Stupid monkeys [Updated]

That cartoon is pretty much what the religious nuts god is like, all powerful my butt.

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out. 'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.

We got some sun here yesterday, so I let the little guy out so he could soak up some vitamin D for a while, all 2 ½ inches of him. It’s Sunday here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse, lets look at some news.

WESTON, Wis. - Police are investigating an 11-year-old girl's death from an undiagnosed, treatable form of diabetes after her parents chose to pray for her rather than take her to a doctor.

I can see why a religious crackpot wouldn’t take her child to a monkey doctor, but depend on her god instead. But I guess her God was off fucking around somewhere else, ever notice that he does that a lot, like in the posted comic?

LOS ANGELES - A Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane called Thursday for an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation.

It appears that nipple rings can be difficult and painful to remove. Being always curious spirit is wondering if this woman has a mate, how do you kiss a nipple with a bar or ring through it? Wouldn’t that be irritating to the nipple? Being a long time nipple kisser I don’t get that. I’ll bet that little monkey isn’t getting any. They should have let her on the plane without having to remove them though.

'Earth Hour' to plunge millions into darkness…. SYDNEY (AFP) - Twenty-six major cities around the world are expected to turn off the lights on major landmarks, plunging millions of people into darkness to raise awareness about global warming, organizers said.

One crummy hour, big deal, that isn’t going to save the planet. So they turn off a bunch of lights for a bit to show their concern for the planet and then they build big polluting bonfires, has spirit ever mentioned that I’m surrounded by fuckin’ idiots? Spirit needs a frigging drink.

NEW YORK - U.S. stocks moved toward a higher open Friday as investors awaited a reading on February personal incomes and spending — figures that could reveal whether consumers are pulling back because of concerns about the economy.

TOKYO - Japan's inflation rate climbed at its fastest rate in a decade in February and the jobless rate worsened to 3.9 percent under data released Friday, raising concerns about the health of the world's second-largest economy.

Stock markets are just greed, plain old greed, and it grows until it tumbles and takes everyone down with it. It’s just a godfuckingdamnit big clusterfuck taking all of us down with it. Don’t get spirit started, you know how I get.

I have Rick’s riding lawnmower here to check out and service, in exchange for keeping it repaired I use it also. I hate mowing grass, I don’t have much, but Helen’s yard has a lot, but others think I should. But I don't water it or put fertilizer on it so I don’t have to mow it as often as others mow their lawns that they think are showpieces. Fuck their planet destroying lawns, and don’t get spirit started about golf courses, you know how I get.

When I went to get my free cable modem yesterday and was returning home – on a four lane highway – I was in the left lane – doing the speed limit – passing slower cars on the right when the monkey on my right decided to move into my lane – I had to hit my brakes and veer into the oncoming traffic lane to keep that monkey from hitting me. Stupid fucking monkeys – don’t pay enough attention to what they are doing – have no respect for others. In this state a lot of them don’t even have insurance.

Jimmy….. I did go to beer church for a bit yesterday, it was quite and sort of boring so I just had two beers and chatted with a few folks for a bit, ragged on Ralph for taking up two parking spots, then went to Rick’s shop because it’s more interesting there.

Cathy…. We don’t proof read spelling and grammar here, don’t worry about it, the English language is a piece of crap that the wordsmith monkeys keep screwing with anyway.

If a blog read like a book, and there was a lot of muttering and clutter removed from this one it would make a lot more sense. I should just write a book, but I won’t, the fucking monkeys wouldn’t understand it anyway.

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC