Monday, April 21, 2008

My Tootsie-Pop

Tootsie-Pop
Tootsie-Pop
Oh how I love my little
Tootsie-Pop

Popped her in the kitchen
And I popped her in the hall
Popped her in the bedroom
And I popped her against the wall

Popped her in the mountains
And I popped her at the mall
Popped her at her Mothers
And I popped her at her Pa’s

She grabbed my song
In the garage
And I popped her
On our rod

I popped her in the yard
And I popped her on the sod.
I popped her on the fountain
And I popped her on our rod

Tootsie-Pop oh
Tootsie-Pop
Oh how I love my little
Tootsie-Pop-Pop-Pop

I got an email from the president of the local chapter of THE INSANE CHICKS SOCIETY (TICS) that reminded me of an old saying. She said, “My world does not revolve around money either, and I don't want to hear this bullshit any more from you.”

It reminded me of a old saying so I shot back with, “I hear what you are saying but I see what you are doing. It’s interesting to me that people can lie to themselves and not see it.”

Hell, she owns two fancy properties here, goes to bat shit crazy California to earn big bucks and spends them on her properties here. Don’t tell me that her world doesn’t revolve around money, I’m not that frigging stupid.

Mary came over yesterday, she lives on the block behind me, she was looking for something to sift the dirt in her garden through. I just happened to have a neat sifter I made when I worked on an organic farm so I gave it to her. If I ever need another I’ll make one.

Hey, have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. BBC

19 comments:

BBC said...

I'm going out of town today to fix a wood burning stove thermostat for a lady. The place is on a river, I think I'll take a picnic lunch.

BBC said...

Karate, I don't get it.

*kick*
*bang*

Stupid fucker brought a foot to a gun fight.

Jon said...

hey there bbc... wondering if you'd like to participate in a new idea i've got on the go... check out my site if you're interested (one of only two people invited)... if you read through the first section and would like to play i'd ask you to write the section that starts EAT THE BOY FOR BREAKFAST... hope you have a great day... hopper

Jon said...

would also love if you'd be a team member and help me out... don't know if this idea will flop or not, but if it hits i'll need the help...

BBC said...

Morning Hopper... I'll look at it but I'm pretty darn busy leading my own parade. :-)

And doing things away from the computer even though it must seem at times like I'm always here.

I'm not much good at teams unless I'm leading it.

If you want something done, make yourself a committee of one

Before moving here I was known as a mover and shaker, a big fish in a small pond.

Here I'm a small fish in a big pond, and this pond is full of Piranhas.

Jon said...

well... even if you'd just write up a section for me it would be much appreciated??? either way it's cool... thanks

BBC said...

And sharks and other nasty critters.

Nit Wit said...

Gotta watch out for those bottom feeders and sucker fish. Sharks and Piranhas Just have teeth. Nice Pop sonnet.

BBC said...

Anyway, the president of the local chapter of TICS said that she would call me when she returns next week.

We are on different journeys, she may as well not risk hurting her finger punching the phones buttons because it's likely that it would end with her slamming down the receiver anyway and I don't want to be responsible for her hand getting hurt.

Everything with her is a negotiation as she is trying to control every moment and aspect of her life. I can do without that, not even the cute butt and boobs are worth it.

Nit Wit said...

They seldom are. Funny they never seem to understand that.

BBC said...

Well, spirit can do without the Martha Stewart's and the empire builders.

I'm not here to try to make them happy. My code is "All I have is all I need" And I'm thankful for what I have.

My time is for the beaches and mountains and the peace there.

And I don't put up with certain things, or negotiate. Empire builders bother spirit.

zirelda said...

mmm, I learned a long time ago that I lie to myself. And that it is easy to hide things from myself as well. In the light of that news, I have to continually be aware of why I do what I do. Sometimes I still don't know.

BBC said...

Bingo !! I posted The TV dish and receivers that I saved from the landfill on Yahoo Freecycle this morning. A lady has been looking for one for months so now they will be made good use of.

One good deed out of the way and it's still early.

BBC said...

Actually, Hopper, I wasn't much interested in participating in any of the old ideas you had either.

I amuse myself. ROFLMFAO

BBC said...

I'm only interested in being with one team, and that little orgy only requires one other member that can get on the same path I'm on. LOL

BBC said...

I'm off on another adventure now, taking the scenic route to the yurt the stove is in.

Unknown said...

Hi Billy....cute poem...lol...you're too funny...and how sweet of you to give MAry your sifter!!!

I will be working on your sketch this week....

Karen said...

"neat sifter"

Love all your ideas!

soulbrush said...

who is tootsie pop? someone special?