Friday, September 21, 2007

Making a link

It seems that some folks cannot figure out how to make a simple link to some site they are posting about. I contend that any idiot can learn how to make a simple link, I’m living proof of that. It’s hard to explain how to make a simple link on a blog post or in a comment box because when you show the code it turns it into a link when you post. If you break the code up Blogger bitches that the code is broken and won’t post it.

So I made that graphic to show what the code to make a simple looking link looks like. It is a copy of part of a Notepad document that I have code to links I often use so that all I have to do is copy/paste them into a blog post or comment box. They are just website addresses with some code added to the front and back of them.

Note in the graphic where it says >Andy Capp<.. What you type there is what the link to the website will look like, AFTER you do the post, it just looks like text until you do the post, the actual website address will be hidden but clicking on the simple link will take you to that site. Note, when you use that code, make sure that there are no spaces in it. You can elect to do a preview before posting to make sure you have it right.

For example, a link to The Gods Are Bored would just say “The Gods Are Bored”. But if you put your mouse over that link and look at the bottom left of your screen you will see the address it will take you to if you click on it. A reminder, if clicking on a link in a comment box, right click on it and select to open in a new window. If these instructions do not help, well, maybe it’s because you really are an idiot. LOL

There is also an insert link thing on a new post window if you have it set to HTML, but I don’t know how it works as I just use the code I know.

Like Gracie, I’m getting very cynical about this world. Unlike her and Karen, I’m not doing continues long posts about Mr. Bush because these blogs are pretty much a wasted effort read only by a few and I have other things to say. And Mr. Bush and those that should be reading them, aren’t.

And yes, Karen, we do live on the same planet, but we see it differently because we experience it differently. I’m a sixty-four old single male that has little other than screwed up women to try to have relationships with. If you were in my, and many others men’s shoes you, would know what I mean.

I don’t get it, how is it that if you take a magnifying glass and look at something close it is fine. But if you hold it away from you and look at something farther away it turns upside down. Why is that? If you take a small one and a bigger one and hold them up to focus them on something far away, the image is still upside down. I know that is called refraction but it seems odd, how do you correct it?

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Regular exercise may work as well as medication in improving symptoms of major depression, researchers have found. I tend to agree with that, keeping busy wards off depression as well as anything. But I get my exercise in the form of doing things rather than doing just stupid boring exercises. Doing things means that you are getting things done that need to be done, now get off your ass and wash those dishes. While you are at it, vacuum.

Americans giving up friends, sex for Web life: NEW YORK (Reuters) - Surfing the net has become an obsession for many Americans with the majority of U.S. adults feeling they cannot go for a week without going online and one in three giving up friends and sex for the Web. Well, that should help a lot with the population problem. And it seems that these days a mans solution to sex is a hooker. Yeah, I should just see if I can find a hooker that is good at role playing.

You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3

One day at the premiere showing of an artist's new works, the painter turns to a critic and asks, "So what's your opinion of my work?" The critic says, "It's worthless." The painter replies, "I know, but I'd like to hear it, anyway."

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

What direction will this blog go in the future? What will I experience and share? What will pop into my mind? I have no idea, but we are on our way as I share much of what is in my mind with you. But my message is that we are all God/Goddess in evolution.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Do not fear

Today’s feature graphic is the new Kansas commemorative quarter.

Be alert...the world needs more lerts.

"Give me a good mother and I’ll give you a good nation." - Napoleon …. Hum, this may explain why America is going to hell. Mothers no longer speak up and carry a switch. They sit around and whine that there is nothing they can do about what their men and offspring are doing, and then they go shopping. Or get their tits puffed up.

"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century, it was a disease; in the twentieth, it is a cure." - Thomas Szasz …. Right, I’m discovering that a lot of men have to take care of their own sexual needs these days. But their women sure help them spend their money, no way would I put up with that.

JERUSALEM - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Wednesday the United States "will not abandon the innocent Palestinians in Gaza," shortly after Israel declared the territory to be an enemy entity in order to cut off power and fuel supplies to the coastal strip. At the same time, Rice said Gaza, ruled by the Islamic militant Hamas group, "is a hostile entity to us as well." Blah, blah, frigging blah.

Do not fear, Goddess is here, well near anyway, I’m sure that she will get right on top of things as soon as she is done with other things she is dinking around with. While Goddess was shopping Mr. Bush was fucking everything up. When is she going to shove his dick up his ass? Or better yet, in Cheney’s mouth. Wait, she should have them 69 it with each other. Now get that picture out of your mind.

Being as she is going to fix this sorry mess does it mean that I can stop worrying about it and just kick back and relax and wait for her to do it? Okay, lets give that a chance. Now is your time Goddess, GO!!

Hey, we know that the Zen men pussies aren’t going to do it. How about the mans prayer from the Red Green show. “I’m a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.”

Nirvana: A state of perfect peace….. Looks around, rolls eyes, not on this stupid planet. The women are all out shopping, or working so they can do more shopping, and the men are all as horney as ten peckered billygoats. Boy, I’m sure getting cranky about women.

NEW YORK (Reuters) - The Los Angeles metropolitan area led the nation in traffic jams in 2005, with rush-hour drivers spending an extra 72 hours a year on average stuck in traffic, according to a study released on Tuesday…. The solution to that is simple, don’t live in Los Angeles.

More from Live Science…… Whether we’re looking for someone to date or sizing up a potential rival, our eyes irresistibly lock on to good-looking people, a new study finds. Duh! Didn’t need a study to know that.

Two old Jews were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, "I don't trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake Waxman for kidney trouble for nearly a year, and then Jake died from liver trouble." "So what makes you think your doctor is any better?" asked his friend. "Because when my doctor treats you for a kidney trouble, you can bet your ass you'll die of a kidney trouble."

How about some humor that is bound to offend at least one woman?
Q. What are the two most important holes on a feminist?
A. Her nostrils. She needs to breath while giving me a blow job!

"Marriage is very difficult. Very few of us are fortunate enough to marry multimillionaire girls with 39-inch busts who have undergone frontal lobotomies." -Tony Curtis

An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean of the college that, in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, he will be given his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers, "Say something wise." The dean looks at them and says, "I should have taken the money."

Brad, your second comment yesterday had me rolling on the floor, thanks for a good laugh.

Stress? George and I was talking about that the other day after a friend of his had a heart attack during a stress test. I told him that I handle stress pretty well, he stated that it’s because I pass it on. Sure, I’m a carrier. LOL

I’m still painting fences over there, the spray unit only worked about five minutes yesterday before it started acting up again so I’ll take it apart today to see if I can fix it better.

Hey, have a great day, hugs….. BBC

What direction will this blog go in the future? What will I experience and share? What will pop into my mind? I have no idea, but we are on our way as I share much of what is in my mind with you. But my message is that we are all God/Goddess in evolution.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Told ya I was crazy. :-)

I love that cartoon. :-)….. I know so many men that are stuck with women that are only interested in their own interests and material things, that is how it seems to me anyway. Like George, going there to paint is a reminder to me to be thankful that I don’t have a mate like her because nothing is ever going to make her happy. And I went there to paint yesterday and hoped to get all the fences painted but we ended up taking a long lunch downtown and then the sprayer started acting up when we got back so I had to stop and figure out what was wrong with it. Oh well, there is always tomorrow, or the next, it’s not like George and I give a fuck if it ever gets done.

But during the rain days I got some more work done on my camp trailer project and it’s starting to shape up and I’m looking forward to using it on day trips to the beaches and for camping trips in nature where I get away from all the materialistic women, like George’s wife.

