Stop that shit

Stop talking about religions damn it. Stop reading about and studying them, stop teaching them to the children. If for thousands of years you idiots haven’t figured it out how do you except them too? Damn it, just knock that shit off. The next woman from a church that knocks on my door and wants to teach me about God, I’m going to ask her if she wants to have sex with God. I can smell the smoke from the tires already.

Love seat

I have an old love seat out in the yard, both sides recline. I like to go sit in it at times, drink some coffee or a beer, maybe take a nap, soak up some of the suns rays.

It was a beautiful morning yesterday so I went out to sit in it for a while at nine am. The sun was really nice and I decided that little Willie would like some of it, so I pulled him out through that pain in the butt flap in my Fruit of the Looms to let him enjoy some of it and he was really enjoying it. Maybe worshipping his creator and the sun that she also created.

Then I got to thinking about the insane chick and the next thing I know little Willie is big Willie. We had our own sundial effect going there. Anyway, we went into the house and had an out of body experience with the insane chick. The enjoyment without the bullshit ya know. The women on this planet sure cheat themselves out of a lot of good times with all their hang-ups.

Karma
I love karma, don’t you? Present karma that is. If these chicks are going to drive me nuts, I’m going to drive them nuts also. So I sent her some emails, here are some of the things I said being as I know it will make her squirm, especially talk about sex. Some things she said to me are in blocks and of course I felt obliged to reply. This is pretty personal, but hey, I’m a pretty open guy.

[You shouldn't feel hurt.] …. I’m a very intelligent and complex man and I’m entitled to my feelings, that you did in fact encourage even though you now deny it. Who gave you the right to decide what I think and what my emotions can be?

[The doors I opened to you did not include intimate relations] ….You where thinking of that also and if you deny it you are lying to yourself. But you are the queen of denial.

[YOU may have considered yourself a potential partner, but I never accepted or rejected you at that level.] …..Who are you? Are you the president of the local chapter of the Insane Chicks Society?

[Yes, you are lovable and kind, and you don't necessarily talk too much, but you don't listen about email boundaries.] ….You just keep yapping about that but you have never made it clear what the boundary is, ever think about that? If you have a frigging boundary you have to define it, don’t you think? It is not fair to me to just yap about it, define it !! What is acceptable? One, two, three a day, what? How many times a day can I send you something telling you that I would rather be brushing your hair? Or not, if you don’t want me brushing your hair just say so. I’m a big boy, I can deal with it.

[So you should not feel hurt.] You had better stop telling me what I can feel or cannot feel, or I will turn you over my knee and spank your cute little butt.

[The object of my suggestions is to get the women to pursue you, and then you can make your choice(s).] …..Women do that all the time, and I did make my choice (Why am I attracted to bubble heads?). So I was at this ladies place (your place as a matter of fact) doing some remodeling for her and minding my own business, other than being my warm self, when she called me one evening and asked me if I wanted to go do something with her. A few days later when I was done for the day she asked me if I wanted to stay and hang out some with her. I didn’t take her up on those offers at the time, then after working there longer I started really liking her, even though she is a bubble head in some ways. So I’m thinking I’m going to move her on my love scale from a one to a two, maybe we can take it up to a ten. Good thing I only moved you one notch, up to a four would have blown your mind. We went and did other things together, and when you wasn’t freaking out we had a lot of fun enjoying each other. You lead me on and encouraged me in other ways also. And I CAN point out all the ways. You are of course are going to deny all this aren’t you? What with you being the president of the Insane Chicks Society, apparently with the intention of driving me nuts. But you WERE chasing me. You WERE interested and trying to attract my interest, and it did work, you did get it.

Now she wants to get into a control thing because that is what insane chicks do.

[So, as to #1. Quit smoking] …..Why? Because after we make love the whole neighborhood will want a cigarette.

[or drinking – ] ….So yesterday afternoon I went over to Rick’s shop and had a wonderful time bullshitting with the guys, and I suppose I drank an extra beer or two. So what are you going to do about that? Are you going to spank me? Look, I didn’t judge you because you smoke pot, and I don’t appreciate you judging me because I drink some. We all have our Prozac of choice while dealing with this world. I lived with Marie for twelve years and she didn’t fuss about my smoking and drinking even though she didn’t smoke or drink. We never went to bars very often unless it was for dancing, or in Utah because the bar had the best steaks in town. But I did drink at home. I mostly prefer to drink at home because it’s cheaper and I’m mostly a homebody anyway. I do like to go to bars some now, for the company of others there that I know and like because I’m single and need company. And some of them see me as their minister as they don’t go to churches so I give them spiritual guidance. And sometimes I meet very interesting people and learn interesting things.

[and don't even think for a minute that you can cheat on these.] ….You know, you are starting to sound like a wife. I’m too honest and transparent to try to hide something, that just complicates things, if I’m doing something I’ll admit it. Are you lecturing me young lady? Because if you are I’m going to come over there and spank your cute little butt.

[Exercise every day. After six months, you WILL be a different person.] ….Where in the hell did this come from? What do you know about my exercise? I have a hundred dollar bill in my desk drawer and I’m willing to bet you that I get more exercise, can out work you, out hike you, and still have the energy to make love to you until you have climaxed two times, so why don’t you just get over yourself? Um, I think, I haven’t had sex with a woman for six years but I’m sure I’m still up to it. Well there was an attempt with that spoiled little brat Catholic bitch last year but it was a bust. I have a slow hand and a gentle touch and I’m not in any hurry but she was in a hurry, and demanding. Twenty years ago I could have got right into that but I’ve evolved above that (or maybe I’m just stupid). She didn’t want to hold my hand, didn’t get the spiritual part, just wanted me to screw her, I couldn’t get up. So I put my clothes back on and said "Ok, I’m done, was it good for you?" Pissed her off, she hasn’t spoken to me since. So maybe you don’t want to get in that contest with me, or accuse me of not having energy. And don’t you go whining because I talk about sex some, and use some humor, you can’t know how I am unless I do talk about it some. Everyone that knows me knows that I like to talk about sex, just like anyone else, but that I don’t do it even when I get offers as that is reserved for ‘her’.

[In my observation, you have maintained your health, but you don't present as having a healthy lifestyle. I have the impression that you have beaten yourself up one way or another for a long time.] …. In some ways I have beaten myself up, I have good genes and my body can take it pretty well. Sure, I’ve been down a lot of dirt roads. Has it ever occurred to you that those adventures gave me interesting experiences and perspectives and helped build my unique character? I think it’s safe to say that I’m seldom boring, and that I find many things interesting. Life is here to experience and live it and I have. Or do you prefer boring men? You’ve beaten yourself up in some ways also, we all do.

[That has to change. Women "get" that kind of thing immediately and react.] …. Not all women, you really shouldn’t generalize them like that.

[#2) Do your research, lot of observation and conversation BEFORE you make any moves, or state any intention at all. That's what the good women are doing -- lots of observation and interaction before they form an intention.] …. (She is telling me to do that but It’s actually what she is doing, insane chicks speak backwards)…. Are you saying that you are a good woman? Can I get the opinions of others before accepting that? I know that others have told you that I’m a good man. Blah, blah, blah, they where long emails, I won’t put it all in here, only enough to make my point that I have now driven her even more insane, turn about is fair play I always say. Hell, we kicked around for two months and she couldn’t even hold my hand yet? At that rate it would take ten years to get her in bed, life is too short to put up with that kind of woman. Boy, ya gotta love karma.

I haven’t seen or heard from her since, I’m guessing that she’s huddled down in a far corner of her closet, and afraid to come out into the world for fear that I might be there. Hi Hon….. Boo!! Actually, not hearing from her, that is a gift, maybe the best one she could ever give me. But it does irritate me when a woman is not considerate enough to say that she is not going to communicate with me anymore.

Another thing she said in an email was that she is emotionally cautious. Bullshit, she is a paranoid psychotic emotional train wreck that thinks all men are out to get her, and that all they want from her is sex. Well excuse me, but isn’t sex supposed to be part of the package? Otherwise there is no point in men and women having anything to do with each other.
I fully understand that there are things in her past that are unresolved, but I’m not the man that did them to her. She needs to learn how to let that all go and get over it or she isn’t going to be able to have a good relationship with any man. I offered to help her with it some but she thinks she needs help from no one, so be it.

The last time I bought a pack of shorts I got Hanes instead Fruit of the Loom. Obviously men shouldn’t shop for their own shorts because we are unrealistic idiots that don’t know shit about shopping for clothes. Maybe that’s why Einstein didn’t wear socks, too much trouble finding the right ones. Now I’m wondering if he wore shorts.

The Hanes size chart is different than the Fruit of the Loom one. When I buy Fruit of the Loom I buy the 32-34 size and they are always the right fit. So I grabbed a pack of Hanes 32. Now I understand what Phillis Diller, and I guess all women, go through to put on a girdle. I question why they even bother, when all they really want is for a man to take it off, maybe they are into pain and torture.

Celibate ?

LONDON - Paris Hilton says she is sick of boyfriends and is celibate.

And in behalf of all the men of this planet, I want to thank her for that. God forbid that she would add to the gene pool. But I’m sure that won’t last long.

In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time, so she went to check it out.

She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was. She watched him pray, and after about 45 minutes when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.

"I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."

niCk (Mem Beth) said in a comment to me. "Religion is a problem because it tries to define what God is by using the limited words and ideas of the human mind. We know something exists. When we try to define God using human language, we lose its meaning or change it into something that is unnatural. Not everything in reality can be put into the limited languages of humans."

I disagree, there are more than enough words. But I’m not talking about religion, I’m talking about what we are, God in evolution. See how few words that took? Not that anyone will listen to me.

Advice to men
Avoid the Judith’s and Vicki’s in this world. They are the ones that are not at all comfortable talking about sex, in the first person anyway. I was minding my own business when the president of the of the local chapter of the Insane Chicks Society started chasing me. She chased me down like the dirty dog I am, and then when I stopped to lick her it freaked her out. I suppose she loved me with all she had though, she just didn't have much.

A very wise lady that used to have articles in the local rag said that the first and most important thing to consider if going out with someone, or trying a new relationship is to ask the question "Does he/she turn my crank." Because that can’t be manufactured. If I’m lucky, the next woman that chases me will chase me into the street and a city bus will nail me, it’ll save us both a lot of trouble.

This is a test, repeat, this is a test, of the National Bullshit Network. If you are here leave a turd (in the comments section) BBC

Searching for the truth

First something funny, posted on the Dilbert blog because Scott is screwing off and not doing any posting. "To Whom It May Concern: The Dilbert Blog is hereby cancelled. Mr Adams has found religion and no longer has anything interesting to say….Posted by: Mr Adams' Lawyers

Something else posted on one of the Dilbert blog a while ago when discussing God. It was something like "Oh, I so believe in God, and I hate the son of a bitch." Geez, what did I ever do to him? He must mean that Christian God though.

What good are the Bibles and Koran’s if they just keep things here messed up? Dear Mrs. Bush, you are not playing with George's dick enough or he wouldn't have so much time to screw other things up. And you should take his damn Bible and Rapture books and burn them, they have put an insanity in him. Buy him a Playboy and some good nature books. Or just tell him you have a new game to play with him and put a plastic bag over his head, be a compassionate Goddess and put him and us out of his delusion that he is doing Gods work.

Searching for the truth.

The influence of religions and do they have too much was the topic at our Conversation Café meeting Thursday. As a new age spiritualist I contend that we should get rid of all religions and be spiritual only be as God and Goddess. Those words will never go away so they should be put in proper context. They should even stop talking about them and teaching them to the children of the world. Here is what I had to say at the meeting.

I contend that God is a spirituality only, and not an omnipotent being or entity. If there was such a God this world would not be the way it is because such a God would be our parent and make everyone mind and treat each other right. As a spirituality only, and being in evolution like everything else, it’s clear that this spirit is only about three years old. We all know that three year olds are a mixture of love, hate, greed, goodness, needs, has a screwed up evolving ego, and things like that.

I also contend that this God in evolution is us, and thanks to our ancestors screwing up their minds, our own screwed up egos, it’s clear to see why we can’t see that. If you look at God as the all then you must see yourself as part of the all, therefore you are the all. I have to believe in God even though for many years I didn’t. If I didn’t believe in God I couldn’t believe in any of you because I see you as God and Goddess.

Touch the person on both sides of you….. You just touched God and Goddess, it’s as simple as that. (End of what I said, the first time)

Betty said that what the world needs is for a very charismatic person to show up to fix things. I agree with that, I can be, but more often than not I’m like a pit bull because I’m always pissed off at how this world is. Of course, I’m also changing a bit at a time so who knows. Scott Adam’s might be a candidate, he’s been on his own strange journey and I’m sure that he is working on a great book about it all now. In any event, this person will be convincing everyone that we just have to get over ourselves and all those religions, stop talking about them, stop studying them, stop trying to make money off of them, and think spiritually only, and stop teaching them to our children, or it will never end. At least that is what the cosmos is telling me.

I also note that spiritual growth often is a result of dealing with the women on this planet, have you ever noticed that? Women and their needs and greed’s cause a lot of problems and I think that they should just get over themselves if they really want the world to be a better place, and start making it a better place.

Sent to me in an email….. In line at the bookstore, I couldn't help noticing the two bestsellers the person in front of me was prepared to purchase: "Conversations With God" and "How to Argue and Win Everytime." (Doesn’t anyone ever talk to Mrs. God? I’ve never won an argument with the cosmos so I won’t bother reading How to Argue)

http://badtux.net/ Is an interesting blog if you are seeking the truth about spirituality. You really should check out this site, read the subject post of ‘A penguin's guide to comparative religion’. & "Civil War in Iraq."

And I spotted interesting comments by readers. "Historical note: The three Invisible Sky Demon sub-sects all come from where the most potent hashish in the world is made. Just sayin'." … "Outstanding! Can't wait for polytheism!" (Multiple Gods, yup, almost seven billion of them now, all we have to do is accept it and treat each other accordingly)

If you go to www.beliefnet.com, you can take a little online quiz that will match your answers against the beliefs of about 20 religions. (A thought, why in the hell would I care how my answers matched up to 20 religions when I don’t believe in any of them?)

So lets sing a couple of songs.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord.
He comes squealing around the corner in his pink and yeller Ford.
He hath loose the terrible swift lightning of his terrible swift mill.
His rod is rolling on.
Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to go.
Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to go.
His rod is rolling on.
He comes squealing around the corner where the grapes for wine is stored.
(Hum, I need suggestions for adding to this, put them in the comments section)

On a hill far away stands an old Chevrolet.
All rusted and worn from the rain.
And someday I’ll trade that old Chevrolet
In on a brand new Ford.

I love these kittens. Four of them came into my place last night and spent the night with me. Okay, they were having so much fun that they damn near tore the place apart. My only boundary is my computer station desk, get on it and they will be Chinese food.

BBC, the pissed off part of God

Scott Adam's

So I came across some of Scott Adam’s quotes.

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there. - Scott Adams
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. - Scott Adams

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. - Scott Adams

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. - Scott Adams

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account. - Scott Adams
And a few quotes by others.

If we did all the things that we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves. - Thomas Edison

Everyone has problems, some are just better at hiding them. - Unknown

Only by going too far can one possibly find out how far one can go. - Jon dyer

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Too Funny

That Get Fuzzy cartoon guy is just too funny sometimes. Hold on, stuff is occurring to me, ha, ha, ha. What a hoot. He’s even more funny than Dilbert.

Speaking of Dilbert, Scott Adam’s could at least have the decency to tell us that he will not be blogging for a while instead of leaving everyone in suspense. Some folks will wander off and find other blogs and get interested in them lose interest in even checking his blog to see if he is back.

Gerald Gordon Harris…. If you think that almost seven billion people on this planet doing what they do isn’t contributing to global warming, you sir are a frigging idiot. Sure, go ahead and drive all you want, you selfish bastard.

So I was at a Landmark Education presentation meeting the other night, a meeting to get you to put out a bunch of bucks to take their course. The host is a nice lady, I’ve known her for a few years now, she is crazy but I love her anyway. The lady doing the presentation is over weight and out of shape and she just carried on and on about that, a woman that talked about and admitted that she was over weight and has a room full of exercise equipment that she doesn't use, and is not willing to do much about it other than be okay with it, she hasn't got a thing to teach me. I didn’t stay for the second half of the presentation so they didn’t get to give me a sales pitch. The free pizza was good though.

There was an interesting lady there though, a cute little blonde, I could tell that she is warm and fuzzy, her comfort zone was very small, I tested it and she let me stand right next to her and was okay with it. She is very friendly and intelligent and I’ll bet she is a hand holder. She is single and looking for a mate according to the host, as when I got home I sent an email asking about her. In fact what she said was.

"She is single, into Zen and looking for a partner. She is looking for a man that has money to travel though; as she wants to live half the year in Switzerland where she spent many years growing up-- in Zurich. Her family has a home there or condo there. She is a great woman and has lived in Brazil also. Her husband died of a heart attack at 53? I think, quite a while ago. She has two grown sons and lives in P.A. She is very much into Landmark and their programs."
I knew that she lived in PA (that’s Port Angeles’s) as I looked to see if her name was in the phone book. Well, she may be a great woman, for some man, but not for me, so I’m not going to bother to contact her.

My world does not revolve around money and travel and spoiling a woman, not in those ways anyway. I've done my share of damage to this mother planet and I couldn't call myself an ecologist if I was to continue to keep stomping all over it like it doesn't make any difference.
I'm looking for my spiritual soul mate and she clearly isn't if money and travel is what she cares about when thirty thousand people a day die of starvation. I prefer to spend my money helping them instead of traveling and harming mother earth more. She may think that she is spiritual, but I don’t see it, truly spiritual people are as easy on the planet as they can be. And they are not into being spoiled.

Have a good day everyone, be kind to the earth. BBC

Two posts today

So Scott Adams hasn’t put a new post on his blog for a few days, that is not like him as he is so devoted to it. And all of us that are devoted to his most interesting blog can’t help but wonder what is going on.

Here is my best guess. He is so full of thoughts and words for his next book that he is lost in writing. Or, something pretty bad has happened, maybe to him or someone in his family. Any of you have any information or guess’s? BBC
http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/

You light up my life

Reminder, comments are now allowed and not moderated, feel free to say anything you like.

So I get tired of buying batteries, not to mention that they are nasty things, making them causes a lot of pollution and disposing them causes a lot of pollution. I was in a Walmart store recently and noticed an LED flashlight that you can turn the crank on for thirty seconds and it will give you an hour or more of light. For only nineteen bucks, so I bought it. LED flashlights don’t put out a powerhouse of light but they are good enough to see to get around in the dark with, or to read a book by if out camping.

It’s a pretty neat light sold by Safety Cross at http://www.safetycross.com/

They also have other interesting lights on their website. It has four light configurations, a siren, a pretty good FM radio that sounds decent, and a cell phone adapter to charge the battery on your phone. Also a compass, but it’s a piece of shit, the compass. I’m pretty pleased with it, I would buy another one, and I may buy their camp light.

Now I know quite a few people that won’t shop at a Walmart, seeing them as evil. And I won’t argue that point, but I don’t have a lot of shopping choices in this smaller town and I have friends that work there and are happy to have the work and seem pleased with their jobs and how they are treated. Walmart makes it so that we can buy products at affordable prices and make our money go farther and it improves the lives of people in China and other places. No matter where I bought that light, it was likely made in some foreign country and I have no problem with that, they have to eat also.

Like everything else, Walmart is an evolution and will change, die, or improve employee standards in time, as there are people working on getting them to improve employee standards. Or not, but people in this country should be happy to have a job of any kind that pays something, it’s better than sitting under a tree dying of starvation, and thirty thousand people a day do just that.

So yesterday I got an email from the president of the local chapter of The Insane Chicks Society and she said "As I re-read some of your emails, I do believe you are truly looking for a life partner." So I shot right back with "And you didn't pick up on that the first week you knew me?" And blah, blah, blah. But let’s qualify that. I’m looking for my spiritual, romantic hand holding mate that has been on her own strange and confusing journey and is ready to join me on mine. She will get me. But my current interest, she is nuts and has too many issues that she won’t admit too. She is a good woman, but she’s still nuts and has too many issues with herself and men, ah, I repeat myself. It’s okay, I’m moving on, I’ve learned that it’s a waste of time to invest too much time in something that isn’t going to work out and two months was enough. If a woman isn’t holding your hand by then it’s time to move on. Life is about lessons you know.

Like I said, I know the president of the local chapter of The Insane Chicks Society.

Quote: How do you move in a world of fog that's always changing things?

George replied. Feel your way. It can be fun in mixed gender situations.

Have a good day everyone, ask yourself "How would we live if we were more spiritually advanced?" BBC

I’m conspiring

Reminder, comments are now allowed and not moderated. But if you are going to insult me make it real good or I will just call you an ignorant pecker head that should have saved the typing. Besides, I’ve already heard it all, so why waste your fingers, go do a good deed instead.

I think that if I where to start a Philosophers club, and I have thought of that, I would put up a sign that said.

WE ARE ON A JOURNEY OF DISCOVERY HERE, IF YOUR EGO CAN'T TAKE SOME CRAP YOU DON'T BELONG HERE.

I’ve been having some very interesting and entertaining email exchanges with a great new friend. He sent me some Buddhist stuff and asked what I thought of it. My reply was that Buddhists are more weird than I am. He replies with "Is this a contest? Are you competing? How do you keep score? Should I give you some weird lessons? I shot right back with "Do I sound like I need lessons? You're asking the teacher if he needs lessons, now that's funny." LOL. So I’m weird, so was Jesus, get over it.

I’m conspiring the taking over of the world and ruling it as a Benevolent Monarchy. I know some pretty smart people that can help me with that. One man in this town, a weird and troubled little shit, has some pretty interesting plans on defining countries by the water sources and mankind’s needs and sharing it all properly. They still need some work but they make more sense than fighting over it all. Forget oil, water will be the next big fight.

I know a weird little fuzz nut in Sequim, but he’s a lovable little fart, that is pretty bright that I think would be great on my board of planners and directors. And another man that knows the judicial system in this country pretty well, and how fucked up it is. And I’m sure he has views on how to fix it. And with a blog I have access to the thoughts of people from all around the world about how things should be done on this stupid planet. I know some pretty good women that would be great on the board also.

Now all I need to do is recruit an army, of men and women from all over the world that are tired of governments and boarders and the capitalists that control us all. We don’t have any weapons so what we are going to do is refuse to do things their way, mock them, and pelt them with marshmallow’s, and not support them in any way. If we have to we will pack hug bombs and hug them to death, if that doesn’t work we will assume that they are the evil ones and just stab them in the gut. Oh, and I need a whole bunch of horney women to service my army and keep it happy, themselves also. Not to mention a hell of a lot of booze and pot. Sign up in the comment section, and state what country you are in.

In the news: "Scientist thinks invisibility possible in future." Hell, I think I must be invisible at times now, like when I want service in a bar or café. Or when I’m in a room full of people that I weird out and they want to pretend that I’m not there. Hey you….. BOO!!!

I think I know the president of the local chapter of The Insane Chick Society, and the vice president, and in fact all of the members around here. They say that they want a man but they all have so many issues with themselves and men that it’s almost impossible to get close to them. American women, bah. I love them all but all the good ones where snatched up years ago and the rest just don’t get it.

I have a new girlfriend it seems, she just walked in the door, looked around some, made herself comfortable and sat there looking at me like "Well here I am buddy, and I’m not leaving so you had better get used to it." It must be because I’m such a loveable old bastard. LOL. So I guess I had better set up a litter box to keep her from shitting on the carpet. And take her to the vet and get her fixed and all that, maybe some nipple rings?

Speaking of idiots, there is a shop not far from me that has a drag car in it. Every so often they take it out on the street to test it. I’m hoping that a cop nails them one day, a public street is no place for that.

Interesting quotes
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

To disagree with three-fourths of the American public is also one of the first requisites of sanity. – Billy B Cook (I exclude G.W. Bush and his band of idiots though, because he is just a fucking idiot)

Here is an interesting link to the insight of America.
http://quotationspage.com/subjects/America/htm

Since the general civilization of mankind, I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people, by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power, than by violent and sudden usurpations. - James Madison

Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Only those are fit to live who are not afraid of dying. - Douglas MacArthur

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' - Sam Levenson

Old, but what the hell.
The Boss was in a quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The Boss approached her and said: " Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."

A little rain stopped them?

First a note that comments have been turned on at my (this) blog. And they don’t even need my approval first. Feel free to pick on me all you want if you wish, but expect me to pick back telling you that you are an idiot if I wish. BBC

So I went to the OUUF website yesterday morning to see if there was any info posted about the annual OUUF (Olympic Universalist Unitarian Fellowship) picnic, but there wasn’t any information posted there. I had heard from two ladies that it would be this Sunday and that made sense as it was about this time last year that it was held.

So I wandered out there just to see who would be there that I might want to say Hi to and visit with. There was no OUUF gathering there so I came back to town and after a nap worked on polishing up a wedding document that I will be performing on August 12th. Later in the evening I received an email from one of the ladies and her statement was "Salt Creek was cancelled for fear of rain." My reply to her was "What a bunch of pussy's, where do they think they live? Haven't you ever just sat and enjoyed the life giving rain? They should be thankful for the rain and the life it supports here in this special place. Maybe next year they should have it in Baghdad. Not being prepared for a little rain is just poor planning by spoiled people, there are all sorts of covers available, no wonder I stopped going to OUUF. Bad leadership. Hugs. BBC"

I did run into a few rain showers on the way to Salt Creek but it was nice out there and there was a lot of other groups having a wonderful day out there. I now pronounce the OUUF group to be a bunch of spoiled pussy’s. A little rain is a way of life here, most of us deal with it and work and play in it, it’s not like they are heavy showers.

I did spot two interesting things in the newsletter on the OUUF website.

Why are we so afraid of living?
I’m not, I face each day head on. And I’m not afraid of dying either. But I don’t know when I will, so I tell people I love them, other wise how would they have known? Besides, they need to hear it. To really live you can't be afraid of dying.

Why are we so afraid of loving?
Hey, don’t look at me, I think I do reasonably well at it, I just want to be loved in return. BBC

Hot Springs

I hiked up to the Hot Springs Friday to get right with the cosmos, it's a very spiritual place to me. I brought back a few stones Here are a few notes about my day.

I am at peace with the cosmos, God, Mrs. God, now if I could just be at peace with the idiots on this planet. First I stopped and checked on Darlene and Darla, Darlene can't be more than eighty pounds but she is in good spirits and has a loving soul.

I took my time going up the mountain, maybe the next time I go I will stay in one of the campgrounds overnight and then go to the springs the next morning, it's so peaceful up there. And spiritual, to me anyway, a place I get right with the cosmos and learn things.

Just as I got near the pools I came upon three deer by the side of the trail. A doe and fawn on one side and a doe on the other. I slowed down and sent them thoughts of love and walked right between them. The fawn took a couple of steps toward me and then changed it's mind. Good thing, I might have had it for dinner. LOL

My favorite pool was available so I spent and hour in it. Got a container of mud for Donna's skin condition, and a bottle of water. While I was in the pool a deer came up beside it, but she didn't stop to talk. Thought of a rock for Angela so I started looking around for something that spoke to me. Most of the rocks there are pretty plain, mostly black, but I found one that has some white in it. It's very interesting, it's clear to see what I call a spiritual being/image in it. Like the white part is a hooded robe around a face. I don't know of course if she is spiritual, but I would like her to have it. The other two I picked out are pretty plain, but hey, they still came from a special place so they are still blessed with that.

On the way back to the truck I was of course busy with thoughts a million miles away when I happened for some reason look at the side of the trail and there, written using small pine cones, was the word HELLO! So I gathered up more pine cones and added 'I LOVE U.'

A little further on I came upon two grouse on the trail, I walked right between them. Well, it all has spiritual meaning to me even if it doesn't to anyone else.

This morning I went out at five am to get the Sunday paper and decided to walk around a couple of blocks while I was at it. Thankfully, in this smaller town it’s peaceful at five am, even on highway 101, there was a few boats being towed toward the marina, must be some fishing season on. As for all the crap in the paper, I see that I’m still surrounded by idiots. BBC

Portrait of a friend

"Portrait of a Friend"

I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts,
or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will
search for answers.

I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain,
nor the future with its untold stories.
But I can be there now when you need me to care.

I can't keep your feet from stumbling.
I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall.

Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine;
Yet I can share in your laughter.

Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge;
I can only support you, encourage you,
and help you when you ask.

I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship,
from your values, from me.
I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you.

I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you,
But I can give you the room to change, room to grow,
room to be yourself.

I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting,
But I can cry with you and help you pick up the pieces
and put them back in place.

I can't tell you who you are, but I can help you find yourself.
I can only love you, hold your hand, and be your friend.

Broads with boundaries

Broads with boundaries, bah, I don’t need them. I’m hiking to the hot springs today, you idiots be good while I’m gone. BBC

Boundaries

A lady that I have been seeing, I can't figure out her boundaries, there seems to be so many of them. I don't know what I can and cannot share with her, and I'm tired of trying to figure it out. I just seem to irritate her a lot, even when I compliment her, and it hurts me when she is curt with me. Sometimes she is warm, but often she is detached and I don't want to deal with it anymore. Warm one time and cold the next, it's too confusing, it's too Buddhist like.

Whatever her boundaries and rules are, I can't figure them out. So I put a boundary at the end of my driveway, I figure that way I won't cross any of hers and piss her off. Maybe what she needs is some mostly cold bastard that isn't affectionate and only touches her when he wants sex. I don't know what she needs, and I'm tired of trying to figure that out also. I don't know what she wants/needs, and I'm tired of trying to figure it out. I don't know that she knows what she wants/needs. Not to mention that she can't, or won't give me what I need, a hand to hold. I’m not sure that she has ever held any mans hand, and at her age maybe it’s too late for her to learn. Can’t do that unless she wants to.

The fabric of my life

A dear friend told me that it is likely that I would meet who I’m looking for as I was doing things in the fabric of my life. That she would enjoy doing some of the things I do, like volunteer work, trips to the beach, things like that. Interesting way to put it, the fabric of my life.

Well my fabric is awfully large and complex with many colors in it. I tend to look at my life as more like a picture book of experiences that is always changing. Each page maybe representing a week and looking different each week. Some things do stay the same, but other things and experiences show up.

I will always like doing some of the things I do of course. Like singing karaoke, dancing with friends, spending time on the beach, helping others, live performances at the play house, things like that. But I am also open to new experiences and that changes the picture book of my life. Or the tapestry of the fabric of my life I guess you could say. It must not be colorfast.

But getting outside of my picture book and looking at the bigger picture book of the life of ALL worries me. I just want everyone on the planet to be more peaceful and loving and supporting to each other.

Welcome to Earth - Third Rock From the Sun. The Intergalactic Hillbilly Trailer Park where everyone is related. So what is all this frigging greed and fighting about? Can’t you people just go hug someone? BBC

Court today

A friend of mine is in jail and going to court today, so I’m going there in case he gets out and needs a ride home. The time in jail was good for him, dried him out, returned some of his health so he can get back to work, I hope. He may just be ticked because no one bailed him out, in that case he may just be another unhappy camper that is unhappy that he was there for two weeks.

There is no point in bailing out repeat offenders, it’s just learned behavior, if they learn that others will bail them out they have no reason to stay out of trouble. I hope he spent the time thinking it all out properly and is ready to follow whatever programs the court asks of him. It’s the only way to resolve the no contact order with his partner.

I hope it goes well for him in the future, he’s a good man when the drinking isn’t dragging him down.

Boy, life and evolution hey?

I’ve been thinking a lot about a few of my past experiences with women since moving here, I’ve been used and abused and taken advantage of, but I’ve learned a lot about women that I didn’t know before. And I’m so stupid and trusting that one of them cost me a lot of money as I got her out of a lot of trouble when I first moved here. Not to mention an experience I’m having with one now. We are having a real struggle with that but we are both hanging in there. I’m going to teach her to be a more loving person or piss her off trying. LOL

An experience I had last year with a lady, did I say lady? I mean spoiled brat that wasn’t spiritual at all, what with her being a bad Catholic. Anyway, an attempt at sex with her just didn’t work at all as she made it all about her and I couldn’t get it up. Twenty years ago that would have worked for me, but I’ve changed, evolved.

I need a spiritual mate or it (sex) just isn’t going to happen. One that can hold my hand and look into my eyes some while we do that. I want a lover with a slow hand and an easy touch, not one that is in a hurry. There is a song about that isn’t there?

So a lady I’m doing some work for mentioned that I wasn’t giving her enough time, as in I might be at her place for six hours but I tell her to put me down for four, or three, or two. I don’t care as long as I can pay for the gas to get there. I don’t even keep track of the time, I trust her to do that, and if she forgets a few hours who cares? I damn sure don’t, I’m not there for money, I’m there to touch her. Well, sure, I do like to touch her, but I mean touch her soul. Yeah, reach out and touch someone.

Dance like no one is watching, and love like it will never hurt. BBC

The Chocolate Muffin

I'm working at a ladies place, doing some remodeling, she is exploring the idea of reincarnation and will be doing a reading about it today at a gathering. I read the rough of what she is going to say, It's okay but I'm not a supporter of reincarnation as omnipresence explains it much better.
Reincarnation (in part) states more or less that you are here to learn, but she is a very slow learner I can't get her to hold my hand or teach her anything about love. She is obsessed with security, confuses money with love, as if there is such a thing as security on this planet. She is a really cool lady in some ways but EVERYTHING is just about a business to her and her mind is often a million miles away, I keep asking her to keep at least one brain cell on the speedometer. She can't call anyone Hon, or express any affection. She just takes care of business and she is very busy at that.

She gets up every morning saying "I have to take care of this business, that business. Oh, and there is this love business, I need to take care of that also. I can't call anyone Hon, can't touch them, can't tell them I love them, so what should I do? I know, I'll give Bill a chocolate muffin.
Like I need another fuckin’ chocolate muffin. LOL.

If God is merciful why do bad things happen? Why blame God for bad things that happen when it’s humans that make or allow so many of them happen? That’s just passing the buck. BBC

Bah

Humans...... Bah.

It's even warm here

It’s even warm where I live, was ninety yesterday at five in the afternoon, I’ve never seen it that warm here. And as I went to go to town I discovered that I had a flat tire so I had to change it. I squeezed two extra years out of those tires, better start shopping for new ones I guess.

It’s going to be a busy day so I don’t have time to write much. Go hug someone now. BBC

How would you know?

Two years ago I was spending a lot of time with a lady I had met on a job. She was a good woman, but could not show affection, that is why she was divorced. I took to telling her I loved her every time I saw her. One evening she asked why I kept saying that. I said "I may die tonight, or before the next time I see you (like the next day as we where seeing each other everyday), so if I don’t tell you now how would you have known?

She just didn’t get it, after seven months I gave up, then she got pissed because I did. Well just how much time did she expect me to invest in something that wasn’t helping her? So who have you told today that you love them? It only has to be on a scale of one to ten you know, it doesn’t mean you love them at a ten, it just means you love them. BBC

A new retreat

I bought a sixteen foot camp trailer yesterday, having sold my boat last fall I haven’t had a spiritual retreat to go to. Other than my room that is. But I like to go to the beach and places like that, to be at one with the cosmos.

It is a piece of shit but it was cheap, worth the three hundred I spent for it so I could have a frame and title. I will tear the camper off of it and build a new lightweight one on it so I have just what I want. I will recycle and use all I can from the old shell. I just saved millions of cosmic molecules that must love me at some level from going to the dump and can still serve me.

She loved me
I know that she loved me with all she had, she just didn’t have much to love me with. Not to give to me or any other man. Takers are like that, she takes but can’t give. If life is about lessons, the current woman I’m interested in is a lesson I’ve already had, two years ago with the Viki experience. I think I will back out of this one rather than let her drive me nuts, and continue looking for my spiritual mate. BBC

Well Crap

A friend of mine is in jail, for arguing with his mate. And I’m going to let him sit there rather than bail him out. They drink too much, they need treatment. I love them but I won’t help unless they do get into treatment.

Two days off, what to do with myself. Go look for some trouble to get into I guess. Drive another woman crazy. Or teach her how to hold hands, whatever works I always say. BBC

Anniversary

Yesterday was an Anniversary, of sort. Yup, one year ago yesterday I met a lady that was visiting her sister here from Atlanta. She was attractive, flamboyant, touchy feely, and things like that. She liked to hold hands and hug, and she was a great kisser. She was a lot of fun in some ways, but she was also a spoiled prima donna brat, and a bad Catholic to boot. She was always getting pissed about little things to the point that I one day suggested she take an anger management class.

One evening she got pissed at me about a little thing, just a misunderstanding, and she hasn’t spoken to me since. Her actions pretty much explain why she has been alone for thirty years. In her mind of course it’s the fault of every man she has ever dated.

I would have set around and moped about it but there are other things going on that distracted me from it. Including exploring a new friendship with another lady. The next lady I’m going to drive crazy most likely. BBC

It's Sunday?

It’s Sunday? Really? No shit? Hum, do I have a hangover or not? I just got up and I’m still trying to decide. I went to Reggie’s last night because there was a band there that I like. Young college kids and we have a lot of fun.

