Inspiration

Peggy called me yesterday, the inside knob on her back door fell off so I will go by and fix it today while I’m out doing the Polly’s Honky Saloon and Whorehouse laundry.

I got both sides of the material spray painted yesterday even though it was raining some at the same time the sun was shining. After it dried a bit I got it under cover to stay dry and cure some more. Got a few rain streaks in it but it got sealed pretty good and will be painted again after I put it on the camper ceiling.

The Rev. Jeremiah Wright has criticized the U.S. government as imperialist and stood by his suggestion that the United States invented the HIV virus as a means of genocide against minorities. "Based on this Tuskegee experiment and based on what has happened to Africans in this country, I believe our government is capable of doing anything," he said.

I think our government is imperialist also, just in sneaky ways is all. And I also think it is capable of doing anything it decides to take on in secret. But I think it’s far fetched to say that they introduced HIV in Africa. I don’t know much about that story but I think that its far fetched.

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?" "Yeah, a costume party," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life." "But you look like Abe Lincoln." observed the barkeep. "That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."

THIS IS A WEIRD PLANET
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It seemed like a good idea

I was looking in my storage units for a large piece of material when I came across a toy train transformer I had forgotten I had. I have a number of battery operated drills but only one of the batteries is still good and they are expensive. There is electricity most places I use these drills so I adapted a cord to attach to one of the drills to run it with.

It runs it but not very powerfully, the drill needs more than the ten watts the transformer puts out. But then I hooked it to the lawnmower battery and it runs it just fine, so at least I have that going for me, I’ll find a use for the transformer someday.

I like the battery operated drills because they run slower and are great for driving screws and I drive a lot of screws with what I like to call my screwing device.

This is the day the president of the local chapter of THE INSANE CHICKS SOCIETY (TICS) is supposed to return to this area. I’ll bet she doesn’t call me though, I tested her thinker too much recently when I pointed out that she didn’t see that she was lying to herself, it got her tits all knotted up. LOL

A McLean, Va., elementary school principal who banned children from playing tag said the game may soon return to the school playground. Kent Gardens Elementary School Principal Robyn Hooker said. Robyn Hooker, love the name, I wonder if she lives on Hooker Road.

I got an email from Peggy asking if I would do some weeding for her, I fix things at her place when she needs little things done. I replied with…. Hon, I don't do weeding, I'm to skilled and in demand to bother with that. And I hate weeding, I just enjoy my weeds. LOL …I'll mow the lawn though. I sure wish it would stop raining so much so that I can get more done outside. I want to get the little pickup camper I'm repairing to where I can start going to the beaches and camping more. I think that is what retirement should be about. Hugs, Bill

She shot back with “Well, Bill, I guess we BOTH hate weeding.” LOL

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Warren Buffett, the world's richest person, said on Monday the U.S. economy is in a recession that will be more severe than most people expect. DUH !!!!! Get ready to be thankful for what you have. Hey, if he is the worlds richest man why doesn’t he fix this? I will give him credit for being a good philanthropist, but hey, he made his money off of wall street, you !! It’s not his money, it’s your money. Hello !!!!

MY ALTER EGO

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Did you know?

That the EUROPEAN UNION is an example of a SECURITY COMMUNITY, in which war has become unthinkable?

Actually, I am a bit confused about that being as Tony Blair supported Mr. I’m A Stupid Motherfucker Bush in the Iraq war. I guess even security communities fail?

GET OVER ME DAN'L

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Free mower

Spotted a free lawnmower on Yahoo Freecycle, listed as not running but they didn’t want to send it to the landfill. When I went to get it I discovered that it was a very nice self-propelled model with electric start. It has some issues, needs some control cables replaced (I have some), an ignition switch and such, but the battery is good.

It also has a pull starter, I dinked with it for a few minutes and it started on the first pull, the six horse power engine is in very good shape. Not sure what I will do with it, already have a good mower here, but I’ll fix it up and sell it or pass it on through Freecycle.

Not that it matters, not with my view of the big picture. Small planet (really), 7 billion monkeys believing stupid things and doing stupid things, and there is the greedy rich and slobs to factor in. Looking into the future I see a planet in a shambles in ten years with everyone just trying to survive and being thankful for some shelter and a little food, we are on the very edge of extinction again. What do you see in the future?