In the news…….. Older men who shack up with much younger women keep the grim reaper at bay for the human population and extend our species' life span, new research claims. More interesting, when old men father children, their genes seem to increase the life span of both sexes over evolutionary time. The whole article can be found in the link. Link to article

Interesting, I’m willing to give that a shot, being as little willie still thinks he is still twenty-five, but I don’t want to make any more kids, just have a younger woman. That would be cool if she hasn’t got a lot of attitudes, and has some of the same interests I do, like spending a lot of time at the beaches. And if I out lived her she would end up with my property, such as it is. Having said that, a woman my same age would be fine also, as long as she turns my crank.

Lefties have been bouncing back in recent decades, following a decline in the beginning of the 20th century, a new study shows. "Left-handedness is important because more than 10 percent of people have their brains organized in a qualitatively different way to other people," McManus said. "That has to be interesting. When the rate of a [variable trait] changes, then there have to be causes, and they are interesting as well."

That whole story was interesting, what with my being a lefty and right brained. But it explains why others often have a hard time understanding me.

Nebraska state senator sues God….. LINCOLN, Neb. - The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere. The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes." He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.

That was an interesting news story, did you read it? Hey, I think that I should sue Goddess for not fixing this planet because she is out shopping or remodeling her home.

Want to find out how cool of a person you are? You can take a test COOL PERSON TEST

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

What direction will this blog go in the future? What will I experience and share? What will pop into my mind? I have no idea, but we are on our way as I share much of what is in my mind with you. But my message is that we are all God/Goddess in evolution.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Life is about lessons

A lesson is repeated until learned. It is presented to you in various forms until you learn it - then you can go on the next lesson. If you don't learn easy lessons, they get harder. External problems are a precise reflection of your internal state; pain is how your subconscious gets you attention. First it whispers; then it yells. When you clear inner obstructions, your outside world changes. You will know you have learned a lesson when your actions change. Wisdom is practice, practice, practice.

BEIJING (Reuters) - Hundreds of hydrogen balloons exploded as they were being handed out to students at a Chinese sports meeting, injuring more than 70, Xinhua news agency said. I didn’t know that anyone still put hydrogen in balloons. But like I keep saying, I’m surrounded by fuckin’ idiots. Yeah, I know, I take my turns also.

Keep the faith and follow the Commandments: Do not covet thy neighbor's wife, unless she has nothing else to wear.

A man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. His wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

I made a pretty good pizza yesterday, even made the crust, and I made some pretty good cake brownies.

Kids are dumber than when I was young. Really. When I was a kid we used to race round a bit, but we wasn’t stupid enough to keep pushing our luck, back then every adult was a cop. Yesterday afternoon some idiot was racing around the block in a really beat up car with most of the windows broken out of it and a bad muffler. I ran out to the gate and the next time he came by I shook my fist at him and yelled, “knock it off asshole !!” He didn’t come back. I sat out in the evening for a while and I could hear cars racing around all over. I swear, this is becoming a lawless town, how about yours? Where are the frigging cops these days? Negotiating their union contracts?

Being as Goddess is going to fix the mess this planet is in I should just kick back and wait for her to do that. I’m sure that she is going to get right on that, right after she returns from her massage and pedicure.

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Monday, September 17, 2007

Another invention

Life is good when I’m inventing, dreaming up how to do things, it gets my mind off of crap I can’t do anything about, and there is a lot of crap on this planet. That doesn’t stop me from trying to do something about it though. Anyway, I cut up an aluminum window frame so that I would have nice flat surfaces on two sides and added eight-inch wide wood skirts to it so that I can stick it in the corner of a window and spray paint right up to it without papering and masking the window. I also made two straight ones about three and four feet long for between the corners, I just don’t like papering and masking windows, it’s time consuming.

Balcony Popsicle’s …. The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted. "An ambulance just drove by!" " Looks like the Anderson's are having company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike!" "Looks like the Sanders are moving!" "Jason is on his skate board...." After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."

I have seldom bought anything nice (or new) for myself over the years, mostly just tools and equipment for my trades, and not expensive ones at that. I did buy a new outboard motor one year when I got a good year-end bonus at work. So yesterday I bought a 20-60 X 60 MM spotting scope, not an expensive one, it was on sale for 80 bucks, but I’m happy with it.

Spotted a bumper sticker yesterday….. GODDESS IS ALIVE AND THERE IS A MIRACLE AFOOT… Yeah, well, miracles are trying to play out everyday on this planet and most of them fail because all the monkeys keep screwing things up. The only way Goddess can make anything like that happen is if all the women on this planet wake up and see what they are and collectively band together to do her work. That will take one heck of a big effort because so many women are just into their own interests and shopping for more things that they don’t need.

Those few women I know that do get what they are are too few in numbers to make much difference it seems. It would take a whole lot of women banding together and putting their feet down (on men’s heads) to bring about the miracle of peace and fairness on this planet that it so badly needs. I would like to see it happen but I’m not holding my breath. I especially don’t see this movement starting in America, not the way I see American women.

And they have a lot to overcome, like the stupid Buddhist’s (and Zen pussies), Christians, Muslims, all sorts of idiots. They expect reality to adapt to them.

The Democrats, like their Republican counterparts, have invested too much political capital into fictionalizing the problem in our government. Like the Republicans before them, the Democrats today seek not to govern with the best interests of the people in mind, but rather to game the system in order to consolidate political power.

And according to a viewpoint I read, all of the news on Iraq is twisted, by our government, it just doesn’t allow the networks to report the truth of what is going on there.

Our world is one world.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

NEW YORK (Reuters) - At a time when a CEO of a large U.S. company is likely to earn in one day what the average worker does in a year, an investment adviser takes the income-disparity controversy a few steps further in "Are the Rich Necessary?"

Hell no the rich are not necessary, but they keep everyone convinced that they are.

It’s raining here, a fine rain, that was needed, and will give be a few days off from painting so I can goof off doing other things. Mostly goofing off.

Hey, have a great day, hugs….. BBC

What direction will this blog go in the future? What will I experience and share? What will pop into my mind? I have no idea, but we are on our way as I share much of what is in my mind with you. But my message is that we are all God/Goddess in evolution.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

The freeway of life

Um, this post got a bit long, with some muttering in it…. Money doesn’t buy class. Not really, but it will buy sex. Almost very woman looking for a man is looking for one with money. Even if she is looking to be a wife, she is willing to whore herself in that way if he has money. Interesting.

Hey, do you live in a big town? The freeways of life? Well aren’t you the fool. But society seems geared to that way of living. It’s cost me some bucks and benefits but I prefer to live in small towns.

Just me was talking on her blog about trying to get those that know her to read her blog. It seems that few folks that know us personally are interested in reading our blogs, only a few folks that know me read my blog, and they are folks that think at higher levels than most folks and can take everything I say here. Most of those that know us personally see us differently than what our blog persona’s show, we post differently than we present ourselves in life, in general anyway. And my blog isn’t about good writing, or even about trying to be funny all the time, it’s just about life and dealing with what we are. And if I feel like swearing I do, much more so than I do in life.

I tell others about my blog but I don’t expect them to read it and follow it. It is my philosophy that my readers can be found anywhere on this planet, and that they will come and go, and I’m okay with that. Besides, most of the folks I know are too materialistic and I pick on such things here so they don’t like that.

Zen = Pussies….. The more I look at Zen, the more I see it as a bullshit religion. The men that are into this are pussies that are unwilling to face and tackle the real issues and problems of this world. You will seldom see a Zen man in politics, or for that matter even at a peace rally or protest. Those guys are true pussies of the highest order, always saying that there is nothing they can do about anything so they ignore it all the best they can.