I got a ride home with some friends, Char and Rod, as I didn’t want to risk a DUI. He might have gotten one, I might had been tossed in jail with him, but that’s when you get to use a really cool line sitting in jail with a best friend "That was a hell of a lot of fun."

How would we live if we where more spiritually advanced? Maybe we would all be sitting in bars, or on the beach, enjoying each other and the music and not fighting these stupid wars.

Anyway, have to go to work so I don’t have time to write more today.
Love and Peace. BBC

John Lennon

Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,

Imagine all the people
living for today...
Imagine there's no countries,
It isn't hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,

Imagine all the people
living life in peace...
Imagine no possessions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,

Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.

Written by: John Lennon

So ?

So, who did you call Hon yesterday?
Who did you hug yesterday?

No post today

No post today, have to get to work.
Go hug someone now. BBC

Seeking Goddess

Having been on this strange journey for at least nine years, maybe all my life, I’m still seeking Goddess. Mrs. God, in human form. It has been a difficult search and I haven’t found her yet, maybe she hasn’t found herself yet while on her own strange journey. She may not understand it all, but she does feel she is Goddess, or of Goddess. I feel that she must be in this area, but she might be anywhere and thinking of moving.

I’ve met women that thought they where Goddess’s, and deserved all the fancy stuff women on this planet so often crave, but Goddess wouldn’t be like that. Simplicity would be her style. She likely does volunteer work or little daily good deeds. May have little or nothing and craves no more, believing that all she has is all she needs. She would want to look into my eyes so we can share each other’s souls with each other. She likes sex and sees it as a spiritual act. She likes hugs and to be touched. She is open and outgoing and calls most people hon when talking to them, sometimes touching them. Not that she doesn’t get pissed off at times, I’m sure she does. And she thinks the world is full of idiots.

I’ve met women that used and took advantage of me, still paying off a bill for helping one of them. I thought I had found her last July, but I was wrong, in her own words, she is just a bad Catholic. Just didn’t get the spiritual part of our journey. Yup, just a spoiled prima donna brat with too much of an anger problem. In some ways she sure was fun though.

I sure would like to find her, this Goddess, I want a dance with her. And I think she’s looking for me also. Meanwhile I entertain mortals by dancing with and doing things with them.

New study:
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses. I thought the results were pretty interesting:
25% of women think their ass is too fat. .
10% of women think their ass is too skinny...
The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway...

Kids can be so cute

A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the 'better' ones.

1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea because I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher age 7)
3. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)

5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kyle age 6)

6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)

7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy shrink. (Kevin age 6)

Enemies

A sign in a tavern I go to.
Street girls bringing in sailors must pay for room in advance.

Enemies
Just figured out that I’m an anarchist just as Jesus was, have been for thousands of years. I have enemies once I reach a certain spiritual level, have had for thousands of years. And they keep killing me in interesting ways, getting nailed to a cross was interesting. I wonder how I will die this time. But I won't draw too much attention to myself for a while yet, still have some writings to complete. Back then I didn't write so there was a lot of nonsense written about me, but now I do. And the last chapter I haven't even started yet.

And I'm still an anarchist, want the world ruled by a benevolent monarchy (of the wisest and most spiritual men and women), screw all these governments that keep screwing things up.

I’ve always challenged people that where unspiritual and had more money than sense. In that respect I haven’t changed in over two thousand years, only gotten more cranky is all. BBC

Yesterday

Hum, I didn’t make a post yesterday. I’m just bummed out about how screwed up this world is. Well, no post isn’t going to stop it from spinning around is it? Or fix it.

Yesterday, Oh I believe in yesterday – when all my troubles seemed so far away ----- Yesterday.

Love by the minute now, you may not be here the next. BBC

Crazy women

Crazy Women
Actually, I like crazy women, those that think they are sane are just too spooky as we all have some crazy in us thanks to our stupid ancestors. Women that think they are sane are just problems. Women that know they are a little crazy are less boring and more fun. But some of them are too crazy, they belong in the Insane Chick Society of which Scott Adam’s has made a few cartoons about.

Reminds me of a song I've sang at karaoke a few times. "I like my women just a little on the trashy side." Yeah, characters are more fun.

The cat to the vet
Helen took the mother cat that started hanging out around here to the vet, something had nailed her. I hope that they don’t charge her anything, she says that the Peninsula Friends of Animals will foot the bill. I don’t know why they would though, and she was getting better on her own so I think she should have just been left to heal. Or die, that is the way it is on this planet. But they will neuter her while she is there so that is a good thing. Crap, people spend thousands on pets and too save pets and allow thirty thousand people to starve to death everyday, what a screwed up planet. So now I’m mommy to five half wild kittens that I can’t get closer too than three feet. Suppose I will have to trap them so that they can go to new homes.

Philosophies

I’m tired of people telling me that they don’t want me sharing my philosophies with them, or them saying that I have interesting philosophies. I don’t have philosophies, I have beliefs, developing beliefs, and truths. Philosophies are for humans.

Shrinks

Shrinks are idiots, most of them don’t know anymore than the rest of us. I went to one for a while a long time ago. After a couple of months she was just crazy and wanted to have sex with me. Geez, I was going because of problems with my wife, I sure didn't need that complication.

In my early twenties I went into a bar on Capital Hill in Seattle for a beer, I like bars, you never know what interesting person you might meet, what you might learn. I got to talking to this man that must have been in his forties and he was a shrink. He carried on and on and sounded very intelligent and profound, I was impressed, thinking I was learning a lot from a very wise man. After a while he said "By the way, don’t pay any attention to me, I’m fucking crazy." Ah, an honest shrink.

About ten years ago I met a shrink in Montana, he had retired and moved there from LA. Was building a home out in a quite part of the area. When I asked him why he retired early he said because he was tired of being crazy. So he was building a home away from it all and drinking as much as he could. Those are the only two shrinks that I’ve met so far that where honest enough to admit that they where crazy, idiots, and didn’t really know anymore than anyone else.

Getting close to God

Well there sure isn’t much sense in my talking much about myself here when they are once again hashing and bashing it all out on the Dilbert blog. I have to wonder if mankind will ever sort this shit out and stop fighting over it all. A speck of dust on a gnats ass is all any of you are until you stop fighting over it all. A waste of carbon, sexual cosmic cum, is all most people are. A gnat has more spirituality than any human does.

On Scott’s blog many of the posters mention wanting to be close to God, that’s simple. Anyone that wants to be close to God should come to Reggie’s tavern (Beer Church) on a Thursday evening, I’m usually there for free bingo. I warn you though, God is a weird little fuck in some ways, it is just where I am in my evolution and the rest of mankind isn’t helping this evolution at all. BBC

Tardy People

Many people seem to always be tardy for things. Tardiness bothers me, I’m always where I say I will be when I say I will be there. If I’m to meet someone somewhere I give them fifteen minutes, then I’m gone. I don’t like others wasting my life.

Buddhists

My experiences with Buddhists and Buddhist types have been interesting to say the least. Not that I have met that many of them but each and every one of them are pretty darn strange. They are nice enough, in a sort of detached way but they are just not warm and fuzzy people, I’ve never had a female Buddhist call me hon in a conversation for example. Hand shakers, not hand holders and huggers, I have to wonder how detached sex is to them. They seem like lonely people all in all.

They fuss about things wrong in the world of course, but don’t seem to extend much effort to help correct them. They may write letters, vote, attend peace marches and protests but I don’t sense that they are willing to give much of their own money to causes like feeding starving people.

And they are always yapping about ego and the need to stifle it. But they must mean others should stifle theirs as I note with interest that they spend plenty of money trying to massage their own. They always want a newer, better or nicer this or that. That is very contradictory if you ask me. And talking to one is just asking for an argument as they seem to want to be at odds with anything a person might say, especially about spiritual discussions, they simply don’t want to believe in anything. Yet they are always seeking. But why seek if you are never going to accept anything as a truth?

My only experience with Buddhist’s of course is with American Buddhists. I have no idea how Buddhists in other countries are. I’ve researched the religion some and looked at facts on countries that are predominantly Buddhist and note with interest that said countries are pretty much a mess, with wars, fighting and poverty.

Conclusion: I like warm and fuzzy people better, Buddhism is non-sense, too detached. BBC

Oh Shit

Sixty-three today. I don’t recall ever expecting, or even trying to live this long. But I never die until I’ve made a difference, either through life or as a result of my death, don’t worry, be happy, really everything will be okay, go hug someone. BBC

Just some humor today

They Walk Among Us

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old, still working fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
Caution ... They Walk Among Us

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific".
They Walk Among Us!

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving"
They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk
They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They Walk Among Us!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned
They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
They Walk Among Us!

While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
Yep, They Walk Among Us.

They walk among us, and reproduce!

Hell, they produced us and we are still frigging idiots.

Quote:
Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed. - I.F. Stone

In the news

Americans rank No. 1 in patriotism survey.

CHICAGO - When it comes to national pride, Americans are No. 1, according to a survey of 34 countries' patriotism. Venezuela came in a close second in the survey, released Tuesday by the National Opinion Research Center at the University of Chicago.

Patriotism and Nationalism are infantile diseases. – Albert Einstein

Einstein was an amazing man, most people wouldn’t make a pimple on his butt. I wouldn’t make a pimple on his butt, it’s to bad the world hasn’t learned from him.

Have we had sex?

I walked into a local bar one evening and said to the new bartender "Hi Karen" She looks at me and said "Do I know you? Have we had sex?" Ya gotta love a gal with a good sense of humor. She was just surprised that I knew her name because she didn’t remember that I had been in there a few days before.

