Strange requests

Get it? Ha, ha, ha.

A young camper at summer camp asked the chaplain if "hard on" was hyphenated. The chaplain replies, "What in heaven's name are you writing home about!" The young boy says, "I'm telling Mom and Dad about the project we worked so 'hard on'."

They had a computer recycling drive here Saturday so I recycled some of my old computers. I still had the first 286 I bought. But it was expensive, they need to make it more affordable to recycle computers in this country.

The monkey that was supposed to tow the trailer from here for the Lisa monkey wasn’t getting around to doing it but she did call me. So yesterday I pulled it to a tire stores lot, with their permission. She’ll have it towed from there, or not. If they get tired of it being on their lot they can call me and I will bring it back over here and use it for storage.

Ron, did spirit give you permission to insult his readers? Oh – Okay, carry on then.

A wife one evening drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple, how devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I don't know her well enough."

You old timers, do you remember the old Johnny Fuckerfaster joke?

The administration of this particular elementary school decided to start a more inclusive policy on which words were "bad" words. Among those initiated to the category was "suck" (when not referring to the principle of suction).

One day a child came up to the teacher to inform her that one of the other students had said a bad word. "What was the bad word he said?" asked the teacher. "I can't say it." "It's ok to tell me, you won't get in trouble for it." "No, it's too bad, I don't want to say it."

"Well I have to know what he said in order to punish him. Can you tell me what it is without saying it?" "Well... it rhymes with 'fuck'."

GRANTHAM, Pa. - Democratic Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton said Sunday that the potential for life begins at conception as she and presidential rival Sen. Barack Obama answered questions about faith and religion in both their personal lives and the public discourse. In a forum devoted to an issue rare on the campaign trail, the two White House hopefuls talked about the presence of God in their lives and how often they read the Bible as well as divisive issues such as abortion, abstinence and human rights within the context of faith.

Spirit is so sick and tired of hearing about this omnipotent biblical god. Now I don’t even want to vote for or support Obama. This country is so fucked, but no one ever listens to me.

I have a dental appointment this morning, Laura is going to clean my six teeth. ROFLMAO.

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC