Who in the fuck is William Cook?

William, where are you? When I get mail addressed to William Cook I throw it away, if you want your mail you will have to provide me with your address. Respectfully, Billy B Cook. SAA

In Iceland, an unmarried person who sits at the corner of a table won't marry for seven years. A pregnant
woman who drinks from a cracked cup risks having a baby with a hare-lip.

In Japan, picking up a comb with its teeth facing your body brings bad luck.

In Malta, churches with two towers are fitted with a clock face in each but the two clocks always tell different times to confuse the Devil about the time of the service.

In Nigeria, a man hit with a broom becomes impotent unless he retaliates seven times with the same broom. Sweeping a house at night brings misfortune to the occupants.

In Poland, bringing lilac into the house is a sure sign of impending death.

In Scotland, red and green should never be worn together. It is unlucky to throw vegetables on to the fire and to carry a spade through the house. This means that a grave will soon be dug. And three swans flying together means a national disaster is imminent.

In Holland, people with red hair bring bad luck.

In China, sweeping out a house removes all the good luck, especially on Chinese New Year.

Rolls eyes, the monkeys sure have some strange beliefs.

With the Supreme Court trying to determine whether the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution really says that we can keep and bear arms, the following is quite interesting...

A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
Calculation) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

C) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
D) The number of accidental gun deaths per year is 1,500.
Calculation) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is
.0000188.
Statistics courtesy of FBI
E) So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Two 90 year olds had been dating for some time, when the man told the woman, I think it's time we had sex, don't you? She agreed, and they had sex.

Afterward, as they were laying in bed, the old man thinks to himself, "My God, if I had known that she was a virgin, I would have been more gentle with her!"

Meanwhile, the old woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I had known that the old geezer could really get it up I would have taken off my pantyhose!"

A lady was looking for a TV on Yahoo Freecycle so I gave her my 25 inch one, it had been in storage for about three years anyway. I bought a new 19 inch one about a year ago with AVI jacks on the front of it so I could hook my karaoke machine up to it.

Took a look at the new books at the library while I was out being as she lives near it and I delivered the TV to her because she hasn’t got a reliable car. Interesting title, “Try Dying”. Hell, try not dying, it’s a given that you will, the only thing that counts is what you do between being born and dying.

And there was “Life After Death” by Deepak Chopra, I don’t need a book by that babbling over paid idiot to tell me about life after death, I know all about it, I’ve blogged about it plenty.

Re-examine all that you have been told - dismiss that which insults your soul, if you are in contact with your soul that is.

The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.

A female Mountie pulled over a drunk Saskatchewan farmer driving down the back roads. She said to him, "You're under arrest, anything you say, can and will be held against you." "OK," replied the farmer. "Tits!"

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC