While Helen was at the hairdressers yesterday I took a one-hour walk. I walked around Lincoln Park and the fairgrounds. Went into the park to look at some old log buildings and came upon a pond with a bunch of ducks on it and they came over looking for a handout. But I didn’t have anything for them. I have some cracked corn here that I bought for the quail but they won’t eat it so maybe I will take it to the ducks. During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students, "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family, and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going to take a piss." The teacher says, "That would be very rude and improper on your part." Johnny replied, "Sorry, but I need to go to the toilet. I'll be back in a minute." The teacher says, "That's much better but to mention the word 'toilet' during a meal, is unpleasant."
So Charlie says, "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend whom I hope to be able to introduce you to after dinner."
Cyniee asked about how I live. I live in a small old one-room house that was built way back during the depression. I gutted it out and completely redid it with new wiring, insulation, vapor barrier and wallboard. I also installed a foam cell ceiling, instant insulation. It's warm and comfy and cheap to heat.
There was later other rooms added to each side of it. One side I use to store all my tools and equipment. The other side is waiting for me to gut out and redo it, then I'll have twice the room.
That will make my total living space about 12 X 30, but that is enough for one person.
I own the property free and clear and have storage units on it to keep all my crap in, and I have a lot of crap. LOL
Someone on The Gods Are Bored made a comment about my vague masturbation comments. Hey !!! My masturbation comments are not vague !! Since when have I ever hid behind vague comments? Just saying.
Damn, the switch on my coffee maker is stuck on the on position. Oh well, I’ll just pull the plug when it isn’t needed, that is how basic country folks deal with such things.
Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC
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If she thinks that is what living is I would tell her to pack her suitcase and get the hell out. People like that just don't care about the planet.
Get out
Here you go needy guys and gals.
Sinfest
Me?
Controversial?
So was Einstein.
:-)
Yeah well, so is the war in Iraq and not everyone agrees with it either. HA HA. But we can still be friends, we can just agree to disagree about modern women. Deal?
our looney society needs to start taxing the shit out of consumption rather than income. we who live simply will pay less tax and those looney over consuming arseholes will pay for destroying the planet.
in our world of greed and avarice it'll never happen.
I agree with you Billy P.
There should be a heavy tax on all luxury items and fancy clothes, new cars over twenty grand, and such.
Not to mention a heavy tax on travel and gas.
charlie sure does know his manners!
i'll be sure to use that sometime in the future for sure!
have a great weekend
Cecile.... We know what women are (in general, needy and wanting of too much), we are just trying to establish the price for getting laid.
If I think the price is too much I'll pass. I'm not buying any woman a 30 dollar dinner or gift in hopes of getting laid.
Due to overpopulation I think a tax on fuckin' is in order:
Fuckin tax heteros: $5
Fuckin tax heteros woman post menopause: $0
Blow Job Tax: $5 rebate
Anal Sex with woman: $10 Rebate.
Titty fucks: $3 Rebate
Am I on to something here?
King Shocka Khan
Hum, you might be, but I'm not going to give it much thought. Titty fucks are a safe bet if you are with a woman that you are not sure what she might be packing around in her.
Rebates on them is a decent idea. But I just avoid women that might be questionable.
If I have to worry about what she might have we are so not going there.
Masturbation is making love to the one you love the best.
I'm off to the war protest, later. Something I've noticed at the protests is that the men generally out number the women, often as much as two to one.
I know that many women are against wars, but I don't see many of them being that visible it.
And I know a lot of them that flat just don't care at all.
Thank you for letting me know that the link didn't work. I fixed it. Thanks again!
your posts include too much sex references
maybe u should start releasing before u write an entry
have a good evening...
Hillary for president
Winai, if you don't like reading about sex don't read my blog.
Hillary for preznut my butt. She is one of the elite and her words are just words.
She is just a man with a vagina and won't do a thing for the common people. She is a fucking capitalist.
But do go ahead and vote for her, America needs to learn that a woman running it won't improve it one bit.
Remember, hell hath no fury like a pissed off woman. She'll take you right into WW3.
If George doesn't first.
A man with a vagina? LMAO I think I worked with one of those once! What a psyco it was.
LOL! Charlie sounds like my kind of guy:)
Winai's an idiot.Anyone who comes on someone else's blog then complains about the content is a twat, pure and simple.Then the whole Hillary thing, please. She's nothing more than a career politician, suckling the elitist teat getting fat off the sweat of the working person. The fact she's a woman makes not a bit of difference. She'll do her one or two terms then waltz out of there billions richer and the country'll stay exactly the same as it ever was.
Retard.
Winai's an idiot.Anyone who comes on someone else's blog then complains about the content is a twat, pure and simple.Then the whole Hillary thing, please. She's nothing more than a career politician, suckling the elitist teat getting fat off the sweat of the working person. The fact she's a woman makes not a bit of difference. She'll do her one or two terms then waltz out of there billions richer and the country'll stay exactly the same as it ever was.
Retard.
I agree with Cedar about Masturbation, at least you like/love the person!! LOL
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