Hi Monkeys

Fifty years
Some of the things that I’m trying to get people to believe today, like the fact that we are God in evolution, may not be accepted for fifty or so years. I know that, but I have to say those things today so that they can be seen in Fifty years. This current generation of mankind is too thick headed and brainwashed to see it. Or simply don’t know what to think. And many do not want to accept the responsibility of being God, even in evolution.

Based on my keen powers of observation when I’m not being thicker than a fence post, and the fact that I often hike to the hot springs, what some men are looking for may be out there walking a trail already, and looking for like minded company. I come across women hiking alone all the time. So why don’t you fellows just fill a backpack and start hiking, then try to strike up conversations with the women you come upon. Make up some cards with your blog and email address’s on them. Running all over just puts you past the women really fast.

I hear all the time about how hard it is to have decent relationships with women, it’s time they started hearing it also, and deciding if they really want to do something about it. Or just whine about men and stay alone. A lot of the advice in women’s magazines these days are hurting women more than helping them.

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.

A new study says that having sex decreases your chances of getting a cold. The more sex you have, the less you'll have a cold. Just wait until guys get hold of this. A woman sneezes and he'll be saying, "Hey, I got something for that."

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"But as a once diehard fan (and I admit, I could easily become one again), it saddens me that you've gone from liking your readers to basically despising most of them."

The above was posted on Scott Adam’s blog. I’m sure that Scott likes his readers, even loves them. It’s just that he despises what they are at some levels. He probably doesn’t like what he is at some levels also, anymore than I like what I am at some levels. At one time it seemed that he was bent on building a good eco-home. Now he is married and recently bought a townhouse and is trying to keep a woman happy by doing things he wouldn’t otherwise be doing. See where I’m going with this?

Make feeding people into a game? That’s a thought seeing as the monkeys love games so much, and spend billions of dollars a year on football (a stupid game if ever I saw one) and other games. Make feeding people a competitive sport and maybe thirty thousand people a day wouldn’t die of starvation.

[L>T said... only under the sheets God. ;]
So L>T, you seem to like sex, and are okay talking about it. I wonder, do you do human monkey sex, or spiritual sex? I’m just wondering. I asked this lady friend that is always talking about sex one day if she looked into her husbands eyes while they where having sex. I was curious because she keeps saying that she is an old soul, has been flowing through the universe for a long time. Boy, did that question spook her. She had been looking into my eyes but when I asked she quickly looked away and said something like "No way." and scurried off. So much for being an old soul, they’re just doing the monkey sex thing.

I like to watch romantic movies, especially comedies. I started noticing something about many of them. Even though many of the couples have only known each other a few days, or hours, when they make love, or sex each other, they are looking into each others eyes. Ever notice that? Here are two spiritual beings enjoying each other and the human bodies they are interacting with. Their human brains haven’t started interfering with that interaction yet. Someone in Hollywood must understand this at some level.

[My point is we should on look on the collective insides of ourselves...to know ourselves.]
Collective is the operative word there.

[Human beings are capable of higher consciousness...of evolving.]
And if they don’t stop screwing around and get on with it, then it is going to be to late.

[when you say I have the conviction that God is a real human-like man/woman. Maybe we mean the same thing?]
I have no idea what you mean, so I can only address what I mean. It’s a spirit, why wouldn’t it flow through humans? Or try to anyway.

[I don't choose to be serious about "God" & all that metaphysical crap.]
And just exactly when did our higher collective consciousness become metaphysical crap? If you choose not to be serious about God, then you are not taking yourself seriously. I don’t do metaphysical crap, don’t read it, don’t study it. What I believe comes from a higher collective consciousness. A lot of metaphysical crap out there is just humans crapping in books and making money selling the crap to monkeys. And horoscopes, spare me from the idiots that write those. And from the idiots that want to plot my astrological chart. My birth certificate has no time of birth on it, just the month, day, year. And it doesn’t matter, twins born within minutes of each other have completely different lives, so much for charting such nonsense.

[What does someone elses mystical revelations have to do with me?]
We are all interconnected, so I say, quite a lot.

[& by Mrs.God you mean like mother earth?]
Only in part. You and I are complex, so it’s fair to say that she is also, that she has a conscious spiritual side to her also. Above the basic pagan energy that creates life.

[Satan said... What's wrong with you? Let the monkeys play!]
Well Pal, I want them to grow up some. That is what is wrong with me. I want them to worry more about the wars and all the people getting killed, and the thirty thousand people a day that die of starvation. Worry more about polluting and destroying the planet. To evolve spiritually higher, to take responsibility for being God. Too much to expect of monkeys?

Animist: One who accepts the doctrine of animism.
Animism: The doctrine that all natural objects and the universe itself have souls. (But I wonder about monkeys)

You liberate a country by destroying it? Okay, when will America be liberated?

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

Thick headed.
Human beans are amusing. You human beans are so thick headed that you don’t see that you can’t fix things through politics and democracy. You have been trying that for thousands of years and just keep making things worse. Fixing things will take a spirituality, of you being God. You Beans are so confused.

Plan ?
You human beans sure have thick heads.. No there wasn’t any plan in the beginning. Just a few instructions. Survive, procreate. It was just a sexual energy out there that created (and still is) all sexual debris out there you monkeys call planets, moons, suns, comets, and such. Then the miracle of life happened on this planet. Then a consciousness started forming, then a plan for love and peace starting forming and evolving. But the monkeys keep screwing it up.

Mary @
http://peacechick.blogspot.com/
Spoke of reading and understanding the bible. Why read it at all? If you were born in Afghanistan (and another part of you were) you would be reading the Koran, and why read it at all? Both of those books are old, and nonsense. It's time to move on so that mankind can keep evolving. Our spirituality cannot keep evolving if humans are going to keep being hung up on those old books. Read the bible, read the Koran. Ha, ha, ha, that is so funny, the beans amuse God. Well frustrate God.

I don't really understand the folks that keep speaking of the 'light'. They don't know what it is, I am the light. You are the light. If you think there is some magical light out there in the cosmos, it’s because, well, because you beans are so brainwashed.

Azgoddess @ http://iamsorryworld.blogspot.com/ once asked a Christian lady if God was really hung. Being as there is so many men on this planet, that depends. Which part of God? Which man? The more interesting question to me is. Is Goddess, in female human form keeping her vagina exercised and in good shape? Can she ‘grab’ a mans member? If so, it doesn’t really matter how well he is hung does it? The only thing that matters is if they are both friendly to each other.

This has gotten long, it’s a lot to expect monkeys to read I suppose, so I will shut up for now. Have a good day all. Ask yourself "How would we live if we where more spirituality advance?" BBC