Saturday, March 01, 2008

It’s going to get worse

You really should read the news story.
In the news

Based on my current world view and the direction I see this country going it is my opinion that interesting and hard times are coming. That this whole country will be deeply affected by them and that there will be a deep depression. There are things in motion that we can't stop. Instead of being an empire builder I've been preparing for them, and I’m going to more earnestly get on with other preparations. Like making a garden spot and things like that. I suspect that people are going to have to go back to being more self-sufficient.

Those that want to be optimistic can do so if they like, but I’m getting more prepared, it’s always good to be prepared. I’m glad that I learned a lot of skills through my life, they have served me well and will continue to do so.

If this government goes broke I’ll likely lose my retirement income, but that’s okay, I’ll deal with it and there is only Helen and I to take care of and we both need so little to be happy. American’s have always been optimistic that good times would return, I don’t think they will this time, not for some time anyway.

It’s good to be optimistic, but it’s wise to be prepared, and thankful for what you do have, even if it is just basic shelter and some food in your gut.

Spotted on a young ladies blog. He is looking for a lady that will mess with his emotions and cause irreparable damage to his ego.

That’s not hard, pick one, any one. But I don’t allow them to mess with my ego anymore, my ego has been through too much and I’m not putting up with them and their needs anymore. After ten years I’ve accepted being okay with living alone. I love the idea of women, I just don’t like what they are these days, generally speaking.

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK (A joke)
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk was standing behind me and watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?' The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

Have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

5 comments:

Löst Jimmy said...

I am often my most lucid when drunk

BBC said...

A new study says that having sex decreases your chances of getting a cold. The more sex you have, the less you'll have a cold. Just wait until guys get hold of this. A woman sneezes and he'll be saying, "Hey, I've got something for that."

Na, I’ve gotten tired of trying to get along with women on a personal level, I’m just not an empire builder and into four buck cups of coffee like they are. But I agree with the study about not getting a cold, I never get one, but I got my cure at the adult store when I bought a Cyberskin vagina. Google it guys.

Now I just chat with women but avoid personal relationships with them. The women on this planet have changed and other than women like the wise and wonderful old Helen I want little to do with them. I think I will go to the beach today.

BBC said...

I went to bullshit with Sally for a bit yesterday, Friday is the only day she works a shift at the beer church, took her a piece of cake.

She is a pretty smart old lady and we like to spar with each other. :-)

Jay said...

ouch!
that's a harsh way to know that you aren't married!
haha

BBC said...

Hello, Jay, but it's an honest way and long time readers of this blog know that I'm not married and haven't been since the 80's.