First, I’ve added Enemy Of The Republic to my links. I love that name, I don’t think much of the Republic myself. she should change the name of her blog to that. She still has questions but she comes here for the answers. LOLI would give her a thinking woman’s award but I don’t want it going to her head. (more lol). I’m thinking of removing the Gods Are Bored link, she keeps harping to honor all religions, I can’t do that, I’m a pagan in that respect and think they are all stupid. When are people going to get it in their thick heads that fringe elements of religions are always rising up and causing problems on this planet? Given enough time even a Mormon fringe element will spring up someday.
But right now it’s the Christians like Bush, and the Muslims that are the biggest worry. And the fool Taliban.
Many on this planet think that their lives were preplanned, some part of some Gods plan, which God they mean I don’t konw. Pretty fucking badly put together plan if you ask me.
So what is the plot? What is this? A fucking rehearsal before the opening performance? What a stupid fucking play, shoot the writer, on any given day I would be happy with getting off the stage.
I have my own plot, to save the world I must take over the world, kick its ass, make it get in shape and be good, I figure the best way to that is for everyone to get drunk and get laid. My back up plot is to get laid, or whichever comes first. Can’t even manage that because I only get along with women like Helen. Ah what the hell, after seven or eight years of no sex you would think I would be used to it.
I went to the Eagles for a while last evening to listen to some good country music and watch the couples do vertical foreplay before going home to the horizontal stuff. When I think about it I still think it is weird that we stick pee sticks inside of pee holes. You call that an intelligent design? I think someone has a weird frigging sense of humor if that is so. I have to admit though that it sure does feel good.
And of course I enjoyed some spirits, the omnipresent spirit loves some spirits. It goes well with that pee stick, pee hole stuff. It’s been helping people get laid for thousands of years. LOL
Talked to Steve and Cheryl for a bit, I hitched them up about five years ago, fun Irish couple, that was a fun wedding to perform, and then we went and had a fun party. Talked to Gary and Lynn for a bit, her chemo treatments are going well and she is doing well. She seems to have grown up at last, isn’t always pissing away their money on scratch tickets hoping to get rich and seems happy with just what they have.
Danced once with Lorrie, a nice lady, basic country girl that is retired from the forest service, I enjoy talking to her, I know that she is smart because she always agrees with what I say. :-)
Helen is like a mother with a teenager, she likes to go to bed when it gets dark, this time of year about five-thirty. But when I go out for the evening she stays up until I come back home so that she can be assured that I got back safe and sound. She just sits there in the dark and when I pull into the shared driveway by the time I get the gate closed she has turned the light on so I go over to say good night and give her a hug.
I never had a mother like Helen, my mother couldn’t wait for me to get out of the house, and when I turned 18 I was more than happy to leave. The only good years of my childhood was when I lived with my grandparents, they were poor, but that didn’t bother me, we had things rich people don’t have.
The sad reality about America’s historical amnesia – if not outright hostility toward the hard truths of history – will mean that few, if any, lessons will be learned from the eight years of George W. Bush. That, in turn, will leave open the likelihood that the same mistakes will be repeated again.
Politics - main attraction – distraction. You don’t fool me for a minute, I know that deep inside that you don’t want to be ruled by politics. That you want to be the supreme ruler of the world. What I don’t know is if you would suck at it. And I have an uneasy gut feeling that Mr. Bush and crew have some kind of a devious plan to try to take over this country, if not the world. I am so screwed, but then, so are you.
Music, gotta love music. How can I kiss the lips in the evening that chewed on my ass all day long? How about Tim’s version. How can I kiss the lips in the evening that sucked on my best friends dick all day long? LOL
I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again, hey friends, let’s all go down to Texas. LOL
Hey, have a great day, hugs…. BBC

22 comments:
Sinfest
Notice his header remark.
I'm afraid of organized American Christian religions, anyone that reads the bible. They all have an insanity in them.
"If you ask me, this country could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans. I'm not sure that motivation is always a good thing. You show me a lazy prick lying in bed all day watching TV, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble." - George Carlin
Humor.....
I had forgotten to get my estrogen patch prescription re-filled, and soon the symptoms of menopause--hot flashes, forgetfulness and irritability returned. At the drugstore, I found myself telling the pharmacist all
about my problems. After listening patiently, he asked, "So, how many people asked you to get this refilled?
In the news... Spouses Who Fight Live Longer.
A good argument with your spouse could be just what the doctor ordered. Preliminary results from a survey of married couples suggest that disputing husbands and wives who hold in their anger die earlier than expressive couples.
That depends on if they learn how to fight properly.
Anger is good for you, expressing it and getting it out, those that say it isn't are wrong.
my only goal is to enjoy the ride on this sweet little planet. i enjoy my ride much more in the company of dogs than with most humans.
Too funny, don't watch the video if you don't like the F word.
South Park
Here is a good one, loved it. Get a gun and be your own cop. The world is getting to be an uglier place and self protection is something you are entitled to.
Self Protection
Some very interesting points. I don't know what the plot is yet either, but I do think that I am writing it day by day...
And hell, I'll smoke weed with Willi what the hell... Let's go to Luckenbach while were at it (is that how it's Fkn' spelled??) lol
I think the people of Luckenbach know the plot.
Hey I just thought of something (hear me out here for a moment). I, being a woman already had the jump on being bat shit crazy, you had to work at it just a little harder. :) ahahah ok, that's my good joke for the day.
No wait, I forgot about this other joke that i think you'll get a testicle cramp out of-->
"A recent study proved that 90% of women at some point in their lives have intelligent DNA in their bodies. The study also showed that 83% spit it back out." ((rolls eyes))
I told that one to my husband... he laughed his nuts off (hence the testicle cramps).
LOL
**scratches fleas**
They shouldn't spit it out, it reduces their chances of getting cancer. Isn't that weird?
OH THANK GAWWD! That with the coffee and chocolate should save me.
I hear the women of Luckenbach are in the 17% of the 90... LOL
I don't do pot, I need some nicotine patches...
Yeah, four patches and another cigg. LOL
Not sure I ever had a plot to lose meself.
Christ I thought AJ said 'Testicle Clamps'! Always worth double checkin'
Testicle Clamps.... LOL
FourD!!! You're incorrigible. But that's why I love you.
It's almost noon, time to go to the war protest. C ya all later.
you are quite an angry little man at times aren't you?
when you are done trying to save the world one christian at a time maybe we can sit back and have a beer and watch the whole world implode together, and then helen will hug me too and say goodnight and i'll have the best sleep of my life.
Yes, Cher, I am an angry man at times. And don't tell me that you are not an angry woman at times. You are just holding it all in until it blows up.
You bet, we'll sit and drink a beer together as we watch your implosion take the world out. I'm sure that Helen will think it's all quite a hoot because she doesn't give a fuck anyway.
Hey, what a way to go... LOL
I want to point out that if you understand your history that almost all the greats in it where angry. Even Jesus was an angry man. And the bible is no authority on Jesus.
I don't Think I rule the world.
I do rule it.
That's why it's in such a mess.
Now, where did I leave those multicellular organisms?...
Love,
Terri in Joburg
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