Friday, February 02, 2007

Press conference


At a press conference this morning, a renowned 'beltway insider' confirmed that an archeological team from the National Geographic Society digging in Washington DC have unearthed the 17,000 year old bones and fossilized remains of what scientists now believe to be the very first politician.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

ok that one is good...tee hee

Sewmouse said...

Love it.

Anonymous said...

hmm...it's understandable that you are not kin to politicians. But you must have stopped and wondered on its governance. Would you prefer to live under the rules of a church or a government? I know, you currently only have two options. I'd prefer science to govern politics but for now politics will do.

Go Green Party!

Steve said...

You're a dirty old bastard, but that's alright with me. Keep on truckin'.

BBC said...

Yeah, Ted. God is always thinking about sex, but most of the women on this planet drives him nuts so he goes without.

Yup, God is cranky also, about wars, what humans are doing to the planet. Etc.

Dr.Alistair said...

to be ruled by science would mean some pretty strict guidelines. i would take politics over science any day of the week.

the first thing you need to realise about science is that it is going to deal with the government thing as a lab experiement......and you are the rats.

you understand though, because it`s for the greater good.

just not for you.

Dayngr said...

That was fantastic!