Natural-gas vehicles hot in Utah, where the fuel is cheap. Troy Anderson was at the gas pump and couldn't have been happier, filling up at a rate of $5 per tank. Anderson was paying 63.8 cents per gallon equivalent for compressed natural gas, making Utah a hot market for vehicles that run on the fuel.
I expect that to change.

Well, we will still have some humor to keep us going.

A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. Toilette pepper!"

An Australian scientist has invented a bra which offers more support and prevents a woman's breasts from bouncing up and down. After announcing his invention, the scientist was taken outside where a large group of men beat the shit out of him.

"Paris Hilton is going to star in a new reality show where she looks for a new best friend to replace Nicole Richie. So far the front-runner to replace Nicole is a No. 2 pencil." - Conan O'Brien

I ate some crawfish yesterday, well, one, never had them before, yuck !! But got them on sale so maybe they were too old, or I cooked them wrong.

AT THE WAR PROTEST YESTERDAY
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Procrastinate

Maybe this so called god just up and died and we are now on our own, sure looks like it to me. And I’ve never seen any sign that he, it, existed in the first place. Besides, it was the monkeys that invented time, time means nothing to the universe/cosmos. Monkeys need it to define things. What wacky weather, it’s not global warming, it’s global chaos, accelerated by mankind of course. After the warming will come another ice age, it’s iffy as to if mankind will survive those though. Actually, there is no point in you worrying about it, unless like me you are omnipresent.

Alternate fuels, a lot of talk in the news about them these days, some of them turn out not to be all that great, what to run on. My monkey boats ran on water and my monkey motorcycles could run on dirt. My monkeymobiles ran on asphalt and dirt. LOL

NYIMU COUNTY, China (Reuters) - China is to hold talks with envoys of the Dalai Lama, the spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhism whom it blames for a wave of unrest, state media reported on Friday, as the Olympic flame arrived in Japan.

I wish that the Dalai Lama would just shut up, I wish that everyone would shut up about their religions, they all cause too many problems.

FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait
weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my
mind and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.

MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge tits who owns a liquor store. Amen

Actually, I know a big titted nymphomaniac that owns two bars but I’m smart enough not to get involved with her. I guess I will go to the war protest today, what will you be doing today?

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs… BBC

Lazy God Theory

Duh !!! We fix it or it gets busted and unable to support us. This god is a spiritual thing only, and it is us.

Welcome, thanks for visiting Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse. Still a virgin? Well this is your lucky day, we start rumors, fires, incite riots, and convert virgins… LOL

Rick and I keep talking about the monkeys and the monkeys we are, Rick gets evolution. When Alan is at his shop he keeps insisting that he isn’t a monkey, next time I see him I will ask him how the alien is. Maybe us monkeys will have to dispose of him. LOL

Got my electric bill yesterday, $71.99, not bad considering that I was heating the camper project some when working on it and using the air compressor a lot, and it was colder than normal for this time of year, and that the rates have gone up.

Got insulation and paneling installed on the front of the camper yesterday. Should be able to put the side panels on today. Used two different kinds of panel materials because this is a low budget recycling job and I used scraps from other projects. It’ll look fine after painting it. I took a pic of it but it was too dark so I can’t regale you with my beautiful work. LOL

This link should at least get the males attentionWORLDS SEXIEST WOMEN

A STUPID FUCKING PRESIDENT

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Backup

Well, if the truck breaks down out in the country I can always unload the backup and get back to town. LOL…. Just kidding, enough friendly and helpful monkeys around here that someone would stop and give this monkey a ride unless I was out in a remote area where others wasn’t.

I’ve noticed that comment sections on blogs are as much as becoming like chat sites. Someone will leave a remark and the blog owner or others will reply to that person, I’m guilty of that myself. If a person is visiting many blogs this can keep them very busy even if they are using Google Reader. I haven’t gotten around to using Google Reader and may not get around to it.

There are only a few blogs I revisit once I leave a comment so if others reply I’m not going to see it anyway. Well, we’re just a bunch of monkeys mucking around and I see little hope in blogs actually helping fix the world so I guess we’ll just keep mucking around.

There are a few couples, very few, having spiritual sex on this planet, not many of them though, and they are not talking about it, that I know of. Other than sharing it on the Internet.

First I was alone
Then there was you
Now we are two
Yet, we are one

But separated
Connected only though the web
It’s sad
Sighs

EXCUSES FOR NOT GOING GREEN

Default notices on homes are up 143 percent in California, so many people want more home than they really need and take on loans they shouldn’t be taking on. I’ve owned a number of homes and properties, but never bought anything that would test my ability to pay on the mortgage if things got tight. If you have a home and still don’t have extra money you have taken on too much. Or don’t know how to run a proper budget, like my daughter that wastes so much money.

