Maybe this so called god just up and died and we are now on our own, sure looks like it to me. And I’ve never seen any sign that he, it, existed in the first place. Besides, it was the monkeys that invented time, time means nothing to the universe/cosmos. Monkeys need it to define things. What wacky weather, it’s not global warming, it’s global chaos, accelerated by mankind of course. After the warming will come another ice age, it’s iffy as to if mankind will survive those though. Actually, there is no point in you worrying about it, unless like me you are omnipresent.Alternate fuels, a lot of talk in the news about them these days, some of them turn out not to be all that great, what to run on. My monkey boats ran on water and my monkey motorcycles could run on dirt. My monkeymobiles ran on asphalt and dirt. LOL
NYIMU COUNTY, China (Reuters) - China is to hold talks with envoys of the Dalai Lama, the spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhism whom it blames for a wave of unrest, state media reported on Friday, as the Olympic flame arrived in Japan.
I wish that the Dalai Lama would just shut up, I wish that everyone would shut up about their religions, they all cause too many problems.
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait
weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my
mind and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge tits who owns a liquor store. Amen
Actually, I know a big titted nymphomaniac that owns two bars but I’m smart enough not to get involved with her. I guess I will go to the war protest today, what will you be doing today?
Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs… BBC
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Bush says rebates going out Monday will boost economy.
It will help the rich, oil companies and such, but not us, one shot of a few hundred bucks isn't going to make much difference in any of our lives. Bush is an idiot but I'll take the money, it'll pay off my new computer.
Not sure what we're doing. Something is in the works.
I saw a wind turbine that you can attach to your house for about $5,500. It would prolly work great around here in April.
Enjoy your protest Billy.
The protest won't have any effect on the big picture, nothing will change and some of the christians and those that believe in nothing will still give us the finger.
But I enjoy talking to like minded people. And after the protest I will stop at beer church for a beer or two and a chat with Rod and Char and the others beer church monkeys.
Hi BBC,
Thanks for popping in and talking about your plants...
Suppose you are on your own... so don't wait for miracles... go and talk to your rasberries... encourage them to wake up... make your own spring, dear omnipresent spirit...
and as long as oil business is so profitable... don't think of using any alternate fuels... monkeys don't let people use them in large scales...but you can talk about them!
and regarding that "shut up" business, i'm with you... 100%
that FEMALE PRAYER was hilarious... reminding me of this fact that i've got none... just i wish my husband didn't snore!
I lived with a woman that snored so I can relate to that. I would just nudge her and she would change position and stop, thankfully.
the weather, the so called god, global warming/warning, more like global war.....the whole lot sucks!
however i am so lucky not to have ever lived with a snorer, nor do i snore,when my brother comes to visit, his snoring wakes up the neighbours!
easiest question on earth:
did god invent man or did man invent god?
"After the warming will come another ice age"
I think if you research the history of this planet, you will find several such ice ages, then global warming, then another ice age, then more global warming..... At least that's what the guesstimate fuckers say. I'm assuming it DID take global warming to melt the last ice age......
"unless like me you are omnipresent."
There is only one You, and for that, countless multitudes are grateful!!
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