Well, I blew that shot

I tried to take a picture of one of the kittens sitting on my lap as I sat at the computer. As you can see, I missed the shot somewhat, but I will post it anyway. I guess I shouldn’t call them kittens anymore, they are almost fully-grown. The bright light on the left side is because I have a heat lamp under my desk, I like my tootsies to stay warm. :-)
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At Beer Church the other night Ann was in great form and feeling no pain. She is always a hoot when like that. When I came out of the restroom she smiled at me and wanted a little loving, so I stopped in back of her stool and put my arms around her to say a few sweet things in her ear, not paying any attention to the fact that hubby was sitting right next to her. She said something like “No one ever puts their hands on my roll of a stomach.” I gave it a couple of squeezes said something like, “I’m pretending that I’m cupping your boobs.” LOL. She laughed, Ann is a good sport. And she has a nice body if she would just get rid of that roll.
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As I’ve mentioned before, I have an old love seat out in the yard that was given to me. It’s a double recliner and I like to go out and sit in it at times while drinking my coffee, or a beer. With winter (such as it is around here because they are pretty mild) coming I decided that I should put a temporary roof over it today. Temporary of course being for the next twenty frigging years. So I start looking at all my shit, cuz as I keep saying, I gots lots of shit here, to see what I could make it with. I did pick up two sheets of siding the other day but found two 2 foot wide ones in my shop. So I decided that a six by eight-foot roof would be just right. I had 2X4’s already, and some 2X4 foot frames made of 2x4’s that I drug home from the distributors down the street. So they became the roof structure, and I only had to use one piece of my new siding. I will save the other piece for my next ‘temporary’ project.
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I have a roll of very expensive roofing underlayment that cost me about a hundred and sixty bucks a few years ago. You put it down, paint it, bingo instant temporary twenty-year roof. I didn’t get it finished today though, had to go to town for a couple of metal hangers (yeah, I’ve got some, but don’t feel like looking for them in this mess) to attach it to the front of the camper that is still my temporary kitchen. Then of course I had to stop at the bank and cash a check for some temporary money, go to the liquor store for more temporary Peppermint Schnapps, decided to go to Albertson’s for some pre-cooked chicken and a pumpkin pie, temporary food, permanent turd. Felt it was my obligation to stop at Beer Church on the way by for two beers. Phew, after all that hard work it was after four by the time I got back home, I needed a nap. Maybe I will finish it tomorrow (now today), or work on Helen’s temporary handicapped ramp.
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Anyway, I’m always looking ahead ya know. Going to put some four foot wide sides under that roof, now, what do I want to use for little warming and celebration fires out there this winter? The old galvanized tub that I burn things in at times, or the wood burning stove that I got from Buddy last year that is still sitting there in the yard looking lonely? Any suggestions? Other than blowing my brains out that is.
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Hillary Clinton has been removed from my possible list of presidential candidates. She goes to prayer meetings, has taken to wearing crosses. There is too much ‘Christian’ showing up in her. I think that we have had enough of the ‘Christian’ experience in that office for a while. Unless of course she is going to give us some temporary entertainment by giving the Vice President a blow job in the Oval Office. She is a Democrat, but I’m still bothered by the Christian part, you just never know what way they might turn. Check her out to see just how much of a Christian background she has.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillary_Clinton
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These are from an actual newspaper contest where entrants ages 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey."
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"I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?" --Age 15
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"It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday, like they do for the queen's. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends." -Age 8
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"I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween." -Age 13
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"For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out." -Age 6
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"When I go to heaven, I want to see my grandpa again. But he better have lost the nose hair and the old-man smell." -Age 5
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"If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started." -Age 15
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To govern is to serve, not to rule.
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Boy keeping up a blog, watching the big picture, visiting my friends blogs and commenting, getting things done around here, things like that, sure is a lot of work. It makes it hard to clean up some of my writings. But it’s all good, just part of our journey. Ah fuck it, just shut the fuck up God, and click on Post.