MORE GREEN
EVEN MORE GREEN

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So soon?

It’s Wednesday already, laundry day here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse, and my once a month payday. It seems like time just keeps going by faster.

For those of you who still do not have kids let me point out one of the biggest drawbacks of parenthood. Eventually you have to spend time with your children.

A famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked, "Doctor, I'd like to know why men always want to marry a virgin?" To which the doctor handily replied, "To avoid criticism!"

Frankly, I was never interested in having a virgin, not sure how guys wanting to have virgins got popular, but I’ll bet a lot of it has to do with the screwed up religions.

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort to be with his family on the weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year old grand- daughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. Just he and his granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and took their granddaughter out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather.

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" "Oh yes, Papa" the girl replied, "and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard or lousy shit head anywhere we went today!"

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

I put my rant on MY OTHER BLOG

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

Earth day

It’s Earth Day here, and many other places, but it needs to be Earth Day everyday in order to save this planet. Please be kind to the planet today.

I don’t think we can save the planet with seven billion people on it, all wanting what America and some other countries have. People have to get wiser and get the populations down, and become less greedy and more peaceful, I have little hope that they will do that.

I’m guessing that the populations will come down in ugly ways, wars and such, or nature will simply not be able to support man anymore and go on without him, and be better off without him.

I just don’t understand how people can be, Rick is one of my best friends but sometimes he really irks me. He not only was going to take a brand new TV dish and receivers to the landfill (that I quickly found a new home for on Yahoo Freecycle) but someone had given him two new tires that he was going to take there. They were mounted on rims that wouldn’t fit his pickup and had winter studs in them so was going to toss them and buy new ones.

He needed new tires but was just going to buy some, fuck that, I dug all the studs out and he took them to the tire shop and had them put on his rims. Like it says on my coffee cup, I’m surrounded by fuckin’ idiots. I also gave an ironing board to a lady on Freecycle yesterday.

EARTH DAY

Hopper, remind me to check on how your story is developing, hugs.

I posted some pictures about my adventure to the yurt yesterday on MY OTHER BLOG

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

My Tootsie-Pop

Tootsie-Pop
Tootsie-Pop
Oh how I love my little
Tootsie-Pop

Popped her in the kitchen
And I popped her in the hall
Popped her in the bedroom
And I popped her against the wall

Popped her in the mountains
And I popped her at the mall
Popped her at her Mothers
And I popped her at her Pa’s

She grabbed my song
In the garage
And I popped her
On our rod

I popped her in the yard
And I popped her on the sod.
I popped her on the fountain
And I popped her on our rod

Tootsie-Pop oh
Tootsie-Pop
Oh how I love my little
Tootsie-Pop-Pop-Pop

I got an email from the president of the local chapter of THE INSANE CHICKS SOCIETY (TICS) that reminded me of an old saying. She said, “My world does not revolve around money either, and I don't want to hear this bullshit any more from you.”

It reminded me of a old saying so I shot back with, “I hear what you are saying but I see what you are doing. It’s interesting to me that people can lie to themselves and not see it.”

Hell, she owns two fancy properties here, goes to bat shit crazy California to earn big bucks and spends them on her properties here. Don’t tell me that her world doesn’t revolve around money, I’m not that frigging stupid.

Mary came over yesterday, she lives on the block behind me, she was looking for something to sift the dirt in her garden through. I just happened to have a neat sifter I made when I worked on an organic farm so I gave it to her. If I ever need another I’ll make one.

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

Dump day

Dump day is very popular here, it only happens once a year, you can take all you can get on a load for ten bucks that goes to the food bank. Ironic that it’s on Sundays, won’t be as many in churches today, it’s a good thing. Get in line, check out others loads, maybe grab a few things, bullshit with others and drink coffee, go piss in the woods, it’s all good. The metals are on the top, they go to a recycling pile.

This place still doesn’t look like Martha Stewart was here, but fuck her. Someone should screw that woman, any takers?

It’s good to be optimistic and say that America isn’t going to hell, but it’s stupid to not do some planing and be prepared for hard times.

