Sunday, September 10, 2006

Hey Nick

A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe.

Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Duh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."

I wish that people would get it into their thick heads that I alone am not God, only one part of God. That we are God, in evolution. The fact that I am God is not scary, the fact that everyone else isn’t, that is scary. It keeps you surrounded by the Christians and Muslims and all the other nut cases that is screwing this planet all up. We are spiritual beings trying to enjoy this physical planet and sex with each other. Now, start doing your part damn it.

Just a reminder. Patriotism is an infantile disease. Albert Einstein. I would like to add that so is Nationalism. People like that are tearing this world apart. You people need to study Einstein more instead of the crap they are writing today.

This is for Nick and other poor blokes like him, the rest of you need not concern yourselves with it.

Nick, if you want a mate, and I think you do, you will have to settle for one of these monkeys in makeup. The ones I at times call human beans, because I get so frustrated at them you know. But if you do, you can expect her to cause you more brain damage. Or you can narrow in on what you really want. Life is about lessons and I’ve had them all.

On her blog @ http://iamsorryworld.blogspot.com/
You said.. [I also enjoy the simple life, less material possessions, less complications, less distractions, less "noise" equals more time to enjoy a real life. The phony entertainment are just time fillers, I prefer quiet time, just me and my thoughts, the world and universe.]

Well, friend, then you need to find a mate that believes the same, but you know what Einstein said about American women. The one that chased me this summer claimed to be a basic person, but it was just a scam because she was interested in me and knew how I am, so she was trying to convince me that she was also. Only she owns a very nice home on five acres that she rents out. Owns a condo, that I did some upgrades on this summer. Upgrades that really didn’t need to be done as the place was pretty much just fine the way it was, other than it didn’t suit her needy ego. She has a new Toyota Prius, but won’t keep it long, gets a new car every few years is the impression I get. Claims to be an ecologist but doesn’t stop to think how much pollution it takes to make a new car. She hops on a plane and visits other places anytime she likes. Blah, blah, blah. Some ecologist.

Well, she has gone now I think, back to California to make some big money for five or six months. That is her American woman obsession you know, money, and what she thinks is security. And she didn’t even say good bye. Wait, she is the president of the local chapter Insane Chicks Society, so that is too be expected. My point is that you have to watch for the cons that say they are basic but really aren’t. A truly basic person will go hiking with you, stay in a tent with you, eat over campfires with you, for months at a time while you explore areas. It sounds like that is what you would like to do and be. And it’s okay to be that. There are a few women like that, but not many. Most of them want a hotel room every night, and a meal in a nice cafĂ©. They aren’t spiritual, don’t worry much about all their sisters that die of starvation everyday. It seems to me that you need someone with that spiritual bent.

America has brainwashed most of it’s women and made them needy. Even if you find one that is independent she is more often than not going to be looking into your wallet to see what you can add to her bank so she can have more. It’s hard to find one that believes "All I have is all I need." And if that is what you need then maybe you should advertise for such a lady, she must be looking for you also. And don’t let the others con you, it will just cause you more brain damage. There is an old saying, "I hear what you are saying, but I see what you are doing." Don’t just listen what they are saying, look also at what they are doing, how they are living. Or get a hooker, I’ve never met a hooker I didn’t like, and they don’t play stupid head games with you. And don’t discount a retired hooker, they can make pretty decent mates.

I know a lady, a pretty sweet lady, she works, he doesn’t, well, he mess’s around and makes a little money, but mostly he just plays in the mess that is his domain, his junk yard. And she lives in the middle of it with him. So there are a few women like that.

I could go on and on with what I’ve learned from my experiences and observations, but I won’t. My point is only that you should do and be what you want to do and be, and you should seek a woman that is okay with that and wants to share it with you. And not let others distract you, as you will try to make them happy and it won’t work, you’ll just end up with more brain damage. Life is about lessons and if you don’t learn them, or remember them, you just keep getting them over and over again. Believe me, I keep forgetting those lessons every time another women shows interest in me. But I’m getting wiser and jumping away from them quicker these days. Leave those women to the men foolish enough to work their butts off for them.

I wouldn’t mind a working woman, I would just stay home and take care of the home and cook the meals. But I wouldn’t go work full time again just so she can have more, too many America women are too needy and don’t care about their starving sisters. And thanks to bitchs like Martha Stewart putting ideas into their heads, I don’t think they even feel guilty about it. So, what do you want to bet that I just ticked a few women off? It’s okay, they’re not going to go look in a mirror anyway. There aren’t many women on this planet like the lady next door that should be teaching these gals how to be. BBC

2 comments:

BBC said...

The Sunday Sinfest comic is great.
http://www.sinfest.net/

BBC said...

God doesn't make women you silly boy. That is just some old bullshit that you where taught that you haven't gotten out of your head yet.

You take the making of women up with Mrs. God. And their screwed up brains with mankind, because they arrive here innocent.