A few good quotes

It is not enough to be busy; so are the ants. The question is: What are we busy about? - Henry David Thoreau

Before you can inspire with emotion, you must be swamped with it yourself. Before you can move their tears, your own must flow. To convince them, you must yourself believe. - Winston Churchill

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep. - Joan Klempner. Or Freeing your mind to spin around on it’s own. - Billy B Cook

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie (Go for a walk or write, it’s easy on the planet)

Teaching

An email friend that is a fiction author, but I don’t know that he has anything that has been published, mentioned that he had students, teaching them to write I suppose. So of course I had to shoot a reply back to him to razz him a little. I’m behind on my work and projects or I would be posting something else today. As always though, the ongoing discussions on the Dilbert blog are great. Anyway, the reply I shot back to my friend is below.

You have students? What in the hell do you think you are teaching them? A few people have told me that I should take a writing class. What in the hell for? My style is my style, how could someone else teach it to me? I tell them if ya don't like my fucking writing don't fucking read it. *lol*

Experiences

The following is from my diary of 6/25/2006

This town has more goddamn stupid people in it than anywhere I've ever been in my life, I think.

If Marlene (A lady that I do odds and ends for) happens to be in the Eagles when I go there I always go over and talk to her for a bit, maybe give her a little hug, sometimes dance a time or two with her. Friday evening I dropped Helen off there so she could enjoy the music, I came home for a few hours and then went back to pick her up. Marlene was there so I went over to talk to her a bit, made arrangements to go do a few things for her. She told me today when I was at her place to do some yard work for her that the other night someone had said something about me being her boyfriend. You have to wonder how people get stupid ideas like that.

So when I got done with the work I went up on the porch and said "Okay girlfriend, I'm done." What the hell, might as well have some fun with it, now anytime she is in the Eagles I will say nice and loud "Hi girlfriend." Anymore when I meet new people I just tell them "Everything you hear about me is true." They are either smart enough to sort out truth from fiction or they are not, I don't give a damn anymore. If someone isn't willing to get to know me personally before drawing conclusions and making judgements that is their problem, not mine. Ya know what I mean?

And sometimes maybe I do just say a little too much, even if it is the truth. Recently I was in Reggie's and I met Shar's new friend, I like him, we talk a lot alike. Shar is a very attractive lady with a nice chest that I have known for some time, I wouldn't date her but we are friends of sorts, bar friends I guess you would say. I take my bar friends with a grain of salt though. I enjoy talking to her and she likes to read the things I write that I share with her.

The reason I wouldn't date her is because she is a spoiled brat with too many attitudes and no compromises. Everything is Shar's way or the highway and she goes through men like water. I don't need that crap in my life, not from a woman that drove her husband to blow his brains out.

Anyway, after they left I said to Phil "She sure has him pussy whipped." That was a true statement is all, he had even said as much earlier, but it sure upset Claire, she got pissed at me and told me it was a sexist statement. So I guess the truth is sexist these days? I told her I didn't think it was sexist, just the truth salted with some humor. But Claire doesn't know me so if she wants to jump to such a conclusion I guess she just can.

Soon...... Shar and Rod came back for another beer, when Shar went to the restroom Claire followed her in there and told her what I said. When she came back and sat down I could see that she was grinding that up in her head and then decided to be okay with it. I think Shar just grew a bit in that moment. When they left again she touched me to show me that it was okay. So Claire will just have to be pissed all by herself. There are a lot of people in this town that could get a better education and some psychology.

Went out on the spit this evening (last evening to the reader) as it was so warm here, on the way I stopped to walk to my old boat to see she how she is doing, looks like she is doing fine. Is up for sale again, if I had the money I would buy her back. The seagull nest I built on the seawall is being used again this year, mother seagull is setting on the eggs now, they should hatch any day now. Flew my kite for a while then came home and washed the pickup.

While driving out on the spit I got passed by a seagull flying with the wind, I was doing thirty miles an hour and it wasn’t even trying to go fast. There where two cruise ships on the sound, I’ve never seen two at the same time. One was putting out pretty black smoke, a sign of worn engines, more pollution and all for more bucks for rich people.

While I was washing the pickup a man came down the street walking with his dog. The dog stopped and pissed on my mailbox post. I hollered "Hey ! Your dog just pissed on my mailbox post." He said "So what?" I said "Now I have to go over there and piss on it to show my ownership." He laughed.

Spotted a great bumper sticker today. "You all laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh because you are all the same."

Whiney Americans

Americans are sure a bunch of whiners. They whine about everything, I hear complaining all the time, it just seems like Americans can never be happy with their lot in life. Even I whine a lot, though not about what many people do. Maybe the whole planet is this way, but I notice it here because I live here.

For the most part Americans have decent shelters, eat well, make decent money, have the freedom to travel anywhere in the country without a lot of hassles, even poor people here get taken care of pretty well, the list goes on and on.

For the most part Americans are not being bombed and shot at and having their country torn apart, the list goes on and on. I think Americans should stop whining and wanting so much and start helping the rest of the world more. BBC

A reason

Some people come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have, or have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person may say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done.

Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh They may teach you something you have never done. They may give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season!

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.

Food Art

On any given day you can see in a newspaper, publication, on TV, or other such news medium, stories about food art. They do amazing things with food, carve it into artistic designs, make large, even giant creations, all sorts of things like that. That has always bothered my soul knowing that so many people die of starvation everyday. So much waste, don’t get me started, this is all I’m going to say about it. BBC

F****** Flies

As a follow up on yesterday’s post, I’ve been working for a lady doing some painting and minor remodeling. A few days ago she opened the front door and a fly came into the home, she went a little ballistic and said something like "Son-of-a-bitch! Goddamn fucking flies, do they just wait by the door until you open it?" And a few other choice words.

Maybe she doesn’t like those little black fly shit marks all over on her nice white walls. Or maybe she just doesn’t like flies in her space and face. But I thought it was cute how she was cussing it out, she has a real cute way of cussing at them. If it happens again maybe I will help her cuss it out, it seems like fun being as emotions are not flat lines all the time and sometimes it’s okay if you just let it rip and get it out of your system. I say that it is harmful to bottle things up until they get too big and cause bigger problems.

Yesterday I went to a ladies home to fix the baseboard heater in her dining room, turned out that it wasn’t the heater but the wiring under the house had a short in it. It only had a craw space under it and I’ve never seen so many spider webs in one place in all my life, plus there was some old shit from a sewer line that had been broken. The problem wire was at the opposite end of the house as the craw space access hole so I had to fight my way through all those spider webs about eight times to get the repair made, it was a very unpleasant job getting that thirty feet of wire replaced.

I don’t know if I killed any spiders but I sure killed a lot of spider webs. BBC

Wouldn't harm a fly

So on the Dilbert blog Scott was talking about his joy in killing ants. I know people that wouldn’t harm an ant, spider or fly. They will try to capture them and release them outside if possible, they think that it’s bad to kill Gods creations, or whatever it is that they think. About five years I took on the following view.

In the first place they are not Gods creations, they are Mrs. Gods (Call her Mother Nature if you wish) creations. But Mrs. God is just as much of an idiot as God being as they are both still in evolution, and she makes way too much of everything, especially bugs. Really, look at God and Mrs. God in a proper space and time continuum because time and space is different to them than it is to humans and their puny concepts of time and space. It’s like they are just three years old, now think how three years olds are, they create and destroy, they love and they hate, they simply have not evolved into anything that can be considered mature yet.

About six months ago I read an article in the National Geographic about just how many bugs there are on this planet and while I can’t recall the figures I can assure you that there are a hell of a lot more of them than humans could ever get rid of by killing the few that get in their face. Not that bugs aren’t beneficial, they are, but it’s no big deal to kill a few that are invading your home.

My view is that I want all living things to have a chance at a peaceful existence here, especially if it may be serving a useful purpose. But not in my space, and certainly not in my face, so I sometimes kill critters that are in my space or face. I may try to shoo them away but if they persist they are dead game. I of course love them but that is beside the point, I contend that you have no right killing something if you don’t love it so it goes something like "I love you little spider but you are in my face, *squish* enjoy your next life, somewhere else." It isn’t my fault if bugs don’t have sense enough to stay outside where they belong.

Besides, not all bugs are beneficial, it’s not like the planet will cease to be able to exist without some of them. Mrs. God being the idiot she is does create things that are not needed, are in fact harmful, in time scientists will figure all this out and we will know what is needed and what isn’t. Of course in time I’m also hopeful that mankind will see that creating too many humans is also harmful. BBC

Old, but still good joke

The Banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'Mail Order Bride.' Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom 'How Old' the new bride to be was. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty one in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty year old man. Wanting his old friends remaining years to be happy, the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take it's course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker fan into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?" asked the banker. Tom proudly said, "She's pregnant!" The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand."

Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant, too!"

The Alabama preacher

The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared!

Happy Fathers Day

I’m a new daddy, sort of anyway. Helen next door puts out cat food on her porch for the various cats that wander through. One has been hanging around a lot and seemed to be hungry all the time so a few days ago I started feeding her some salmon I have here, she has become half tame and lets me pet her a bit. Then yesterday I discovered that she has four kittens that are starting to show their faces some. She had them in a stack of pallets that where here when I got the property, they sure are cute little critters.

Now I have to go to Safeway and get some cat food because I don’t want them starving. Hopefully they will become tame enough that I can round them up to take to the Peninsula Friends of Animals. And I really should get rid of that stack of pallets. Maybe I will keep one of them, I’ve been wanting a cat for a while, will have to think on that some more.

