Friday, August 04, 2006

Scott Adam's

So I came across some of Scott Adam’s quotes.

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there. - Scott Adams
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. - Scott Adams

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. - Scott Adams

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. - Scott Adams

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account. - Scott Adams
And a few quotes by others.

If we did all the things that we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves. - Thomas Edison

Everyone has problems, some are just better at hiding them. - Unknown

Only by going too far can one possibly find out how far one can go. - Jon dyer

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

1 comment:

FreakyNick said...

You might find this interesting:
http://badtux.net/2006/08/penguins-guide-to-comparative-religion.html

The part about Tuxology is great.