I went to Helen’s yesterday and it went something like this. “I need your ash shovel, I need to shovel some asses.” She giggles and says something about shoveling asses then says, “Don’t forget to clean it before you bring it back.” “Don’t forget to lecture me.” “Well get out of here before I think of something else.” She has a great sense of humor and has known me for years and understands me and thinks I’m the most interesting man she has ever met.

Random thought…. When the going gets tough the tough get naked.

Tomorrow I’m posting a poem, or maybe it’s a song. Some will think it’s raunchy, others will love it, whatever. Opinions always vary, the spirits have always been raunchy.

I guess it’s time to also toss one of my work coats as much as I hate to toss my clothes that seem to have become a part of me. And someday maybe I should fix that dent in the door of the truck, it was there when I got it.

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

Bio-fuels

I went to the beach on Thursday, it’s a beautiful and peaceful place to ponder on things. I do that a lot, ponder on things. I took that picture while I was there. I took others also, but don’t know that I will post them.

I see in the news that some folks are finely realizing that bio-fuels are a mistake, it’s about time. The problem now is to get rid of that program because a lot of monkeys won’t want to. Especially those getting government subsidies because of the stupid political monkeys.

It turns out that there is food bank drive at the landfill this year, ten bucks for all I can get on the truck, so today I’m putting a load together, will get this place tidied up a bit.

Got an email from the president of the local chapter of THE INSANE CHICKS SOCIETY, (note that the first letter of each word spells out TICS *LOL*) she is going to be returning to this area before the end of the month. Nice butt, nice boobs, but we just drive each other nuts. She is a control freak and an empire builder and I don’t give a damn about her properties.

She gets it in her head how it is going to play out when we get together, but it never plays out the way it was in her head because I fucking show up and put a stick in the spokes. LOL “Would you like a beer, Bill?” “Sure, thanks.” “What kind?” “Boobs” “What?” “Um, what did I say?” That girl just don’t know how to relax and go with the flow. If she wants to go by a script she needs to give me a copy of it before the rehearsal. That’s what I do, but they embarrass her. Oh well, sing a happy song, la, la, la.

Does your date or mate want you to take her to an expensive place? Take her to a service station.

A rude New Yorker and his girlfriend were driving across the desert when they had a flat tire on the car. Getting out, the boyfriend was about to start changing it when he spotted a cowboy sitting on his horse, rolling a smoke.

He told his girlfriend that he would make the cowboy change the tire and for her just to wait there. "Hey, parrrrtner," he mocked, "Hows about you get down off of that horse and come over here and change this tire." The cowboy continued to roll the smoke and ignored him. "Hey, Shithead, I told you to get over here and change this tire or I'm going to kick your ass."

The cowboy looked at him and then said, "I'll tell you what, fella. I'm going to finish my smoke. Then I'm going to get down off my horse, kick your ass and make you change that tire. Then while I screw your girlfriend I'm gonna make you hold my balls up out of the hot sand."

Later, as they were driving on across the desert, the girlfriend says, "That cowboy was pretty tough, wasn't he, baby?" "Naw, he wasn't so tough," said the guy. "Did you see him flinch every time I dropped his balls in the hot sand?"

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

Time

The trick about life is to make it look easy and fun, like in the graphic.

Time is an interesting and useful tool for the monkeys I guess. But it means nothing to the universe/cosmos.

On his blog Billy P posted about the hormones they are putting in meats these days. Spirit isn’t much worried about it, spirit is full of hornymones and will screw those hormones to death, ha, ha, ha. Spirit is a scientist and will in time figure out what is good and bad when it comes to food science and making improvements on natures foods.

Actually many food sources are being messed with these days, just about everything we eat has been messed with, much of it for some time now. And spirit has no problem with that. What spirit has a problem with is the greedy factor, that produces foods that may not be right but are great for the profit margin.

A really cool home that this country spirit could live in. COOL COUNTRY HOME. Trying to build one on the cheap in this country would be hard though, the official monkeys would put many road blocks in your way and drive the cost way up, if they even let you build such a home. Not that it would stop me from building one, spirit doesn’t get permission from the official monkeys when I do things here.

I gutted this place out and re-did it without permits, permits? I don’t need no fucking permits. And I don’t know any empire building women around here that would live in such a home. The ones available to me all think they deserve so much more, screw them, spirit continues to live alone as he has for ten years now. I wouldn’t stick my dick in any of them, don’t get me started, you know how I get.

