Where to start

I don’t know, is she looking at his groin?

Two nuns are in a store grocery shopping and one grabs a six pack of beer. As they are checking out their items the clerk gives her a questioning look. She says, “I wash my hair with it.” The clerk hands her a hand full of pretzel sticks and she asks, “What are these for?” The clerk replies, “Hair curlers.” Get it? Ha, ha, ha.

Dan’l emailed me an interesting link yesterday so I’ll post it here. The monkeys can be very entertaining and amusing at times. Um, you ladies may not find it interesting seeing what some of your sisters do, this link is for the men. MONKEYS FIGHTING

Ever watched Married with Children? MARRIED WITH CHILDREN

In Zimbabwe, everyone's a millionaire, and they're still poor, very poor. I see that possibility happening to America, even England. Well, it’s not like we didn’t ask for it.

I’m getting Rick’s lawnmower fixed up pretty good, it’ll do a wheelie. *smirks* Fuck, sometimes I’m just as bad as the rest of the monkeys. Rick wanted me to put a bumper on it, but I just fixed the brake.

KAREN did a cute post for me yesterday, if you haven’t seen it yet get your monkey butt over and have a look. Like many others she doesn’t show all she is on her blogs, but she’s part Thelma and Louise on ‘Fried Green Tomato’s’. Ha, ha, ha.

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

Stupid monkeys [Updated]

That cartoon is pretty much what the religious nuts god is like, all powerful my butt.

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out. 'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.

We got some sun here yesterday, so I let the little guy out so he could soak up some vitamin D for a while, all 2 ½ inches of him. It’s Sunday here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse, lets look at some news.

WESTON, Wis. - Police are investigating an 11-year-old girl's death from an undiagnosed, treatable form of diabetes after her parents chose to pray for her rather than take her to a doctor.

I can see why a religious crackpot wouldn’t take her child to a monkey doctor, but depend on her god instead. But I guess her God was off fucking around somewhere else, ever notice that he does that a lot, like in the posted comic?

LOS ANGELES - A Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane called Thursday for an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation.

It appears that nipple rings can be difficult and painful to remove. Being always curious spirit is wondering if this woman has a mate, how do you kiss a nipple with a bar or ring through it? Wouldn’t that be irritating to the nipple? Being a long time nipple kisser I don’t get that. I’ll bet that little monkey isn’t getting any. They should have let her on the plane without having to remove them though.

'Earth Hour' to plunge millions into darkness…. SYDNEY (AFP) - Twenty-six major cities around the world are expected to turn off the lights on major landmarks, plunging millions of people into darkness to raise awareness about global warming, organizers said.

One crummy hour, big deal, that isn’t going to save the planet. So they turn off a bunch of lights for a bit to show their concern for the planet and then they build big polluting bonfires, has spirit ever mentioned that I’m surrounded by fuckin’ idiots? Spirit needs a frigging drink.

NEW YORK - U.S. stocks moved toward a higher open Friday as investors awaited a reading on February personal incomes and spending — figures that could reveal whether consumers are pulling back because of concerns about the economy.

TOKYO - Japan's inflation rate climbed at its fastest rate in a decade in February and the jobless rate worsened to 3.9 percent under data released Friday, raising concerns about the health of the world's second-largest economy.

Stock markets are just greed, plain old greed, and it grows until it tumbles and takes everyone down with it. It’s just a godfuckingdamnit big clusterfuck taking all of us down with it. Don’t get spirit started, you know how I get.

I have Rick’s riding lawnmower here to check out and service, in exchange for keeping it repaired I use it also. I hate mowing grass, I don’t have much, but Helen’s yard has a lot, but others think I should. But I don't water it or put fertilizer on it so I don’t have to mow it as often as others mow their lawns that they think are showpieces. Fuck their planet destroying lawns, and don’t get spirit started about golf courses, you know how I get.

When I went to get my free cable modem yesterday and was returning home – on a four lane highway – I was in the left lane – doing the speed limit – passing slower cars on the right when the monkey on my right decided to move into my lane – I had to hit my brakes and veer into the oncoming traffic lane to keep that monkey from hitting me. Stupid fucking monkeys – don’t pay enough attention to what they are doing – have no respect for others. In this state a lot of them don’t even have insurance.

Jimmy….. I did go to beer church for a bit yesterday, it was quite and sort of boring so I just had two beers and chatted with a few folks for a bit, ragged on Ralph for taking up two parking spots, then went to Rick’s shop because it’s more interesting there.

Cathy…. We don’t proof read spelling and grammar here, don’t worry about it, the English language is a piece of crap that the wordsmith monkeys keep screwing with anyway.

If a blog read like a book, and there was a lot of muttering and clutter removed from this one it would make a lot more sense. I should just write a book, but I won’t, the fucking monkeys wouldn’t understand it anyway.

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

A nice little retreat

This is a privately owned claming cabin in the area, there are not many of these left. It looks tilted in the picture but that is just the way I held the camera I guess. As I recall it’s about 10X12 feet. Her son installed the big windows a few years back, and a new door, and I did a fair amount of restoration work on it. I dug out from around the pilings and sealed them well and set them in cement, and installed two more as it was slipping sideways some.

I installed a vapor barrier and another layer of flooring, tongue and grove fir flooring made from old telephone pole cross beams, I like using recycled stuff. Installed some more wiring and receptacles and added to and beefed up the ceiling joists, things like that. Oh, and got that big telephone pole that floated in one day in place to use as a walkway from the bank to the porch, and flattened the top of it to walk on easier.

This is a wonderful little get away on the beach where one can enjoy a peaceful relaxing day or a monster storm while reading a book and drinking hot chocolate. It would be a great spiritual retreat, and a great place for sex out in nature.

I have a 22 foot camp trailer here that is pretty much junk, it was given to me and I just use it for storage. Yesterday I moved the things the Lisa monkey left in my little camp trailer into it, I told her that if she can find a place to put it that she could have it, at least it would be a roof over her head and it isn’t in such bad shape that it can’t be fixed up some and lived in for a while.

Helen doesn’t like seafood, I do, but because I make her meals and take them to her I usually just eat whatever I fix for her. But the Lisa monkey left a can of salmon here so I made me salmon patty’s yesterday. I don’t have any breadcrumbs here so I made them crummy with Ritz crackers, they turned out good so I ate two of them, they reminded me of something else. LOL

This bullshit of turning off the lights for an hour today, it’s bullshit and will make little impact on the resources of the earth. Do it everyday and it might make a bit of a difference.

To all my friends who in 2007 sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF THAT SHIT WORKED! For 2008, could you please just send Money, BEER, chocolate, gasoline vouchers and pussy instead? Thank you!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, 'SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.' WELL, YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH. I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS
FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH
THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-PLUS YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?' 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ASS, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED, 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'

Yahoo Freecycle is great, yesterday a man posted a NEW never used free D-Link cable modem and I was the first one to reply so I’m going to go get it this morning. Now I won’t have to pay rent on the one I’m using for my high speed internet service.

I thought that I posted on it when I officiated at Betty’s funeral and memorial service, and posted at least one picture. But I guess I didn’t, I just shared it with some friends in an email.

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

Earn it !!

Some times when I’m visiting blogs I get a little cranky and chew on the owner some. They often tell me they expect respect, as if it is owed them. Bullshit, anyone wanting respect from me has to earn it. And they will not earn it talking about their fancy things, how they spoil themselves and talking about their travels that are destroying this planet. They clearly don’t care about their children’s and grandchildren’s future, or the future of the planet. You don’t fucking deserve my respect if you are that way, forget it.

I don’t like people that are like that and I don’t give a damn if they don’t like me. A lot of women’s blogs I visit are just a reminder to me to be thankful that I don’t have a mate like she is. They may think they are special but spirit doesn’t. I know what special is, she lives next door.

DALLAS - Four Texas metropolitan areas were among the biggest population gainers as Americans continued their trend of moving to the Sun Belt in 2006 and 2007, according to Census Bureau estimates to be released Thursday.

I want to thank everyone that moves to Texas instead of moving here, if I had my way no one else would be allowed to move here. More monkeys just means more idiots destroying this area.

What the Government Doesn't Want You To Know About Global Warming

LHASA, China - A group of monks shouting there was no religious freedom disrupted a carefully orchestrated visit for foreign reporters to Tibet's capital Thursday, an embarrassment for China as it tried to show Lhasa was calm following deadly anti-government riots.

Buddisum is as stupid as any other religion, they should feel free to go pratice it on some other fucking planet and leave my planet alone. Cruel Virgin mentioned the Heavenly Father on her blog, I would like to know where this idiot is, I’ve never met him in billions of years. I just see him as a big fucking troublemaker, a figment of the monkeys imaginations. Religions just puts insanity’s in the monkeys.

Get visual help at Utube on using Blogger

Most folks collect a lot of bookmarks/links. You can download a free program that will check them all to find the ones that are no longer good because the site has closed or whatever. You can then remove them from your favorites folder or folders. Find dead links and bookmarks

In a comment yesterday a lady said that my blog and comments annoy the hell out of her, she hasn’t got to read it, there are many other blogs.

I’ve been working on the pickup camper some, but not a lot, it’s starting to go back together though and I will do a post on it in the near future.

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

Who in the fuck is William Cook?

William, where are you? When I get mail addressed to William Cook I throw it away, if you want your mail you will have to provide me with your address. Respectfully, Billy B Cook. SAA

In Iceland, an unmarried person who sits at the corner of a table won't marry for seven years. A pregnant
woman who drinks from a cracked cup risks having a baby with a hare-lip.

In Japan, picking up a comb with its teeth facing your body brings bad luck.

In Malta, churches with two towers are fitted with a clock face in each but the two clocks always tell different times to confuse the Devil about the time of the service.

In Nigeria, a man hit with a broom becomes impotent unless he retaliates seven times with the same broom. Sweeping a house at night brings misfortune to the occupants.

In Poland, bringing lilac into the house is a sure sign of impending death.

In Scotland, red and green should never be worn together. It is unlucky to throw vegetables on to the fire and to carry a spade through the house. This means that a grave will soon be dug. And three swans flying together means a national disaster is imminent.

In Holland, people with red hair bring bad luck.

In China, sweeping out a house removes all the good luck, especially on Chinese New Year.

Rolls eyes, the monkeys sure have some strange beliefs.

With the Supreme Court trying to determine whether the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution really says that we can keep and bear arms, the following is quite interesting...

A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
Calculation) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

C) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
D) The number of accidental gun deaths per year is 1,500.
Calculation) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is
.0000188.
Statistics courtesy of FBI
E) So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Two 90 year olds had been dating for some time, when the man told the woman, I think it's time we had sex, don't you? She agreed, and they had sex.

Afterward, as they were laying in bed, the old man thinks to himself, "My God, if I had known that she was a virgin, I would have been more gentle with her!"

Meanwhile, the old woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I had known that the old geezer could really get it up I would have taken off my pantyhose!"

A lady was looking for a TV on Yahoo Freecycle so I gave her my 25 inch one, it had been in storage for about three years anyway. I bought a new 19 inch one about a year ago with AVI jacks on the front of it so I could hook my karaoke machine up to it.

Took a look at the new books at the library while I was out being as she lives near it and I delivered the TV to her because she hasn’t got a reliable car. Interesting title, “Try Dying”. Hell, try not dying, it’s a given that you will, the only thing that counts is what you do between being born and dying.

And there was “Life After Death” by Deepak Chopra, I don’t need a book by that babbling over paid idiot to tell me about life after death, I know all about it, I’ve blogged about it plenty.

Re-examine all that you have been told - dismiss that which insults your soul, if you are in contact with your soul that is.

The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.

A female Mountie pulled over a drunk Saskatchewan farmer driving down the back roads. She said to him, "You're under arrest, anything you say, can and will be held against you." "OK," replied the farmer. "Tits!"

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

The wayward wind

Oh, the wayward wind is a restless wind
A restless wind that yearns to wander
And she was born the next of kin
The next of kin to the wayward wind

In a lonely shack by a railroad track
She spent her younger days
And I guess the sound of the outward bound
Made her a slave to her wand'rin ways

I love that old 1956 song….
With an ugly crack in a railroad shack he spent his younger days…. Ha, ha, ha.

It’s clear that the Lisa monkey just wants to be as free as the wind. Having given her a place to sleep for a while I expected her to do the responsible thing and get out and get a job and take responsibility for herself and get a roof over her head.

But as far as I can tell she just spent the time screwing off. She was in fact offered a job but told the man that she would be hit and miss showing up for work because she wants to do other things also. Yeah, wander around scrounging for things, she is very good at that.

But she has no place to put all she collects and leaves her finds at friends places saying that she will collect them soon, yeah, right. One thing I made clear when I let her stay here was that she couldn’t bring more stuff here, but she did smuggle in some items anyway.

She was supposed to be leaving on Sunday, I gave her plenty of warning that I was only providing her with two weeks of shelter while she got her shit together. On Sunday she had some excuse for not leaving but promised that she would leave on Monday. But Monday evening her things were still here (she was gone all day long) and she slipped in after I went to bed. So she was now trespassing, I could just call the police but no point in making her deal with that.

But enough of that shit. She is a screw off and screw up and won’t listen to people like me that try to give her good advice. She isn’t going to get a job, the taxpayers will end up supporting her lazy wandering ass, but I’m damn sure not going to, if she wants to be as free as the wind she can just damn well blow her ass somewhere else.

Tuesday morning she was up and out of the yard without coming over and saying a word to me. Called me in the evening just before I was fixing to remove her belongings from my camper. She was at Serenity House, a homeless shelter with a pretty good program, if she can handle their rules. Wanted to know if she could come and get her things, of course, please do. She left some things here, I gave her a stern lecture and told her she only had two weeks to retrieve them or I was getting rid of them, it’s nothing she needs anyway.

Check out the video on Karen's blog

Hallway sex, ever had that? It’s where you pass each other in a hallway and she gives you the finger and says, ‘Fuck you’. And you give her the finger and say, ‘Fuck you.’

Things You Won't See On Hallmark Cards… OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me. …. OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... INSIDE: What the fuck was I thinking?

Well, it’s laundry day here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse, payday also, and the first order of business is to take a nap.

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs….. BBC

Dolphin safe

Put your dolphins back in your pants boys.

Sweet 55

Isn’t this a sweet looking 55 Chev? Nice little street machine…… NOT!! Look at the picture closely and you can see that there is a roll cage in it. It has a 500 plus cid engine in it and this bitch is on testosterone - nitrous oxide. The back tires are about fifteen inch wide slicks.

This bad bitch ticks off 118 MPH in an eight of a mile, try that with your Toyota or Honda. I’m sure there are women somewhere that would like to climax on the back seat as that baby roars over the finish line. It will definitely attract chicks, but not the kind of chick I would want, been there, done that, got over it. It is still street legal, but who would want to run such a machine on the street?

Us monkeys sure can do and make some interesting things, it’s too bad that there are so many of us and that we are so stupid.

Anyfuckingway, it’s in Rick’s shop for a headliner and new carpeting.

The old Franklin Fireplace out in my yard is made of cast iron, John gave it to me. He built many roaring fires in it, you know how stupid white monkeys are, they build huge fires and then stand way back from them. I have it in front of the shelter that covers the loveseat and build small fires in it. I had one out there for a while yesterday as I pondered on things while it rained.

A few days ago I put an aluminum framed window between it and the side wall of the shelter to act as more of a windbreak and weather proof the area better. Decided the best way to anchor it to the stove was with a length of wire. Needed a hole in the top surface, cast iron is not easy to drill, especially cast that has been re-tempered many times. But I have a special ¼ inch bit for drilling holes in glass and it walked through it pretty easily.

A co-worker told George that George's wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with George's best friend. Worried and hurt, George ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true. He came back to the office contented and relieved. His co-worker asked him how it went. "Look," said George. "Don't start such terrible rumors! That guy isn't my best friend...I don't even know him."

Pope baptizes prominent Italian Muslim…. VATICAN CITY - Italy's most prominent Muslim, an iconoclastic writer who condemned Islamic extremism and defended Israel, converted to Catholicism Saturday in a baptism by the pope at a Vatican Easter service.

Rolls eyes, now he isn’t a stupid Muslim monkey, he is a stupid Christian monkey, and worse yet, a Catholic. Now he can work on defending Christian extremism.

An interesting comment questioned my solutions for humanity. Well, it varies depending on how I’m feeling at any given minute. In one moment I want the tribes of monkeys known as mankind to shape up and respect mother earth and at least respect each other even if they can’t love everyone. In the next minute I just want to kill all those fucking idiots and start over again.

I have reflected a long time on the value of life and have decided that life the way we live it has no value.
Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

THE RESURRECTION

Spirit doesn’t do the Christian Easter thing, or the Easter bunny thing, I think that freak must be gay. Spirit does spirits thing, like the resurrection?

JERUSALEM - In a bold defense of Israel, Vice President Dick Cheney said Saturday that the United States wants a new beginning for the Palestinian people but will never pressure Israel to take steps that would jeopardize its security.

Fuck Cheney, fuck Israel. And while you are at it, fuck the Palestinians, the Christians, the Jews, and the Muslims. Stupid monkeys.

Florida Couple Busted for Having Sex on Church Altar. Deputies in Baker County arrested a couple caught having sex in a church. Baker County Sheriff's Deputies say they received a call about a suspicious person outside the Mount Zion Primitive Baptist Church, on the night of March 11th. When asked why they decided to have sex inside the church, police say Rowland told them she wanted a "spiritual and sexual experience."

Ha, ha, ha, you go girl, I hope you left some cum on the alter.

Spirit hopes you have a peaceful Easter, drink some happy juice and get laid.

Have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs….. BBC

AH CRAP !!

I don’t like to go to the big cities anymore, don’t like driving around all those double digit dumb ass dipshit monkeys in their demolition derby’s with their little fucking crosses hanging on their rearview mirrors to protect them. Yeah, right, that explains the fucking brain sticking through the windshield dripping shit on the windshield wiper blade. Wipe, ‘smack’, wipe, ‘smack’, wipe ‘smack’. So how does that feel ya little christian monkey? Your god sure has an interesting sense of humor.

The only interesting thing about those monkeys in the big cities is that some of them have nice boobs. Yes, spirit likes nice boobs, friendly boobs, get over it. Spirit will brush hair to kiss boobs, ah hell, spirit will brush hair just for the hell of it because I like to. Or hug just because I like to, it isn’t always about sex even though we arrive here wired for that. I sure talk about it a lot though, don’t I? Hey, go without it for eight years and you will also, at least you will think about it a lot. Eight years? Yeah, I have my standards no matter how I talk.

But Rick wants to take one of his commercial sewing machines over for a tune up, and has one there that was repaired after UPS fucked it up in shipping, and refused to pay the claim even though it was insured. Not trusting of them anymore we are going to Renton this morning to make sure things get done right, if one of those monkeys don’t fuck things up for us.

Then we will go to the Harbor Freight store in Tacoma for some guy things, tools mostly, handy guys like us can never have too many tools. I have specialty tools I may only use once every ten years, but I have them when I need them.

Lewis has been rather upbeat lately. "What gives?" TZ asked. "Just loving life, TZ. Just loving life," he replied. "Health, togetherness, motivated children and a lack of envy. That is the recipe for a happy life. We've also been having more sex than practically anytime in our marriage." "Wow, that's pretty good after 20 years." "Yes, it is," he mused. "So much so that my wife has taken to calling it her 'medicine'."
"Yeah? Is she swallowing or taking it as a suppository?"

The 21st Century Defined...
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless (smiles)
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our religion - Creedless
Our food - Fatless
Our faith - Godless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relationships - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Clueless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our boss - Brainless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Much less

Ha!! While looking for a special fan yesterday I found my digital blood pressure monitor, I haven’t seen it for ten years. Not that I need it now, I figure that I’ve been dead for at least five years, I’m just too frigging stubborn to stop walking around doing and saying stupid shit. And a case of grease tubes from when I owned my parts house seventeen years ago, that will last me the rest of my life. And the business license I got in Hamilton, Montana after moving there.

Check out this cute link.
Life

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

More stuff

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM . He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large Building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"


Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money.

Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in. Child: Mother, where do babies come from? Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex. (The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.

Child: Oh I see, but last night when I came into yours and daddy's room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that? Mom: Jewelry, dear.

I find it very interesting that with this so called intelligent design that we are that we stick piss sticks into piss holes, or mouths, and enjoy doing it. But I’m not much into getting my dick sucked and I’m not buying a woman jewelry to do it.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has moved into a significant lead over Barack Obama among Democratic voters, according to a new Gallup poll.
Really? Geez, I guess the Democrats are as dumb as the Republicans, or that we can’t believe everything the media monkeys say.

'We live in a nightmare. Death and carnage is everywhere' Ali, Baghdad resident
Not according to Bush and McCain.

Happily married have lower blood pressure than singles…. NEW YORK, March 20 (Reuters Life!) - Marriage really can be a matter of the heart with a U.S. study finding that happily married couples have lower blood pressure than single people.
That may be true, but only if you can find someone you are compatible with. The only women available to me are empire builders and ding bats. Screw it, I’m walking to the beach today.

By 2025, fully a third of the planet's growing population could find itself scavenging for safe drinking water, the United Nations has warned ahead of World Water Day on Saturday.
By 2025 that won’t be the only problem here.

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

Better community

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his wife Carolyn listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?" Wally leaned over, touched Carolyn's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"

The monkeys that didn’t evolve often have better community than mankind does. Many evolved monkeys are so ignorant that they allow others to brain wash them into believing that they deserve to be richer than they are.

I had to go into my camp trailer for something yesterday and noticed that the Lisa monkey had a bible on the bed. Rolls eyes, bibles are for the weak of mind, will, reasoning, and common sense, not to mention those that are easily brainwashed.

We need something better in the White House than rich white trash. I think it's too late to save America, but I'm willing to get the white trash out of the White House and let Obama have a shot at it. George Bush is a fucking idiot, fuck his speech about Iraq, we wouldn’t have so many enemies if we didn’t make them.

While waiting for the washing machine to do it’s thing yesterday I walked to the bank for some money, I had left my wallet at home so didn’t have my debit card with me. Then remembered that I did have my checkbook with me so I went back to the bank. Every time I go in the bank and see that cute sexy blond I go home and have my way with her. Never mind that she isn’t actually with me, it isn’t likely that we would get along well enough to go there. :-)

Yesterday I gave away an office adding machine and an electronic keyboard on Yahoo Freecycle, two fewer things in my way here.

Good grief, there is an interesting statement, what is good about grief? Other than the fact that it is just another emotion that reminds us that we have feelings, good and bad.

Check out this domino trick.
DOMINO TRICK

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

Awareness test

Caution: Reading this blog may make you mentally unstable. Ha, ha, ha. Oh hell, you was in that condition before you came here, carry on then.

In this new era, coming soon to a 21st century region near you, the formerly industrial nations will have a great deal of trouble keeping the lights on, getting around and feeding their people. Vocational niches by the hundreds will vanish, while the need to make up for a failing industrial agriculture, with all its oil and gas inputs, will require a revived agricultural working class in substantial numbers.

If we want to survive the climate crisis we must change. Either we build real community -- with mass transit and local food -- or we will go down clinging to the wreckage of our privatized society.

Here is a link to an interesting awareness test, but is what you miss important if you are supposed to be keeping track of something else? Awareness test

And Carlin is always great, he can rant better than I do, although I don’t always agree with what he says.
A good George Carlin rant

"Now that the president has shown his willingness to bail out Wall Street at taxpayer expense, I hope he will drop his opposition to proposals designed to help ordinary homeowners by giving them the same bankruptcy protections available to other Americans," Reid, D-Nev., said in a statement.
Fuck Wall Street, they have been fucking consumers over for years.

Ants must be tough, there was a couple tiny ones scurrying around in the microwave and I nuked some water for a few minutes and they where still scurrying around.

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Amusing, entertaining & irritating monkeys

TRENTON, N.J. - A former aide to ex-Gov. Jim McGreevey claims he had sexual trysts with McGreevey and his now-estranged wife while they dated before the governor took office.

Ha, ha, ha, the political monkeys are so entertaining and amusing.

BAGHDAD (Reuters) -Vice President Dick Cheney, an architect of the U.S-led invasion of Iraq, on Monday hailed "phenomenal changes" in Iraq on a visit to assess the success of a troop build-up five years after the war began.

That little christian political monkey is so full of shit, he must think we don’t read or watch any news other than American monkey media bullshit. “American monkey media bullshit”, great line.

You can always tell an Irish man, but you can’t tell him much.

President Bush gave an optimistic speech about the economy even though the dollar fell even more, oil hit record highs, and jobs continued to be lost. So when asked what part of the economy is working, Bush said, 'Hookers are doing well.'" -Conan O'Brien

What the world eats
And the above site doesn’t show what the truly starving are having, if anything at all. In places like Kenya and Dufar and such. Of course all the monkey tribal warfare crap doesn’t help at all. There wouldn’t be so much of that if the government monkeys wasn’t so self centered. I could be wrong though, those monkeys are about 200 years behind the times. And I’m sure that the monkeys building Dubai could care less about the starving, or the big shot monkeys that are going there.

I’ll give that Lisa monkey credit for one thing, for a homeless monkey she sure is good at scrounging things. She keeps bringing food here that she gets from place or another and expecting me to figure out what to do with it. Other than that she is just a wandering drunk, harmless, but still just a homeless drunk and I don’t want her bringing anymore food here other than what she is going to eat.

Bah, I’m surrounded by fucking idiots. Go away you fucking monkeys.

Going Green

HAPPY ST. PATRICTRICS DAY !! They are serving corned beef and cabbage at the beer church this afternoon so I’ll spray some green on my hair and wander over there for a serving and visit with my beer church monkey friends for a bit. Many of them are examples of how not to be ya know.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Irish Proverbs
* May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.
* Continual cheerfulness is a sign of wisdom. [Bullshit !]
* A change of work is as good as a rest.
* Trouble hates nothing as much as a smile.
* A good retreat is better than a bad stand.
* Time is a great storyteller.
* The work praises the man.
* There is light at the end of the tunnel. [It’s a fucking train]
* You will never plough a field if you only turn it over in your mind.
* A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. [Goes well with some beer]
* Reputations last longer than lives. [Believe everything you hear about me]
* Don't postpone a good deed.
* Making the beginning is one third of the work.

I went out to Josephine’s yesterday, to get some scrap wood from the deck a tree fell on and demolished. Most of it was true one inch decking and a lot of it is salvageable that I can use in projects, like if I decide to make my own camper.

Josephine is the sweet old lady that owns the really nice yurt that she let me use for a spiritual retreat with others for a few days last fall. I know that I did a post on it but I can’t find the link to it. Oh well, it was just some monkeys fucking around that didn’t get the world fixed.

New around here? Maybe you would like to read about my old retreat. My old retreat

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Beware!!!!!!!

Wal-mart is selling lounge chairs made in China, and the plastic is very very cheap and thin. Purchase at your own risk.




What celebrity just announced they're engaged...
What celebrity just had a major meltdown...
What celebrity just landed their dream role...
What spirit doesn’t give a fuck?

