Yeah, what the hell, I’ll do two posts again today.
Classes For Men at The Learning Center For Adults
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks! , Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places. And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivers.
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Sally, a sweet lady that I know, gave me half of a rabbit a few days ago. I haven’t had rabbit for a long time. It’s being slowly cooked in beer right now.
You have a calling which exists only for you and which only you can fulfill… And it isn’t shopping.
Turtles can breathe through their rear end.
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9 comments:
Oh, will you sign my husband up pleeease!!?? haha
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.
Ilove your spirit!!
I know this couple, she is a certified, umm, whatever. You know, helps others learn to live and love together. There was a big write up in the paper about them a couple days ago. She is doing these couples work shops.
Fuuuuuuukkkkk….. I know these people, she is a scatterbrain that pisses their money away faster than they can make it and they are lucky they haven’t killed each other. And others pay them to learn how to live and love? Ha, ha, ha, too funny.
But she has nice boobs, we hiked up to the hot springs together one day and enjoyed a few hours in a pool. Yup, she has nice boobs. Don’t read that wrong, I didn’t touch her boobs. Just saying is all.
Sarah, I love your spirit also. But as for your human side of your brain, well, I don't know, you are new on my radar.
But welcome, and hugs.
You leave a lot of comments. You old lech.
birds of a feather.......
Ted, I am not a lech, I don't think. Hey, is that even a word?
Besides, it is my blog, I can leave all the comments I want to leave. I can call you a fucking idiot if I want to.
How does that grab you? Hugs.
so can tony blair
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