I watched a movie last night, Julia Roberts in Mystic Pizza. I like movies that move me to laugh and cry so I like to watch romantic comedies. And anything with Julia Roberts in it is pretty good. I liked it when she dumped two barrels of seafood in her boyfriend’s convertible because she thought he was stepping out on her. After she found out that the lady with him was his sister (they where all standing by the car) she said to him "I fucked up." He said "Yeah, but you gave it one hundred percent." Now that was funny.

There was one stupid thing in the movie though. Three of the ladies where at the marina and they pulled a six pack of beer out of the water where it was supposedly being kept cool. You don’t fucking put six packs of beer in salt water to keep them cool, not for very long anyway as the salt water eats little holes in the aluminum cans.

Fool

This sounds a lot like me, it pretty much describes what I say God is. Except for the omnipotent part because Mrs. God is much more omnipotent than I am. But the pagan bitch produces wonders while at the same time destroying many things.

Here's Ambrose Bierce definition of "Fool" from
"The Devil's Dictionary."

Fool, n. A person who pervades the domain of intellectual speculation and diffuses himself through the channels of moral activity. He is omnific, omniform, omnipercipient, omniscient, omnipotent. He it was who invented letters, printing, the railroad, the steamboat, the telegraph, the platitude, and the circle of sciences. He created patriotism and taught the nations war--founded theology, philosophy, law, medicine and Chicago.

He established monarchial and republican government. He is from everlasting to everlasting--such as creation's dawn beheld he fooleth now. In the morning of time he sang upon primitive hills, and in the noonday of existence headed the procession of being. His grandmotherly hand has warmly tucked-in the set sun of civilization, and in the twilight he prepares Man's evening meal of milk-and-morality and turns down the covers of the universal grave.

And after the rest of us shall have retired for the night of eternal oblivion he will sit up to write a history of human civilization.

A nice story

Not that I’m into Jews but this is still a nice story.

From Saul Bellow's collection of traditional Jewish tales comes this story:

In a small Jewish town in Russia, there is a rabbi who disappears each
Friday morning for several hours. His devoted disciples boast that during
those hours their rabbi goes up to heaven and talks to God.
A stranger moves into town, and he's skeptical about all this, so he decides
to check things out. He hides and watches. The rabbi gets up in the morning,
says his prayers, and then dresses in peasant clothes. He grabs an axe, goes
off into the woods, and cuts some firewood, which he then hauls to a shack
on the outskirts of the village. There an old woman and her sick son live.
He leaves them the wood, enough for a week, and then sneaks back home.
Having observed the rabbi's actions, the newcomer stays on in the village
and becomes his disciple. And whenever he hears one of the villagers say,
"On Friday morning our rabbi ascends all the way to heaven," the newcomer
quietly adds, "If not higher."

Just a few quotes today

Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one. - Charles Mackay

When fate is the dealer you raise or you call.

Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G. M. Trevelyan

I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction. -
Blaise Pascal

The rich are the scum of the earth in every country. - G. K. Chesterton

In the news

In the news
BAGHDAD, Iraq - President Bush reviewed next steps in the troubled three-year old Iraq war on Tuesday in a surprise visit to Baghdad and a meeting with newly named Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. The dramatic move came as Bush sought to bolster support for Iraq's fledgling government and U.S. war policy at home.

I wonder how much this trip cost the taxpayers, as if this idiot cares about how much money he piss’s away, or how much pollution he causes. Speaking of pollution, his man is a pollutant in the pool of mankind, his wife should grab his dick more and distract him from all the stupid things he does. Teleconferencing is just as effective as going somewhere physically and a lot less expensive and polluting. Again, this man is an idiot, it’s too bad he made it back.

Lessons
If there is one thing I’ve learned it is not to touch women that do not want to be touched. I like to touch people but they take your intentions wrong. Cold women are cold women and they will most likely stay that way so it’s best to stay away from them or they will say things about you that make you look bad.

Humor

Humor
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you." I don’t recall where I came across that line. Yup, we deal with a lot of serious problems on this planet and handle it all with humor. The problem is that humor doesn’t fix things, it just allows people to laugh things off.

We joke about big SUV’s and the assholes that own them. What we should do though is ban them, not allow automakers to build them. People that need things like that has real ego issues. Well screw you people, I don’t like you.

We joke about bombs and killing people. What a sick planet, bombs and wars should be banned. I blame women for a lot of this. Men are idiots, they like to play war and capitalism and such things. Women should be spirituality higher than men though, but they aren’t. If they where they would insist that their men and boys stay home and be peaceful and do what they are supposed to be doing at home.

No, I’m really country, not just a little country.
It doesn't matter how smart I've gotten, how traveled and world wise I get, I'm country, old country, it's in my bones and soul and it won't ever go away. I'm still so damn stupid that I think a place isn't a home until people make it a home, and then it doesn't matter what it looks like cuz it's what is in the heart that makes it a home.

Just a gentle reminder, something we tend to forget about two hours after completing Psychology 101. Things never really bring happiness, and I know that is true cuz I observe it all the time with folks that have money and spend it trying to find happiness. It's the little things that count, a touch, a smile, a helping hand, it's always been that way. BBC

Country

Country
It doesn’t matter how world wise I become, how intelligent I become, what direction my spiritual journey takes. I’ll always be country folk.

Remember
There's no need to work toward a goal every day. Some days, it's okay to just enjoy the beauty and wonder that's all around you. Work and relationship concerns can wait for tomorrow. Today you deserve to take it easy and look for the flatter land -- you can climb that mountain some other day! Don't let your life get taken over by goals and deadlines.

Something you can say to a friend
I didn't believe in God until I got to know you, then I realized there MUST be a God because you're too fucking stupid to take care of yourself.

Happy Birthday Helen

It’s Helen’s birthday today. Happy Birthday Helen !!! You’re the best. I know, who in the hell is Helen you ask. In short she is the neatest old lady that lives next door to me and I help her so that she can continue living there instead of going to a care center as she wants to die in her home.

Helen is the kind of woman every man wishes he had. She worked very hard most of her life and was very poor, and now her body is worn out, can’t walk very far, but she is the sweetest lady with the best sense of humor and the most supporting woman I’ve ever known. Too bad she is eighty-four and as old as half the rocks out there.

She has lived in the same little home since 1946 and she loves that little place even though most other woman (in America) wouldn’t want it. They wouldn’t, most women want way too much and are never really happy with what they have. That little house has three lights, cold water only, minimum furniture, a radio, a wood-burning kitchen stove, and not much of anything else. Interestingly she is the sweetest, most well adjusted and happiest woman I know. There isn’t a sour bone in her body even though she endured many hardships over the years and was married for fifty-two years to an asshole that treated her like shit. Don’t ask me why she put up with him, I don’t know. Well I know some of it but that is another story.

Again, Happy Birthday Helen, you’re the cream of the crop on this planet and I couldn’t have a better friend and neighbor. I love you and so does the universe. BBC

Tribe Irked

The Jamestown S’Klallam tribe is irked about the city of Sequim’s comprehensive growth plan, and while there are two sides to the story that I’m not getting into here it still holds true today just as it always has. The terrorists that took over this country are still just as aggressive as they always have been, mostly for capitalistic reasons.

Do you suppose that if the Mexican’s trying to enter this country all the time where packing guns, in order to protect themselves for example, would be called terrorists instead of emigrants? The US jumps at the chance to call others terrorists it seems.

On the lighter side
At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running for mayor, "Your former secretary said publicly that you have a small penis... Would you please comment on this?"

"The truth really is," replied the politician, "That she has a big mouth."

Trying
I’m trying to avoid anything too heavy right now even though there are many heavy subjects in my mind that I could discuss, I need a slack day. Tomorrow is free dump day so today I’m loading the pickup, I hope that is the heaviest thing I have to deal with today.

Isn't that sweet ?

I was over at Helen’s talking to her yesterday when some birds, Starlings I think, where picking on some scraps of bread that Helen puts out for the seagull’s when a male picks up a piece of it and flies up to his mate on the fence to share it with her. Isn’t that sweet? Better than a lot of humans do.

In the long history of humankind (and animalkind, too) those who learned to collaborate and improvise most effectively have prevailed. - Charles Darwin

God’s coffee cup
Everyone that thinks, or even suspects that they are God needs to have a coffee cup like his that says. "I’M SURROUNDED BY FUCKIN’ IDIOTS" His second favorite cup says "There were a hell of a lot of things they didn’t tell me when I hired on with this outfit."

Is God Hiding or Not?
I see God every time I see a person. Every time I look in a mirror. I guess most people just look in mirrors for reasons of primping and vanity though. I of course keep saying that God is an idiot in evolution so I do see a lot of idiots, including myself. Fuck no, God isn’t hiding, go look in a mirror.

Other thoughts:
"Scientists ponder invisibility cloak." Hell, I figure I’m invisible a lot considering the service I often get. I attribute it to the fact that servers just can’t see me.

Love is an odd disease, but it can’t be treated as easily as the clap.

It doesn’t matter much if we are here or not. It’s better for some of us over on the other side.
For some people this world ain’t ever going to be right.

Words that men find hard to say. "I don’t know, so why don’t you ask Mrs. God?"

You are God

At one point in their lives almost everyone tells themselves that they are God. And then talk themselves out of it, but that is wrong as humans are God, in evolution. Over on the Dilbert blog a number of posters comment to the fact that they are God, just as I do. We have different views but that is beside the point, we still rightfully think that we are God. So what we need is a ……..