A first, it cost over fifty bucks to fill the gas tank yesterday. I’m looking forward to it costing a hundred bucks, for reasons most can’t fathom.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? At the wake there is one less drunk.

And Scott Adams has become a babbling idiot, with the stupid idea that we are simply part of a cosmic computer program. That little monkey sure has changed since he got married to that empire building monkey, but I guess he likes sticking his dick in her so will kiss her butt so that he can. Never been much of a butt kisser myself. You can have the testosterone but not the Cadillac.

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

A bit most days

I get a bit done on the little camper most days. I now have 18 inches of the overhead deck I had cut out replaced, and new front framing back in. Yesterday I filled some areas with spray foam insulation. Next I will install some foam panel insulation and the paneling.

It may seem like a shame to use a nice piece of oak that is only surface weathered and could be made pretty again in such a place but it’s strong and was free and looking for a place to serve again instead of going to a landfill or being used for firewood. And it was free!! It’s at a 15 degree angle so the bottom framing also had to be cut at a 15 degree angle. And the uprights cut to match it.

Anyway, it’s coming along and will be ready for trips to the beaches before to long. That is where spirit finds a beautiful world, at the beaches and in the mountains. All I see in town is a bunch of monkeys messing around.

Shakespearian Insult Kit

Next time that you are at a loss for a good insult, use this handy table to construct a Shakespearean insult. Combine one word from each of the three columns below, and preface it with the word "Thou":

| artless | base-court | apple-john |
| bawdy | bat-fowling | baggage |
| beslubbering | beef-witted | barnacle |
| bootless | beetle-headed | bladder |
| churlish | boil-brained | boar-pig |
| cockered | clapper-clawed | bugbear |
| clouted | clay-brained | bum-bailey |
| craven | common-kissing | canker-blossom |
| currish | crook-pated | clack-dish |
| dankish | dismal-dreaming| clotpole |
| dissembling | dizzy-eyed | coxcomb |
| droning | doghearted | codpiece |
| errant | dread-bolted | death-token |
| fawning | earth-vexing | dewberry |
| fobbing | elf-skinned | flap-dragon |
| froward | fat-kidneyed | flax-wench |
| frothy | fen-sucked | flirt-gill |
| gleeking | flap-mouthed | foot-licker |
| goatish | fly-bitten | fustilarian |
| gorbellied | folly-fallen | giglet |
| impertinent | fool-born | gudgeon |
| infectious | full-gorged | haggard |
| jarring | guts-griping | harpy |
| loggerheaded | half-faced | hedge-pig |
| lumpish | hasty-witted | horn-beast |
| mammering | hedge-born | hugger-mugger |
| mangled | hell-hated | joithead |
| mewling | idle-headed | lewdster |
| paunchy | ill-breeding | lout |
| pribbling | ill-nurtured | maggot-pie |
| puking | knotty-pated | malt-worm |
| puny | milk-livered | mammet |
| qualling | motley-minded | measle |
| rank | onion-eyed | minnow |
| reeky | plume-plucked | miscreant |
| roguish | pottle-deep | moldwarp |
| ruttish | pox-marked | mumble-news |
| saucy | reeling-ripe | nut-hook |
| spleeny | rough-hewn | pigeon-egg |
| spongy | rude-growing | pignut |
| surly | rump-fed | puttock |
| tottering | shard-borne | pumpion |
| unmuzzled | sheep-biting | ratsbane |
| vain | spur-galled | scut |
| venomed | swag-bellied | skainsmate |
| villainous | tardy-gaited | strumpet |
| warped | tickle-brained | varlet |
| wayward | toad-spotted | vassal |
| weedy | unchin-snouted | whey-face |
| yeasty | weather-bitten | wagtail |

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs... BBC

The cupcake

The lovely DIANA sent me a card with a cupcake on the face of it. No, she didn’t email it, she personally made a card just for me and sent it to me in a snail mail. Remember snail mail? And those warm fuzzy things you used to get in them that you could touch and enjoy? The internet is wonderful, but for warm and fuzzy you can’t beat getting something that you can feel with your fingers.

I eagerly opened the card hoping that she had enclosed a picture of her ‘cupcakes’, but no such luck. *sighs* I’m teasing of course, I know little about her and have no more than a passing interest in her. Hell, who am I kidding, spirit loves looking at cupcakes, I have lots of pictures of cupcakes on my computer, I’ve posted some of them on my blogs. Artful ones, I don’t do hard porn and vaginas, just art. Some would call boobs porn but I don’t.