They do get heavy into humor, and are often pretty funny, that is how they deal with life and things, big deal, I am not impressed. Zen is tied in with Buddhism, another cowardly stupid religion, again, I am not impressed. Just look at a Zen quote calendar if you want to see a lot of confusing nonsense. Men into Zen are of course pretty nice guys. If a woman wants a man that she can walk all over she should look for a Zen man. I don’t think that Zen men get much sex, but there are plenty of women willing to help lighten their wallets.

Those are just my observations and thoughts from my look into Zen and the few men I know that are into it. Nice guys, but pussy whipped. :-) And if you think I’m wrong all you have to do is show me the proof that I’m wrong. I’m not, and will never be a Zen man. And before you say that I’m not getting any either I want to remind you that I am also not living with someone that is using me while I’m not getting any, it’s a lot cheaper my way and I’m not feeling used. :-) Most women these days put a price on sex with them it seems, in material things, and then they still hold back on you. To heck with that, the only thing I’m willing to give is involvement, if that isn’t enough she can just move on.

Being Zen is like being a dead road kill cat in the street with traffic continuing to run over it while a sign on the side of the street says “Free Cat”. A fuck, I think I just had a Zen moment of humor. LOL

God-Damn….. Sum-Bitch (hey, no cussing on Sundays you motherfucker) ((hey, fuck you, this is my blog and I’ll cuss if I want too, cuss if I want to, you would too if it occurred to you)), I sure made some good biscuits yesterday, I don’t like rolling out my biscuits and using a cookie cutter, it’s too messy. When I made some yesterday I baked them in a cupcake pan, that seems to be the no brainer way to do them. And I added a glob of margarine to the mix, I call them butter biscuits. They sure where fucking good.

Ah, another Sunday, I suppose that there are some on this planet that think there shouldn’t be any motherfucking cussing on this day. Well fuck, they have better not visit this blog on Sundays then because I feel like cussing today. Just saying.

As I surf around in blog land looking at all the blogs I have to ask the question, doesn’t anyone have sex when sober or not on drugs anymore? Hey, just asking.

What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone there has the same DNA.

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.”

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

What direction will this blog go in the future? What will I experience and share? What will pop into my mind? I have no idea, but we are on our way as I share much of what is in my mind with you. But my message is that we are all God/Goddess in evolution.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Some of what is in my head

I stopped at beer church on the way home from George’s the other day for a beer after work and to see what those monkeys were doing, it’s pretty much the same old circus it always is there. But Sally was there and she is a cool lady, she gave me a recipe for no bake peanut butter cookies that I will try. So yesterday I took her two of the regular peanut butter cookies I made the other day.

Sing along now, hey, just sharing all that is in my head with you. :-)
Nothing like a morner: Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning….. Nothing could be sweeter than to put my peter in her in the morning……. Pussy, it’s all about pussy, that is why we are here. I don’t care if you have one or if you want some, it’s still all about pussy, at a spiritual level, you arrived here hardwired for that, it’s society that has messed it all up. Yup, there is nothing like a morner to put one’s mind in a good frame of mind and ready to tackle the world.

Will they ever start getting the news right? In one story I read that Bush isn’t going to reduce the troops, in another I read that he is. WTF??? I don’t think that he wants to, if he is saying he is it’s only because of pressure. And my best guess is that he will find an excuse to keep them there without reducing them. We all know that he intends on passing this mess on to the next administration so that he can blame them for the even bigger mess that it will become. And there just might be enough stupid people in this country to believe that.

A Colorado Springs, Colorado., grade school has banned “tag” from recess because some children are “chased against their will.” We hate to break it to their folks, but sooner or later in life, everyone will take a turn at being “it”. You got that right, and it’s best to learn it when young and get some hide on you. I swear, America is raising a bunch of pussies.

The metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. ---Dave Barry

Love cures people -- both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.

Here is your humor:
Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont. Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom. She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?" He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

Hey, if you are new here you might find this old post interesting. A lady she ain’t

What direction will this blog go in the future? What will I experience and share? What will pop into my mind? I have no idea, but we are on our way.

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Friday, September 14, 2007

I’m such a sucker

Hey ! I like doing karaoke.

Sooooo, about my being such a sucker. I thought that I was done spraying green yesterday when I sprayed the last part of George’s home. It’s not in my interests to keep painting, I have other things I want to be doing, but George asked me if I would also paint the fences. Being the sucker I am I said that I would, so I’m taking the day off today so that he can get it ready to paint. I guess it’s like he said, that people are really only interested in their own interests, and I guess that I just help make them happen. Yup, I’m such a sucker. But only up to a point, and then I say no, I need to get back to my interests.

But George Bush sure is serving his own interests, and the rest of you can go to hell. He’s keeping troop levels high for the next ten months, but that is just a figure, if he had his way it would be for the next ten years because that fool will never admit that he fucked up.

George is really into Zen, which I see as a sort of detachment from everything else so that you don’t have to be involved in it, like all the ugly things in the world.

Although we normally associate the word “home” with a place that’s built out of bricks and mortar, in fact home is much more than that. It is a feeling and a way of being in ones life rather than any specific place. – A quote.

Actually, I contend that there is a difference between a house and a home. A house is where people find shelter from the environment and store all their crap. A home is where people live and love. Something like that.

Everyone quotes everyone else, and most of them are misquotes.
Misquotations

Ah, here is another quote…. Ovid (43 B.C.-A.D. 18) made the following observation about 2,000 years ago: "Women are always buying something." Actually, I know a few women that are not, but not many. I wonder what kind of a sickness it is that is in them.

More than 16,300 species of animals and plants are on the verge of disappearing from the planet, with nearly 200 more species approaching extinction within the last year, according to the World Conservation Union's 2007 Red List of Threatened Species. People are the main reason for most species' decline, whether through direct means such as over-hunting or indirect means such as the introduction of invasive species. Not many really care though, they forget that as soon as they want something to full fill their own wants, needs, and interests.

An applicant for a job with the federal government was filling out the application form. He came to this question: "Do you favor the overthrow of the United States government by force, subversion, or violence?" Thinking it was a multiple-choice question, he checked "Violence."

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven... Don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck. Along comes St. Peter with another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks. Then, one day, St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on... tall, muscular and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck." Ha, ha, ha, any way you look at it, you’re going to hell….. LOL

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Spotted on a ladies blog

Well, I think I must be crazy for real.

My comment: And just when did this dawn on you? It beats the fuck out of being insane. Hugs.

Anyway, I figure that the one thing we all have in common with each other is that we are all crazy. I got the last sections of George’s home masked off and ready to spray yesterday, will spray it today, weather permitting, if there isn’t lot of fog like there was yesterday. Then I just have some trim and gutters to finish off.

I was given about ten gallons of miscellaneous paints the other day, spotted it on Yahoo Freecycle, it will be interesting to see what colors I come up with mixing them together.

I guess I don’t have much to say today. Have a great day, hugs… BBC

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Coming soon

Kinetics festival in Port Townsend, the first week-end in October every year, the one event I don’t miss every year because it is so much fun.
Kinetics Festival

I posted about it last yearhere

I didn’t work at George’s yesterday, I wanted to get some things done around here. He wanted a day off also.

Rick Ryan said in a comment yesterday... I have a friend that says (and he's quoting someone else,) "Religion is for people who are afraid of Hell. Spiritualism is for people who have been there."

I can damn sure relate to that, been there, done that. But I won’t go into it all other than to say that most of it is because of how screwed up the available women are these days. But do they get it? Hell no they don’t. The sad thing is that they know that they are screwed up, but they sure don’t like it when you point it out to them.

