Tagged

This isn’t what I was going to post about today, but Blueberry
Blueberry
has tagged me to reveal six weird things about myself. WTF? Doesn’t anyone read my blog? It’s all fucking weird. LOL… For you good friends out of the country that may not know what WTF means, it means What The Fuck?
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According to the rules...
Each player of this game starts with the “6 weird things about you”. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read your blog.
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#1.. I think that I’m God.
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#2.. I think that you are God/Goddess, that it is a spirituality only, not an entity out there.
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#3.. I think that mankind collectively is God in evolution.
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#4.. That makes me weird because I worry that we are fucked.
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#5.. I think that I’m gifted, special in some way not discovered yet.
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#6.. For nine years now I have lived assuming that the cosmos would take care of my needs, and that has worked very well for me.
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When we did the eight things about you tag I played along, but I didn’t tag anyone. I’m not going to tag anyone this time either. I think that things like this are very personal and that I shouldn’t be putting others on the spot by almost as much as insisting that they do them. I will however ask for volunteers. I may also be weird because I think reading people is more interesting than reading books. They don’t always like what I tell them about themselves though.
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The picture is of the earth at night. Just look at all the lights, doesn’t anyone conserve? How do people think they can save the planet this way?
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Bumper Sticker: 'Don't lend money to friends. It causes amnesia.'
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Church Bulletin Blooper: Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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Because of its tiny wings and heavy body, aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly. But the bumblebee doesn't know that, so it flies anyway.
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Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
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Has anyone ever said, "It is important to spend less time on how we look and more time on how we see"? If not, someone should.
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The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has no vision.
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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. (But those assholes can’t toss all of us in jail, that would be too many people to house and feed)
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War is fear cloaked in courage. --General William Westmoreland
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It isn't what you have in your pocket that makes you special, but what you have in your heart.
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Thibodaux marches up to Beaudreaux's front porch and raps hard on the door and Beaudreaux opens it. Thibodaux say, "Beaudreaux ! How long we ban frands ?" Beaudreaux say, "Well.........All our lives Thibodeaux" Thibodaux say, "Why don't you told me you gotta boat?" Beaudreaux say, "I ant gotta boat !" Thibodaux say, "Da' sign say; "BOAT FOR SALE". Beaudreaux say, " OH-NO Thibodaux !" See dat old '72 ford pickem'up truck over-dare" Thibodaux say, "yas, I see dat old pickem'up truck" Beaudreaux say, "See dat '76 Cheverloet Ce-dan" Thibodaux say, "yas, I see dat Ce-dan" Beaudreaux say, "Well, dey boat for sale.
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They made the first, Russian built, computer language translator. . To test it, the representative of the company said, "Just speak into the microphone." So, the customer spoke this phrase (in French,) "The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak." The machine cranked and groaned and finally translated it into English. Only it said, "The vodka's O.K. but the meat is spoiled."
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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
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Larry is recovering in room 232 at Jesus is Screwing Mary Hospital.
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It’s 24.8 degrees this AM. But it’s warm in here and we are as snug as bugs in a rug here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse. Have a great day everyone.
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Love, Peace, Hugs. BBC