Friday, August 31, 2007

And then J (Crazy) said

First, I invented something, like George keeps saying, I’m brilliant, yup, I’m one of the most brilliant idiots I know. The five-gallon cans of paint they got for the home had set for some time and needed to be mixed really well. He went to town and got a stirring paddle that you chuck in a drill but it didn’t work worth a damn. So I got the bright idea to make my own. I rounded one side of an 8 X 3 inch piece of wood to fit the contour of a paint bucket and screwed it to a wooden dowel. That baby mixes up paint fast and easy and you don’t even have to round up a drill. It’s as easy as sex, up and down, in and out. And it’s easy to clean, I think I may make one of aluminum. I could maybe make some and sell them but I’m not much interested in doing that as I have more important things to invent if I ever get time.

I was leery of buying a cheap power sprayer but that two hundred dollar Wagner is a good little machine so far. I don’t even clean it at the end of the day, I just spray a mist of water over the paint in it and put a sheet of plastic over it and put the cover back on. And stick the gun in a bucket of water and it is ready to go to work the next day. When I’m not messing around masking and doing all the other things you have to do when painting a complex home it pushes the paint very fast. I spend four hours getting an area ready to paint, and a half-hour painting it.

And then J (Crazy) said “Much of the time, you sound like you are driven by rage or contempt.”

My reply was I don't like how women like her are, that is true, she is a spoiled brat and she is burying them in a pile of new things she shops for that never even gets opened. And she really tests George's limits often also. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up leaving her. And I would understand if he did. You women don't care about holding hands, you care about your material things, your estates, as if that is important.

I so do not need or want a woman like that. I would rather go to Africa and build a shelter for a woman that has been living under a tree because she would be thankful for what I can do for her. And she would give me love and affection in return. B


Yes, I have gotten very tired of the American women that are available to me and I think I will just stop having anything to do with them. I’ve had it with them screwing with me and using me, it seems like all they want is someone as handy as I am to do things for them. No question about it, I’ve gotten very cranky about how so many women are. Heck, I’m getting cranky about how the whole world is, I think I’ll just start hating everything.

Dawn, you do large murals and paintings for school plays? Way cool, I can’t even paint a decent stick person. Why don’t you pop over here and paint some murals on my walls for me?

Just Me, Yes, some southern women are really wonderful, and some are really bitches, it’s all a crapshoot I guess. I looked at your profile, it’s interesting, as for movies I like things that teach me or make me laugh. Ah, and romantic comedies. And for reading I get into really deep things and study Einstein and others of that ink. What I need is a woman that is spiritual in the same way I am, I can’t find her.

The folks that I posted about recently that I shared time at the hot springs with sent me a few pictures yesterday, I will post them soon.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl. -Ancient Chinese Saying

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the fuck happened.

Have a great day, hugs…. BBC

8 comments:

BBC said...

I'm down to a 157 pounds, maybe I should start eating more. Yeah, I should make some peanut butter cookies.

Ripple said...

I'm starting to wonder.

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Linda said...

You are always down on women, crotchety, and completely honest in your opinions. I enjoy reading your daily muses, but clumping all women together is as wrong as women clumping all men together. Some are as rotten as hell, both sexes, but there are still some good ones. I'm not sure where you could start to look. I found my spiritual half in a bar, picking up other women. Of course, after he struck out with everyone else, he hit me up. You know the old saying, "Lookin' for love in all the wrong places", I wasn't looking and it landed square in my lap. I hold out hope for everyone to find a sense of peace and serenity with a significant other. Best wishes and hugs, LW

Ripple said...

So, let me get this right.... Are you spray painting the outside with water-based paint?

Aquila ka Hecate said...

That's a good paint-stirrer there, Billy.

We're busy painting the inside and some of the outside of our little house, too.

The four hounds make the white walls inside grubby on a constant basis (most South African homes have white interior walls) so we painted a third of the way up from the floor with a brown (no, not tan!) about the same colour as their grubby little paws.

We're having a very dry and dusty Spring over here-you sweep the floor and the same day it's covered in dust again. What a pain.
But the season changing more than makes up for these small and insignificant worries. You should see the colour of our sky.

Love,
Terri in Joburg

QUASAR9 said...

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the fuck happened.

lol - yep!
and inside every young person is an older person trying to get out without the time or patience to grow up

QUASAR9 said...

So you been having fun with your home made paint stirrer, and a handheld spray gun.

Well you know what they say, shake it in shake it out and shake it all around, and let it all hang out