BTW, everyone is quoting someone else. Most quotes are very old, older than many of the people they are attributed to, and not many folks are having original thoughts, including me. I’m not the first to say that we are God.

Dan, as a matter of fact I did make some peanut butter cookies yesterday, using honey instead of sugar, and they are very good. Hey ladies, wanna cookie? :-)

Paul, I know that some of my posts are all over the place, so be it. Different folks look for different things and I put all I can out there. :-)

Dawn, I never noticed that it was 9/11 yesterday until you mentioned it. I just looked at that event with interest, it didn’t surprise me at all when it happened, something like that was bound to happen. But did it wake America up? No, not at all. Most Americans don’t even get the reason it happened.

A woman wants the inside of her house painted, and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!" The woman is perplexed, but she lets it slide. They wander into the next room. She says, "In the dining room I'd like a light white, not stark, but very bright and airy." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out, and yells "Green side up!" The woman is more perplexed, but still lets it slide. They wander further into the next room. She says, "In the bedroom, I'd like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then once more he goes to the window, leans out and yells "Green side up"! This is too much! The woman has to ask. So she says, "Every time I tell you a color, you write it down, but then you yell out the window "Green side up." What on earth does that mean?" The contractor shakes his head and says, "I've got four blondes laying sod across the street.

Don’t worry what people think – They don’t do it very often.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. For example, the United States government.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here. – Shakespeare

The rest of the cosmos is devoid of idiots because they are all here. – BBC

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

It is said

That every dog has his day, but I’m not so sure of that. I’ve had some great times in the past, and still do at times, but some people aren’t so lucky. A lot of folks struggle just to get by day to day.

Good morning you speck of cosmic dust, you blip in time, you, you space fart, how are you today? :-)

As I mentioned in a comment yesterday, I’ve changed the name of this blog from GOD UNCENSORED to SPIRIT UNCENSORED. I sure don’t censor myself, but show all that is in my mind. I’m not saying that it’s all good, just that it’s all there. And I’ll bet it isn’t that much different than what is in your mind.

Religions are supplements for those who don't get enough spirituality in their diet.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Besides, you don’t own things, they own you. Hum, sometimes I sound like a broken record.

I got a lot more done at George’s yesterday than I expected to. Got some difficult parts in front masked off and sprayed them. And also got the inside of a sort of front porch/sunroom masked and sprayed, parts of it will have to be brushed. I was pretty happy to get all that done, now I just have some work on the back lower part of the home to do. And some trim and rain gutters. Only now they want more done but I told them that they would have to move everything out of the areas that they want done as I’m not doing that. Maybe I will get a few days off while they work on that.

I’ve also been getting a little work done on the camper I’m restoring, I just haven’t been reporting on the progress, but I’ve gotten more panels installed.

Lincoln's ambition was never simply for office or power, but rather to accomplish something worthy that would stand the test of time, that would allow his story to be told after he died.

PARIS (AFP) - The brain neurons of liberals and conservatives fire differently when confronted with tough choices, suggesting that some political divides may be hard-wired, according a study released Sunday.

Interesting, but as far as I’m concerned both parties are wired wrong. But there has to be one for as long as there is the other, to create a balance. To try to keep everything moderate. God forbid that humans would just be moderate in the first place. And I don’t think they were hard-wired that way in the beginning, but that they evolved that way as politics formed. Politics are really bullshit if you see them properly, they keep getting more and more complex until they collapse as a system. For the simple reason that they won’t keep them simple.

Clerk: Can I help you?
BBC: I need some roofing screws.
Clerk: How long?
BBC: For a long time, I’m putting on a roof.
Clerk: Ha, ha, ha.

Clerk: Hi !
BBC: I wish I was.
Clerk: Ha, ha, ha, you just made my day.

During WWII a fighter pilot was shot down over Germany and was captured by the Nazis. He was hurt pretty bad so the German doctor amputated his arm. The pilot requested that they drop his arm over his base in England. The Germans, in a rare display of respect, did. Then next week they amputated his other arm and he asked for the same thing. Again, the Germans complied. The week after that they amputated his leg, and he again asked for them to drop it over his base in England.

The German general replied, "Nein, Ve do dis no more!" The pilot asked, "Why not?" The German answered, "Ve tink you trying to escape!"

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Monday, September 10, 2007

Playing with my brain

So what if you want some biscuits and don’t have any biscuit mix? I got sick and tired of those biscuits that come in tubes so started making biscuits using a baking mix. You can tinker around trying different things and still always get decent biscuits. But some times a person runs out of baking mix so I decided to try making some with something I always have on hand, that’s right, pancake mix and beer.

Two cups pancake mix
¾ cup of beer

Preheat oven to 425 degrees, mix beer into pancake mix. I don’t bother to roll the dough out and use a cookie cutter to make them, I just make drop biscuits by putting balls of dough on the cooking sheet and then flattening them with a spatula will a little butter on it so that the dough won’t stick to it.

Bake for 12 to 15 minutes and while you are waiting drink the rest of that can of beer. That made good biscuits and tinkering with that basic recipe would be interesting. You could use milk or water or juice. But if you use milk, water or juice start with just ½ cup, it takes more beer when you use it. I like to work some margarine into the dough also. Say, I’ll bet it would make a great pizza crust, I should try that.

Actually, a basic biscuit/pancake mix is so easy to make that I’m going to just start making my own and saving some money.

I’m still working on painting George’s house, it’s big and complex and I only work four or five hours a day on it. They are supposed to be helping me but his wife works full time and he has a sickness called TIVO that he spends much of the day messing around with. He is a great guy but not very skilled in handyman things so I’m doing most of the prep work, and I’m painting a lot more of it than I agreed to paint. But once the prep work is done it just makes sense for me to go ahead and spray it all as the spraying goes fast. On Saturday I got a lot of it sprayed. I’m just leaving them a little touch up work to do. Today I don’t suppose I will do any spraying as the time will be spent prepping the next area to spray. That home would be a bitch to paint with brushes and there are very few places you can use a roller.

I’m putting in a lot more hours than I agreed to for the boat I wanted so they will end up owing me money also.

I went to the UU Fellowship service yesterday because it was the yearly service where folks bring water (mostly), real or virtual and tell the story of the water and what it means to them and then pour it into a bowl with the other waters. When it was my turn at the mic I was shaking my bottle and said “This might have Vodka in it”, that got a laugh. But it was water from the hot springs and sand from a favorite beach. And after the service a lady came to me and asked me if I would do some painting at their place because they have seen my work at George’s place. WTF? I don’t think that I’m that good of a painter, and I do things on my own time frames and they have to put up with that, why do these people even want me?

Hey, live in an area where you get moss build up on your roof? It's very hard on tabbed roofing. One thing I like about dropping into beer church at times is that I meet interesting people and learn interesting things. I was talking to a man last evening that does a lot of handyman things and I learned that powdered Tide with Bleach laundry soap will kill it, for a couple of years. Wet the roof down, sprinkle it on the roof, in a few days go up and sweep it off. Do it again a second time and it will not come back for a few years.

I’m guessing that if a person sprinkled some of it on the high parts of the roof during the rainy season that they would never have any moss problems.

George gave me a stock watering tank, a nice heavy plastic one. Two feet deep, I’m going to make it into a one person hot tub.

In the news: Creators Syndicate - Ok, throw another $50 billion down the rat hole that is the Iraq occupation. It's only money, if you ignore the lives being destroyed. That's what the White House is asking for, in addition to the $147 billion in supplementary funds already requested.

Congress will grant the funding after Gen. David Petraeus and Ambassador Ryan Crocker follow President Bush's photo-op in Iraq's Anbar province with a dog-and-pony show of their own. Meanwhile, the Democrats are totally cynical about this continuing waste of taxpayer dollars and of American and Iraqi lives, and wanting Bush to hang himself with his own rope, they will deny him nothing.

How do you feel about that?

You can read the whole story/opinion here. Opinion

Iraq debate is sea of statistics: WASHINGTON - In vertical bars of blue, green, gray and red, a briefing chart prepared by the Defense Intelligence Agency says what Gen. David Petraeus won't. Insurgent attacks against Iraqi civilians, their security forces and U.S. troops remain high, according to the document obtained by The Associated Press. It is a conclusion that the well-regarded Army officer who is the top U.S. commander in Iraq is expected to try to counter when he and Ryan Crocker, the U.S. ambassador in Baghdad, testify before Congress on Monday and Tuesday. More than four years into a conflict initially thought to be a cakewalk, the war has become a battle of statistics, graphs and conflicting assessments of progress in a country of more than 27 million people.

Yeah, the frigging monkeys on this planet love to make statistics and charts, they kill each other and become statistics. All of them ignoring the fact that we are all from the same source and genetically and spirituality connected. Stupid monkeys.

Have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Thanks for dropping by

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment . Forgive us our trespasses."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years, Lead us not into temptation."


Enjoy the flowers
Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Saturday, September 08, 2007

The Redneck Sex Test

All answers are true or false.

1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
7. Semen is a term for sailors.
8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
23. Pornography is the business of making records.
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".

Paul, if Bill Maher is a dweeb what does that make you? A dweep? A dwerb? LOL Okay, so he is a comedian, but he is a damn good one picking on the right things. He is clearly intelligent, reads a lot, and has a good grasp and view of this world. Not to mention quick witted and deep in his own way. He must spend a lot of time at that and put a lot of effort in it. And his guests are very interesting also, including the musicians he has on his program that are a cut above average it seems. Just saying. If you don’t like Maher, who do you like?

I liked what he said about Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Whitney Houston and ding bats like that. And those are the kind of women available to me and that is why I don’t have a woman. They are older women and have calmed down a bit but not much, they still have a lot of stupid ideas and attitudes. ‘Crazy’ isn’t one of them, she is in a different category, I think that she must just have issues with men in general because of earlier experiences but she has never shared what they where with me so we can discuss them to see if we can resolve them.

Mexico has announced that Mexico will not participate in the next Summer Olympics. "Anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country."

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings per night and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals to one pound of weight per week.

Therefore, in the last three and a half years, I have had a chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds. I only weigh 155 pounds, so without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about three months ago. I owe my life to chocolate!

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Friday, September 07, 2007

New shorts

I’ve said it before, I should not shop for my underwear, I’m an underwear shopping idiot. I don’t have brains enough to just stick to white Fruit Of The Loom briefs that I know are good shorts. When I went to get some they had these Hanes on sale so like the idiot I am I bought them. The fit isn’t too bad when I first put them on but as the day goes along they start to get baggy. I don’t like shorts that get baggy and lets little willie get out. At least they have short legs on them so that doesn’t happen. If these were worn for a week they would get so big and baggy that they would be as big as a fucking tent, you could live in them, with your wife, kids, and mother in law.

I’ve bought Hanes before and didn’t like them, if I ever buy Hanes again someone should smack me along side the head. I bought size 32-34, I have for years, but maybe I should have gotten smaller ones. Taking a self-portrait isn’t easy, I had to take four pictures to get that one. If I had any brains I would take the time to learn how to set the timer on the camera so I could get more than arms length away.

Quote of the day: If all I wanted was to have sex with myself, I wouldn’t bother working out to begin with. – Bill Maher.

You know, blogs are cool and will one day be much more important and effective than they are now. But TV still rules in many ways. Blogs do not get all that much traffic and are often hard to follow. Bill Maher’s TV program, I’m assuming, gets a lot of viewers, as it should. If anyone and anything is going to help change this world it’s programs on TV like that one.

Chaos has laws? I sure would like to know what they are.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - More young U.S. adults are abusing prescription medications, particularly painkillers, according to the government's annual report on substance abuse released on Thursday. I dare say that in another twenty years that America won’t be adding much of anything useful to the gene pool, it just keeps getting dumber. Just exactly what has America added to the gene pool in the past anyway? What is it with America that it won’t grow up?

Are you a fascist? Really, are you? Think about it.

Lee Hutching’s asked “Is it a selfish wish to want someone to dance with?” I don’t think so, I wish I had someone to dance with. Not just anyone, I know plenty of women willing to dance with me. I want to dance with my spiritual equal, my spiritual soul mate. To dance together as if we are one, and whole. May I have this dance for the rest of my life? That’s what I would like to say to her.

"Was humanity inevitable? Or is humanity just something that happened to arise because of this sequence of events that took place at just the right time." EXACTLY !! Events took place at just the right time.

At this site you can play a game on how to make energy in the future. I don't have time to do the game but at this time in time and space I do try to take it easy on the planet. Every purchase a person makes requires energy to have made it so I purchase as little as possible. Well, except for when I'm being stupid. Not that everyone cares about the planet and it's future.
Energy

Hey, have a great day, hugs….. BBC

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Painting George’s home



And giving you the finger, ha, ha, ha.

KATHMANDU (Reuters) - Officials at Nepal's state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said Tuesday. *rolls eyes*

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? ….. There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin, age 8

How to fuck up your life:

Stupid thinker
This ex hooker is a prime example of how to be stupid all of your life after screwing your brains up on drugs as a teenager and then spending the rest of your life whining about it and continuing to make stupid decisions and doing stupid things. I don’t know if she has any offspring but I’m hoping that she hasn’t added to the gene pool because it is already stupid enough and we end up supporting all those idiots. On the other hand, maybe she was stupid before she got on drugs.

She may of course do posts like that looking for sympathy. And I know exactly where she can find it – in the dictionary between sex and syphilis.

Yup, I’m losing faith in humanity – one person at a time.

Brad, when you look within, if you are really aware, what you see is God, in evolution. I’m not accusing many people of being that aware though.

I sure have some good friends, George bought me a new four foot step ladder as mine is getting old and shaky.

I don’t understand any parent (or grand parent) of a five year old that doesn’t get that this child is looking at a degrading planet where he/she may not be able to breath and survive in 20 years. Well, there are those fools that think their God will fix these problems. Yeah, right.

Have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Secular Society ?

Lets see, isn’t that where the clergy figure that you are ignorant and that they must guide you and explain God to you? How has that been working out so far? Just go look in a mirror to see God in evolution.

Make yourself a great milk shake. Being as the last time I went by Laurel Ann’s organic farm and there was no one there I ‘swiped’ a fair amount of organic berry’s. While returning home from work, shopping, fucking around, or whatever you are doing out there, swing by a Wendy’s and get a big vanilla frosty. It can soften while you are headed home, to the whorehouse, or wherever. Dump it into a blender, dump in a fair sized portion of frozen berry’s, and a little honey or sugar if you like. Blend well, enjoy with your favorite honey, hooker, bookie, whatever. On second thought it might be a good idea to blend in some of your favorite booze also.

I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within. - General Douglas Mac Arthur

Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for you in your private heart is true for all men, that is genius. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When we slow down, we have at least a chance of becoming present and of being able to hear the inner wisdom that’s always available if we learn how to listen.

Have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Secularist?

Well, their religions insult me so I’m going to insult them. But I can’t say that I’m a Secularist because I keep saying that we need spirituality in our governments. I didn’t say religion, I said spirituality. America hasn’t got that so it is destroying itself.