Pissing Contest
That’s right, a good old Dave Berry type of pissing contest, something that would make him proud of us. We should all get together and have a nice party drinking our favorite beverages and when two or three of us have the need too whiz we will line up and see who can piss the farthest. At the end of the contest the one that has pissed the farthest gets to hold the title of "The Big Pisser" for the year. That is just a basic outline of course, a whole wonderful yearly event could be built around it. It would be peaceful, fun, and open to folks of all religions, the only qualification being that they think they are God.

And looking into the future, say the year 2057 (Fiction)
Jesus and Allah are sitting around a campfire downing some suds with some other guys and gals and pondering why there are still so many problems on this planet that has become almost unable to support life when Jesus says to Allah "Hey, do you remember Dave Berry?" "Vaguely" Allah replies "He got more attention on your side of the planet but there was a pissing contest thing that was popular for a while, the whole planet got involved in it."
Well lets have a Dave Berry pissing contest Jesus says……

Quote
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager." - William S. Burroughs

Work

I need to have my head examined, this was supposed to be the first summer I had all to myself and here I am working because I let a lady talk me into working on her place. It’s taking longer and cutting into my time a lot more than I thought it would.

But it’s good reminder of why I retired and I won’t be taking anymore work when I’m done with her project. I’ll have a better post tomorrow, I have to go sit in a dental chair for three and a half hours this morning. BBC

Bah

I see that I posted something that I had already posted. Well it will just have to do as I'm busy with other things today and don't have time to change it.

But how about a joke.

The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thought and thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the Cardinal next to him, "What's a four letter word, ending in U-N-T that means 'woman'?" The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn't even bother to look up. "*A*unt, your Holiness." The Pope didn't speak for a second. "Oh." He paused. "Do you have an eraser?"

Democracy

I don’t think much of democracy even though I understand that humans want to have control of their lives. As if humans know how to control their lives. Humans are mostly pond scum and democracy makes them even more so. For example it allows them the right to own and drive rigs that get eight miles per gallon of fuel and go 150 miles an hour. Democracies are bullshit and self-destructive, households are not Democracy’s, why should governments be?

No other species on this planet governs by Democracy, that is why they will still be around after man destroys himself. What mankind needs is a good worldwide pragmatic monarchy. BBC

A crap

I went out back to take a crap, um, I have a toilet at the back of my building as it’s nice to sit outside and take a crap at times and I noticed this little spider about a quarter of an inch long. It had stretched a single strand of web between two items and was in the middle of it jumping up and down about a half inch about ninety miles an hour, that was weird to watch. It did that for about ten seconds, so do spiders just play like many other critters on this planet? It’s as if it had made it’s own little trampoline.

Never mind, I just realized that maybe it was whacking off. *lol*

Democracy
I don’t think much of democracy even though I understand that humans want to have control of their lives. As if humans know how to control their lives. Humans are mostly pond scum and democracy makes them even more so. For example it allows them the right to own and drive rigs that get eight miles per gallon of fuel and go 150 miles an hour. Democracy are bullshit and self-destructive, households are not Democracy’s, why should governments be?

No other species on this planet governs by Democracy, that is why they will still be around after man destroys himself. BBC

Sunday

I sure am tired of all the idiots on my planet, okay, Mrs. Gods planet, okay, our planet.

A number of people in some of the past post subjects on Scott Adam’s Dilbert blog have stated that they are God. This supports my ongoing statements that we, collectively, are God. It also supports my ongoing statements that God at this time in time and space is an evolution and an idiot.

I keep saying that God isn’t omnipotent because according to a dictionary that means having unlimited power. Well the dictionaries have it wrong in a way, human’s and their dictionaries, go figure. God is not all powerful in the ways humans expect him to be, and in human form he is just as easily killed as anyone else. I refer you to Mrs. God for that all powerful part seeing as she is the creator and gives birth to all things and destroys things through nature, um, even though she is an idiot in many ways also.

But still, God is omnipotent in a way as he is indestructible at a molecular level humans don’t understand, yet. Anyone that is deeply spiritual is part of that and also indestructible. Wait, human’s are reading this, how can I expect them to understand what I’m saying.

I was going to take the day off and hike to the hot springs but it’s raining today so I guess I will just kick back and relax around here. Maybe drive down to the spit for a while, and chop up some of Helen’s firewood. BBC

Hum

A lady in Sequim (the next town east of here) that I’ve known for about a year talked me into helping her fix her place up so for the last few days I’ve been going over there and working on her place painting and such. We get along very well and she understands and agrees with the things I say when things wander off into certain subjects. It’s always a joy to find someone like that.

But the extra work is an extra load and I was so busy this morning that I forgot to make a blog entry. Tomorrow is Sunday so I should be able to find time to make a better entry than this crappy evening post. BBC

Back It Up !!

There is a website a person can go to and have the files on the computer blessed by Jesus. Maybe I should have my girlie folder blessed? Na, but I do keep it backed up. Trusting ones files to some spirit is plain foolish and blessing them isn’t the same as protecting them. Not that I see where blessing them would do any good either. My computer was custom built by the cranky guy across the street and has an extra hard drive, two CD drives and a piece of shit Zip drive that I no longer use. One cool feature is that the main hard drive is a slide out so I can remove it quickly, like if the place starts to burn down.

I don’t have the second hard drive plugged in and running most of the time, just when I want to save something to it. I figure that saves wear and tear on the bearings and such. You never know when a computer might take a crap so I also burn my files to CD’s and store them in a safety deposit box at the bank. When I take another CD to the bank I tell the girls I have another CD to add to my porn collection and they giggle. I also send many of my emails and documents to a Yahoo mail address that I pay extra for because I get more space. Even if my computer fries and my CD’s go to hell I will still have most of my work stored on the Internet where I can retrieve it. I assume of course that Yahoo backs up.

I have files saved through the lives of three computers and they are important to me. Anyone wanting too make sure they never lose their files need to remind themselves to back up more often so they don’t lose all their work. And I would never keep all those files in just one place, like at home, shit happens and homes can burn down. So remember, backup !!

So I was sitting in a bar last night playing free bingo (the old neighbor lady likes to go there and doesn’t drive so I take her) when the bartender told a customer that she didn’t think that she had charged him for the last drink, she is nice but a bit of an airhead. He had a bunch of bills in front of him and told her to take whatever she wanted. She said "If I take what I want you will be broke." He replied "And if I take what I want you will be sore." Ha, ha, ha, good one.

Observations

(In the news) You can add Canadians to the list of foreigners who are healthier than Americans. Americans are 42 percent more likely than Canadians to have diabetes, 32 percent more likely to have high blood pressure, and 12 percent more likely to have arthritis, Harvard Medical School researchers found. That is according to a survey in which American and Canadian adults were asked over the telephone about their health.

As an American it is my best guess that this might be because America is more capitalistic, where Canada is still more family orientated. But only in small ways as both health systems suck in some ways. Canadians seen to get better basic health care across the board but Americans don’t as there is no national system in place here unless you have the money for it or are on welfare. How American capitalists think that people on or near minimum wage can afford health care insurance is beyond my comprehension. But I’m sure capitalists don’t really care about that. And major problems and surgeries seem to be a problem in both country’s. It boils down to "If you don’t have the bucks get ready to die".

I don’t know how it is in Canada but from my observations because of all my experiences around many different types of people in my home country it pays to be dirt poor if something really bad is wrong with you. Really, I see people all the time that have never contributed much to society or worked much but they get special care because of a lot of bleeding hearts. They get free operations, special equipment like motorized chairs and transportation and all sort of things, and many of them expect all those things to be given to them, while working people have their homes taken away from them and after they are dirt poor they might be fixed. They might be, but more often than not they are put in a care center to die after the home is taken away from them.

A nurse that I know (I won’t mention any names here because I don’t want to hurt a really, really good person) here the works in the ER but has a lot of struggles with the administration and all the bullshit they come up with. I talk to him a couple of times a week but it is outside of his work, where he goes to let his hair hang out so to speak. A place where he can get a little loose and not be so professional in an uptight work environment where he can’t say much of anything. At times he gets a little too loud, a little too obnoxious, a little too much of a pain in the butt, but I understand his need to do that so it is okay with me and I just pitch shit right back at him and we have a great time as we understand each other. I know two sides of him and I know this, I would trust him with my life if I ever end up in the ER here. And if he can’t help save me so what, I’m omnipresent and would forgive him, but maybe not the administrators, no reason why I should forgive pencil pushers.

(In the news) Americans in their 20s are one of the largest segments of the population lacking health insurance, and new research suggests the problem is growing.

They are not making much money, how can they afford insurance? And even if they could most of them buy cars and noise systems instead, or get tattoo’s and body piercings. I wonder, how many people in their twenty’s buy homes? I did, and I drove used cars, I have to wonder about the direction young American’s are taking, they seem to be more stupid than my generation was when we where young. There are exceptions of course but the upcoming generation X sure is a spoiled group wanting to be even more spoiled. I don’t think that is going to work out so well for them considering my view of the world and big picture.

Don’t recall where I saw this but it is said that matter can only exist in one place at one time. Oh bullshit, maybe physical matter can only exist in one place at one time but the matter of thought can exist in many places at anytime. There is your present aware self that has been influenced by your surroundings and so called mentors (the people that brainwashed you) and your higher cosmic self for example. This can be a whole different long subject so I’m not going to say much about it here other than to say that it’s very hard to un-brainwash yourself, first you have to see that you where brainwashed and then start the slow and confusing process of undoing it. BBC