Well.........All our lives Thibodeaux" Thibodaux say, "Why don't you told me you gotta boat?" Beaudreaux say, "I ant gotta boat !" Thibodaux say, "Da' sign say; "BOAT FOR SALE". Beaudreaux say, " OH-NO Thibodaux !" See dat old '72 ford pickem'up truck over-dare" Thibodaux say, "yas, I see dat old pickem'up truck" Beaudreaux say, "See dat '76 Cheverloet Ce-dan" Thibodaux say, "yas, I see dat Ce-dan" Beaudreaux say, "Well, dey boat for sale.
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They made the first, Russian built, computer language translator. . To test it, the representative of the company said, "Just speak into the microphone." So, the customer spoke this phrase (in French,) "The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak." The machine cranked and groaned and finally translated it into English. Only it said, "The vodka's O.K. but the meat is spoiled."
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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
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Larry is recovering in room 232 at Jesus is Screwing Mary Hospital.
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It’s 24.8 degrees this AM. But it’s warm in here and we are as snug as bugs in a rug here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse. Have a great day everyone.
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Love, Peace, Hugs. BBC

This is a test

In 1987 (almost 20 years ago) I lived in Arizona for a year. Outside of Kingman, a pretty cool town I thought. We had no electricity so I bought a very small 500 watt (650 serge) Honda generator and a 55 watt solar panel. With a propane refrigerator that was all the power we really needed for lights and some TV.
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Over the years the generator has mostly just sat around, I get it out maybe once a year to run it for a bit and it always starts on just a few pulls, often the first one. Honda’s rock !! I’ve rigged up a special cord to run from it to an outlet outside that is on the same wire that powers my computer. I know the wiring because I wired this place when I gutted it out and rebuilt it.
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500 watts isn’t much but it’s running the small energy saving light, my computer and monitor. I’m good to go if the power goes out and the phone line keeps working, I can still get on the Internet. Being small it is also a fuel miser. Now, maybe I should set up that solar panel also, it’s been in storage for years. My camper kitchen has a battery in it for the water pump and a twelve volt light and it can keep that battery charged up even in the winter.
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Years ago I read a book called “Pissing in The Snow.” Entertaining, about hillbillies. Well, I have a little hillbilly in me, I know how to have cheap fun. :-)… So I went out and ‘wrote’ my initials in the snow. LOL
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End of test, back to the grid. Hugs. BBC