Sarah said in a comment….. you should have told me that ages ago I once painted a bedroom with water based over some old oil based .. it came off when every time someone touched the wall.

Actually that should have been okay, Sarah. I think you misread what I said. That you shouldn’t put an oil-based paint over a water based paint. If you put a water based paint over an oil based paint and it comes off it’s because the surface wasn’t clean, or if it was a glossy surface it needed an application of liquid sandpaper first.

I also got an email from, Sarah asking if I used Yahoo Chat. Nope, I used it and ICQ a lot in the nineties, and it is cool for some things, like best friends and lovers and folks becoming lovers over the internet, but I tired of it. I just stick with blogging and email now. Chat is disruptive when I’m online and trying to do other things. Or you wait for hours for a buddy to come online and they do just as you have to go off line, it’s a little irritating to me. If I had a special buddy, lady friend that I wanted to do that with I would consider installing it again but she would be the only buddy on my list.

I got an email from Jeanne asking everyone to fly an American flag on 9/11. My reply was “Na, America isn't so great. But if I had a world flag I would fly it. BBC” As I keep saying, we are one.

LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
The gene pool could use some brains.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
Procrastinate Now!
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Weston.
You smile because you don't know what the heck is going on.

Have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Monday, September 03, 2007

I feel so helpless

There is nothing I can do or say it seems, to fix this world and make it right.

I was reading a Muslim brochure and it claimed that Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world. Really? I’ve recently heard the same about the Mormons and the Bahai. What about those that are dumping all religions?

I didn’t do much yesterday, was sort of burned out. Did a little grocery shopping and cooking and some laundry. Went out on the spit for a while in the evening.

Stressed? Well just fucking deal with it. The whole world is stressed.

This Labor Day, a greater percentage of the economy is going to profits than to wages, and a majority of parents believe their children will be worse off economically. Tens of millions of people in the U.S. are working harder than ever before, but they're still falling behind. We are at a crucial moment, a moment that makes us ask what kind of country we want to be. The answer to that question must include more workers uniting in unions -- the labor movement. Unions have always been the best anti-poverty, best pro-health care, best pro-family program around. Unions have done more to help working people experience economic success than any other program. God is a union supporter.

I think that I have to accept that my spiritual soul mate is not to be found. She either died or society has brainwashed her to the point to where she doesn’t recognize herself. And I must accept this and the fact that I will live alone for the rest of my life.

A lot of women don’t like to hold hands, or even do much kissing. Shoot, a woman that doesn’t like to be kissed is as worthless as a woman that doesn’t like sex or having her breasts kissed.

You know, I think I will just take up hating everything about this planet, being cynical like Bill Maher, and be in contempt of all of it, including myself. Everything here fucks with my spiritual experience.

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Bill Maher & more on painting.

Rich guys are always hitting on the maid because the little lady is always out shopping and not home to take care of his (their) needs.

I love that Wagner power sprayer. It just sits there waiting for me to return, like a faithful wife or dog, so that it can start playing with me again.

Bill Maher, you ever watch him on HBO? He is right, America has fuck up fatigue. I watched him bash George Bush (and Christianity) for an hour the other day, the networks won’t show him cuz the networks are on the wrong side of things. That program is so good that I asked George to burn it to a DVD disk for me. Yup, the greatest country in the world has become bullshit. Of course it’s only the greatest country in the world to brainwashed Americans that haven’t been anywhere else and experienced anything else and believe all they have been told about it.

There is no question about it, this American clearly sees that America is brainwashed and brain damaged. And a large part of that is because of the Christian fundamentalists and all their bullshit. The new Creation Museum that they built here they put a saddle mounted on a dinosaur as if man was around at the same time they were, and he fucking rode them. Ha, ha, ha, fucking ha. What a bunch of idiots. Hey, that kind of crap has to make you laugh.

I’m fucking brilliant.
I’m a fucking idiot.
No, that is not a contradiction in terms.
It’s the truth as I see it from my level of thinking and seeing.

Paul, when painting over a surface that you don’t know what kind of paint it is, it’s always best to use a water base paint. It will stick to any clean surface, but if you put an oil based paint on a wall that has a water base paint on it that won’t work so well, it will (may) start coming off in a year or so. Generally speaking of course. I don’t mind using a water based sealer in an interior, but I like to use a oil based sealer on exteriors. Water based paints absorb moisture and this area gets a lot of it in the winters. I don’t always get my way though, I’m using a water based sealer on this home even though I requested an oil based sealer. Fuck it, that is what the owner wanted to use and it’s not my home, if it doesn’t hold up I’ll just say “I told you so”.

Okay, lets talk about water based paints a little more. When they first started making them they were called latex, as they were made with latex. They still call water based paints latex but in truth they are acrylic blends with all sorts of things in them. The thing about water based paints is that they can absorb moisture, that is why I like an oil based sealer. An oil based sealer, thinned, and I stress the thinned, will soak into the wood grain and seal everything well. A water based paint won’t. Picture in your mind how a water based paint works by seeing it as billions of particles that are leaches, little suckers that stick onto a surface and don’t want to let go. And they do a very good job of that. But when it is real humid the moisture is transferred to the surface. Wait, the surface is wood, so if it gets wet enough the sucker can’t stay attached anymore.

They will tell you that those paints are better now and that is true. But my tests prove that an oil base sealer is still much better than a water based one. I make my own water proof glue, for pennies, I’ll put it up against any water based glue, I’ll put it up against any glue in a wet environment. My glue does not fail. Sometimes I make my own paints if I want a really tough paint, the problem with it is that it is hard to sand, and damn hard to remove. The same with the sawdust lumber or wood filler I make, just try to remove it, ha, ha, ha.

Funny that you should mention LT, she was a very cool lady when I first found her blog. I haven’t heard about her for a while now, does she still blog?

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Increasing female feticide in India could spark a demographic crisis where fewer women in society will result in a rise in sexual violence and child abuse as well as wife-sharing, the United Nations warned. Despite laws banning tests to determine the sex of an unborn child, the killing of female fetuses is common in some regions of India where a preference for sons runs deep.

Roll’s eyes, have I ever mentioned that I’m surrounded by fucking idiots? Too many males and not enough females to go around will always cause problems, it would be better to have too many females. But not too many, too many.

Just when I got done painting the last of the high part of the house yesterday and started to take the scaffolding down, George twisted an ankle and knee badly. I took it apart alone and got it back to the rental center and we are taking a few days off so he can heal some.

Hey, have a great day, hugs….. BBC

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Port Angeles Soapbox

Here is a picture taken at the hot springs the last time I was there on 8/24. I posted about it on the twenty-fifth. I’m on the left, the man in the middle is Joe, he is mentally challenged, and the lady on the right is Esther. Its days and experiences like that I enjoy.

Replies to yesterdays comments:

Linda said... "You are always down on women, crotchety, and completely honest in your opinions. I enjoy reading your daily muses, but clumping all women together is as wrong as women clumping all men together."

Wait a minute, I make it clear often enough that I'm generalizing. And again when I say 'The women available to me'. I know plenty of fine women, but they are not available to me because they have mates. At my age I get the screwballs that are leftovers. Not to mention that this area is known for its screwed up women. Really, I never had that problem before I moved here. Well, part of it is my spiritual journey, she has to be on that path or it isn't going to happen. And there are plenty of men complaining about how women have gotten. They are never happy with enough, but always wanting more, newer, better. It seems that they are just never happy with what they have. And if you watch their blogs long enough you see just how messed up they are. :-)

Paul, you are starting to wonder what? Complex people are hard to understand. But those that know me personally have no problem with me, well, the smart ones don’t. Even ‘Crazy’ recognizes me as a genius and nothing is harder to understand than a complex and eccentric genius, but she does try.