It really is a lovely card. She has very nice penmanship. My penmanship looks like a monkey wrote it with his tail, or his dick. And she had very nice things to say about me, I guess she can see under the grumpy exterior. The card now presides on my bulletin board.

I wasn’t going to do a tax return this year, but the government wants to give me 300 bucks for fifteen minutes of work to fill out the form. A stimulus payment they call it, hoping that we will use the money to kick start the economy. But I’ll use it to pay off the rest of my new computer, fuck the government and the rich.

A DRY TOWN ….. In a small midwestern conservative town, there wasn't a place to get a drink for miles around, so a local entrepreneur saw an opportunity: He started to build a tavern. Liking a "dry" town, the local church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers. The businessman was polite when congregants came to protest, but work continued on the tavern.

But the night before the grand opening, a lightning strike hit the bar and it burned to the ground. The church folks were rather smug in their piousness after that -- until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately responsible for the destruction of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

The church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise in its reply to the court. At the first hearing, the judge held up the paperwork and looked at the lawyers on both sides of the lawsuit. "I don't know how I'm going to decide this," the judge said, "but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner that believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that doesn't."

THE RIGHT TO DIE

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

A cool tool !!

I have two saber saws (jigsaws), and they are okay, but I recently bought this really cool air powered saw, they are used a lot in body shops I guess. This saw has a lot shorter and faster stroke than the other kind, it’s just a busy happy short stroking fucker. Um, my mind is wandering again.

It has an adjustable guide and can be removed for full depth (get your mind back in place). It’s been handy on the camper project where I removed framing and had to cut it out and leave the aluminum skin intact. It’s the handiest little saber type saw I’ve ever owned and I like the way it cuts smoother than others with longer strokes (not that long strokes are bad), every craftsman should have one.

With the right attachment this handy little busy bee would be great for, um, never mind.

Laura says that I have the blood pressure and pulse of a twenty-year-old, that’s what they all say when I get checked. That’s not bad for 64 years of often grueling work hours and hard work. Not to mention smoking and drinking through all of it. And that stupid little dick still thinks it’s 20 also. It’s a good thing I have a gentle nature or they would have to lock me up in a safe place. Yes, I bitch and rant a lot, but it’s just a way to let off steam, it beats physical aggression.

As for getting my teeth cleaned and checked, it was very trying, even with two shots, my teeth are very sensitive for some unknown reason. And that fancy sonic vibrating cleaning pik or whatever it is, fuck that thing, it sends me right through the roof. But the women there seem to love me, they like my twisted sense of humor and telling them that it’s okay to hurt me because it’s the only chance they will get. I allow them to hurt my teeth, but not my heart. Half way through the session she was calling me honey. Huh? I like her but I didn’t feel the need to put my hand on her butt.

While at the dentist office I read an article about how they are getting so good at predicting the weather, and would be getting even better at it. Do you think they are? The reports never fit here, BTW, the article was dated 1973. Man is screwing up this planet too much to even get close to predicting the weather. A butterfly flapping its wings in South America can affect this planet, just think what all those jet planes up there are doing to it. I know, you don’t care if you want to go somewhere.

You are a fascist, oh yes you are, think about it. Think it out and you will see that you are.

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

Strange requests

Get it? Ha, ha, ha.

A young camper at summer camp asked the chaplain if "hard on" was hyphenated. The chaplain replies, "What in heaven's name are you writing home about!" The young boy says, "I'm telling Mom and Dad about the project we worked so 'hard on'."

They had a computer recycling drive here Saturday so I recycled some of my old computers. I still had the first 286 I bought. But it was expensive, they need to make it more affordable to recycle computers in this country.

The monkey that was supposed to tow the trailer from here for the Lisa monkey wasn’t getting around to doing it but she did call me. So yesterday I pulled it to a tire stores lot, with their permission. She’ll have it towed from there, or not. If they get tired of it being on their lot they can call me and I will bring it back over here and use it for storage.

Ron, did spirit give you permission to insult his readers? Oh – Okay, carry on then.

A wife one evening drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple, how devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I don't know her well enough."

You old timers, do you remember the old Johnny Fuckerfaster joke?

The administration of this particular elementary school decided to start a more inclusive policy on which words were "bad" words. Among those initiated to the category was "suck" (when not referring to the principle of suction).

