And you can't fix it with your involvement in politics. The political monkeys like their game, they just allow you to think you are a part of it.Oh well, it's laundry day here at Polly's Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse. If I can't change the world I can at least change my underwear.
*ring - ring*
Hello.
(Mumble, mumble.)
Hey wifey – telephone.
Who is it, honey?
I don’t know, someone that wants to talk to the resident cocksucker.
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Don't trust in any God, lock your car.
You basically have a two party system, the left and the right. Both want to enslave you to their ideologies, whatever they are, on any given day the left sounds like the right and the right sounds like the left. The words that come to mind are ‘BAT SHIT CRAZY’. But I could be wrong, maybe they are all insane. Ever hear of moderation?
Welcome to 2008, a year of morally obscene, fiscally unsustainable spending.
Hillary said she's the strongest fiscal responsibility candidate.
Ha, ha, ha. These political monkeys sure do spread a lot of monkey shit around, I'd better put my hip waders on.
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American Greed & Politics
which candidate is the military industrial complex supporting?
I'm sure they don't care, they will train the new faces.
The faces will change. That's all I expect to happen.
Cat food manufactures must think cats care how their food is shaped.
Heres your food kitty, isn't it cool? It's shaped like fish.
"What?"
Fish.
"What?"
Fish, you know, fish.
"What is a fucking fish? Just go the fuck away and let me eat in peace, stupid monkey."
[Most cats don't know what a fish looks like, or what it is called, and could care less]
I gave away a TV this morning, on Yahoo Freecycle. I should give away a couple more of them.
wow - i use freecycle all the time - especially during the remodel of my house...i got rid of so much stuff..
i also get stuff from friends and family and give it away
and my cats know what a fish is - as i got them swimming around in this tank in the living room - it's like their fish tv - and the front and back porches - that's their bird tv...
Stalin/Stalin '08
Oh poo, Stalin is dead, I think it's my turn to be the next dictator of the world.
Well, benevolent monarch.
why not chavez?
he likes to sell oil at a discount to impoverished americans.
Robo-Stalin/Chavez '08
Woozie, you quack me up, I wonder what you will be like if you get to my age. Not that I'm assuming you will.
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