Take this with a grain of salt.Good morning dear readers, yup, it’s Godfuckingdamnit Dog Friday, where some folks honor the dog as if he is God, over humans even.
Bill the Cat here reminding y’all that cats rule!! Yup, in our culture it’s Dog Shish Kebab Friday here at Polly’s Hokey Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse. Okay, admittedly it’s much more popular in the Korea's and other parts of the world, and maybe a few Native Americans eat some of it in secret, but it’s still mighty fine tasting.
We won’t offer any recipes as y’all know how you like your meat marinated and what veggies you want to use and how to cook them. Our choice is over a nice little campfire.
Yum, yum, this Terrier is mighty tasty, and the St. Bernard is out of this world. Oh, look, a stray Irish Setter, here doggy, nice doggy, hum, we need to fatten you up a bit but you’ll make a very nice stew. And a warm hat.
And those yappy little backup auxiliary dogs, you know, the ones under ten pounds. We just slap them on a spit and roast them whole, for snacks ya know. Hey, monkey meat isn’t all that bad either,
The crazy folks at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse wish you all happy snacking. BBC
And now, just to be a bit on the heavy side. Keep in mind that every civilization in the past that put more stock in their pets over the humans are now history in the ruts of time and space. Think about it. Besides, if push comes to shove, and the world got very ugly, many people would eat their dogs. One of the strongest instructions you arrive here with is the instruction to survive. It’s how mankind has managed to survive when all odds have been against him.
Hey, don’t stop reading, I’m not fucking done yet. LOL…. I’m disappointed that not one person yesterday told me that they fully understood the comic I posted.
If you had to choose one vice in exclusion of all others what would it be? Sex, but maybe that isn’t a vice being is we arrive here hardwired that way.
If you could change one specific thing about the world what would it be? End greed.
Name the cartoon character you identify with the most. Depends on the day.
If you could live one day in your life over again which one would it be? Any day on the boat.
If you could go back in history and spend a day with one person who would it be? Einstein.
What is the one thing you lost sold or threw away that you wish you could have back? My youth.
What is your one most important contribution to this world. It’s coming.
What is your one hidden talent that nearly no one knows about? I’m nice on the inside. LOL
What is your most cherished possession? I don’t much cherish possessions, but maybe my property.
What one person influenced your life the most when growing up? My maternal grandmother.
What one word describes you better than any other? I hate these fucking questionnaires that try to limit me to one word. LOL…. Misunderstood.
11 comments:
TZ says...
My wife and I were having dinner with friends. The women were
talking about how difficult it is to spend time alone with us
husbands, and us men were talking about how we'd all like to
run away and hide.
Then the women started talking about the joys of childrearing,
and us men kept talking about running and hiding. Then the
women began discussing what they missed most about having
little babies.
"I miss feeding them," said one middle-aged mother of two
teenagers.
I said, "Yeah, well I miss making them."
.....
After the end of the Finnish war, a young female reporter from
a British newspaper was sent to Finland to write an article
about the soldiers home-coming. She had interviewed half a
dozen, when she met Pekka on the street.
"Excuse me," she said "but were you in the war?"
"Yah, I was in the infantry."
"Would you mind to answer a few questions for a newspaper
article?"
"No, I wouldn't mind at all."
"When you came home, when the war was over, what was the first
thing you did?"
"I fucked me wife." Pekka said bluntly. The journalist went
crimson, and tried desperately to changethe subject.
"After that. I mean, what did you do after that?"
"I fucked her again." he answered. If possible the journalist
turned even more red and got even more desperate to change
the subject.
"Other than that! Uh -what did you do when you were finished
with all that?"
"Then I unstrapped my skis and removed my heavy backpack."
....
"It's been reported that Rudolph Giuliani has trademarked
the name "Rudolph Giuliani" so other candidates don't use
his name in negative campaign ads. For similar reasons,
Hillary Clinton has trademarked the words 'Ball-Buster,'
'Castrator' and 'Nut-Cruncher.'
---Conan O'Brien
....
Be thankful for the things that you do have; like a loving
partner, or a friend, or a dog, or a cat, or a good hand to
whack off with. Gratitude is always only a decision away.
....
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got
myself two girlfriends.
....
"I see you were last employed by a psychiatrist," said the
employer to the applicant. "Why did you leave?"
"Well," she replied, "I just couldn't win. If I was late to
work, I was hostile. If I was early, I had an anxiety complex.
If I was on time, I was compulsive."
....
A secretary, out with appendicitis, was being visited by a
co-worker in the hospital.
"How are things at the office going, Claudia?" she asked.
"Well, they're all sharing your work. Jody is making the
coffee, Louise is reading all your magazines, and Cathy
is making it with the boss."
thanks for doing the meme. I tried to create one that wasn't so gay.
I think many people would rather kill and eat their spouse than their little ankle biter dog.
I'm not sure I got the cartoon exactly but I thought it was typical behavior of a wasp.
I note that you try to stay light, Hammer. Where I get heavy, balance. :-)
Candorville
What you want to hear
Mrs. God is a bitch... LOL
Sinfest
I get heavy and more broad minded over scotch on the rocks. It brings my barriers down.
Problem is, I slur my typing when liquored up.
I've always been broad minded.
Oh......
LOL
You know, all over the world it starts to become more and more common that people eat both dog- and cat-meat.
Even resaturants in Scandinavia has been taken for serving dog/cat-meat.Not to talk about here in Egypt...
They do? I thought it was going out of fashion. Hum, well, it's their cultures I guess. They could be doing worse things. But I wouldn't think of eating one unless it was all that was around to eat.
BBC I love DOG FRIDAY hope you keep it going....my favorite was the nose picking joke...
funny story.
some years ago i had a great big german sheppard dog named, surprisingly, rocky. he wasn`t my idea, though i loved him dearly. he was sprung from the local pound by my dear ex-wife (i miss them both, for different reasons......).
one day we had a small fire in our townhouse and once the repairs were completed we bought a new stove as the old one was damanged in the fire. the deliverymen arrived with the stove but wouldn`t go in the house until i removed the dog.
apparently the people who came to deliver the stove were afraid of the dog because where they came from they ate dogs and were concerned that the soul of the dogs they had been eating might be re-incarnated in my guy......
i thought that it might have been a perfect opportunity to see if re-incarnation was true or not right then and there.
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