A few folks have posted pictures of benches they like to sit on at times. This bench is on the North Olympic hiking trail, a miles walk from the Morse Creek parking lot. I sat on it a few days ago as I pondered on things. It faces the Puget Sound (it’s on the beaches edge) and Victoria and the islands if one should wish to ponder on what is over there. On a clear day you also have a nice view of Mt. Baker.
It would be a lovely bench to share with someone, maybe fondle some boobs a little out in nature. I’m such a dreamer. The last time I sat on it with a woman was with the president of the local chapter of The Insane Chicks Society, she is pretty much afraid of men and a close relationship unless she feels that she is in complete control every minute, can’t just relax.
And she darn sure doesn’t talk openly like some of the women on this blog, I think she has issues with sex. Oh well. Says that she feels safe around me, no reason why she shouldn’t, I may let my feelings be known but I don’t force myself on a woman. As far as I’m concerned my telling her that I would like to kiss her breasts was a compliment and shouldn’t spook her. It’s not like I have said that to very many women.
It’s a happy day, I’m having three teeth pulled today, I love having my teeth yanked out, it’s better than Christmas. My teeth hate me, I hate my teeth. I’ve fought with those damn teeth all my life and started losing them when I was a kid.
Finely got rid of all the uppers about a year and a half ago and got a denture, that I seldom wear. I only have nine lower ones left, six after this morning, and they need work. Six right in the front, I’m going to try to get the dentist to pull them also, that would make me so happy.
My argument will be “Doc, give me a break and take them out, I heard that women like to have their nipples gummed”. Wish me luck.
Life may not have given you what you want, but I hope that you are learning to like what you have. Nothing I own is fancy, but I love all of it anyway.
Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC
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I'm sure that a lot of us can relate to the Sinfest comic today.
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you know that your over the hill when women feel safe with you.
Na, women have always felt safe with me.
You are a silly man....smiles
be well,
T
Okay, I'm going to take that as a compliment. :-)
Now, back to splitting more firewood.
It is a compliment. While you are getting that wood, I have a firepit that could use some... do you mind?...smiles
T
Hi, I've seen you around on some of the other blogs so just thought I would stop by and say hello!
So... uh, hello!
Enjoy the bench.
I like benches! Had one at the bottom of the garden for a while. Used to smoke a spliff and watch the kittens play in the 'cat palace' (we look after strays for Cats Protection).
It got wood worm and collapsed on me one day.
I had to sit on the ground to finish my spliff.
Like benches. Preferably without woodworm...
Hi, saw you over on Josie's so came to say Gidday.
You have made me laugh, so I will be back.
One of the oldest lines women say is: I feel safe with you. Usually said when they do not want to feel safe with you.
You have a point there, they want you to take them to bed, but they are uncomfortable with it.
I would think being gummed would be a hell of a alot better than being bitten. :o)
I hate the dentist, but I love sitting and enjoying the beautiful scenery.
I hear you get a quarter inch more tongue that way, too.:)
I think if a man said he wanted to kiss my breasts I'd take it as a compliment. I think I'd rather he'd kissed my lips first though.
Glad you had a happy day - I don't think losing my teeth would count as a very happy day for me, but I can see why you would think so if they have been a problem since childhood =)
Teeth can be a nuisance especially when eating Cadbury's curly wurlys
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