Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Mr. & Mrs. God loves chickens

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She gets it, understands that she is Goddess in evolution. Doesn’t understand the nuts and bolts of it all, but at least she gets it. Being Goddess and God, that must be hard for a woman to figure out and work through. All men have to ponder on is the God part. Good thing, men shouldn’t try to ponder on more than one thing at a time, what with them being short a few brain cells. I have to get in touch with my feminine side to understand it all better.

In her recent post she talks about her chickens. God loves chicken’s, so does Mrs. God. They know their place here and they don’t go off screwing other things up. Well, they may not know that many of them might become buffalo wings at an NFL game, or tasty treats at a picnic, but maybe that is for the best. If they knew, they would stay far away from humans.

Chickens do exactly what they are here to do, hardwired to do. Survive, procreate, be a part of the food chain. Well, maybe they don’t like that part so much, but I don’t think they spend a lot of time thinking about it.

But they really dig the procreate and sex part, chickens get it. I’m talking about farm chickens here, not those poor caged birds. That old rooster, he struts around the chicken yard looking for a hen to jump on, and when he spies her he just jumps right on. They must really dig all that, the whole yard cheers it all on.

That old rooster, he just struts around crowing "I poked her, I poked her." And she’s a cackling "I got poked, I got poked." And much of the rest of the flock join in with things like "Oh joy !! He got a poke, she got poked, what fun, this sex thing is fun." They don’t have hang-ups and worry about morals in a chicken coop do they?

And all the younger chickens are bouncing around saying "This is fun, this is fun, when is our turn?" Yeah, chickens get it.

When humans started naming things maybe they should have called chickens pussy’s, and cats assholes, they even sound like assholes when sexing, or something like that. Yup, Mr. and Mrs. God really like those itsy bitsy parts of themselves. Chickens get it. :-)

2 comments:

BBC said...

Minou.... Well I was shooting for some humor while being serious about the nut cases on this rock.

The whole problem is that early man screwed up his brain and then screwed up his womens brains.

And everyone is still paying for it, why can't they all see that?

Michael Bains said...

Thanks, ya ol' coot. {-; (An' to m'lady too!) I needed this.