Winter is here

The picture is of the lot across the street, I suppose that someday there might be a house or business on it but for now it’s just nature and I like it like that. This is a pretty quite street, only three homes on it, plus my cave. It doesn’t show in the picture but one of the power lines is down. One thing I don’t scrimp on is heat, if I go out in cool weather I dress for it and deal with it, it’s not that big of a deal, I even hike to the hot springs in the winter. But !!! At home I’m staying warm without a lot of extra clothes on and I kick the heat up to 73 or 74 degrees if I want to. I don’t like using the screen on this new camera, I want an old fashioned viewfinder. Other than that it seems like a fine camera and will even take videos, something I don’t suppose I will bother with.
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I didn’t make my porch roof to take a ten inch wet snow load. It didn’t cave in though, but just in case I cleaned it off. No school again today, the kids should be happy. No mail yesterday either, and some of the business’s where closed. But I'm as snug as a bug in a rug. I should rig up a special cord in case I need to use the generator some though, I can just plug it into my outside outlet to feed the inside outlets on that circuit. The homes on my north and south sides have been without power for some time now, about 24 hours. The power was off here for a few hours in the night, I’m guessing so that they could repair lines to those around me. Hopefully they also have power now.
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Hey, lets talk about love and sex some more. Lets face it, if I didn’t swear and talk about sex I wouldn’t have as many readers as I do. Besides, it’s interesting, it’s part of our journey.
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You know what I like about you Azgoddess and Paris? Your honesty and willingness to admit things. Like having friendship sex. Face it, almost everyone has even though they don’t look at it that way. But if you have only dated someone a few times and have sex with them you are having a sort of friendship sex. You may or not may not even be infatuated with each other, and you can’t possibly love each other yet. That is a higher form of love than just liking. I’ve had a form of friendship sex I suppose, not that there was any pre-agreement, it just happened is all. And you know what? It’s okay.
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Something of interest that I’ve observed. Maybe it’s just the kind of women I’ve been meeting, but it doesn’t pay to tell a woman you love her before having sex with her, it spooks them. In fact, telling them that means that you aren’t going to get any sex. There are a lot of women that aren’t going to decide if they love a man until after they have had sex with him. Then if they like it they decide they love him. That really isn’t love of course, it is just a sick attachment they think is love.
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The thing about friendship sex, or casual sex these days is the worry of catching something. And with younger women, the chance of getting PG. I once read that Casanova, the so-called great lover, always used a few drops of fresh lemon juice as a birth control method. Also stated was the fact that it reduces the chances of getting aids. After reading up on him at Wikipedia I don’t think that was likely as he appeared to have fathered many children.
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On her blog, Lecture.. Sewmouse gave a lady an interesting lecture about love in one of her comments, I can’t say that I disagree with her. High infatuation doesn’t last all that long, but you can build something good from there. Even after that stage I’m still a bit of a romantic though. Willing to hold hands, get and give hugs, brush hair, a touch when passing by, things like that. Sewmouse seems like a very nice lady, maybe some buffoon will stumble along and she can spit on him and clean him up some and be happy with him.
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And how can I tell others that I love them when often I know so little about them, maybe not even know what they look like? Hell, that is the easy part, the point is that you don’t know them personally and maybe have to deal with them, so it is easy to love them. But remember, I look at love as something on a scale of one to ten. When I tell someone that I love them it may only be at a one. I like what I see on their blogs, what they are saying, therefore I love them.
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And for some strange reason that I can’t fathom, I’m often attracted to the sick in the head Christian ladies, go figure. Maybe I think I can help them? Yeah, right. We could talk about this more, hell, we could talk about it forever, but lets just keep moving on.
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You people telling me that you can create your own reality, tell me why you are not completely happy then. Tell me why you haven’t created the mates you can be happy with. Tell me why you are having to work. Tell me why there are wars that you don’t like. Tell me why the asshole next door is fucking with you. I’m telling you that you can only work at making your reality work the best it can for you. But there are still others realities getting in the way of yours being all that you would like it to be.
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It's so simple to seem to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say, and then don't say it. Lets end with a joke
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A little fella walks into a bar. Unfortunately there is a pile of dog shit just inside the door, and he slips in it and falls over. He gets up, cleans himself up and walks to the bar and buys a drink. A great big man then enters the bar. He slips in the same pile of shit, falls, gets up, cleans up and buys a drink. The little guy turns to the big guy and, trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, "I just did that." The big guy punches him in the mouth.
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Peace, love, hugs. (Work on it more) BBC