One day a child came up to the teacher to inform her that one of the other students had said a bad word. "What was the bad word he said?" asked the teacher. "I can't say it." "It's ok to tell me, you won't get in trouble for it." "No, it's too bad, I don't want to say it."

"Well I have to know what he said in order to punish him. Can you tell me what it is without saying it?" "Well... it rhymes with 'fuck'."

GRANTHAM, Pa. - Democratic Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton said Sunday that the potential for life begins at conception as she and presidential rival Sen. Barack Obama answered questions about faith and religion in both their personal lives and the public discourse. In a forum devoted to an issue rare on the campaign trail, the two White House hopefuls talked about the presence of God in their lives and how often they read the Bible as well as divisive issues such as abortion, abstinence and human rights within the context of faith.

Spirit is so sick and tired of hearing about this omnipotent biblical god. Now I don’t even want to vote for or support Obama. This country is so fucked, but no one ever listens to me.

I have a dental appointment this morning, Laura is going to clean my six teeth. ROFLMAO.

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

Celebrating our weirdness

I can turn your crank – Baby

I’m a heavy-duty model with a 200 AMP boost, I can get those juices flowing.

Let’s see, red is positive and black is negative, got it. (clamp) (clamp) *CLICK*

Ah yeah, you’re sizzling now baby. Here I’ll just stick this rod in you to check your electrolyte levels.

ooooooOh, baby you’re charged up now, that feels gooood. Get it up, get it in, get it on but don’t mess up her hair dooooo.

I can charm the pants off of a Christian girl, just can’t have sex with her, tried that a few years back with a spoiled self centered Catholic brat.

Hum, it’s getting weird around here, this is a goofy post. Ha, ha, ha. Well, must celebrate our weirdness. Happy Naked Pagan Dancing and all that.

Camper update: Been working on it some.

I went to Beer Church for a bit yesterday – asked Rod if Char putting a dent in his car got him any extra nooky – curious minds like to know – then everyone started talking about sex and it got pretty interesting for a while.

Wonder what it’s like where I live? Check out some of our web cams. And there are also picture links on that site, the link to the panorama views is pretty interesting. WEB CAMS

Oh, I actually have a 200 amp battery charger much like the one in the picture, kept it when I sold my parts house.

I put another post on my other blog, if you want to stay light today don’t go there. My other blog

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

PRICELESS !!!

I like to officiate at weddings. But things can go wrong during the dove release.
Wedding Gown $2,500.
Photographer $2,000
Having 'the twins' pop out and say CHEESE in front of your family and friends...
PRICELESS!!!!!


The picture was not taken at any wedding I’ve officiated at, I should be so lucky, a lady sent it to me in an email. My favorite weddings are the ones I do outside, in nature, I haven’t done a nude one, yet.

I’ve been too busy recently to visit a lot of blogs other than hit and miss, someone keeps distracting me, I apologize if I haven’t been by to irritate you. LOL

It was a decent day yesterday – over 60 degrees for a while - lots of sun - I was outside sitting on the porch – on my porta-pottie taking a crap - and was reminded of the time I looked out the window and saw my young daughter squatting in the front yard taking a leak – Because “It’s boring in the bathroom.” I wonder where she got that from. ;-)

Knock - Knock
(Opens door)
Official: Mr. Cook, you can’t have a sheep here.
Mr. Cook: Last summer you told me I have to keep my grass mowed so that it meets your expectations of Martha Stewart pretty.
Official: That doesn’t mean that you can mow it with a sheep.
Mr. Cook: Fuck you, that’s my fucking lawnmower, you leave my girlfriend alone (Montana joke). Oh, and fuck Martha Stewart, she has fucked up enough women on this planet. She is just a stupid capitalistic man with a pussy.
*Slams door shut*

"There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them."

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

Cheer up guys

If you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself because you don’t have a mate, remember: Yours could look like a dick with buckteeth, that is a Naked Mole-Rat from Africa.

I wasn’t looking to own cats, a stray had them in my yard, she got hurt just about the time they were old enough to be weaned, she went to the vet and never returned so I became their mother. I provide a home for them, other than that I don’t pay a lot of attention to them. Two are pretty friendly and demand some attention, the other two think I’m just here to feed them and won’t have anything to do with me.

Some quotes credited to George Bernard Shaw
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

A veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

All great truths begin as blasphemies.

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. [Hell, anywhere]

Capitalism has destroyed our belief in any effective power but that of self interest backed by force.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. (Ditto with women)

Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.

Independence? That's middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC