It’s – Um - Interesting [Updated]

It has come to my attention that a bitch that goes by Dr. Ethel has went to the trouble of making a blog so that she can leave comments on other folks blogs that would seem to be said by me. If you want to make sure it was me that said something right click on the link and select to open the link in a new window. If it doesn’t take you to my profile it isn’t me. I’ll address that some more tomorrow.

I mentioned a few days ago that I made a chocolate cake with a lot of peanut butter in it. It was a very good cake but you couldn’t really taste the peanut butter.

So on Tuesday I made a white cake and put a whole 18 ounce jar of peanut butter in it. And no oil like the cake mix box instructs. And you have to use more water than the mix says but I can’t tell you how much more, I just keep adding water until I’m okay with the thickness. A little difference one way or the other isn’t going to make any difference. I use an 8 X 11 metal pan and cook them at 325 degrees for 40 to 45 minutes. It’s okay, but I think I can do better, maybe if I had better peanut butter?

Yahoo Freecycle is pretty cool, I had a Canon Faxphone that I haven’t used for over ten years so I offered it on Freecycle and it was taken in just a few hours.

The apple tree is now trimmed, yaa !! I hate that job, boring. Some people that hate me read my blog, I guess so that they can get their daily dose of pissed off. LOL… I’m not always sugar, no one else is either.

I don’t know if this is true, maybe you can tell me if it is. I was over to Rick’s shop Tuesday at closing time and Allen was there and we were enjoying a few beers and bullshit when Allen started talking about going to a ladies place to do some remodeling and he noticed that she had a plastic sandwich bag over her door that had water in it. He asked her about that and she stated that people in Mexico (deep inside) put a bag or pan of water over their doors because a fly will not fly under water. Is this true?

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

Hey, it’s just a joke

A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy." His mom slaps him in
the face and says "Go show your father". He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look papa,
I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother."

The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Mira, abuelita, I'm a white boy " His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already don't like you fucking Mexicans.

YBOR CITY, Fla. - A southwest Florida church issued a challenge for its married members: Hanky panky every day. Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth issued the 30-day sex challenge to take on high divorce rates. "And that's no different for people who attend church," Wirth said Sunday. "Sometimes life gets in the way. Our jobs get in the way." The challenge doesn't extend to unwed congregants, however.

Married or not (I could care less even though I approve of marriage), have you had your nooky today? A lot of women are only looking for men that are well off and will help spoil them. There’s more than one way to be a hooker.

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Banks in the United States have been quietly borrowing "massive amounts" from the U.S. Federal Reserve in recent weeks, using a new measure the Fed introduced two months ago to help ease the credit crunch, according to a report on the web site of The Financial Times.

Why can banks borrow from the government? You can’t (generally), what has the government got for collateral? If those banks fail you’re screwed because it was your tax dollars that was supposed to be used for other things. Never mind, I think you’re pretty much screwed anyway, and they didn’t even give you any K-Y jelly while doing it.

I’ve posted about it before but just so that new readers here know, I don’t much like guns. Mine has only had one bullet through it in the last 15 years, at a coon that was harassing my cats. Don’t fuck with me and those I love and I won’t use it. Fuck with me and I will. Jesus should have been packing a gun, the idiot. The cosmic spirit is tired of fucking monkeys shooting/killing him/her.

In my favorite romance (I’ve read it twice) “The Bridge Across Forever” by Richard Bach, they were living in a trailer out in the country for a while and it got broken into. That pissed Leslie off so much that she bought a gun and learned how to become a very good shot. I (spirit) approve. In a perfect world I wouldn’t need or want a gun, but this is far from being a perfect world and if any monkey tries to harm me I’ll shoot the varmint.

You know, this world really is a piece of shit and peace will not come to it. Take a look at Scott’s post and some of the comments and you will see what I mean. Scott's post

Well, it was another beautiful day here in gods country yesterday, if I ignore all the crap the other monkeys are doing, and that isn’t always easy.

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

How to deliver a baby in an emergency

This is a very graphic video but useful if you ever need to help deliver a baby. There is a lot of talking at the first part of it but you can move the viewing slider about a third of the way along and not bother with the first part.

Thanks to the Hot Cops Goddess for alerting me to the site.

Delivering

I’m Censorious: Harshly critical. :-) There are to damn many Words in the English language, and that’s the only time I will use that one.

It was a beautiful spring like day here yesterday, I hope that it was nice where you are.

I went to Peggy’s to trim a bush yesterday and returning home I stop at a red traffic light, my mind wanders off as it often does and I look both directions and no traffic is coming so I take off again. Just then I notice the red light again and say to myself, “Fuck, I just ran a red light.” I guess I thought I was at a stop sign, and they let us monkeys drive. LOL

Woozie asked me an interesting question….. “What do you do with benevolent monarchy when the benevolent monarch dies?”

A benevolent monarchy could be a board of 13 very wise and spiritual people (no religious affiliation), not just one person. There would also be a simple political system, but not as complex as today’s systems.

Hey, have a great day, simply, hugs…. BBC

Being serious today

I started this blog with a serious post, I’m sure that the last post done on it will be serious also even though it has taken a lot of directions since starting it as I honor all about me.

Anger is okay…. I haven’t heard from the president of the local chapter of THE INSANE CHICKS SOCIETY for a while. She was whining about my anger so I haven’t been emailing her, screw her. I’ve seen her get angry also, she just doesn’t like it when you voice your displeasure about something she is doing, or not doing. Like a lot of bloggers, they think it is okay to bitch about things but that no one should bitch about them.

I have learned that fools and idiots are not here to punish you, but to be examples and entertain you.

American public schools are struggling to attract and retain high-quality teachers. Is it time we paid them for performance?

I don’t think the problems in the education system is in the teachers so much as it is the over paid administrators and their stupid ways of thinking and doing things. The teachers are just trying to do what they are told to do.

I find it interesting that so many people love and support ‘democracy’ when it is in fact what is tearing this country apart. My choice would be to live in a benevolent monarchy with a much simpler political system. It’s stupid that we have to pick a new leader every four years when if we do get one we will lose him/her in eight years, what a stupid system. Democracy is a bunch of nine year olds in adult bodies fighting for their own interests, wants, ways of doing things.

And of course trying to fulfil their greed’s. You like that bitch or asshole in the Hummer or big pickup that thinks she/he owns the road and two parking spots? Tough shit, democracy allows them to be that way. Rome failed and so will America, I think that is pretty cool myself. Five percent of the earth’s human population has no right using up so much of the earth’s wealth and resources.

Not only that, they have taught the rest of the world to be needy, and the earth can’t support seven billion people that want it all. Something is going to break. Oh well, don’t worry about it, go buy yourself something nice so you can feel better about yourself.

The Mother Earth Goddess of nature is not picky and selective, she will kill Christians and anyone else she has to until she gets the populations under control again being as humans aren’t smart enough to do it. I’m okay with that, I know a lot of Christians that are harming the earth too much and the planet will be better off without them. They can take it up with their bogeyman God that they think is omnipotent and going to fix everything. It’s ironic that it will get fixed by getting rid of them. He, he, he.

My blog is a good place to rant and vent, then I’m mellow around others here. Holding in anger is not a good thing, people that do that often hold it until they blow up or go crazy and start shooting people. Anger is an honest emotion that should honored and vented properly.

At times someone mentions my big ego, or feeding it. Yes, my ego is huge, it’s the ego of the spirit. That isn't the issue though, the world going to hell is the issue and that alone should be enough to piss anyone off and give them an ego as big as mine.

You monkeys are setting humanity up to fail because you are not caring enough about the planet, yeah, that pisses me off. And my ranting is the best way to get others attention, even though it pisses a lot of them off. Most of you fail to see that it often isn’t Bill Cook talking, but something that is flowing through him. Call it God, Goddess, what ever you like, it’s still just part of the ALL !!!

The ego of Bill Cook could care less about most things other than things that directly affect his puny little human life. The ego of Bill Cook would say something like, “Screw it, I don’t give a damn about the planet and future of mankind, I’m going to build a monster polluting engine and put it in this boat.” Or, “I’m going to put in a shower and take a twenty minute shower everyday.” The ego of Bill Cook is as greedy as everyone else’s, but I keep a handle on it.

Mark my words, one day a whole lot of you will become very concerned. And a lot of you will be struggling just to live and be thankful for anything you have.

Oh, and if you don’t like my blog and posts, well fuck you, don’t read it, I don’t give a shit. See how I am? LOL … This is my place to honor all that I am. Love me or hate me, it’s all the same to me.

Have a great day, simply, hugs…. BBC

Two jokes today

Two friends are discussing politics on Election Day, each trying to no avail to convince the other to switch sides. Finally, one says to the other: "Look, it's clear that we are unalterably opposed on every political issue. Our votes will surely cancel each other out. Why not save ourselves some time
and both agree to not vote today?"

The other agrees enthusiastically and they part. Shortly after that, a friend of the first one who had heard
the conversation says, "That was a sporting offer you made." "Not really," says the second. "This is the third time I've done this today."
….
Into the local pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little shit, O'Conner?" says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?" "That I did," said Paddy, "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
….
I read a lot of world wide news everyday, is it just me or does the world look more ugly to you also? Over population over stresses the planet, especially considering all the things humans do. I guess that instead of getting all worked up over all the killings I should just look at them as a cool form of population control?

I got some of the apple tree trimmed yesterday and then went to the beer church for a few hours to visit with my friends there but soon got bored and came home. Not that I’m an expert at trimming apple trees, my theory is to try to kill it and out of spite it grows back stronger. I do know that vertical branches don’t produce fruit so it’s okay to remove them, or weigh them down for a few weeks to train them to go horizontal. And to cut just before or after a bud depending on what you think you want it to do.

Hey, have a great day, simply, hugs…. BBC

Pic taken three hours after the teeth were pulled

I’m trying to out awesome Cher in grossness here so will post a picture of where my teeth used to be. I have thick jawbones I guess so a dentist often has to use extra novocaine on me. As the nice lady dentist found out on Thursday. She was worried about not hurting me but I told her not to worry about it if she couldn’t get them dead enough, that it only hurt for a few seconds during the extraction.

Karen, root canals are for people that want to keep their teeth, I don't. A lot of people have had root canals and ended up having to have them pulled anyway. No teeth, no more worries and screwing with them.

What was the name of Shakespeare’s dog? Crab, Helen won ten bucks from the local radio station for knowing that.

Please excuse Lisa for not being in school yesterday. She had diehre – diarea – direathe – the shits.

Posting pictures of your cute kids

Jay Cam, 2012 hey? Ah, the Aztec calendar. I wouldn't put much stock in that, the monkeys have been making predictions for many thousands of years. Not that I don't expect many ugly things in another four years, but not the demise of mankind.

I give mankind about twenty-thirty more years. WW3 would not wipe out mankind, it may reduce the populations down to a few billion but I see that as a good thing. Maybe the survivors will become wiser and start taking better care of this life-giving planet. Maybe they will stop being so greedy.

Cynnie has a blog that only invited readers can go to, something tells me that it must be mighty interesting being as she isn’t your average Nun. A lot of women that grow up on farms (a fine way to grow up) get mighty interested in sex after always watching the critters do it. I lived with a gal like that for twelve years, she was okay to get along with in most ways and always ready for sex. Best 12 years of sex life I had.

Yesterday I made a chocolate cake, with lots of peanut butter in it. Yummy.

Hey, have a great day, simply, hugs…. BBC

It’s a cosmic cluster fuck

Just a reminder from the blogging bastard monkey that all that is being created is being created by cosmic sexual energies. No omnipotent God or plan required.

Did you see that Lake Mead is only half full of water and expected to be empty by 2021? That should have a big effect on Las Vegas, stupid monkeys. Oh well, that place has become a hell hole anyway.

Three local [loco] women called or emailed me inviting me to their homes or out for a meal yesterday. But I see no point in doing something with women that I know I can’t build a decent long-term spiritual relationship with. I’m not here to entertain them just because they find themselves alone on Valentines Day and want some loving. They were alone last year and they’ll be alone next year, they just don’t get why. And this county boy does not mix well with city gals, it’s like water and oil.

VD day (snickers) is the day here when we get our property taxes in the mail. WTF? The auditor must really have a sick sense of humor. “Happy Valentines Day, here’s your fucking taxes.” She could at least make the gum on the return envelope taste like chocolate, or whatever yummy stuff she has on her tits.

Bummer, they only pulled two of my teeth yesterday, I got a different dentist this time, a nice lady with a good sense of humor and she didn’t want to numb both sides of my mouth so just did one side. It wouldn’t be any big deal to me if she numbed both sides, it isn’t like I was going to be trading spit with anyone anyway, or kissing any tits. Ever try to drink a beer with a numb mouth? Good thing no one was here to watch.

Oh, but if any of you ladies want your nipples gummed I can do it out of the side of my mouth. LOL

I got an email from a buddy yesterday, “Only marry if the bitches teeth fold back and handle bars come out of her ears. Oh and she has a flat head to set your beer on ...” Ah come on, that’s funny.

Need a guard that patrols the area for door to door salespeople, certain religious groups, and beggars? You need a granny guard. Granny guard

And here is a cute link. Galaxy
Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

It’s Valentines Day

Take your pick of the posted, something to fit almost everyone there. All you have is all you need. What you most need on this day is a hug and to be told that you are loved, nothing more. Well, maybe some sex, I think that everyone should get some sex on Valentines Day, but I leave that up to you, if I want any I’ll have to buy it. Wait, that is what married men are doing anyway.

*Beginning of rant*

I love women, well, my idea of what I think they should be instead of what they are. And I’m going to rant about some of them.

Guys, ya ever notice that single women are always bitching about men? But that when a man starts bitching about women they get their tits all twisted out of shape because they think they are so special? Many of them think they are independent and can do anything a man can do, really? So why are they always calling me to do things for them? Want to go to work, make your own way? Go ahead, on the way home fetch me a twelve pack or I’m not fucking fixing your dinner for you. I’m not brushing your hair, giving you a back massage, or screwing you. Fuck you, I can be a bitch too.

And women are always right, if you don’t believe me just ask a woman. They can twist being wrong around into being right, in their minds.

CEDARFLAME said... Masturbation is making love to the one you love the best. I can’t entirely agree with that but taking care of my need that way sure beats being able to avoid dealing with the kind of women that are available to me.

Cecile can look at women through rose colored glasses if she likes but she is half my age and isn’t a man that sees women in the ways that many men are beginning to. And a heck of a lot of women don’t like how many women are either. She thinks the world would be a better place if women ruled it. I fully disagree with that, I’ve seen a lot more than she has, but I’m willing to let them take a crack at it, us men can just go do the things that interest us.

I’ll tell you what would happen if women ruled the world, women would be fighting each other and killing each others kids. There are a lot of greedy women on this planet and greed is one of the biggest reasons for wars. And when women get pissed off they are total bitches.

I talk to a lot of married men, and have observed that many women have gotten so spoiled and needy, not really caring about the planet, that even the husbands are bothered by them. The only reason they stay in the marriage is that they like the sex when it happens. I can’t do that, put up with a needy woman that is never happy with what she has and always wants more. Spoiled women don’t like me, and I’m okay with that because I don’t like spoiled women.

All Helen wants today is a hug and I’ll go over and give her one after she gets up. Well, she’ll want a piece of the cake I made, but big deal. It doesn’t take much to please Helen.
*End of rant*

And I’m having three teeth pulled today, Yea !! Only six teeth left in my whole mouth, that much closer to gumming excited nipples if the right woman ever shows up. Not that I’m holding out much hope for that. Very few women on this planet get me spiritually.

I hope that you have someone to share this special day with.

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

But – It’s only Wednesday

Yeah, so I fucking lied, I have a mental illness called “Blogging” and it’s hard to stop. I do well just to keep the posts short, yup, just a blogging bastard. So how are you other blogging bastards and bitches doing today? *snickers*

I don’t like our political system and way of government, and I’m not real excited about any of the current front runners. I don’t think any of them are capable of entertaining us with blow jobs or screwing someone on a White House couch until we catch them. By god, as hard working taxpayers we deserve at least a fucking blow job once in a while.

I think Americans should make me the preznut, I can’t make things any worse and with the preznuts salary I could afford to hire hookers to entertain you with at times, maybe you could catch us fucking on a White House couch. Yeah, I’d hire an ‘escort’ to help me host state dinners, flash a bunch of cleavage at those ignorant Muslims. You want her for dessert boy? Go ahead, she’ll lay right on the table for you, the rest of us will just leave the room, and call the news media. *snickers*

I whipped up a yellow cake mix yesterday, instead of using a 1/3 cup of oil I blended in about half a cup of peanut butter. I like to fuck with my amazing piece of shit mind that way. It’s real good, reminds me of something I, um, once stuck my tongue in. Helen loves it, wants me to make another one as soon as it is gone. I swear, that woman is a dessert slut, and I’ll give her most of it, I’m more into tits than cake.

I also made a crock-pot of 15 bean soup, 15 fucking different kinds of beans. With a whole pack of fucking hotdogs in it, yup, it’s good also.

In the news
Anthropocene

Consumerism is a greedy society's religion.
Folks need to curb their love affair with debt.
Remember, that new car smell fades to fat car payments. Without a car loan, you have more financial freedom. George Bush and the capitalists want you to shop, are you sure that is wise? Yes, I know that it will make them richer, but do you really think it will help you?

Yesterday I went to Peggy’s home and removed the moss off of the side of her home. Today is laundry day here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

So my dear reader, I leave you with this message from Henry David Thoreau to put on your mirror or carry on a note card in your pocket: "A man is rich in proportion to the number of things which he can afford to let alone."

Have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Spring is coming

I'm going to stop wasting my time blogging for now and do more useful things.

Our ancestors

A walk about

While Helen was at the hairdressers yesterday I took a one-hour walk. I walked around Lincoln Park and the fairgrounds. Went into the park to look at some old log buildings and came upon a pond with a bunch of ducks on it and they came over looking for a handout. But I didn’t have anything for them. I have some cracked corn here that I bought for the quail but they won’t eat it so maybe I will take it to the ducks.

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students, "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family, and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going to take a piss." The teacher says, "That would be very rude and improper on your part." Johnny replied, "Sorry, but I need to go to the toilet. I'll be back in a minute." The teacher says, "That's much better but to mention the word 'toilet' during a meal, is unpleasant."

So Charlie says, "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend whom I hope to be able to introduce you to after dinner."

Cyniee asked about how I live. I live in a small old one-room house that was built way back during the depression. I gutted it out and completely redid it with new wiring, insulation, vapor barrier and wallboard. I also installed a foam cell ceiling, instant insulation. It's warm and comfy and cheap to heat.

There was later other rooms added to each side of it. One side I use to store all my tools and equipment. The other side is waiting for me to gut out and redo it, then I'll have twice the room.

That will make my total living space about 12 X 30, but that is enough for one person.

I own the property free and clear and have storage units on it to keep all my crap in, and I have a lot of crap. LOL

Someone on The Gods Are Bored made a comment about my vague masturbation comments. Hey !!! My masturbation comments are not vague !! Since when have I ever hid behind vague comments? Just saying.

Damn, the switch on my coffee maker is stuck on the on position. Oh well, I’ll just pull the plug when it isn’t needed, that is how basic country folks deal with such things.

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

There’s nothing like a beautiful sundown

What?

You got a problem with that? Hell, even Christians do that, maybe they do it more than others, get over it. I’m not much into a woman kissing my dick, but I’m really into kissing her boobs. But that is just me, it takes all kinds.

I’m taking Helen to the hairdresser today, her only extravagance in life is a trip to get her hair washed and set once a month. And a perm every six months, it’s only 15 bucks for the wash and set and I think such a wonderful woman deserves that much. And we have to help her hairdresser pay for another trip to Hawaii. *rolls eyes*

Long time readers know that when I met Helen that she was like a New York bag lady and I cleaned her up some.

I’m in the corner market yesterday when a man walking behind me says, “Bill Cook is a twerp”. It was Jim, an interesting man that I only see a few times a year, so we stood there and talked for about ten minutes. His wife died last Friday but he is taking it well, they knew that it was coming as he had been taking care of her for a few years.

He’s thinking he may sell the big home and take to living like I do. Men admire how I live, not so women. What ever, not having one saves me a lot of money.

I see in the news where marriage is only going to get worse. Sadly, I have to agree with that, women (I’m generalizing) just keep getting more needy and hard to get along with.

The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy." The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..." "I know how to fuck, mother," the bride-to-be interrupted. "I want you to teach me your lasagna recipe."

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

More of Rick's work

My friend Rick called me yesterday to let me know that there was room in his dumpster in case I wanted to get rid of anything. Mostly I recycle but some things are just junk and garbage so I took some things over there to put in it and we drank a few beers and talked for a while. Rick and I are really good friends that help each other without keeping track of who owes who what. We figure that it all evens out and we aren’t on this planet to get rich anyway.

I like the pattern and design he came up with for the pickup seat. The colors are a little off in the picture but you can see what fine work he does. And he uses quality materials and screws no one, I’ve seen him do very difficult jobs that he wasn’t happy with and just tell the customer there was no cost, to just take the job because he was done fucking with it. Boy, do they make out, because the work is great, just not up to the standards he holds himself to.

And he is doing a ragtop on a VW Super Beetle, do not try doing this at home, they are very complex and I assure you that you will fuck it up. He also has an old Chevelle in the shop that he is putting a leather interior in. Leather is just a fucking ego trip, you do not get a perfect interiors with leather because cow hides are not perfect and often do not lay right and things like that. And go to hell because people do not take care of them.

I wouldn’t want a leather interior myself, my ego doesn’t require it and I don’t want to take care of a fucking cowhide. Hell, once it’s dead and skinned I can’t even lift it’s tail and screw it. *giggles*

His brother gave me two bucket seats to put in my pickup as I want to get rid of the bench seat so I can build a storage console being as I always pack so much stuff around, I tore one apart the other day and I’m confident that he will redo them well and we are going with cloth, I don’t like my butt crack sweating on vinyl, that just isn’t me.

I don’t know why women visit my blog as much as I fuss about them. But I put my fussing on my other blog this morning. My other blog

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Beer run

This is how an ecologist makes a beer run. It’s a Schwinn S350 electric, a sweet little scooter for any trips up to twelve miles. And cheap to operate. I bought it about four years ago.

Here is your horoscope for the day…. Shit will happen, and the cosmos doesn’t know what it is going to be. And neither do the monkeys that write horoscopes.

It’s Wednesday, laundry day here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse. I like my monkey undies clean.

On my walk yesterday a man stops beside me and asks where I’m going. “Crazy, care to join me?” – “Fuck man, I’m already there.” – “Was it women that drove you there?” – ‘Yup, been staying away from them.” – “I’m learning to do that also, other than to just talk to them.”

“Want a ride?” – “Na, I’m just out for a walk with my thoughts.” – “Okay, have a good day.” – "You to, take care, stop by for a beer someday, I’ll build a fire in the Franklin and we can have a fireside chat.” – “Will do.”

If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.

Einstein was 4 years old before he could speak.

Isaac Newton did poorly in school and was considered "unpromising".

Beethoven’s music teacher once said, “As a composer, he is hopeless.”

When Thomas Edison was a young boy, his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything and suggested that he pursue a field where he might succeed by virtue of his personality.

Hey, have a great day, hugs… BBC

Slack day – You take up the slack

Yup, you have to wonder at times just who you are dealing with when blogging. Not everyone is as transparent as I am.

Yup, I love my computer because some of my friends live in it, but I have plenty of friends here that I interact with also.

A man goes to a new doctor for a physical, and during the exam the doctor is amazed to discover the man has five penises. "I've never seen anything like this," exclaims the doctor. "How do your pants fit?" The man responds, "Like a glove."

One Thing I learned from pressure is to try to have fun with it.

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Feeling Supercalifragilistexpialdiocious

Remember that phrase? As I recall, it came out in the sixties.

Comics I read daily. For reasons I won’t try to explain.

9 Chickweed Lane - Andy Capp - Arlo and Janis - B.C. – Betty - Big Nate - Classic Bloom County – Boondocks - Brewster Rockit – Candorville - Clear Blue Water - Cow and Boy – Dilbert – Doonesbury - For Better or For Worse - Frank and Ernest – Frazz – Garfield - Get Fuzzy – Jumpstart – Momma - Non Sequitur - Over the Hedge – Peanuts - Pearls Before Swine - Prickly City - Rose is Rose – Shoe - Wizard of Id - Working Daze – Ziggy – Sinfest. And if I have time, some others.

No, I didn’t watch the game yesterday, I think football is a stupid fucking game played by and watched by monkeys. Um, did I just offend you? Tough, get over it. I was at the beer church when the game started, had dropped in to give Midge a birthday card and hug and then got into an interesting discussion with a lady I hadn’t spoken to before.

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.

Got an email from the president of the local chapter of The Insane Chicks Society yesterday, she said. Listen to yourself. So much anger. I shot right back with, “Whatever, I'm not the only person on this planet that doesn't like how it is.”

The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to change and the REALIST adjusts his sails. (I’m all three, what about you?)

I make stuff up – had three bags of mashed potatoes in the freezer – put some in a bowl – cut up a package of Little Smokies – graded up a chunk of cheddar cheese – added some garlic flakes and celery salt and mixed it all up – put in a pan and baked it at 350 degrees for 30 minutes – Made up a cornmeal biscuit mix and put on top of it and baked it for another 20 minutes. It’s really good – I like to make stuff up based on what I have around here.

The more people there are on this planet, the more chaos there is, a lot of it ugly.

When all the trees have been cut down,
When all the animals have been hunted,
When all the waters are polluted,
When all the air is unsafe to breathe,
Only then will you discover you cannot eat money.
Cree Prophecy

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

A friendship fuck?

I was talking to a woman yesterday, an attractive lady with a nice body. Things were going well and I was enjoying the conversation, then she invited me over to her place to spend the night. I see that as a compliment of course, but I don’t do friendship fucks. I’m normal, I’ll admit that she is the kind of woman that had me thinking about sex with her, but I wasn’t about to suggest it.

Did that once when I was younger though. We where just friends and she was a nice basic woman that was easy to get along with. A number of us were at, um, someone’s apartment drinking and talking the evening away and she made a few remarks suggesting that she wouldn’t mind having sex with me. At least it seemed like that to me but sometimes I’m not always sure.

After the others left we decided to sleep there for the night rather than risk driving to the places we lived. She was going to sleep on the couch and I was going to sleep on the floor. After the lady that lived in the apartment went to bed I went to the bathroom to take a leak and when I came out she was snuggled down on the couch.

I’d had enough to drink that I was brave enough to go to the couch and ask her if she was still awake. She said, “What do you think?” Shoot, she had been waiting for me to come to her. So I started kissing her boobs, nice boobs by the way. And we had some great sex with each other. In fact it was so great and we where so good together that way that we kept doing it for a few months, every time we got the chance.

But it wasn’t a situation that could last, I didn’t love her in any deeper way, we were just good friends, so after a few months I moved on, that of course hurt her and I didn’t want to hurt her. As I said, she was a very nice lady. Since that time I have chosen to not do friendship fucks because feelings are always involved and attachments are often made. There may be exceptions, that is just how I look at it.

Having said all that, would I reconsider and do a friendship fuck in the future? Who knows, I’m human, we have defective brains. I guess it would depend on how nice she is and how easy she is to get along with. Nice basic women that are easy to get along with always have an effect on me. And from what I’ve read and seen in the past I know that sometimes they turn into good healthy relationships. A lot of couples seem to have started out just being friends that were screwing each other and it turned into something deeper.

I don’t know how it is in other parts of the world but in general American women are so screwed up. They think about love of course, but they think about it in the wrong ways it seems to me. It has come to my attention (remember that I’m generalizing) that they don’t want much want to talk about love until they have been to bed with you. Then if they like the sex they get attached to you.

Have you had any experiences like that and are willing to share your thoughts on that subject? I’m sort of confused about some of this stuff. But maybe friendship sex is okay? After all, almost everyone needs to get laid.

(A joke)
Billy wakes up in the middle of the night and hears strange sounds coming from his parents' bedroom. He sneaks up and nudges open the door, and sure enough, Mom's got her legs wide open and Dad is plowing her like there's no tomorrow. Billy gasps and runs away.

Dad just chuckles, but Mom slaps him and says "Dear, you'd better go and talk to Billy, I'm afraid we've upset him!"

Dad walks down the hall to Billy's room, and nobody's there. So he walks further down the hall and hears strange noises from the guest room. So he sneaks up and nudges the door open to find little Billy pumping away, fucking his grand-mother hard.

Dad shouts "Billy! What the hell is wrong with you!" Billy looks over his shoulder and replies "Yeah, it's not so funny when it's YOUR mom, is it?" …. LOL

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Ah, to own your own place

I was looking at real estate ads the other day-how can people afford homes anymore? It’s pretty hard to find something for under 200 grand. I know a lot of people that can’t afford a down payment on anything-in part of because how they spend their money-but still-homes are too expensive considering what a lot of people are still making.

But the one bedroom mobile with the half bath should be affordable for anyone, at least they will own their own home. Still happy I own my place and there are no payments on it even if it isn’t good enough for most women. I did meet one woman that was okay with it but she had about 13 wires that were to loose and she never got invited to move in. Nice boobs though. LOL

I bought an 18 foot trailer once and was going to kick around the country some. But ended up in bed with a gal the day before I was going to leave and then moved in with her, then we bought 20 acres and I started building a home on it. It didn’t last but we are still friends.

My current rig is a 1996 Dodge Dakota pickup-needed a pickup for my work to carry tools-equipment and building materials-and pulling my camp trailer and hauling camping gear. I’ve had it 3 about three years-got a great deal on it and it’s in good shape. Had to put a water pump in it just after I got it but other than that it has needed nothing. So yesterday I put new sparkplugs in it and cleaned a windshield washer squirter that was plugging up. And thanked it for the great service for three years.

All the plugs in it where loose-some idiot hadn’t seated them properly. That is why I don’t like others working on my rigs-to many sloppy mechanics on this planet. But having been a master mechanic for years and still having all my tools I can fix my own rigs-and save a lot of money doing it.

If something in the electronics goes out I may need help diagnosing it but I have some mechanic friends and once I know what is wrong I can fix it myself.

I screwed up yesterday and put a bad link in a comment, one of my favorite comic’s sites is Sinfest Not Bad Tux.

I converted a brownie mix to a cake mix yesterday, added two cups of flour and dreamed up some other crap to put in it and it turned out very good. Took a piece over to Helen and she claims it is the best. Now she will pester me for it until it is gone. And she will get most of it, she eats more sweets than I do, she is a sweet whore. But stays thin, I think she has worms, I should go to the vet and get some worm killer shit. Hell, she eats a lot more than I do, I always make her bigger servings than I do for myself.

I’ll buy five candy bars and end up giving her four of them. But she is so sweet and easy to get along with that I’m more than willing to give her more than what I get. But she doesn’t like seafood, so I get all the oysters, isn’t that fucking great?

The detective was leafing through the suspect's crime history folder. "Hmmm, quite a record." he said. "Shoplifting, hit-and-run, disorderly conduct, armed Robbery, sexual assault, rape, man-slaughter..."

"Yeah, I know." said the prisoner. "It took me quite a while to figure out what I was good at."

Hey, have a great day, hugs….. BBC

Wii

First, on my walk yesterday I was walking along pondering on things like I’m always doing when I noticed a little bird sitting on the asphalt about three feet away from me so I stopped and spoke to it. “Hi little bird, are you injured?” It just stayed hunched down right there so I pulled out my camera and snapped a picture of it. Then it flew off.

I like to think of this post as an intellectual discussion with some humor in it.

I didn’t know much about Wii, but keep hearing about it, so I checked it out some. I see it as one of the infants of emerging virtual reality. I can see where it would be popular with youth and games, but will it help them with their homework? Or is it just going to produce more fat kids, see an lot more of them these days than when I was young.

Some adults seem to want it to use as a sort of exercise aid, that seems to be the excuse they use for buying it. My best guess that like many exercise aids they will use it for a while and then it will join the other exercise aids that don’t get used. Face it, forced exercise is generally boring to most people. I wouldn’t buy one for that reason, I like to get my exercise the old fashioned way, in the real world, walking, hiking, swimming, splitting wood, dancing, working, making things, things like that.

But virtual reality is very interesting, I’ve experienced some of it and studied it some. I can assure you that when virtual reality gets to the point like shown in some Star Trek episodes that people will be getting their sex that way. Great sex without having to interface with another human brain because it will be programmed for great sex only and not with her mind wandering off about kids, shopping, what you are doing wrong, or whatever. The same goes for men also of course. That will be cool I guess, but for now humans have to interact with each other as we have for thousands of years, on all levels.

I can see that if adults could get Wii software that they could use as a sexual aid that it would be popular with them. Maybe it is already available, I don’t know. Again, I don’t know but I’m guessing that manufactures are gearing up to make machines that you use with the Wii. That’ll be a great way to get more money out of you.

I don’t play the games that are on my computer now, I’ll pass on the Wii, it’s just a passing fad to sell you and will soon be replaced with something else they want to sell you. I’ll pass on it and keep the money and keep my exercise in the real world. I find it much more interesting and productive and it does a great job of keeping me in shape, for my age anyway.

You can find them on Ebay, I’ll bet many of them are for sale because the owners found that they didn’t use them after the newness wore off. But I’m guessing they won’t admit that. When people starting admitting that they’re not being used the prices will go down. A person might even find one on Yahoo Freecycle if the owner doesn’t want to deal with selling one.

Just because there is a lot of technology out there it doesn’t mean it is going to make my life better, or that I need it. Only that I could stay broke trying to keep up with it all. Give me some technology that will give everyone a ten dollar a month heat and light bill.

There are women around here that think of me when they are sexing themselves. Interesting, I hope they are having a good time. Many years ago I once told a big flirt/tease that we were going to have some great sex later that evening. She said that wasn’t going to happen, I assured her that it was going to happen and the fact that she wasn’t going to be there in person would most likely make it that much better. That shut her up. LOL

I’ll close with the words Melody used to sing in the beer church. “Get it up, get it in, get it on, but don’t mess up my hairdoooooo.” There was a wild one that I was smart enough to not get involved with, I enjoy observing wild women, but I want them to stay on their side of the fence. She is very talented and energetic, but she can’t stop screwing up her life and I didn’t want to be a part of her drama. But I didn’t mind when she wanted to show us her boobs. LOL

I’ve passed on a lot of offers of sex the last eight years, but I’m not getting into any relationships that I know are not right for me.

Hey, have a great day, hugs… BBC