The little things

First, a snow report. I woke up this morning to find ten inches of snow, more than I’ve ever seen here. There are areas without electricity and there won’t be any school today, the kids can make snowmen. My phone line is down on the ground but still working so that is good.
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Yesterday I stayed home and relaxed. I wish my camp trailer was ready to use, it would be nice to spend a day like that at the beach in a nice warm camper enjoying watching the snow come down. That is my idea of camping, a nice warm camper. When I redo the camper I’m putting some big windows in it. So I can look out and view my world you know.
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Not that my mind needs this, but some reader might find this site interesting.
Philosophers
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Cremation… I have every intention of being cremated, my preference would be on the beach at low tide but I don’t think they allow that in this culture I live in. I have been listed as an organ donor for many years and here is an interesting alternative offering free cremation.
Free Cremation
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Scott Adam’s cracked me up yesterday, he once again posted on the subject of free will, something neither of us believe in, for reasons I won’t get into right now. A reader commented with “scott, you get more and more boring everyday. Please choose to blog about things you haven't before.” Scott replied with.. [I admit that some of these posts won't excite the petrified turd in your skull. -- Scott]… Too funny.
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My comment was, “You have made it clear a number of times that you don't believe in free will, as have I. Not complete and true free will anyway. So why do you keep bringing this subject up? Just to stir up the monkeys for their silly comments for your own amusement? …Billy B
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People should not go to bed at night worrying, it can keep you from going to sleep, or give you bad dreams. When your head hits the pillow say the following words. “Ah fuck it, tomorrow is a new day”.
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Last evening I watched the movie, “The Long Hot Summer”. Pretty good movie, one line I liked was, “You couldn’t tame me, but you taught me.”
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The little things…. You know, I’m just not into the big things anymore. Never was really, even though I got sucked in that direction at times.
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A couple of blogger friends where discussing the size of their living quarters so this ties in with this subject also. I live in one room of 180 square feet (12X15). I have a paid for roof over my head, I’m warm and comfortable and happy with it. And I’m a hundred times better off than someone that is forced to live under a tree. If others aren’t happy with what they have, well to bad, just don’t whine to me, I might get judgmental.
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What makes Helen (my neighbor) different than most women I know? She is a pleasant, happy, and well adjusted woman that is easy to get along with and has a great sense of humor. She has lived in her home (the posted picture) since 1946 and is completely happy with it and herself. What is it like in that home? It has a few lights, she has a transistor radio and an old electric range that she never uses. That is the grand total of electrical appliances.
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She heats it with an old wood burning kitchen stove that is older than many people reading this blog, and no, she hasn’t got hot running water. But it is a nice little comfy home, I sure wish she would let me paint the kitchen though, it hasn’t been painted since the sixty’s. I did paint the outside of it a few years ago. Simplify works, and people that live simply seem to be more happy. Oh, and she thinks that she has the greatest neighbor in the world, I can’t argue with that. LOL
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Some people keep saying that you create your own reality, bullshit, I just don’t believe that.
I haven’t been able to create my own reality, have you? Sure, there are certain things I have control over but the truth of the matter is, others realities often get in the way of my having the world the way I would like it to be. I shouldn’t complain, I have it made.
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Actually, I was doing pretty well building my reality until those bastards at the post office lost some of the packages cuz they where out fucking box turtles. And those bastards in the White House interfuckingfering with the rest of it. Who would have known? Yeah, create our own realities, right, just exactly who has managed to do that with all those other realities in the way? Lets see a raise of hands.
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Friendship sex…. Have you ever done that? Like you are going to answer if you did. I’m thinking I should rethink that and just have sex with a friend, at least I would be getting some. I know single people that do that and are happy with the situation. Oh hell, I’m just muttering here, I had better just post this.
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Have a great day everyone, love, hugs, peace. .. BBC