A police officer stops a car for speeding. The officer walks up and says, "Son what's your name?" The man replies, "My name is Tyrone." The officer says, "What's your whole name?" Tyrone replies, "What you need my ho's name for? She ain't even in da car."

So this Lisa lady that I’m letting stay in my camp trailer for a bit is no problem at all. She is seldom here and maybe stays in it every other night, where she is the rest of the time I don’t know. I have learned that she isn’t on drugs but does drink herself into stupidity every chance she gets. I speculate that she goes to her ex mates place as he is more than willing to get her drunk so he can bang her. It’s fun to speculate when you don’t know the truth. And I’m often right on.

She seems intelligent but there are Mensa members that are homeless and standing in soup lines because they don’t use their brains properly. Interesting.

VOTE YES ON PREPARATION H !!

I love this definition…. California: in its latter stages of being America's all-purpose shit magnet.

The wedding I performed yesterday was small, but it was a nice group and time, then I dropped into beer church for a couple of brews.

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More videos to watch

I don’t believe in the God (s) in the old books, I do believe in spirit and that we are that spirit.

George Carlin-Religion is bullshit
Bill Maher on Religion
Bill Maher on Islam
Bill Maher on Mormons
Bill Maher on Jesus Camp
George Carlin on the American dream

I bought a tarp to put over the camper yesterday, now I can keep it dry during these rainy days.

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A great video

Great video
Great video, those monkeys that evolved with their religions all have insanity’s in them. I think the only way we will get peace on this planet is to kill all of them and burn all their books and bury their history.

They are intent on destroying the planet because they think their God will come along someday and fix it. Yeah, right. *rolls eyes, wanders off to Beer Church*

Those idiots, every camper I ever worked on the roof skin was lapped over the wall skin. But not on this camper, the roof was installed and then the wall skins were lapped over the roof skin. There is a guaranteed leak when the sealer ages. That is what I discovered yesterday when I removed one of the roof gutters. I swear, I’ll put a pop rivet in each of the screw holes as I’m not installing that kind of gutter again. I’m surrounded by fucking idiots.

I’ve came up with a temporary fix good for maybe five years, I’ll share my brilliance with you later.

Years ago I went to analysis. They told me I had an unresolved Oedipus complex. Which, according to them, meant I want to sleep with my mother. Which is preposterous. My father didn’t even want to sleep with my mother. Ha, ha, ha.

What's the first sign of AIDS? A pounding sensation in your ass.

Nothing new and exciting to report here, other than I’m performing a wedding on Saturday. Here is a link to one I posted about. A wedding I did

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Interesting dish

Salad shooters really aren’t made to grind up meat with, are they? Ha, ha, ha. But it works if the meat is cooked first. Yesterday I slow cooked two steaks that Lisa bought her first night here and wasn’t using so I slow cooked them until nice and tender. Then I ground them up through the salad shooter, and a chunk of cheese and can of water chestnuts.

Mixed in two small cans of tomato juice, two eggs and some seasonings and baked in a casserole dish with a layer of biscuit mix on top, very good.

Laundry day

Yup, it’s laundry day here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse again.

It’s been raining lightly here a lot, keeping the humidity up and making it hard to get the camper dried out so I can start putting it back together. But there are little prep things I can to in the mean time.

It’s becoming obvious why Lisa is homeless so much of the time. She is a total airhead running on three brain cells, and one is always sticking to a cranium wall while the other two beat each other up. Sharon sent me an email saying to not get involved with her because she was a problem. She wasn’t any problem at all, she stayed one night and part of a day, slept 16 hours, then ran off with a dude with a sports car. Ha, ha, ha.

But !! She returned yesterday, and was in bed when I returned from Rick’s shop about six last evening, okay, I think I’m dealing with a drug addict here and that doesn’t fly on my place. I’ll give her two weeks to find another place to stay.

Last night I rented the movie NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, interesting.

Seeds tip

Get a load of this Whale, move your mouse to the side and back over it. Cute one

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