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I mostly goofed off yesterday, what did you do? Work for the business monkeys? He, he, he. It wasn’t a good day for working on the camper, I need a shop to work on it in this time of year. But it’s only January, it will get done in due time.

Jamie said something about my blog. “One thing about a blog with a lot of different subjects. It's like a cluttered desk. A cluttered desk may indicate a cluttered mind, but think what an empty desk says.”

Quote of the Day …."Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?" -James Thurber

Life is what we make it. We are what we choose to be. No use blaming the other guy for our mistakes. We made them. Through mistakes we learn.

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death.

I've learned that at no time should I presume anyone else will think the way I do. And there is the whole rub, you monkeys think you know how to think.

War's a game, which, were their subjects wise, Kings could not play at.

Virtue is often the result of insufficient temptation. Ah, but if you want to shut me up drop by and stick a boob in my mouth. Here is your temptation. He, he, he.

On Scott’s blog he spoke of his mild superpowers, do you have any?
Two that I can think of quickly.
1: Driving women crazy because they deserve it.
2: Bending bullshit.

I will also add that I’m a pretty good bullshit filter.

You monkeys just don’t get this ‘ALL’ part do you? I am the ALL, this is all mine, and most of the rest of you are just screwing it up. Ah hell, I know what you want, you want humor, so here is some frigging humor, read it and then get the hell off of my blog.

"Will I be the first to do this to you ?" whispered the man after his bride-to-be finally consented to sex. "What a silly question," giggled the girl. "I don't even know what position you want to use yet."

Hollywood Squares
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.

Wait a minute, I’m not fucking done talking. I looked at a ladies blog yesterday and she was whining about her living with her piece of crap drunken daughter and what a pain in the butt it is. So I get to thinking, why would anyone do that? I’ve never stayed in any situation I didn’t like if I couldn’t correct it. I think that she should tell her daughter to stop being a piece of crap and shape up because she needs to hear it.

And she should move into her own place, she is a senior citizen and there are plenty of affordable senior housing programs where they and get into nice living quarters. If she is somewhere that she doesn’t like it’s because she isn’t doing anything about it. And if she feels like whining she should go look in a mirror and whine to the person looking back at her. Maybe she can figure out that her problem is right there looking at her. It appears to me that the answer to some of her happiness is just a relocation. I would never live with a problem drunken daughter, son, wife, or anyone else. Maybe with a happy friendly drunk, but never a problem irresponsible one that gets DUI’s and hasn’t got a drivers license, auto insurance, etc, etc. Those people have issues and think they should have complete freedom to do as they wish. They believe in complete freewill.

When I first moved to this town I was really stupid about certain kinds of people. That is, having a deep understanding of how they actually tick. I met a lady that while she was a very good con, a convincing talker, she was still a piece of crap. I figured I could help her change that, that is how stupid I was at the time. I’ve talked about this before, I spent thousands getting her out of a bunch of trouble because she convinced me that she really didn’t want to hang out in bars all the time, she just did so because she didn’t have anyone to do other things with.

Yeah, right, the day I got all her problems fixed she copped an attitude on me and then went and got in a lot of trouble again. I was new in town, I had never known these type of women, she had been a bar fly for years and she still is. I won’t even say hi when I see her, she is a piece of shit that just thinks she is wonderful. I sure did learn a lot from her though. And I can’t say that it was the drinking that made her fucked up. I’ve met women that drink very little that are also fucked up in how they think things like their presumed freewill and independence. They make lousy partners because they are not team players.

Like my friends wife, his pet drunk I call her. He often works seven days a week and she doesn’t. But she won’t clean the house, do the laundry, cook decent meals, blah, blah, blah, and heads for the bar every night at about five, without him. She just sits on a barstool and cons people into thinking that she is a wonderful person, and they seem to believe it. But I know better because I know them well. And the relationship isn’t even about a sexual attraction because they seldom do that. I would have booted her butt out a long time ago. He talks about it but I don’t think he ever will. He knows it’s wrong, he doesn’t mind that I call her his pet drunk, he understands the truth even if he won’t do anything about it.

Remember, friendship is like peeing your pants.......everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth!

Anyway, did you read this before or after working for the business monkeys? He, he, he. Know what’s interesting? The more I blabber and rant, the more hits my site gets. Boy, you are really sick people. LOL