First snow of the season

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I can

A lady (no name mentioned to protect the guilty) said that she couldn’t post this on her blog, what with it being a nice clean blog and she keeps a nice shiny image ya know. BUT I CAN !!! Because I know that there is a lot of stuff in all of our heads and we all have our own strange journeys, and I’m willing to show it all to you.
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Yesterday I repotted some of my Aloe Vera plants, now I have to find homes for them. Got my PUD light bill yesterday, $50.47. Very pleased with that as it includes my heat.
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Sewmouse.. Let’s try one more time, and keep sex as an equation out of it because that isn’t what I was talking about. What does a man get if he meets your criteria? What kind of a woman? When I ask someone a question like that it’s because I want to know and understand them better. What their interests are, how they live, what they expect in a mate (outside of sex), etc. Geez, it’s not always about sex ya know. And it’s not always the men, I know plenty of women that are just as obsessed with sex as many men are. Sure we all think and talk about it a lot, but hell, I’ve been dumped by women that got ticked because I didn’t jump them at least once a day. Life, argh !!!
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A lady I know that, well, is quite frankly a piece of crap that thinks she is better than everyone else, but sits on her butt on a barstool all the time. Noticed my credit cards when I had my wallet out to pay for a drink. Then started pestering me for a date. I almost relented after five years of no sex. But I got over it, it’s just not worth the hassle.
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When I was helping with the Friendship Dinner the other night a friend told me that some of the stuff on my blog gets pretty far out there, hell, I didn’t even know that he was reading my blog. But that’s true, some of us just have strange journeys. Most of us must have strange journeys.
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I went into my camper, mostly it’s just my kitchen, to heat up a cup of chocolate coffee, and about an hour later went to it again to fix Helen’s breakfast and when I opened the door there was a cat stuck to the screen about three quarters of the way up it. LOL.. I hadn’t even noticed that there was a cat in there.
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So now that I have upgraded to Blogger Beta I now have a Google account. Isn’t that nice? I have no idea why of course, do they want to sell me something?
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I bought ten lbs. of chicken and ten lbs. of hamburger yesterday really cheap. Seafood is getting high in price but it always amazes me how cheap food is in this country. And how much of it there is. And how much of it gets wasted. And it makes me wonder. How can thirty thousand people a day die of starvation on this planet in this day and age? It must have something to do with capitalism and greed. My freezer is full to the top of food that was dirt cheap or free that I often seem to not getting around to eating because there is always more food coming at me, I doubt that I spend a hundred dollars a month on food. I bought the freezer and keep it stocked in case of an emergency. I can go for months on the food I have on hand if I need to. The only thing I would be lacking is beer.
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While walking through the Boulder, Colorado woods, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with
his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
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Seven Kinds of Sex
I -SOCIAL SECURITY SEX
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on."
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II --LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"
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III --QUIET SEX
Tired of a lifeless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She looked at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"
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IV --CONFOUNDED SEX
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small," $6,500 for "medium," and $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".
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V --WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 39th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife-Cold As Ever." Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: Here Lies My Husband-Stiff At Last."
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VI --NO SEX
My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
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VII -- OLD SEX
One night an 87 yr old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 yr. old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted living apartment... killing him instantly. Brought before the court on a charge of murder. The judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense. She said coolly, "Yes, your Honor, I figured that at 92, if he could have sex.....he could fly.
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New here? Check out this older post.
A trip to the springs
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Love, Peace, Hugs. BBC

