Beer run

This is how an ecologist makes a beer run. It’s a Schwinn S350 electric, a sweet little scooter for any trips up to twelve miles. And cheap to operate. I bought it about four years ago.

Here is your horoscope for the day…. Shit will happen, and the cosmos doesn’t know what it is going to be. And neither do the monkeys that write horoscopes.

It’s Wednesday, laundry day here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse. I like my monkey undies clean.

On my walk yesterday a man stops beside me and asks where I’m going. “Crazy, care to join me?” – “Fuck man, I’m already there.” – “Was it women that drove you there?” – ‘Yup, been staying away from them.” – “I’m learning to do that also, other than to just talk to them.”

“Want a ride?” – “Na, I’m just out for a walk with my thoughts.” – “Okay, have a good day.” – "You to, take care, stop by for a beer someday, I’ll build a fire in the Franklin and we can have a fireside chat.” – “Will do.”

If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.

Einstein was 4 years old before he could speak.

Isaac Newton did poorly in school and was considered "unpromising".

Beethoven’s music teacher once said, “As a composer, he is hopeless.”

When Thomas Edison was a young boy, his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything and suggested that he pursue a field where he might succeed by virtue of his personality.

Hey, have a great day, hugs… BBC