She said in an email last evening, Yes, I agree, you are brilliant, a genius. I mean it. J And remember, she knows me personally. And my reply back was. Genius’s are complex, eccentric and difficult to understand and love and appreciate. Especially ones on spiritual journeys. And we get so frigging smart that we recognize the extent of our own ignorance, yet be okay with it. Well, every genius has his/her limits, or things that they are really good at. And a lot of my knowledge is just general, but I am good at figuring out ways to do things, sometimes in unique ways.

And some things I know and say, like we are God in evolution, I can’t prove, but it doesn’t make them any less true to me.

Oh, I just got up and read your second comment, yes I’m using a water based paint, they are pretty good these days, I don’t have any problem using them on an exterior that is well sealed. When I build something new I prefer to use an oil based sealer and then will put a water based topcoat on it. It started raining yesterday so I didn’t get much painting done on the house. We did get the scaffolding set up in one tricky area and got it done. And moved to the last high area, hopefully I will get it done today.

Terry, if you are using a brown part way up a wall it could look like wainscoting and would likely look okay. Well, if you can live with I can. :-) If you use a pattern in it the dogs marks would show up even less. Shoot, I haven’t even painted this room since I gutted it out and redid it.

Have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Friday, August 31, 2007

And then J (Crazy) said

First, I invented something, like George keeps saying, I’m brilliant, yup, I’m one of the most brilliant idiots I know. The five-gallon cans of paint they got for the home had set for some time and needed to be mixed really well. He went to town and got a stirring paddle that you chuck in a drill but it didn’t work worth a damn. So I got the bright idea to make my own. I rounded one side of an 8 X 3 inch piece of wood to fit the contour of a paint bucket and screwed it to a wooden dowel. That baby mixes up paint fast and easy and you don’t even have to round up a drill. It’s as easy as sex, up and down, in and out. And it’s easy to clean, I think I may make one of aluminum. I could maybe make some and sell them but I’m not much interested in doing that as I have more important things to invent if I ever get time.

I was leery of buying a cheap power sprayer but that two hundred dollar Wagner is a good little machine so far. I don’t even clean it at the end of the day, I just spray a mist of water over the paint in it and put a sheet of plastic over it and put the cover back on. And stick the gun in a bucket of water and it is ready to go to work the next day. When I’m not messing around masking and doing all the other things you have to do when painting a complex home it pushes the paint very fast. I spend four hours getting an area ready to paint, and a half-hour painting it.

And then J (Crazy) said “Much of the time, you sound like you are driven by rage or contempt.”

My reply was I don't like how women like her are, that is true, she is a spoiled brat and she is burying them in a pile of new things she shops for that never even gets opened. And she really tests George's limits often also. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up leaving her. And I would understand if he did. You women don't care about holding hands, you care about your material things, your estates, as if that is important.

I so do not need or want a woman like that. I would rather go to Africa and build a shelter for a woman that has been living under a tree because she would be thankful for what I can do for her. And she would give me love and affection in return. B


Yes, I have gotten very tired of the American women that are available to me and I think I will just stop having anything to do with them. I’ve had it with them screwing with me and using me, it seems like all they want is someone as handy as I am to do things for them. No question about it, I’ve gotten very cranky about how so many women are. Heck, I’m getting cranky about how the whole world is, I think I’ll just start hating everything.

Dawn, you do large murals and paintings for school plays? Way cool, I can’t even paint a decent stick person. Why don’t you pop over here and paint some murals on my walls for me?

Just Me, Yes, some southern women are really wonderful, and some are really bitches, it’s all a crapshoot I guess. I looked at your profile, it’s interesting, as for movies I like things that teach me or make me laugh. Ah, and romantic comedies. And for reading I get into really deep things and study Einstein and others of that ink. What I need is a woman that is spiritual in the same way I am, I can’t find her.

The folks that I posted about recently that I shared time at the hot springs with sent me a few pictures yesterday, I will post them soon.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl. -Ancient Chinese Saying

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the fuck happened.

Have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Thursday, August 30, 2007

I feel like ranting today

This (the cartoon) is why the world is the way it is, women are not fixing it, they are shopping. Yes, I am generalizing but it is true.

Critical thinking isn’t always cheerful and positive, or humorous, it’s just the hard-hitting truth.

Dawn…. Are you trying to give women a bad image by admitting that you don’t get it with colors? But thanks for doing that. Never put a tan inside a building, a fucking cow is tan if you shave and tan it, but it’s still the fucking outside of the cow. Put the tan on the outside if you must have tan, it always looks like shit inside. It looks like baby shit ran down the wall. LOL

Inside always stick with very light and soft colors as they reflect well and make a room more cheerful, and never use flat, use at least a satin, I prefer a semi-gloss. Don’t do your decorating with bold paints, do it with the furnishings and decor. The interior of a room should be a white or off white, or a light yellow, or a light blue or green, maybe a rose. If you want to be bold with paint just do it with boarders and such. Or try border decals. I don’t know how many rooms I have had to repaint because a woman has played with her brain too much and discovered that darker colors was just too overwhelming. Sometimes I will just flat refuse to put on what they want. Ceilings in general should always be white, maybe an off white, but a white none the less. Don’t go to off white or you get a fucking tan, you may as well slap some K-Y jelly on it and see if you can fuck it. LOL

Things went pretty well on my current painting project yesterday. I got the second story of the North side of the house done except for some trim work that I can do with a ladder. Took the scaffolding down and started setting it up where I will need it on the eastside. His wife is not my friend anymore, but it is important to remember this. - - - - I DON’T GIVE A RATS ASS IF THAT SPOILED BRAT DOES’NT LIKE ME !!!! She will tolerate me until I get the house done.

Paul….. Oh yes, Helen is a damn good woman, the best I’ve ever known, I compare all women to her, but on her last days now. It’s okay, she is cheerful about it and I take good care of her.

Nick….. I know, and it’s okay, and I love you in spite of that. :-)…Besides, you wasn’t messing with me that hard, you are a lightweight you know. :-)

Jeff, don’t give us that crap that your email doesn’t work, you just don’t like to communicate that way.

Thursday’s are interesting days. If you are working you have gotten over the hump but there are still a lot of bumps. It’s a good day for fucking cussing. Ah hell, any day is a good day for cussing about how this world is.

(An email I sent to crazy)
I am so thankful that I do not have a mate like George has. That woman drives me nuts and he is a saint for putting up with her, he questions that at times himself. George and I share really deep things, and she so fucking shallow that all she worries about is if she picked the right color for the trim.

ARGH!!!!

It's too late now baby, I've already started putting on what you picked and I'm not fucking changing now because this fucking fancy home has nothing to do with a sister that is living under a tree and starving to death. Besides you are going to sell it anyway so what does it matter? Women just piss me off, they don't care if 20 thousand of their sisters die of starvation everyday as long as they can pick the tile for the floor they want, or the color of the trim they want.

Fuck American women, they don't care about anything but themselves, they can't hold hands, hug, call a man honey, be one with spirit (I'm generalizing), end of rant. BBC


And I’m not alone, I know a lot of men that have gotten sick and tired of how women have gotten, they are too needy and too unaffectionate, unloving. I’m tired of trying to please these women. Men should just stop dating and doing things with these women and get involved in their own interests. And get themselves a hooker for their sexual needs, no games there. Women used to look for a capable man that they thought could provide what they needed to get by in life, now they have all sorts of attitudes and want a man that can give them too much of everything, more than they need, and they can’t figure out why they are alone? And they are so damn unloving and unspiritual.