Not Spoiled

Here is an interesting site showing what others can do with bikes and cycles. These people are not spoiled.
Not Spoiled
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Football, stupid… Football, stupid… Football, stupid… Yeah, I know, a lot of people like it, but to me it's just stupid. Hell, they want millions of dollars because they might hurt themselves. Big deal, I used to drink twelve beers and hurt myself for nothing. And I was probably a lot more entertaining. LOL
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Sewmouse .. Aside from what you said yesterday, you really did not answer my question. I asked what was in for him for doing it your way. Or being what you want and need.
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I don't know that this new camera takes any better pictures than the old camera. But some features are nicer, and it downloads the pictures to my computer a lot faster. What I don't like about it is that it doesn't have a viewfinder. Looking at that little screen to take a far away shot is a pain in the butt.
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THIS & THAT:
As she retired to the kitchen to put the finishing touches to the dinner preparations, actress Helen Hayes warned her family: "This is the first turkey I've ever cooked. If it isn't right, I don't want anybody to say a
word. We'll just get up from the table, without comment, and go down to the hotel for dinner." She returned some ten minutes later to find the family seated expectantly at the dinner table-wearing their hats and coats.
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In 1996, every American taxpayer worked until July 3rd to pay off his or her share of government imposed financial costs.
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Don't panic, but there has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
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War might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on teaching social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
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The problem lies not in the question, "What is the meaning of life?" The problem is not finding Love as the answer
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You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea.
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People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
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There is true courage in the acts of every day living.
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Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on.
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Phyllis Diller in Entertainment Weekly: "Look at Bob Hope. Look at Milton Berle, George Burns. Look how long they lived. Seeing the funny side of things keeps you alive."
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When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. (I still do !) But anyway, I got out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the entire service to her. Once finished, I asked if she had any questions, and she replied, "Oh. I see. Is that when Mommy came to work for us?"
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About a quarter of the motor cortex in the human brain (the part of the brain which controls all movement in the body) is devoted to the muscles of the hands.
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Don't be afraid to take a big step when one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small steps.
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During a flood in the Kentucky lowlands, one family sent its little boy to stay with an uncle in another part of the state, accompanied by a letter explaining the reason for the nephew's sudden and unexpected visit. Two days later the parents received a telegram: "Am returning boy. Send the flood."
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Have a nice day… Hugs. BBC

New Camera Test

This is a test. I just took the first picture with my new camera at full zoom. It's fresh snow on the Olympic Mountains, taken from my driveway.

Clicking on it will give you a much better view. Now I have to learn how use the darn thing properly as it is much different than my old camera. And they had a 1.0 gig memory card on sale for 15 bucks so I bought it also. The camera will hold over 900 pictures. Yikes, I just take a few at a time and delete them from the camera or there is just a big mess in there that I don't want to look through.

I'm supposed to get about 120 pictures out of the batteries so that isn't bad. New batteries once every year or so as I don't take that many pictures. BBC

Helen's Casserole

Ha!! I finely got Blogger to post my pictures smaller, click on it to make it bigger. Don't pay any attention to the wolf, it's just my bedspread.
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Helen used to waddle up to the old ladies home on the corner to visit her for a while, they had known each other for years. A few years ago the lady had to move into a care center, and the home was sold. Yesterday the ladies son brought Helen a turkey casserole that his wife had made. Helen wanted to share some of it with me so I went over with a plate and spoon. The turkey must have been marinated for a few days before cooking. The casserole was big pieces of turkey breast with what appeared to be mushroom soup over it and a dressing cover. Damn, that turkey was tender, flavorful, seemed to have just a hint of orange flavoring, and cooked to perfection. I wish I could cook that well.
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Vegetarians that are extremists bother me. They seem to think that meat producing animals have souls and plants don’t. Just because a tomato can’t react with fright and flight, can’t make noise when dyeing, doesn’t mean it hasn’t got a soul that you are sliding that knife through. All living things are part of the living soul of this planet. Yes, a lot of critters get as much as mistreated being raised and during slaughter. But so do a lot of vegetables, there isn’t anything I can do about that.
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I’m not going to feel guilty about eating some meat. If they can manage to make you feel guilty about eating some meat, the next thing you know, they will try to make you feel guilty for sticking your tongue in a vagina. Well go to hell, I’ve done it, get over it. I will admit though, the turkey yesterday tasted better. LOL…. Maybe I should start a campaign over the mistreatment and abuse of vegetables and their poor little souls. As I said, all living things, plant or animal, are a part of the living spirit of this planet. And some of them are here to eat, period. My body calls for some meat, I eat some of it.
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My one Mega Pixel HP camera has served me well for years, even though I dropped it on cement once. I did a lot of research before buying it, the battery life was important for one thing, I didn’t want a camera that chewed up batteries. Staples has a one day sale today, I’m going to run over this morning and buy a six Mega Pixel HP with a 3X optical zoom (better than a digital zoom) for a hundred bucks. I hope it is as good as this old one.
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Poor Nancy, wrote a long comment to post on my blog yesterday and it got lost in cyberland. I don’t blame her for being pissed about that but it’s like I keep saying. Before sending ….
Copy the text !!
Copy the text !!
Copy the text !!
Then if it gets lost you can just paste it again. The one time you don’t do that will be when it gets sent to Fuckville. And that place isn’t on any maps so you can’t find it again. I write my long comments in a word document, then paste them into a comment to send. But that’s just me.
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It’s the policy here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse. Street girls bringing in sailors must pay for the room in advance. Disclaimer… Polly’s is fictional, it’s just something I have fun with.
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Sewmouse.. I’m curious about something hon, you said… Any guy who wants me is gonna have to come to ME - on MY terms… Okay, but if he does, what is in it for him? Hugs.

LONDON (Reuters) - New human gene map shows unexpected differences … One person's DNA code can be as much as 10 percent different from another's, researchers said on Wednesday in a finding that questions the idea that everyone on Earth is 99.9 percent identical genetically.
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PARIS (AFP) - New investigations into the code for life suggest the assumption that humans are genetically almost identical is wide of the mark, and the implications could be resounding.
Current thinking, inspired by the results five years ago from the Human Genome Project, is that the six billion humans alive today are 99.9 percent similar when it comes to genetic content and identity.
But major research work, published on Thursday, suggests we are genetically more diverse -- and the repercussions could be far-reaching for medical diagnosis, new drugs and the tale of human evolution itself. Until now, analysis of the genome has focussed overwhelmingly on comparing flaws, or polymorphisms, in single "letters" in the chemical code for making and sustaining human life.
This implies that, over the last 200,000 years or so, subtle variants have arisen in the genome to allow different populations of humans adapt to their different environments, Wellcome Trust Sanger said in a press release.
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Yawn, I already knew all that, I just had no way of proving it. The total populations of mankind did not start with just one species that evolved into humans. Humans are the result of a number of different species on different continents and countries evolving. Still, even though there are differences, all humans were started by the same magical energies that was flowing around on this planet at the time that all started to take place. I can’t explain it well, it was explained to me while in a sort of trance and the cosmos was communicating with me. Science will end up explaining it all well in due time.
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Once again, this stuff isn’t what I was going to do a post about today, but we will just keep moving on, always moving on. It’s all good. Love, Peace, Hugs. BBC

