Super Slut Sunday

Ms. Piggy isn’t about to let Janet Jackson or anyone else one up her today.

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Ah, yes, there is some kind of a super stupid football game on today isn’t there. Played by a bunch of over paid super sluts. I will avoid places with TV’s today. I wouldn’t watch that stupid fucking game unless they were using George Bush’s head as the football.

When I went into the bank for some money the other day I made the remark that I needed some money for booze and women. The girl asked me if I was going to buy her a pretty trinket. I explained that I just like to say that, that I don’t want anything to do with women anymore. I like the idea of women, I just don’t like what most of them are. While we were talking two more of the girls wandered over to say Hi to me. I said that women are crazy and I don’t want them around me. All three of them agreed that they are crazy, so there you go. I think I will start telling them I want the money for a hooker. No games there, you get what you pay for without a lot of bullshit head games.

All the women I meet think about is their material possessions and “What are you going to buy me?.” Well, how about a roll of duct tape to put over your mouth. The trouble with women is that they are godless. And I’ve grown intolerant of their opinions, I’ve grown intolerant of almost all opinions other than mine in fact, having had traveled down many difficult paths to my own.

I didn’t start this blog to debate with others, to learn from others. I started it to tell others that we are God in evolution but the message hasn’t gotten across, no one wants to take that responsibility. So the world is still going to hell. It takes up too much of my time and is a waste of my time, so I’m going to start posting on Sunday’s only.

Dear Dr. Alistair, would you please fucking stop debating with God you little fucker? Hugs. Don’t smoke a frigging joint before reading what I say, I never have said that I wanted to be governed by science. I only state that science is important in eventually understanding what we are, how everything works, and where we should be heading. That God is a scientist. At that point in time they will be saying, “Hey, we are God”. Duh, no shit, but remember, I said it first. And I don’t want to be governed by politics either, it’s just the big nuts working their way to the top to lead us. And it’s been made too complex, complicated, and expensive. And there is no spirituality in it. I didn’t say religion, I said spirituality.

As for women, you are recently freed (or being freed) from whatever situation you were in. Get back to me in five or ten years after you have gone through five or ten more of these airheaded bobbleheads that you are going to be dealing with in the future. You just don’t get it do you? Women have taken women’s lib and freewill too far and it’s about impossible to get along with them anymore because they don’t give a fuck about teamwork. They will pretend to care about teamwork while they try to manipulate you though. They just want to make you a piece of their real-estate, empire. And I’m tired of being one of their victims. Have fun with them, if you can, but I have better things to do. Hugs.

You said…. “you may seem mean to some if you appear as if you won`t play the game.”….. Ah, games, some games I’m just not tolerant of. I take it that you mean the “Humor and treat me tender because I have a weak ego”, game. I’ve gotten tired of doing that, the world needs to start growing up. Oh, and that Sarah lady that just showed up with a new blog. She isn’t a psychic, she is just another bobblehead that thinks she is going to give you the answers to, well, everything. Another thing that she isn’t is Goddess, therefore I’m not interested in her or her future mutterings. She did post a pretty picture, but how can we know what the truth is? She may be ugly and weigh over two hundred pounds for all we know. It’s all too easy to be a fake on the web. I think that Ted guy offered her way to much money for some sex, but maybe they can work out some new figure as they go along. *smirks*

Any of you leaving a comment, try to sound intelligent, and try to remember that your opinion won’t be valid to me unless you agree with me. Okay? :-)…. I’m going to keep adding things to admire at my other blog of course, and I will visit some blogs and leave comments. See you next Sunday, take time to go through my old blog posts, almost everything I have to say is already there.

Jeanne sent the following to me, I can't verify all of it, but who knows. Shoot, I won't even remember most of it when I might need it.

Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately-- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers."

Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns.

Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.

Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.

Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.

Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly-- even though the product has never been advertised for this use.

Honey remedy for skin blemishes ... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.

Listerine therapy for toenail fungus. Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.

Easy eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.

Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer ... If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.

Smart splinter remover. Just put a drop of Elmer's Glue-All over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.

Hunt's tomato paste boil cure ...cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head.

Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine, a powerful antiseptic.

Vinegar to heal bruises ... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.

Kills fleas instantly...Dawn dishwashing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas.

Rainy day cure for dog odor ...Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.

Eliminate ear mites. All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear...Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.

Quaker Oats for fast pain relief... It's not for breakfast any more! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.

All of the above has been shared with you with the intention of providing one or more of the following: knowledge, wisdom, humor, or just to piss you off. Have a good and peaceful Sunday. BBC