Did this get long? Well, you know, I really don’t give a fuck how long it took you to read it, how long do you think it took me to type it? It’s your turn, go ahead and rant at me.

Anyway, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Blah, blah, blah, fucking blah

At Fellowship on Sunday I got up and spoke about how much I enjoyed the Bahai Great Spiritual gathering. Then added that I didn’t tell them that I’m bat shit crazy. After the service there was a buffet lunch and a lady come over to talk to me for a bit and said something like “You know, you are the only one of us that admits you are crazy, but I think we all are.” Well, DUH !!!

Dawn, I don’t have any problem at all with rude comments directed to me. I can rise above all of that. And, turn about is fair play as I leave rude comments on others blogs at times. It’ all a part of our evolution in my mind. I can take it and I can dish it out. Hugs.

I didn’t get as far on painting George’s home as I had hoped to yesterday. Sometimes things just don’t go as planned. I did okay, I just didn’t get to where I wanted to be. And then his wife comes along at noon and is saying that she has the wrong trim color. Tough shit, I already had started on the trim and I’m not fucking changing gears now. She is one of those women that fusses forever before deciding on a color scheme and then starts changing her mind twenty fucking times. Hey, it’s a fucking house, pick some colors and paint the son of a bitch.

I’ve done a lot of painting for women, a good woman will decide what she wants and then get out of your way so you can do it. But a woman like her keeps fussing over her choices, unable to make up her mind, and driving both of you nuts. It’s like I told her yesterday “You are selling the house anyway, so what difference does it make?” Shit, I couldn’t get along with a woman like her for two weeks, she is just a spoiled little brat. And it pisses me off that the color industry can come up with a hundred different shades of white, it just confuses women like her even more. It’s all fucking white, be thankful that you have a home to live in, many people don’t.

When I painted Helen’s home (for free) I got a bunch of paint together and mixed it all together in a five gallon bucket and came up with a sort of beige color. And a shade of blue for the trim. And she was so thankful just to get her home painted as it hadn’t been painted since the 60’s. The bottom line is that some women are easy to please, and others are a pain in the ass. But they do remind me to be thankful that I don’t have a woman like that.

And, I want to know what the color of a fancy home has to do with the fact that there are women living under trees and starving to death. Obviously these women do not care about their sisters.

Critical thinking….. A lot of people think that they are good at critical thinking. Oh bull, you can’t turn on a TV to watch the news, or read a newspaper, or go to church, and try to filter all that crap and be a good critical thinker without doing a lot more research and learning how to get out of all those boxes.

Anyone wanting to become a better critical thinker should read ‘Think On These Things’ by J. Krishnamurti, that will get them started in the right direction. The next ten years will be very interesting, and maybe make it or break it for mankind.

You know what? The Christian fundamentalists want to rule the whole world because they think it is their destiny. But wait, the Muslim fundamentalists also want to rule the world because they think it is their destiny. Everyone else is stuck in the middle of it all, and not raising enough hell with those fundamentalists and telling them to shut up and get back in line.

Yup, the next ten years will be very interesting, the man running my country is much more interested in ruling the world. He thinks that is his destiny. And believe me, if you let him, you will not like the results. But I will get to tell you that I told you so. :-)

While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Billy Bob won 1st place- a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize- a toilet brush. About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!" Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush? "Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna switch back to paper."

Blah, blah, fucking blah.

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

J. Krishnamurti

Perhaps you may come upon that mystery which nobody can reveal to you and nothing can destroy. - J. Krishnamurti.

J. Krishnamurti was an amazing man. The mystery is that the whole problem with humanity is that it refuses to see and start taking responsibility for being God. This of course means that you are going to screw yourselves right into extinction unless you wise up.

Do you know why many folks are to prone to speeding around? Even J. Krishnamurti (if you even know who he is) liked to drive fast on country roads. I’ll tell you why, your cosmic spirit likes to speed around. And it can do that in its cosmic form as it is indestructible in that form. But doing so on this physical planet can get the body it is sharing/living in killed and end it’s human experience early.

Here is a bit of scary news for you, it goes along with what I posted on my other blog yesterday. This is of concern mostly to just Americans though. Apathy and unawareness can make history repeat itself.
Government training

Clear skies here last night, folks had a good view of the eclipse of the moon, I don’t find them to be very interesting myself.

A Mistake at least proves Somebody was doing something!

The painting project has started out well, got some scaffolding up and the cheap power sprayer I bought for that project works pretty good. It is worth the two hundred bucks I paid for it. I got the backside high side sealed and will do the top coat today. And maybe have time to move the scaffolding to the east side walls.

How about some humor, risque of course:
"I'm sorry, Honey," I told my wife after not being able to get and maintain an erection. "It must be from the stress of the accident." She got up on one elbow and said, "You still want to sue the little old lady who bumped into your car going 3 miles per hour? Let it go, Your bumper is barely scratched." "It's not my bumper that I'm worried about," I said. "It's Bobo. He's not working as usual. I think the old lady slamming into me gave me E.D."

"E.D?" my wife asked.
"Erectile Dysfunction."
"Well, if she gave you E.D., then I'm going to sue the old bitch."

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Monday, August 27, 2007

Sarah is fucking bat shit crazy !!

Sarah said in yesterday’s comments that she has had her cycle up to 220kph, or 137 mph in USA talk.

Boy, that is hauling ass on a motorcycle, I don’t think I’ve ever had a car up to that speed, maybe a 130 mph tops. And in the empty spaces of Wyoming I once took an empty 18-wheeler up to 80 mph. I wouldn’t want to take a cycle up to those speeds in case a tire blew. Yup, Sarah is bat shit crazy. I’m not saying that in a bad way, just stating a fact is all. Hugs to Sarah.

I’m going to start painting George’s home today. Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it’s off to work I go. With a bucket of shit, thinking of tits. Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Hi Ho. LOL

Always remember that there are more planes in the sea than ships in the sky! Gravity is like that.

A more serious post on my other blog today about Islam. It’s just for you heavy thinkers.
My other blog

Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

Sunday, August 26, 2007

I’m a fucking winner !!!

Yesterday morning I walked over to the Safeway store to take advantage of a few coupons that were only good for a few days. They were having their Grand Reopening. Don’t ask me why, the store is two years old. But I won an Ipod Shuffle!!! I have no need for it, or any idea what it is worth, but I can give it to someone. And I bought more than I was expecting to so the clerk gave me two new reusable shopping bags to carry it all in, FREE. I have something else to be happy about. I don’t own any stock so it didn’t go down forty percent today. Yeah, I’m a fucking winner !!! Lets see, what else can I ramble on about?

I’ve said this before but I know that everyone’s minds has some strange things in them. And I like to show and share all that is in mine, honor all that I am in safe ways. I like to set it free at times and let it play, and honor all that I am. You know, Einstein had a lot of strange stuff in his head also, he just didn’t show it to us like Di Vinci did. It would have been very interesting if he had though.

I love my Honda scooter, it’s fun to ride, but it turns me into a frigging idiot. When I’m on a road with little traffic on it I go too fast. Ah well, if I kill myself I won’t have to do a post the next day. LOL

Some folks at the peace rallies follow politics and such things very closely. Listening to them gives me reason to believe that everyone should have plenty to worry about. It’s possible that people could start losing a whole lot of freedoms.

I went to beer church for a while last evening and got into an interesting spiritual discussion with an interesting man. I go to beer church to get away from that and just bullshit with others for a while, but it was interesting. Well I also go to follow the screwed up lives of others there, it’s amusing and entertaining.

I’m going to the UU Fellowship this morning. Not sure what I will do this afternoon, maybe work on the camper some.

Have a great day, hugs… BBC