Inventing and such

An imagination is a terrible thing to waste. I’m sure that has been said before, but it popped into my head so I post it here.
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Before I talk about the subject and picture I want to discuss yesterdays post a little more. ‘The Future Was Yesterday’ said, “True, and lasting Love doesn't know geography.” … While this is true I must share some of my wisdom gained from experiences and observations with some of today’s modern women. I’m not generalizing here, I’m discussing women that look at women’s lib improperly. In other words, they take the meaning of it too far. They believe that they are completely independent and are unwilling to work with a man as a team. They are not looking for a man and seeing it as a partnership, they are looking to add to their empire that they have built for themselves. And too often it is their way or the highway. They only love on their terms. That is a simple explanation, I may get into that more at another time.
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Really, I’m not kidding, some women are looking at things as if they have their own empires, and are simply looking to adding a man and his skills and resources to it. I don’t think that is the right way to look at things.
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I stated yesterday that I would go some distance to meet a woman if we were interested in each other, and that is true, I most likely would. But, I did not say that I would be willing to move. I moved here to die here, this is beautiful country and I have obligations here. At one time I would have been willing to move just about anywhere, but not now. Moving here was my last move, I feel that there is a reason for my being here, and I’ve had it with moving my tools and equipment, I have property and I’m not moving all that stuff again. There is a wonderful old lady next door and she has no one but me to help her, sorry, but I cannot and will not abandon her. She has lived in that little home for sixty years and she wants to die there, if at all possible I will help her do that. She has been such a wonderful friend, that is the least I can do for her.
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I would consider living in a different home in the area, my place is a pretty basic place and there isn’t many ‘modern’ women that would be willing to live here even if I fixed it up some. It may offend some of them in my saying it, but American women are spoiled rotten and often don’t appreciate what they have and are always wanting more. Where as I’m more concerned about a woman living under a tree and starving to death. But I would still keep this place as a place to come and work on my inventions and as a place to keep my stuff that is related to all that. And of course keep an eye on and help Helen with the things that she can’t do. Big deal, it takes me all of maybe a half an hour a day.
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So, unless she was willing to consider relocating, I wouldn’t go to meet her. A week or two of good sex sounds like fun but that just isn’t my gig anymore. I have (geez cat, I’m trying to type here) observed that many women are unwilling to move away from their offspring, or the things that they know, the box they have built themselves into. It’s interesting that often the offspring ends up moving away from them. There is no way I would follow my children around, they have lives, I have a life. Besides, they are too, umm, American, wanting too much and not caring what they destroy to get it. I test them too much, they think I’m a tree hugger. Well, I am. And my daughter has taken up being a Christian, we stopped getting along at that point.
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And BSB said, “I just can't go through the hassle of it all... or rather..the ups and downs.. I need stability and it's not a man who will bring it. Sadly enough, many women still think that men bring stability. HA!”… As I stated above, women’s lib has hurt them in some ways because of how they percieve some things, and they are hurting themselves and their relationships. Relationships have never been about a man bringing all of the stability into a relationship. In times past he usually brought home the money as that was his role. But!! Stability in the relationship is the responsibility of both people. And I note with sadness that there are women not willing to work on that these days.
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She also said, “Yup.. I'm into a flat line.. more stable like that and NO I don't find it boring.. it's more comforting for me to count on myself.. ;-)”….. Three things Hon. A: You are too young, attractive, and fun to be alone, and I know that you don’t want to be….. B: You will heal and get back in the grove…. C: You are lying to yourself you know. :-)….. Many women build what they think is security for themselves, and that hurts them. In truth, there is no such thing as real security for anyone. Anyone’s whole world can tumble down in minutes. Losing a job, an automobile accident, a disabling disease, a home burning down, all sorts of things can and do happen. Single people have to face those things alone.
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Blueberry I know that there is a lot of weird and dangerous people on the web, and maybe I have been lucky, but none of the ones I’ve met where anywhere near that.
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Back to today’s post…. That is a picture of a thirty-five speed three wheel recumbent bike I made about five years ago. Yes, it is ugly, it was just an experiment, to see what I could make. I cut up two bikes, rounded up a few other parts and made it for about ten bucks. That bike will go up any hill and it was fun to tool around on. I soon lost interest in it and lent it to a kid to mess with for a while. I intend on making another nicer one someday as I like biking, or just for the heck of it.
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I was able to make it cheap because as I’ve said before, I have a forty year collection of tools and equipment, including a metal lathe, otherwise known as an engine lathe, welder, press, etc. Not that I’m an expert on lathes, but good enough that I could make the intermediate shaft to enable me to achieve thirty-five speeds. If my legs had the power this bike could go a hundred miles an hour.
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At one time, before moving here, I worked on perpetual motion a lot. Never mind that it can’t be done, you learn a lot by working on it. Besides, it has been done, it just isn’t very interesting is all because you can’t get any real work out of it. A man built a clock many years ago that ran on barometric pressure changes and it ran until some fools moved it. That qualifies as perpetual motion to me. But as I said, it can’t do much.
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I reckon that I have come about as close to achieving it as anyone else. But as I said, it’s just a curiosity if you can’t get much work out of it. Now, perpetual POWER (not just motion), that is a different story, something that can actually be useful, that is what I’m interested in doing. I’ve been side tracked for nine years because of this strange journey I have been on, but I’m going to start working on it again next spring. This winter I’m spending on getting this place and the shop in better order.
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I’m very analytical and not stupid enough to think that I can invent a perpetual motion device that cannot only run itself and also make other real world useful power to do other things with. But !! I do believe that after many experiments that I can make a device that with a little help of nature running it can make useful amounts of power. Completely non-polluting power. I have reason to believe that just a very small stream (or breeze) for example, will provide enough power to run a household. We shall see. I have also made an interesting air motor, not sure if it will have useful applications though.
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Besides, anything I or someone else could invent would just be a fill in solution, still, those solutions are needed, in the future scientists will come up with much better solutions for non-polluting power. And don’t tell me I can make a lot of money if I was to invent something useful. Anyone that thinks I care about money and getting rich doesn’t know me at all. Because I only care about the betterment of mankind. I could care less if I made a penny from making something really cool that would make this planet a better place for everyone. But, I’m not a greedy fucking capitalist, so there you go. Even if I don’t ultimately invent something really cool, it at least is a way for me to do something I enjoy doing and keeps me off the streets.
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For those that are into it, Happy Thanksgiving, I’m only into it for the food.
Love, Peace, Hugs…. BBC

