He may be better than a politician. I’m willing to give someone like him a shot.Yesterday I got the roof vent installed in the camper. I didn’t get a key for the dead bolt lock on it either. So I went through my key collection and found one that would slide into it. Then I took the lock apart and screwed with the pins until I got it to working with that key.
I also put the headliner back in my pickup. Rick didn’t charge me for doing it so that saved me about a hundred and fifty bucks, it’s nice to have friends like him.
Rosie….. I don’t mind the whacko’s coming to my blog, but they don’t come to it very much, they don’t like God picking on and insulting them, telling them that they are frigging idiots. Go figure. But we sure have fun with them sometimes…. LOL
Kirsten is another screwed up woman. She even admitted that in an earlier blog post of hers. And she damn sure doesn’t like me testing her. She did a post showing old folks after sex. But I’ll bet she doesn’t allow my comment. LOL… Kirsten, my regards to Ahab the Arab. He, he, he. But I will finish her book someday, if I can find it, I seem to have lost it. Well, misplaced it anyway, it’s not like I used it for toilet paper or starting fires, like I do pages of the bible. Man, those Muslims are as screwed up in the head as Christians are.
You know what? I have a small deeply disturbed following. Sound familiar? LOL….
Boy, these new hair clippers that I bought a few weeks ago seem huge. They are about twice as big as my cool battery operated one. I think that these babies would shear sheep, or goats. I could hurt myself with these things, take off an ear. Hum, take off an ear, shave my head, wear an eye patch, run for president as an independent of the Vulture party. LOL
LOS ANGELES - Checks from Hollywood's A-list stars such as George Clooney, Eddie Murphy and Barbra Streisand added up to an expected, one-night take of $1 million for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.
The cap for a political campaign should be one million bucks. What in the fuck is it with spending so much money to become president? To become an underachiever? I swear, I’m surrounded by frigging idiots.
It’s laundry day here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse. Have a good day everyone. Peace and Light. BBC
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Stolen from TZ at Laugh a Day.
I realized that about 90 percent of Spam has something to do with the male erection. Make it bigger, make it harder, make it last longer, make it get hard over and over in a short period of time, increase the amount of splooge it shoots... For the love of Pete! Why isn't there any Spam for the female equivalent? Why isn't somebody peddling something that makes the vagina a bit tighter, or wetter, or smell better, or something that puts those lips to good use and make it whistle, or do impressions or crack walnuts? Find some product that makes it do anything other than inactively waiting to be harpooned.
I have some good Spam subject lines that would work, too:
"Tighten Your Twat!" or "Moisten Your Moneymaker!" or "Smell Fresh with our New Eucalyptus Pussy Scrub...Good for Four Hours!" or "Coach Your Cunny!" or "Train Your Twat to do Tricks!" (I know I used Twat twice...I like it.)
I'm not trying to increase the gulf between men and women. I'm just saying that if for now we haven't figured out how to stop spam from making its way to our inbox, then let's at least have equal representation of sexual dysfunction’s.
Right, I’ve been with women that didn’t keep the equipment in shape at all. And they expect men to please them? The women that keep them exercised are the ones that are enjoyable to be with. They can make it squeeze a guy, that is being in shape. Just saying. Hum, maybe I should call…… LOL
"They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse." -Emily Dickinson
Go look in a mirror.
I just noticed
It's Ash Wednesday
Like I should give a damn
Thanks for dropping by. Appreciate the comments, now go was the skid marks outta your drawers! (he he - my attempt at humor!) Oh, for a good laugh, head on over to your local Catholic church for some ash smearing on your forehead - those freaks!
Willie Rocks.
And I wish I could produce more splooge.
I'll give Willie a shot if he stops by. I've got some Maker's Mark, Bacardi's and Seagrams. Or good ol' Budweiser.
As for president, a chimp would be better than what we have now. So Willie gets my vote.
Geez, Anne, Bush is a chimp.
It always comes down to monkeys...
I suppose you have one more deeply disturbed follower...
But I would rather be that than be the friggin idiot!
I've been meaning to get over here and check your blog out. Very good BBC. My type of stuff - minus god and things of that nature.
Ryan.... We are God, in evolution. There is no boogy man in the sky and we have to accept that.
I have a son named Ryan.
the thing is that women don`t think they need to improve thier whatever.......
we are the one`s who are unsure about ourselves.
we are are god in evolution.
on so many levels.
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