The Internet is weird

Rock hard…… Okay, so what did you just think of? Actually, it's two words on a can of Durham's Water Putty, a repair material. Sorry ladies, not what you had in mind. LOL
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Don't wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less than perfect conditions. So what? Get started now. With each step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and more skilled, more and more self-confident and more and more successful.
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We should consider every day lost in which we have not danced or sang some.
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The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it.
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What kind of fish live in the Columbia river? …. Live ones.
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I swiped this from Nick's blog. The difference between dogs and cats: A dog says, 'You pet me, you feed me, you shelter me, you love me, you must be God.' A cat says, 'You pet me, you feed me, you shelter me, you love me, I must be God.' ….. No kidding, and those cats like to fuck wit God.
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Anyway, the post subject is about the Internet being weird. As in this is a weird way for people to meet each other and find friends and mates. Actually though, it really isn't. For hundreds, maybe thousands of years, people have had all kinds of unique ways of finding, getting to know each other, fall in love (in some fashion), finely meet each other in person and become a team, or couple, or not. Many of those attempts at those relationships fail. But I'm guessing that the failure rate for Internet relationships are no higher than any other of the many ways people find and meet each other. And the ones that are just online friendships, how wonderful is that? I'm still friends with folks from way back before blogs, when we used ICQ and online chat rooms a lot. Being the computer pack rat I am, I still some pictures of them, and that was five computers ago.
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So…. Have you ever went to meet someone that you met online? Come on now, fess up. I have, most of them turned out that we wasn't interested in trying a relationship with each other, other than just being online friends. But you never know, you might meet the right fun redhead, or blonde, or brunette. Two of us did try it, a relationship and I'll tell you about it, because that is the kind of guy I am. LOL
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About ten years ago I met a lady through ICQ that a man that knew her introduced me to. I don't recall how I met him online, maybe in a chat room or something. Anyway, we got to sharing messages and jokes everyday and learning about each other, and just clicked. We shared pictures, lives, stories, and yadda, yadda, and after a while decide that we should meet as we had kind of fell in love (or in lust) online.
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So we planed a two week get together at her place as she was working and I wasn't because I had made enough money trucking and didn't feel like working for a while. Well, it wasn't concrete that I would be staying with her of course, we wanted to check each other out in person some before making that decision. It was a two-day drive and when I arrived there I got a hotel room and called her and we made arrangements to meet in town. She thought I was great, I thought she was great, we hadn't conned each other about what we where when we where doing ICQ and emails. We where both what we said we were.
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I never used that hotel room… Smirk. We had good times doing things together and had great sex two times a day for two weeks, it was great. When she was at work I would work on her home that needed a lot of attention so it gave me something to do, and I fixed most of the meals as I had the time. But sadly, it didn't last, at the end of the two weeks she figured that she had, had enough. Well, that really sucked, I wasn't figuring on it going that way.
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She didn't like me suggesting to her how she should care for her dogs, but I'm just not into playing with dogs that have been lying in their own shit all day long because they have no where else to lie locked up in a pen that isn't being kept clean. She said that she had never had so much attention and that it bothered her. WTF ??? It's not like I was hanging on to her all the time. But if we went somewhere I would hold her hand while driving, hug her before she went to work, hug her when she got home, called her honey a lot because that is just natural for me. Fix her some meals as I had the time and she was busy. Things like that. Oh well, some women just don't like much attention except when they are in heat I guess. At least she was in heat a lot… LOL
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Would I do it again? Go a long distance to meet someone? Maybe, if I felt that we knew each other pretty well after sharing a lot online, if I felt that there was a chance for a lasting relationship. I feel that life should be about adventures, experiences, and things like that, live in a box and all you have is a box, anyone thinking that there is security in that is wrong. There are women that visit this blog that interest me for whatever reasons. And a few of them I don't even know all that much about them, it's as if the mystery of them is intriguing. Or the things I see on their blogs I like, I feel that I can relate to them.
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But I don't know what they look like, how old they are, critical things like that. But I have an imagination and those are great things to have. Like, Gracie for (one) example, I'm intrigued by a frigging eyeball. LOL … Yup, I love that eyeball. Oh, well she loves me also, so of course that always helps. My imagination tells me that she is over fifty, has a great sense of humor, is warm and loving, is okay looking, and has a body that turns my crank. Yup, the Internet is weird, but no more weird than any other way of communicating, no more weird than our imaginations. Would I go again to meet someone if we were both interested? Knowing me, I suppose I would, there are a few women online that interest me. But only if I thought she was for real and not jacking me around. All things involve some risk and I've never been afraid of that. I'm not much for hiding in boxes. Last year I was willing to go to Atlanta, and that is a right far distance from me (No, it turned out that I didn't go).
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Have you got any such stories to share?
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Bingo !!! The nice man that made my upper dentures meant well I'm sure, but they didn't even come close to fitting me properly, I couldn't even put them in my mouth. He would have had to spend hours trying to make them fit properly. Mostly I have ignored them, they seem to like it in that old butter tub anyway. But I take them out at times and mess with them some, and now I have them feeling just right. And just in time for turkey day, I think I will eat a few extra calories as I've lost some weight anyway. I don't eat a lot, I eat to live, not live to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat you know. :-)
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I don't handle stress with food, I handle it with booze and nicotine. LOL….. I hate the smoking though, but I've been cutting down on it. It's not like I ever smoked over a pack a day anyway, unlike some people that smoke two or three packs. Besides, I did vote for the smoking ban in public places.
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I'm going to upgrade to Blogger Beta this evening or tomorrow during the wee hours when hopefully the Internet is slow. I hope everything goes right, Azgoddess seems to have made the transition seamlessly so here's hoping it goes the same for me.
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Love, Peace, Hugs…. BBC